On the Subject of Alphabetize

You know the alphabet, right? Well, get ready to learn it again!

The module displays a chalkboard with a letter.

Find which rules in the table below apply. If there is an odd number of rules that apply, use the middle one. If there is an even number, use the modern English alphabet.

Select the right side of the chalkboard if the displayed letter matches the FIRST letter in the string. If not, select the left side of the chalkboard. Then proceed with the next displayed letter and the next letter in the string, etc., for 26 stages.

There are exactly two indicatorsWLUAZVHEJDNQSYFPGMBOIRCXTK
There are exactly three portsMVFBXJQNHWZTAKPEOCURISDYLG
A CAR indicator is presentDEYQLFZOURNPHVKIMSJACGXTWB
There is an even number of strikes (during initialization)LBMCHNAKVFJOSGDQEPUXRWIZTY
There is an even number of batteriesBVUHFMALPINYSGJTRQKEOXWDCZ
A MSA indicator is presentOXFGNSKUVPHQJIZWCTRYALEMDB
The first letter of the serial number is a consonantESFKUYZOPAWVRJBMIXGDQNTHCL
There are exactly two port platesKHLCISQNPOMBGJZWRAYVXTFDEU
There is an odd number of batteriesGWYUSDNZQFVALREPKMTOHXBCIJ
There are at least three digits in the serial numberJEXUSLCQYNOHKZADFWPRBITMVG
There are more than two indicators on the bombIGYXKZMEULPNAQOVBJTWDSHFCR
The number of solved modules is greater than three (during initialization)RZLAJBFVXTKYNODGWEHCQMPUIS
There is no vowel in the serial numberHTGMSNPXCVYRWQZJFUODEIAKBL
There are more than thirty modules on the bombZFXBJKRNOQCPUTVEHSMIADLYWG
The number of indicators on the bomb is less than fourXSCOVHZQPYFABIETGKDJURMLWN

If a strike is given, the module will reset back from the beginning. Some rules may differ now if the module is reinitialized.

The Chalk: Obverse & Reverse

ObverseReverse
AA
BB
CC
DD
EE
FF
GG
HH
II
JJ
KK
LL
MM
ObverseReverse
NN
OO
PP
QQ
RR
SS
TT
UU
VV
WW
XX
YY
ZZ