On the Subject of Air Strikes

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Someone is disagreeing with you on the Internet! To solve the module, call an air strike on their house.

Section 1 — Starting Location

You have your target’s address narrowed down to 16 neighborhoods. The missile starts aimed at a random neighborhood in that area, which varies from module to module.

Simonsborough	Cycle Hills	Brush Oaks	Mystic Square
Talkington	Blind Valley	Digit Springs	Fort Tean
Question Park	Flashing Heights	Alarmburg	English Crest
Sueet Falls	Match Acres	Black Knoll	Passwood

When determining what neighborhood to aim at, the targeting system runs a simulation of a series of air strikes. In the table below, each cell whose condition is true will get hit by a missile. When the missile explodes, it hits the cell where it landed, and every cell in its row and column. Once the simulation is complete, there will be exactly one cell that was not hit by any explosions. The location of that cell is where the missile will be aimed when the module initializes.

Note: If you forget where you are, you can click on the message screen to return to the starting location.

Arrows are blue or red	Hours on timestamp is 6 or less	Minutes on timestamp is even	Arrows are blue or yellow
Buttons are triangles	Target’s username is 10+ letters long	Timestamp says “PM”, not “AM”	Border of crosshair is black
Status light is on the top half	Crosshair is yellow or purple	Clicking the message screen makes a sound	Target’s username contains an E
Crosshair is red or purple	Border of message is black	Message is above the crosshair	Status light is on the right half

Section 2 — Target Location

Next, you need to aim the missile at your target. The arrows on the module will move your crosshair in their respective directions, and if you go off of the 4×4 grid, you will loop around to the other side.

To determine which neighborhood to launch the missile at, look at the message your target sent. Depending on the topic and the stance they took, you can determine where they live. Use the “For” column if their message is in favor of the topic, or the “Against” column if their message goes against the topic.

Submit the module by pressing the crosshair screen.

Topic	For	Against
Dogs are better than cats	Talkington	Blind Valley
You have UNO on your Xbox	English Crest	Passwood
Pluto should be considered a planet	Sueet Falls	Talkington
Cereal goes in the bowl before milk	Alarmburg	Fort Tean
The week starts on Sunday, not Monday	Digit Springs	Black Knoll
Alphabetical order should ignore “The”	Mystic Square	Brush Oaks
All odd numbers have an E in them	Match Acres	Flashing Heights
Pineapple is a good pizza topping	Cycle Hills	English Crest
Soup is a drink	Fort Tean	Sueet Falls
Santa Claus is real	Brush Oaks	Match Acres
People should not wear socks with sandals	Black Knoll	Mystic Square
“Air Strikes” should win Round 2 of KWSNE	Simonsborough	Cycle Hills
Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi	Passwood	Alarmburg
Hot dogs are a kind of sandwich	Blind Valley	Simonsborough
The chicken came before the egg	Flashing Heights	Question Park
Summer is better than winter	Question Park	Digit Springs