On the Subject of Astrologicals

The stars have abandoned you. This bomb is definitely a poor omen.

  • Determine the validity of each horoscope shown on the module, and determine if the statement evaluates to true or false.
  • If the statement is true, press the green button, otherwise press the red button. Repeat this three times to disarm the module.
  • Using the chart and table on later pages, determine if each horoscope symbol is true or false. If a statement in the table is true, toggle the corresponding symbol’s validity. Each horoscope starts out as false.
  • Furthermore, find the horoscope of the current date and toggle its validity. Then find the black arrow that leads from the symbol in the chart and toggle that. Finally, if the condition of a colored arrow that leads from the current horoscope is true, toggle the symbol the arrow leads to.
  • Determine if you evaluate the left/right symbol with the center one by using the corresponding side the check mark is on. Evaluate the result of that with the third symbol.
  • For the second stage, invert the validity of all symbols and evaluate the equation shown.
  • For the third stage, use the result of the previous two statements (using the first value as a column and the second as a row) to find what operator you should use to get the third symbol.
  • For each horoscope in the third stage, compare its stage one value to the stage two value of the horoscope that is [the last digit of the serial number +1] spots down (page 2 table) from the horoscope you are comparing using the operator. The result is the stage 3 value.
  • Upon an incorrect button press, this module will revert back to stage 1 and forget all button presses made prior.
True False
Aries If all batteries are AA, and there is
at least one.
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Taurus If a Two Factor is present. Apr 20 - May 20
Gemini If exactly two of the following conditions are true:
  • There is an AA battery.
  • The serial number contains a 2.
  • There is two or more of a port type.
  • The current day is divisible by 2.
May 21 - Jun 20
Cancer Either the module "Dr. Doctor" is on the bomb or voltage of the bomb according to the Voltage Meter is a decimal value above 5. Jun 21 - Jul 22
Leo If an RJ-45 port is present. Jul 23 - Aug 22
Virgo If all batteries are D, and there is
at least one.
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Libra There are more vowels than consonants in the serial number. Sep 23 - Oct 22
Scorpio If the serial number contains a letter in “POISON”. Oct 23 - Nov 21
Saggitarius If the amount of ports is perfectly divisible by port plates, and there is at least one. Nov 22 - Dec 21
Capricorn If a serial port is present. Dec 22 - Jan 19
Aquarius If the serial number contains a vowel. Jan 20 - Feb 18
Pisces If there are no batteries. Feb 19 - Mar 20
Red If the serial number shares a letter with the current horoscope.
Green If a port shares a letter with the current horoscope.
Blue If an indicator shares a letter with the current horoscope.
Aries Virgo
Taurus Scorpio
Gemini Saggitarius
Cancer Capricorn
Leo Aquarius
Libra Pisces
AND & Outputs true if both inputs are true.
OR | Outputs true if one or both inputs are true.
XOR Outputs true if the inputs are opposite.
NAND Outputs true if one or both outputs are false.
NOR Outputs true if both outputs are false.
XNOR Outputs true if the inputs are the same.