On the Subject of Bottom Gear

welcum to bohm gear mats.

This is Bottom Gear. Mister James and Jeremy smoke marijuana (not good!), but there’s also a text module. This module needs to be solved because Hammond crashed his car and lost his leg (silly Hammond!).

Here is the link to the original video: bottom gear

The text at the starting position of the module displays a tweet, which can be found from the list of tweets in Appendix BottomGear; put the next tweet into the module to solve it, which will debilitate Hammond so Jeremy can smoke his marijuana.

Hammond has been crashing into so many modules that he deserves an unfair amount of taxes.

If the tweet shown is the last tweet, wrap around to the top of the list again. If you select the incorrect tweet, Hammond will come and give a strike to you instead and reset the text (thanks a lot Hammond).

Appendix BottomGear

Today on bottom gear I drive a silent electric car Hammond uses a toilet And james commits arson

*show budget does not exceed 23¥

good evening ladies and gents today, our todayz sponsor is MSI colgate b450 check tem out, promo code: revving my wife tonigt

today we will be reviewing one of a kin vehicle that has about 2.3 ghz revving engine sound, goes up to idk 88 mm per every time i find a proper job in today’s economy

helo mate we are going to asda do uwant sanythijng

hello i am stug i go quikk noom

oy luv you posh dickead oy 'ave cum bak gimme a siggy innit cheesed off bloke daft frucker bollocks fish and chips bloody bloody arse

hammon you tiny man where is the lambo chevy?

gon ei crashed it into James car

hammond you sodding tic tac this was my laborghini aventador

call 999 my fokin cah is beaning on Fire mate

ham ond i have crack additcion i am die

Jeremy I have to write divorce papers today I don’t know what to do next please help me I can’t go o-

we do not hav petroleum hmalet

Tody on medium gear, wat happens when taste exhoost fume?

K, I’ll have a wiff.

Ery nice.

No Jeremia, car gas bad for helf.

Shut mouth hammock.


Shut up jams

th Esped is a lot !





James May
Jeremy Clarkson
badh ammond!!!!! cripple, no credti
Richard Hammond, the cripple (no credit for you).