On the Subject of Brutally Beating Broken Buttons

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Perform the first rule that applies, repeat 5 times and then press the correct submit button.

  • SEA
  • 1st or 3rd row starts with “T” = Press starting with “T
  • ONE” + “SUBMIT” = “ONE” + Submit = Left
  • Literally blank button
  • OTHER” = “OTHER” + Submit = Opposite of the current button
  • Duplicate words
  • [port name] + “PORT" or “MODULE” = Press [port name]
  • Less than 3 letters on the button
  • BOMB” + “BOOM” = “BOOM
  • SUBMIT” + “BUTTON” = Press correct submit button
  • COLUMN” + “SEVEN” or “TWO” = “COLUMN
  • No buttons has been pressed = 3rd in 2nd row
  • First pressed has letter “E”: Submit = right
  • Submit