On the Subject of Blaseball

Deducing the Away Team

• Take the sum of serial number’s letters’ alphabetical positions.
• Add the three numbers obtained from Table A using the “Away” column.
• Modulo 26 and find the resulting team in Table B.

Deducing the Home Team

• Take the sum of serial number’s digits.
• Add the three numbers obtained from Table A using the “Home” column.
• Modulo 24 and find the resulting team in Table B.

Exception

If the Away Team and Home Team are the same, change the Away Team to THE SHELLED ONE’S PODS, and the Home Team to The Hall Stars.

Table A: Weather

Use the three weather conditions displayed on the module in this table.

If there are two numbers to choose from, if the last digit of the serial number is:

• odd, use the first number.
• even, use the second number.

NOTE: Coffee 2 and Coffee 3s have had their respective numbers added onto the bomb sprites for colorblind support.

Table B: Teams

Team	Number	Team	Number
Chicago Firefighters	0	Dallas Steaks	13
Tokyo Lift	1	San Francisco Lovers	14
Hades Tigers	2	New York Millennials	15
Breckenridge Jazz Hands	3	Seattle Garages	16
Mexico City Wild Wings	4	Core Mechanics	17
Atlantis Georgias	5	Yellowstone Magic	18
Boston Flowers	6	Charleston Shoe Thieves	19
LA Unlimited Tacos	7	Hawai’i Fridays	20
Hellmouth Sunbeams	8	Kansas City Breath Mints	21
Houston Spies	9	Canada Moist Talkers	22
Miami Dale	10	Baltimore Crabs	23
Ohio Worms	11	THE SHELLED ONE’S PODS	24, 25
Philly Pies	12	The Hall Stars	*