On the Subject of Breaking Bartending
Time to mix drinks and save lives.
“What’ll ya have?”
Patron: 1st × 2 + 2nd. Last digit.
Preference: (4th × 2 + 5th) % 7. If 0, add 1.
Ingredient # | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
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Drink Preference | ||||||
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Patron | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
0 | Blue Fairy | Piano Man | Frothy Water | Piano Woman | Fringe Weaver | Absinthe |
1 | Frothy Water | Piano Woman | Fringe Weaver | Grizzly Temple | A Fedora | Rum |
2 | Piano Man | Rum | Grizzly Temple | Mulan Tea | Absinthe | Frothy Water |
3 | Mulan Tea | Frothy Water | Fluffy Dream | Bleeding Jane | Rum | A Fedora |
4 | Fluffy Dream | Moonblast | Absinthe | Piano Man | Beer | Fringe Weaver |
5 | Piano Woman | Blue Fairy | A Fedora | Absinthe | Bleeding Jane | Grizzly Temple |
6 | Beer | Sugar Rush | Piano Woman | Bloom Light | Moonblast | Mulan Tea |
7 | Moonblast | Mulan Tea | Sugar Rush | A Fedora | Frothy Water | Bloom Light |
8 | Grizzly Temple | Bloom Light | Bleeding Jane | Fringe Weaver | Piano Man | Beer |
9 | Bleeding Jane | Grizzly Temple | Moonblast | Sugar Rush | Blue Fairy | Fluffy Dream |
3 distinct characters from the serial in “CH4S3R” (that’s a letter O, not a digit zero) (that’s a digit 0, not a letter O) (note that’s both a digit 0 and a letter O), using number of the third ingredient, count that many drinks from the first. That is the second drink. With the left-most drink going into slot 1.
Mixed and Blended:
- If the serial number contains any of the characters “B1G” (that’s a letter O, not a digit zero) (that’s a digit 0, not a letter O) (note that’s both a digit 0 and a letter O), ingredients × 2.
- “Mixed” for 4–6 seconds. “Blended” for 7–9 seconds.
Bottled drinks:
A Fedora | Absinthe | Rum | Mulan Tea |
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