On the Subject of Answering Can Be Fun

For the poor souls who don’t English...

• So, your annoying friend that you can’t remember the name of has switched phone numbers, and you don’t know the new number.
• Supposedly, the last message they sent you can give you a hint on what their new number is.
• The message consists of a phrase in English. Any words that don’t sound like proper English words should be treated as such. Example: “gotta” -> “got to”
• If an English word has more than one correct spelling, use the American version because your friend is too proud to be an American.
• To solve the module, dial and call your friend’s new phone number.
• If the wrong number is called, you will get a strike and your friend will taunt you when you finally get it correct.

1. Listen to the message by pressing the ‘LISTEN’ button on the module. Once you press it, you have to wait 10 seconds to press it again.
2. Take the message and convert the phrase to a string of text. Ignore spaces, capitalization, and punctuation. Convert any numbers to their word equivalent. All of the messages you may hear in this module can be found on the second page of this manual.
3. The first three digits of the new number consist of the first digit of the serial number, the sum of the digits of the serial number modulo 10, and the last digit of the serial number.
4. For the next six digits, take all six characters of the serial number in order.
   • If it’s a number, subtract two from that number, add 10 if it’s negative, then multiply it by the number of digits in the serial number, then dial that number modulo by 10.
   • If it’s a letter, take the number of occurrences of that letter in the message, add the number of digits already dialed, then dial that number modulo 10.
5. For the last digit, dial the last digit of the bomb’s timer, whatever it is, when it is. After ten digits have been entered, the phone will automatically call that number.

After pressing the ‘LISTEN’ button on the module, you will hear one of the following 40 phrases (punctuation removed, numbers converted to their word equivalents):

EVERYBODYS THE SAME COLOR WITH THE LIGHTS OFF	TO CONTINUE WITH THIS MODULE PLEASE PRESS ONE
IM A SODA MACHINE AND LOOK AT ME	AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
ITS FREE REAL ESTATE	ARENT YOU THAT YOUTUBE GUITARIST
IM GOING TO JAIL	WHAT ARE YOU WEARING JAKE FROM STATE FARM
EVERY SIXTY SECONDS IN AFRICA A MINUTE PASSES	GOODBYE AMERICA HELLO NEW YORK
IT DOES LOOK COMPLICATED BECAUSE IT IS COMPLICATED	REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE OVER AND OUT
YOUVE JUST BEEN PWNED	THIS IS A ROBBERY
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE AT SOUP	I AM GOING TO BE SWITZERLAND
I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING	YOU ARE DEAD NOT BIG SURPRISE
WELL LETS SEE NOW WE HAVE ON OUR TEAM WE HAVE WHOS ON FIRST	SHE NEVER EVEN KNEW HER SHIRT HAD A WHOLE LOT OF STYLE
OH YOU ALMOST HAD IT YOU GOT TO BE QUICKER THAN THAT	AMNESIA DUST YOU THROW A PINCH THE KID FORGETS EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED FOR THE LAST FEW SECONDS
AND OF COURSE ONE OF YOUR DREAMS WOULD BE TO GET TO SECOND BASE	CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED TONIGHT
NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL HOW MANY TIMES DOES SIX GO INTO NINETY NINE AND I DONT EVEN DRINK BEER	I JUST WASTED TEN SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE
SOMEBODY MUGS YOU WITH A GUN JUST EAT THE GUN	NOBODY LIKES ROASTED NUTS
ITS HIGH NOON	WHATS OBAMAS LAST NAME AGAIN
DID YOU KNOW THAT FOR EVERY CAR CRASH THERES A CAR THAT GETS PWNED	HE PITCHED HE WAS A BASKETBALL
WHETHER YOURE YOUNG WHETHER YOURE OLD WHETHER YOURE REALLY OLD WHETHER YOURE GREAT WHETHER YOU SUCK WHETHER YOU REALLY SUCK	YEET
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN	WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU WHATS HEAVIER A KILOGRAM OF STEEL OR A KILOGRAM OF FEATHERS	WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT HOT EAT THE FOOD
SO IS IT ANY WONDER PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF TECHNOLOGY	TEST TEST ONE TWO THREE