On the Subject of Brad Memory

"Brad, I am your father." Wait, no, that doesn't sound quite right.

  • Press all correct buttons in the correct order in a stage to progress to the next stage.
  • Complete all 5 stages to solve the module.
  • Positions are ordered from left to right.
  • Pressing an incorrect button or pressing out of order will cause a strike and reset the module to stage 1.
  • Each stage will display an image of Brad Pitt from a movie in which he has starred. Consult Appendix: Brad Pitt Movies to identify which movie is being displayed.
  • Once you have identified which movie is displayed, look up its row of information in Table 1: Movie Facts to obtain a set of original facts.
  • Each stage will have a color on the rim of the display image. Apply this color in Table 2: Color Modifiers to travel up or down each column, wrapping if necessary, from the original facts in Table 1 to find new facts for each category.
  • Use these new facts with the following instructions to determine which buttons should be pressed in each stage.
  • Finally, find the correct order to press the correct buttons in each stage using Table 3: Button Order.

Stage 1:

If the genre contains Action: Press 1
If the role contains the letter U: Press 2
If there are exactly 3 costars: Press 3
If the year is even: Press 4
If the entire character name is less than 10 characters or if no other buttons have been pressed this stage: Press 5

Stage 2:

If the title and role contain no spaces: Press 1
If you pressed 2 in the previous stage: Press 2
If the year is divisible by 3 or you only pressed 1 button in the previous stage: Press 3
If you pressed the 4th position in the previous stage: Press 4
If there is a female costar or if no other buttons have been pressed this stage: Press 5

Stage 3:

If the genre is only 1 type and you pressed the 5th position in Stage 1: Press 1
If the director is David Fincher or Quentin Tarantino: Press 2
If there were at least 4 total correct presses in Stages 1 and 2 combined: Press 3
If any costar has a 5 letter first name: Press 4
If the year is before 2000 or if no other buttons have been pressed this stage: Press 5

Stage 4:

If the Stage 1 title contained the letter B: Press 1
If the Stage 2 genre contained Sports or Sci-Fi: Press 2
If the Stage 3 character's first and last name started with the same letter: Press 3
If the role shares the same first letter with the director's first name from any previous stage: Press 4
If the displayed movie is the same as any previous stage's display or if no other buttons have been pressed this stage: Press 5

Stage 5:

If you pressed 1 exactly once: Press 1
If you did not press the 2nd or 4th position in Stage 2: Press 2
If the Stage 3 rim color was red or cyan and the role began or ended with a vowel: Press 3
If you pressed the 4th position an even number of times or if the title never contained a number: Press 4
If Pittsburgh, Peach Pit, or Ball Pit were displayed in any previous stage or if no other buttons have been pressed this stage: Press 5

Table 1: Movie Facts

TitleGenreCharacterYearRoleDirectorCostars
Thelma and LouiseRomance ComedyJ.D.1991CriminalRidley ScottSusan Sarandon, Greena Davis
A River Runs Through ItDramaPaul Maclean1992FisherRobert RedfordCraig Sheffer
Se7enActionDavid Mills1995DetectiveDavid FincherMorgan Freeman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin Spacey
12 MonkeysSci-fiJeffrey Goines1995PatientTerry GilliamBruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe
Fight ClubActionTyler Durden1999Cult LeaderDavid FincherEdward Norton, Helena Bonham Carter
Ocean's 11Action ComedyRusty Ryan2001Con ManSteven SoderberghGeorge Clooney, Matt Damon, Al Pacino, Julia Roberts
TroyAction RomanceAchilles2004DemigodWolfgang PetersenEric Bana, Orlando Bloom, Diane Kruger
The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonRomance DramaBenjamin Button2008HumanDavid FincherCate Blanchett
Inglorious BasterdsAction ComedyAldo Raine2009LieutenantQuentin TarantinoChristoph Waltz, Diane Kruger
MegamindComedyMetro Man2010SuperheroTom McGrathWill Ferrell, Jonah Hill, Tina Fey
MoneyballSports DramaBilly Beane2011General ManagerBennett MillerJonah Hill, Philip Seymour Hoffman
World War ZAction Sci-FiGerry Lane2013SurvivorMarc ForsterMireille Enos
The Big ShortDrama ComedyBen Rickert2015Securities TraderAdam McKayChristian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling
Once Upon a Time in HollywoodAction DramaCliff Booth2019Stunt DoubleQuentin TarantinoLeonardo DiCaprio, Margot Robbie
Ad AstraSci-FiRoy McBride2019AstronautJames GrayTommy Lee Jones
Bullet TrainAction ComedyLadybug2022AssassinDavid LeitchJoey King, Bad Bunny
BabylonDrama ComedyJack Conrad2022ActorDamien ChazelleMargot Robbie, Diego Calva
WolfsAction Comedy2024FixerJon WattsGeorge Clooney, Amy Ryan
F1Sports ActionSonny Hayes2025RacerJoseph KosinskiDamson Idris, Kerry Condon, Javier Bardem

Table 2: Color Modifiers

Positive is up a column, negative is down. Wrap around if necessary.

ColorTitleGenreCharacterYearRoleDirectorCostars
Blue+1+1-2+20-1-4
Cyan-2+3-7-4+1+5-1
Green0-1+2-3+4-5+6
Magenta-1+1-1+1-1+1-1
Red-3-2-10+1+2+3
Yellow0000000

Table 3: Button Order

StageOrder
11, 3, 4, 2, 5
22, 5, 3, 4, 1
33, 1, 2, 5, 4
44, 1, 5, 3, 2
55, 4, 3, 1, 2

Special Cases*

Hmmmm, that doesn't look like a Brad Pitt movie. Proceed accordingly:

  • Pittsburgh: You can barely breathe through the polluted air. Run. Run as far away as possible. Move down 9 spots from each original movie fact in the previous stage, wrapping around if necessary, then follow the instructions and ordering from the current stage.
  • Peach Pit: A natural vessel for cyanide! Apply the Cyan color modifier to the original movie facts from Stage 1, then follow the instructions from Stage 2 but with the current stage's ordering.
  • Ball Pit: Wow, a magical time travelling ball pit! Hop in! Find the movie parallel in location in Table 1 to the Stage 2 original movie (e.g. Se7en goes to Babylon), apply the color modifier from Stage 1, then follow the instructions from the current stage but with reversed ordering.

*Do not apply the rim color modifier from the current stage.

Appendix: Brad Pitt Movies

Thelma and LouiseA River Runs Through It
Se7en12 Monkeys
Fight ClubOcean's 11
TroyThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Inglorious BasterdsMegamind
MoneyballWorld War Z
The Big ShortOnce Upon a Time in Hollywood
Ad AstraBullet Train
BabylonWolfs
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