On the Subject of Breaking Bartending

Time to mix drinks and save lives.

“What’ll ya have?”

Patron: 1st × 2 + 2nd. Last digit.
Preference: (4th × 2 + 5th) % 7. If 0, add 1.

Ingredient #	1	2	3	4	5

	Drink Preference
Patron	1	2	3	4	5	6
0	Blue Fairy	Piano Man	Frothy Water	Piano Woman	Fringe Weaver	Absinthe
1	Frothy Water	Piano Woman	Fringe Weaver	Grizzly Temple	A Fedora	Rum
2	Piano Man	Rum	Grizzly Temple	Mulan Tea	Absinthe	Frothy Water
3	Mulan Tea	Frothy Water	Fluffy Dream	Bleeding Jane	Rum	A Fedora
4	Fluffy Dream	Moonblast	Absinthe	Piano Man	Beer	Fringe Weaver
5	Piano Woman	Blue Fairy	A Fedora	Absinthe	Bleeding Jane	Grizzly Temple
6	Beer	Sugar Rush	Piano Woman	Bloom Light	Moonblast	Mulan Tea
7	Moonblast	Mulan Tea	Sugar Rush	A Fedora	Frothy Water	Bloom Light
8	Grizzly Temple	Bloom Light	Bleeding Jane	Fringe Weaver	Piano Man	Beer
9	Bleeding Jane	Grizzly Temple	Moonblast	Sugar Rush	Blue Fairy	Fluffy Dream

3 distinct characters from the serial in “CH4S3R” (that’s a letter O, not a digit zero) (that’s a digit 0, not a letter O) (note that’s both a digit 0 and a letter O), using number of the third ingredient, count that many drinks from the first. Wrap around in the same row, if needed. That is the second drink. With the left-most drink going into slot 1.

Mixed and Blended:

• If the serial number contains any of the characters “B1G” (that’s a letter O, not a digit zero) (that’s a digit 0, not a letter O) (note that’s both a digit 0 and a letter O), ingredients × 2.
• “Mixed” for 4–6 seconds. “Blended” for 7–9 seconds.

Bottled drinks:

A Fedora	Absinthe	Rum	Mulan Tea