## On the Subject of Benedict Cumberbatch

More like Bouncystick Crapplepatch...

• The module consists of two rolodex devices and a submit button.
• To disarm the module, calculate the correct suffix to go with the given prefix on the rolodex screen using the operators and the tables below.
• Submitting a wrong name will cause a strike.

## Forename

• If the prefix on the left screen is Broccoli, Buffalo, Syphilis or Cadbury, ignore the below operators and use 0 as your index. Cycle the suffixes on the cards to determine which list you are using.
• Otherwise, starting at 0, use the operators below to calculate the index value. If at any point your answer becomes greater than 9, modulo 10.
• For each of the following statements that are true, add 1:
• The bomb has a parallel port.
• The serial number contains a vowel.
• More than half of the modules on the bomb have been disarmed.
• For each of the following statements that are true, add 2:
• The bomb has a serial port.
• The serial number does not contain a vowel.
• Half or fewer of the modules on the bomb have been disarmed.
• For each of the following statements that are true, multiply by 2 and add n:
• The bomb has a lit FRK indicator (n=3).
• There are more digits than letters in the serial number (n=4).
• The last digit of the serial number is even (n=5).
• For each of the following statements that are true, multiply by 3 and add n:
• The bomb has an unlit NSA indicator (n=6).
• There are more letters than digits in the serial number (n=7).
• The last digit of the serial number is odd (n=8).
• Compare your final index value with the table on page 3. The given suffix is the correct answer.

## Surname

• If the prefix on the right screen is Bonaparte, Oxfordshire, Talisman or Lingerie, ignore the below operators and use 0 as your index. Cycle the suffixes on the cards to determine which list you are using.
• Otherwise, starting at 0, use the operators below to calculate the index value. If at any point your answer becomes greater than 9, modulo 10.
• For each of the following statements that are true, add 1:
• The bomb has a stereo RCA port.
• The bomb has more than two batteries.
• The bomb has a duplicate port.
• For each of the following statements that are true, add 2:
• The bomb has an RJ-45 port.
• The bomb has fewer than two batteries.
• The bomb has no duplicate ports.
• For each of the following statements that are true, multiply by 2 and add n:
• The bomb has a lit FRQ indicator (n=3).
• The bomb has more than one type of port (n=4).
• The bomb has more than one battery holder (n=5).
• For each of the following statements that are true, multiply by 3 and add n:
• The bomb has an unlit MSA indicator (n=6).
• The bomb only has one type of port (n=7).
• The bomb has no battery holders (n=8).
Forename Prefixes Bene Bumble Burger Bomba 0 dict bee king boom burner 1 dryl boi dil bait swick 2 drive basher coot butt don 3 dink bong top blast snap 4 bus buzz trap stic whale 5 juice stick burg dick rock 6 snatch pest boop buck box 7 ton blaster dirk blow town 8 saur berry bub tonk shack 9 dang milk cash ray ster
Surname Prefixes Cumber Coddle Crumple Call 0 batch swort sack dispatch patch 1 thatch cheese horn d'captain butt 2 snatch clock rash 'ur'mum horn 3 bund sore fish 'ya'boi man 4 cooch bath butt 'm'lady sprout 5 sniff dinck pants ghostbusters dong 6 stick snoot crush 'd'police ship 7 dell sniff mite 'fur'help rash 8 bath some clomp ing'vienna snutch 9 chord wealth fish a'vote flage