On the Subject of Blaseball

No, but really, where is BNN?

Ahh, another day of Blaseball, the game of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. You turn on your monitor to watch a three-game series, but the feed is feedbacking too much to the point where you can’t tell which teams are playing. Your task is to figure out those two teams.

Deducing the Away Team

In order to figure out the away team, one must do the following:

• Convert each letter included in the serial number of the bomb to a number using the A1Z26 cipher (A=1, B=2 ... Z=26), and take the sum to begin calculating your away team total.
• Go to Table A and take the number associated with each of the three Weather types on the module. This should give you three numbers. Add those three to the away team total.
• Modulo the away team total by 26 and find the resulting team in Table B. This will be the away team.

Deducing the Home Team

In order to figure out the home team, one must do the following:

• Take the sum of the numbers included in the serial number of the bomb to begin calculating your home team total.
• Go to Table A and find the letter associated with each of the three Weather types on the bomb. This should give you three letters. Convert them to numbers using the A1Z26 cipher, and add those three to the home team total.
• Modulo the home team total by 24 and find the resulting team in Table B. This will be the home team.

Exceptions

If the Away Team and Home Team are the same, change the Away Team to THE SHELLED ONE’S PODS, and the Home Team to The Hall Stars.

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Table A: Weather

If there are two options available to choose from, take the first result if the last digit of the serial number is odd, and take the second result if the last digit of the serial number is even.

Image	Name	Number	Letter	Image	Name	Number	Letter
	Solar Eclipse	1/10	V		Coffee 2	15/24	I
	Peanuts	2	Z/U		Coffee 3s	16	M/H
	Birds	3/11	T		Flooding	17/25	G
	Feedback	4	Y/S		Salmon	18	L/F
	Reverb	5/12	R		Glitter	19/26	E
	Blooddrain	6	X/Q		Polarity +	20	K/D
	Black Hole	7/13	P		Polarity -	21/27	C
	Sun 2	8	W/O		Sun .1	22	J/B
	Coffee	9/14	N		Sum Sun	23/28	A

NOTE: Coffee 2 and Coffee 3s have had their respective numbers added onto the bomb sprites for colorblind support.

Table B: Teams

Team	Number	Team	Number
Chicago Firefighters "We Are From Chicago"	0	Dallas Steaks "Well Done."	13
Tokyo Lift "Heart and Swole"	1	San Francisco Lovers "Let’s Go All The Way!"	14
Hades Tigers "Never Look Back."	2	New York Millennials "Youth Will Save Us"	15
Breckenridge Jazz Hands "We’ve Got Winning to Do. Just for You."	3	Seattle Garages "Park It!"	16
Mexico City Wild Wings "Pase que lo Pase."	4	Core Mechanics "We Can Fix This"	17
Atlantis Georgias "You Sink, We Swim"	5	Yellowstone Magic "As Above, So Below"	18
Boston Flowers "Let’s Grow!"	6	Charleston Shoe Thieves "Your Kicks Are Our Kicks."	19
LA Unlimited Tacos "72° and Infinite"	7	Hawai’i Fridays "It’s Island Time!"	20
Hellmouth Sunbeams "Stare into the Sun..."	8	Kansas City Breath Mints "Fresh Breath, Here We Come."	21
Houston Spies "Bang BANG"	9	Canada Moist Talkers "Talk Spit, Get Hits"	22
Miami Dale "¡Dale!"	10	Baltimore Crabs "Claws Up!"	23
Ohio Worms "Oh, Worm?"	11	THE SHELLED ONE’S PODS "TREMBLE BEFORE MY PODS"	24 & 25
Philly Pies "Pie or Die."	12	The Hall Stars "Hey now, you’re a Hall Star"	*

*See Exceptions, Page 1.