On the Subject of Breaking Bartending

Time to mix drinks and save lives.

“What’ll ya have?”

Patron: 1st × 2 + 2nd. Last digit.
Preference: (4th × 2 + 5th) % 7. If 0, add 1.

Ingredient # 1 2 3 4 5
Drink Preference
Patron 1 2 3 4 5 6
0 Blue Fairy Piano Man Frothy Water Piano Woman Fringe Weaver Absinthe
1 Frothy Water Piano Woman Fringe Weaver Grizzly Temple A Fedora Rum
2 Piano Man Rum Grizzly Temple Mulan Tea Absinthe Frothy Water
3 Mulan Tea Frothy Water Fluffy Dream Bleeding Jane Rum A Fedora
4 Fluffy Dream Moonblast Absinthe Piano Man Beer Fringe Weaver
5 Piano Woman Blue Fairy A Fedora Absinthe Bleeding Jane Grizzly Temple
6 Beer Sugar Rush Piano Woman Bloom Light Moonblast Mulan Tea
7 Moonblast Mulan Tea Sugar Rush A Fedora Frothy Water Bloom Light
8 Grizzly Temple Bloom Light Bleeding Jane Fringe Weaver Piano Man Beer
9 Bleeding Jane Grizzly Temple Moonblast Sugar Rush Blue Fairy Fluffy Dream

3 distinct characters from the serial in “CH4S3R (that’s a letter O, not a digit zero) (that’s a digit 0, not a letter O) (note that’s both a digit 0 and a letter O), using number of the third ingredient, count that many drinks from the first. That is the second drink. With the left-most drink going into slot 1.

Mixed and Blended:

  • If the serial number contains any of the characters “B1G (that’s a letter O, not a digit zero) (that’s a digit 0, not a letter O) (note that’s both a digit 0 and a letter O), ingredients × 2.
  • “Mixed” for 4–6 seconds. “Blended” for 7–9 seconds.

Bottled drinks:

A FedoraAbsintheRumMulan Tea