On the Subject of Successfully Patronizing a Text-Based Bakery

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• This module is the inventory of a local bakery, which specializes in cookies. There are 12 plates, each containing a menu item.
• To solve the module, purchase every valid cookie by clicking its plate.
• The validity of every cookie that can be found in a 2×2 grid below is determined with the following rules. Every other cookie is part of a special set, each one having their own rules detailed below the 2×2 grids.
• Create two boolean values. The first one is true if there are any cookies in this cookie’s square also present on the module besides this cookie.
• If this cookie is in the top-left or bottom-right of its square, the second value is true if there are any cookies in the square above or below this cookie’s square present on the module. If it’s in either of the other two positions, the second value is true if there are any cookies in the square to the left or right of this cookie’s square present on the module.
• Run these two values through an XOR gate (returns true if exactly one input is true). If the result is true, this cookie is valid.
• Note that squares at the bottom of one page are considered adjacent to squares at the top of the next page and vice versa, but the set of squares does not loop around in any other way.
• Highlighting a cookie’s plate will write the name of it on the chalkboard above the plates. Hover over an image of a cookie in this manual to view its name.
• A selected cookie will gain a purple plate. The plate can be clicked again to unselect the cookie. Press the chalkboard to submit, and if every valid cookie is selected and no invalid cookies are selected, the module will solve.

Chocolate chip cookie	Plain cookie		Peanut butter cookie	Coconut cookie		Walnut cookie	Cashew cookie		Macadamia nut cookie	Double-chip cookie
Sugar cookie	Oatmeal raisin cookie		Almond cookie	Hazelnut cookie		White chocolate cookie	Milk chocolate cookie		White chocolate macadamia nut cookie	All-chocolate cookie
Dark chocolate-coated cookie	White chocolate-coated cookie		Snickerdoodle	Stroopwafel		Madeleine	Palmier		Pure black chocolate cookie	Pure white chocolate cookie
Eclipse cookie	Zebra cookie		Macaroon	Empire biscuit		Palet	Sablé		Ladyfinger	Tuile
Chocolate-stuffed biscuit	Checker cookie		Gingersnap	Cinnamon cookie		Pinwheel cookie	Shortbread biscuit		Pecan sandy	Moravian spice cookie
Butter cookie	Cream cookie		Vanity cookie	Cigar		Millionaires’ shortbreads	Caramel cookie		Anzac biscuit	Buttercake
Pink biscuit	Whole grain cookie		One chip cookie	Sprinkles cookie		Florentine	Chocolate crinkle		Norwegian cookie	Crispy rice cookie
Candy cookie	Big chip cookie		Peanut butter blossom	No-bake cookie		Maple cookie	Persian rice cookie		Ube cookie	Butterscotch cookie
Speculaa	Chocolate oatmeal cookie		Waffle cookie	Bourbon biscuit		Caramel wafer biscuit	Chocolate chip mocha cookie		Corn syrup cookie	Icebox cookies
Molasses cookie	Biscotti		Mini-cookies	Whoopie pie		Earl Grey cookie	Chai tea cookie		Graham crackers	Hardtack
Cornflake cookie	Deep-fried cookie dough		Lebkuchen	Aachener Printen		French pure butter cookie	Petit buerre		Chinsuko	Panda koala biscuits
Gluten-free cookie	Russian bread cookie		Canistrelli	Nice biscuit		Nanaimo bar	Berger cookie		Putri salju	Milk cookie

Kruidnoten	Marie biscuit		Thumbprint cookie	Pizzelle		Roze koeken	Peanut butter cup cookie		Vanillekipferl	Battenberg biscuit
Meringue cookie	Yogurt cookie		Granola cookie	Ricotta cookie		Sesame cookie	Taiyaki		Rosette cookie	Gangmaker
Welsh cookie	Raspberry cheesecake cookie		Dalgona cookies	Bakeberry cookie		Wheat slim	Ischler cookies		Kolachy cookie	Gomma cookie
Bokkenpootje	Fat rascal		Duketater cookie	Smile cookie		Custard cream	Matcha cookie		Coyota	Frosted sugar cookies
Marshmallow sandwich cookie	Web cookie		Gaufrette	Cookie bar		Hazelnut Swirly	Spritz cookies
Havreflarn	Alfajore		Snowball cookie	Sequilho		Mbtata cookie	Springerle

Chocolate Butter Biscuits:

• A milk chocolate butter biscuit will always be valid. Every other chocolate butter biscuit is only valid if every cookie to the left of it in the table below is present.

Milk chocolate butter biscuit	Dark chocolate butter biscuit	White chocolate butter biscuit	Ruby chocolate butter biscuit	Lavender chocolate butter biscuit	Synthetic chocolate green honey butter biscuit	Royal raspbery chocolate butter biscuit	Ultra-concentrated high-energy chocolate butter biscuit	Pure pitch-black chocolate butter biscuit	Cosmic chocolate butter biscuit	Butter biscuit (with butter)
Everybutter biscuit	Everybutter biscuits, however, are valid if they are the only chocolate butter biscuit on the module.

Branded Cookies:

• The validity of a branded cookie is based on that of another cookie on the module.
• Each of the 8 ordinal directions is associated with two branded cookies, according to the table below.
• A branded cookie looks at the cookie on the module in this direction. Looping around is never needed.
• If the branded cookie is the one out of the two corresponding to its direction that’s on the left, the branded cookie’s validity is equal to the “pointed at” cookie. If it’s on the right, the validity is the inverse.

Caramoa	Sagalong		Shortfoil	Win mint
Fig glutton	Loreol		Jaffa cake	Grease’s cup
Digits	Lombardia cookie		Bastenaken cookie	Festivity loops
Havabreaks	Zilla wafers		Dim dam	Pokey

Danish Butter Cookies:

• A Danish butter cookie is valid if it can be found on the module in the area corresponding to it in the table below.

Butter horseshoe	Row 1
Butter puck	Row 2
Butter knot	Row 3
Butter slab	Column 1 or 3
Butter swirl	Column 2 or 4

Macarons:

• A macaron is valid if the digit corresponding to it in the table below is the last digit of the serial number. If the last digit of the serial number is 0, every macaron is always valid.

1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9
Rose macaron	Lemon macaron	Chocolate macaron	Pistachio macaron	Hazelnut macaron	Violet macaron	Caramel macaron	Licorice macaron	Earl Grey macaron

Not-Cookies:

• A menu item that is not a cookie is valid if it is the only item in this category with its position within its square on the module.

Apple pie	Butter croissant		Chocolate cake	Crackers		Fudge square	Glazed donut
Ice cream sandwich	Jelly donut		Lemon meringue pie	Profiteroles		Strawberry cake	Toast

Seasonal Cookies:

• A seasonal cookie is valid if the bomb was started on the day of the week which can be found in the same column as it.
• However, if the bomb was started in the month containing the relevant holiday, a seasonal cookie is valid if the bomb was not started on that day of the week.

	Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
December	Bell cookie	Candy cane cookie	Christmas tree cookie	Holly cookie	Present cookie	Snowflake cookie	Snowman cookie
October	Bat cookie	Eyeball cookie	Ghost cookie	Pumpkin cookie	Skull cookie	Slime cookie	Spider cookie
February	Pure heart cookie	Ardent heart cookie	Sour heart cookie	Weeping heart cookie	Golden heart cookie	Eternal heart cookie	Prism heart cookie

Tea Biscuits:

• Tea biscuits toggle the validity of every cookie they are orthogonally adjacent to on the module.
• Tea biscuits are valid themselves if the edgework condition corresponding to them is true.

Tea biscuit	There is an indicator that shares a letter with the serial number.
Chocolate tea biscuit	There is a port plate containing a parallel and serial port, or an empty port plate.
Round tea biscuit	There is an equal number of lit and unlit indicators.
Chocolate round tea biscuit	There are either only AA batteries or only D batteries.
Hearted tea biscuit	The number of modules on the bomb is prime.
Chocolate hearted tea biscuit	There are no RJ-45 or DVI-D ports.