On the Subject of Breaking Bartending

Time to mix drinks and save lives.

“What’ll ya have?”

Patron: 1st × 2 + 2nd. Last digit.
Preference: (4th × 2 + 5th) % 7. If 0, add 1.

Ingredient #	1	2	3	4	5

	Drink Preference
Patron	1	2	3	4	5	6
0	Blue Fairy	Piano Man	Frothy Water	Piano Woman	Fringe Weaver	Absinthe
1	Frothy Water	Piano Woman	Fringe Weaver	Grizzly Temple	A Fedora	Rum
2	Piano Man	Rum	Grizzly Temple	Mulan Tea	Absinthe	Frothy Water
3	Mulan Tea	Frothy Water	Fluffy Dream	Bleeding Jane	Rum	A Fedora
4	Fluffy Dream	Moonblast	Absinthe	Piano Man	Beer	Fringe Weaver
5	Piano Woman	Blue Fairy	A Fedora	Absinthe	Bleeding Jane	Grizzly Temple
6	Beer	Sugar Rush	Piano Woman	Bloom Light	Moonblast	Mulan Tea
7	Moonblast	Mulan Tea	Sugar Rush	A Fedora	Frothy Water	Bloom Light
8	Grizzly Temple	Bloom Light	Bleeding Jane	Fringe Weaver	Piano Man	Beer
9	Bleeding Jane	Grizzly Temple	Moonblast	Sugar Rush	Blue Fairy	Fluffy Dream

3 distinct characters from the serial in “CH4S3R” (that’s a letter O, not a digit zero) (that’s a digit 0, not a letter O) (note that’s both a digit 0 and a letter O), using number of the third ingredient, count that many drinks from the first. That is the second drink. With the left-most drink going into slot 1.

Mixed and Blended:

• If the serial number contains any of the characters “B1G” (that’s a letter O, not a digit zero) (that’s a digit 0, not a letter O) (note that’s both a digit 0 and a letter O), ingredients × 2.
• “Mixed” for 4–6 seconds. “Blended” for 7–9 seconds.

Bottled drinks:

A Fedora	Absinthe	Rum	Mulan Tea