On the Subject of Bomb Diffusal

You’re sending a bomb through another bomb - how cool is that?

Destination - Sector

Take the module’s software license number and compare it to the bomb’s serial number. Go through the table below with all 6 characters of both numbers left-to-right.

License Number
Serial NumberA B C D EF G H I JK L M N OP Q R S TU V W X YZ 0 1 2 3 45 6 7 8 9
A B C D E3963314
F G H I J5685950
K L M N O6273867
P Q R S T1469891
U V W X Y2397272
Z 0 1 2 3 45182844
5 6 7 8 90107540

Put the numbers together to make a 6-digit number. This is your delivery number.

Find the position of the highest, non-tied digit in the delivery number. Set the destination sector to the sector received from the table below.

PositionSector
1USA #1
2USA #2
3Rest of America
PositionSector
4Eurasia
5Africa
6Space*

If the delivery sector is space, reverse the delivery number for the next step.

Destination - Area

Take the first and second most significant digits of the delivery number and modulo both by 5. Take the 2-digit number you have now and the destination sector to find the destination area in the table below.

##USA #1USA #2Rest of AmericaEurasiaAfricaSpace
00 Alabama Montana Canada China South Africa Mercury
01 Alaska Nebraska Mexico Germany Nigeria Venus
02 Arizona Nevada Argentina India Morocco Mars
03 Arkansas New Hampshire Brazil France Kenya Jupiter
04 California New Jersey Bolivia Indonesia Senegal Saturn
10 Colorado New Mexico Chile Croatia Ghana Uranus
11 Connecticut New York Colombia Pakistan DRC Neptune
12 Delaware North Carolina Ecuador Spain Ethiopia The Moon
13 Florida North Dakota Guyana Bangladesh Algeria Titan
14 Georgia Ohio Paraguay Italy Tanzania Io
20 Hawaii Oklahoma Peru Japan Tunisia Europa
21 Idaho Oregon Suriname UK Cameroon Triton
22 Illinois Pennsylvania Uruguay Philippines Uganda Callisto
23 Indiana Rhode Island Venezuela Switzerland Mali Ganymede
24 Iowa South Carolina Belize Vietnam Zimbabwe Rhea
30 Kansas South Dakota Costa Rica Belgium Madagascar Umbriel
31 Kentucky Tennessee El Salvador Iran Angola Oberon
32 Louisiana Texas Guatemala Greece Sudan Phoebe
33 Maine Utah Honduras South Korea Namibia The Sun
34 Maryland Vermont Nicaragua Netherlands Zambia Asteroid Belt
#USA #1USA #2Rest of AmericaEurasiaAfricaSpace
40 Massachusetts Virginia Panama Laos Somalia Pluto
41 Michigan Washington Dominican Republic Poland Libya Kepler-1638b
42 Minnesota West Virginia Bahamas Thailand Niger The ISS
43 Mississippi Wisconsin Barbados Sweden Swaziland Kepler-1229b
44 Missouri Wyoming Haiti Russia Egypt Kepler-452b

Components - Batteries

  • Set to ((batteries + battery holders + 1) % 10).

Components - Indicators

  • If the serial number has...
    • 4 digits, set to (indicators).
    • 3 digits, set to (2 * lit indicators).
    • 2 digits, set to (2 * unlit indicators).

Components - Ports

Identify the two ports - Port #1 and Port #2 - on the right side of the module’s device. Set to Port #1, then cycle it to the left (Port #2’s number in the table below) times.

NamePort
PS/2 0
Serial 1
Parallel 2
AC Power 3
HDMI 4
VGA 5
USB 6
NamePort
RJ-45 7
DVI-D 8
Stereo RCA 9
Component Video 10
Composite Video 11
PCMCIA 12

Components - Manuals

  • If destination area is Mercury, Venus, or The Sun, set to 9.
  • Otherwise, starting with 1...
    • If the destination sector is...
      • USA #1, USA #2 or Eurasia, add (2 * port plates).
      • Africa or Rest of America, add (battery holders).
    • If the last digit of the serial number is even, add 1.
  • Set to the resulting number, or 9 if the number exceeds 9.