On the Subject of Cheating Astrology
I’m bad with names
 Ari. |  Tau. |  Gem. |  Can. |  Leo |  Vir. |  Lib. |  Sco. |  Sag. |  Cap. |  Aqu. |  Pis. | |||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Sun | 0 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | -1 | -4 | 2 | -3 | 1 | -5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | -2 | -1 | -4 | -2 | -2 |
| -4 | -1 | -3 | -1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | -3 | -1 | 0 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 | 2 | 1 | -2 | -1 | -3 | -1 | -2 | -4 | -2 | -4 | |
 Moon | -1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 1 | -3 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| -5 | 1 | -2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | -1 | 2 | -1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | -3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
 Mer. | 0 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -1 | 2 | -3 | 3 | -3 | -1 | -2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 1 | -2 | 2 | 2 |
| -4 | -2 | -3 | -2 | -1 | -4 | -1 | -4 | 2 | 2 | -1 | -2 | 1 | -2 | 0 | -2 | -1 | -1 | -2 | -1 | 0 | -3 | 2 | -1 | |
 Ven. | -2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | -4 | -3 | -1 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | -3 | -1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -3 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 3 |
| -5 | -1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | -4 | -1 | -2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | -1 | -2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -5 | -2 | -1 | -2 | 1 | 0 | |
 Mars | -1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | -2 | 0 | -2 | 2 | -2 | -1 | 0 | -1 | 1 | -1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 3 |
| -3 | -3 | 0 | -1 | 0 | -5 | -1 | -6 | 0 | -2 | -1 | -4 | 1 | -4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | -1 | 2 | -3 | 1 | -4 | |
 Jup. | 1 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 3 | -1 | 3 | -2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | -1 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 | 3 | -2 | 1 | -4 | 3 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 3 | -2 | 5 | 1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | -2 | 5 | 0 | 3 | -2 | |
 Sat. | -2 | -1 | -3 | -1 | -3 | -3 | -2 | 0 | -1 | -2 | 1 | -2 | 0 | -4 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 0 | -2 | -2 | -2 | -3 | -3 | -1 |
| -3 | 0 | -2 | 0 | 0 | -2 | 0 | -2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 2 | 1 | -1 | 0 | -2 | 0 | 0 | -2 | 0 | -2 | |
 Ura. | 2 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | -1 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 |
| -1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1 | |
 Nep. | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -1 | -2 | 3 | 0 | 3 | -1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | -2 | -2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 3 | -2 | 2 | -3 | 1 | -1 | 2 | -1 | 3 | -2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | -2 | -3 | -4 | 4 | -1 | 2 | -3 | |
 Plu. | -1 | 2 | -1 | 3 | -2 | 0 | -2 | 2 | -3 | -2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 4 | -1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -2 | 2 |
| -5 | 2 | -3 | 3 | -2 | 0 | -3 | -1 | -3 | 2 | -1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 4 | -2 | 3 | -4 | 2 | -1 | 1 | -2 | 0 | |
Full Names:
| Elements/Planets | Zodiac Symbols | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Fire |
Sun |
Jupiter |
Aries |
Leo |
Sagittarius |
 Water |
Moon |
Saturn |
Taurus |
Virgo |
Capricorn |
 Earth |
Mercury |
Uranus |
Gemini |
Libra |
Aquarius |
 Air |
Venus |
Neptune |
Cancer |
Scorpio |
Pisces |
| Mars |
Pluto |
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