On the Subject of Bamboozling Directional Buttons

Wait a second, this isn't an octagon!

Use the colors of the up and down arrow buttons in the table below and hold the main button that many times. Only release the button after at least two seconds. Then, press the up arrow button if you pressed the main button an even number of times, and the down button otherwise. Note that the main button may only be pressed at certain times depending on its color and label. Note that when you press a button, its information will change.

Take the letters on the button and convert it to numbers. (A=2,Z=27) Multiply every letter's number together. Move down that many entries in the list below (wrapping around) from the entry matching the button's color. That rule applies.