On the Subject of Absolutely Guaranteeing Adventure Game
This appears to be a strange manual for an adventure game module. All of the tables you have come to know and love, but none of the extra text.
- Use the weapon which has the highest advantage (or lowest disadvantage).
- If weapons have the same advantage, any of them can be used.
| Stat | Abbr. |
|---|---|
| Strength | STR |
| Dexterity | DEX |
| Intelligence | INT |
| Height | HGT |
| Temperature | TMP |
| Gravity | GRV |
| Pressure | PSI |
| Weapon | Power |
|---|---|
| Broadsword | STR |
| Caber | STR + 2 |
| Nasty Knife | DEX |
| Longbow | DEX + 2 |
| Magic orb | INT |
| Grimoire | INT + 2 |
| Enemy | STR | DEX | INT |
|---|---|---|---|
| Demon | 50 | 50 | 50 |
| Dragon | 10 | 11 | 13 |
| Eagle | 4 | 7 | 3 |
| Goblin | 3 | 6 | 5 |
| Golem | 9 | 4 | 7 |
| Troll | 8 | 5 | 4 |
| Lizard | 4 | 6 | 3 |
| Wizard | 4 | 3 | 8 |
| Item | Use if... |
|---|---|
| Balloon | GRV < 9.3 or PSI > 110, and not Eagle. |
| Battery | Bat. ≤ 1, and not Golem or Wizard. |
| Bellows | If Dragon or Eagle, PSI > 105. Otherwise, PSI < 95. |
| Cheat code | Never. |
| Crystal ball | INT > last serial number, and not Wizard. |
| Feather | DEX > STR or DEX > INT. |
| Hard drive | Duplicate port. |
| Lamp | TMP < 12 and not Lizard. |
| Moonstone | ≥ 2 unlit indicators. |
| Potion | Always. Stats could change. |
| Small dog | Not Demon, Dragon, or Troll. |
| Stepladder | HGT < 4’, and not Goblin or Lizard. |
| Sunstone | ≥ 2 lit indicators. |
| Symbol | Demon or Golem or TMP > 31. |
| Ticket | HGT ≥ 4’ 6” and 9.2 ≤ GRV ≤ 10.4. |
| Trophy | STR > first digit serial number, or Troll. |