On the Subject of Benedict Cumberbatch

More like Bouncystick Crapplepatch...

• The module consists of two rolodex devices and a submit button.
• To disarm the module, calculate the correct suffix to go with the given prefix on the rolodex screen using the operators and the tables below.
• Submitting a wrong name will cause a strike.

Forename

• If the prefix on the left screen is Broccoli, Buffalo, Syphilis or Cadbury, ignore the below operators and use 0 as your index. Cycle the suffixes on the cards to determine which list you are using.
• Otherwise, starting at 0, use the operators below to calculate the index value. If at any point your answer becomes greater than 9, modulo 10.

• For each of the following statements that are true, add 1:
  • The bomb has a parallel port.
  • The serial number contains a vowel.
  • More than half of the modules on the bomb have been disarmed.
• For each of the following statements that are true, add 2:
  • The bomb has a serial port.
  • The serial number does not contain a vowel.
  • Half or fewer of the modules on the bomb have been disarmed.
• For each of the following statements that are true, multiply by 2 and add n:
  • The bomb has a lit FRK indicator (n=3).
  • There are more digits than letters in the serial number (n=4).
  • The last digit of the serial number is even (n=5).
• For each of the following statements that are true, multiply by 3 and add n:
  • The bomb has an unlit NSA indicator (n=6).
  • There are more letters than digits in the serial number (n=7).
  • The last digit of the serial number is odd (n=8).
• Compare your final index value with the table on page 3. The given suffix is the correct answer.

Surname

• If the prefix on the right screen is Bonaparte, Oxfordshire, Talisman or Lingerie, ignore the below operators and use 0 as your index. Cycle the suffixes on the cards to determine which list you are using.
• Otherwise, starting at 0, use the operators below to calculate the index value. If at any point your answer becomes greater than 9, modulo 10.

• For each of the following statements that are true, add 1:
  • The bomb has a stereo RCA port.
  • The bomb has more than two batteries.
  • The bomb has a duplicate port.
• For each of the following statements that are true, add 2:
  • The bomb has an RJ-45 port.
  • The bomb has fewer than two batteries.
  • The bomb has no duplicate ports.
• For each of the following statements that are true, multiply by 2 and add n:
  • The bomb has a lit FRQ indicator (n=3).
  • The bomb has more than one type of port (n=4).
  • The bomb has more than one battery holder (n=5).
• For each of the following statements that are true, multiply by 3 and add n:
  • The bomb has an unlit MSA indicator (n=6).
  • The bomb only has one type of port (n=7).
  • The bomb has no battery holders (n=8).

	Forename Prefixes
	Bene	Bumble	Burger	Bomba	Bunsen
0	dict	bee	king	boom	burner
1	dryl	boi	dil	bait	swick
2	drive	basher	coot	butt	don
3	dink	bong	top	blast	snap
4	bus	buzz	trap	stic	whale
5	juice	stick	burg	dick	rock
6	snatch	pest	boop	buck	box
7	ton	blaster	dirk	blow	town
8	saur	berry	bub	tonk	shack
9	dang	milk	cash	ray	ster

	Surname Prefixes
	Cumber	Coddle	Crumple	Call	Cabbage
0	batch	swort	sack	dispatch	patch
1	thatch	cheese	horn	d'captain	butt
2	snatch	clock	rash	'ur'mum	horn
3	bund	sore	fish	'ya'boi	man
4	cooch	bath	butt	'm'lady	sprout
5	sniff	dinck	pants	ghostbusters	dong
6	stick	snoot	crush	'd'police	ship
7	dell	sniff	mite	'fur'help	rash
8	bath	some	clomp	ing'vienna	snutch
9	chord	wealth	fish	a'vote	flage