On the Subject of Brutally Beating Broken Buttons

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Perform the first rule that applies, repeat 5 times and then press the correct submit button.

• “SEA”
• 1st or 3rd row starts with “T” = Press starting with “T”
• “ONE” + “SUBMIT” = “ONE” + Submit = Left
• Literally blank button
• “OTHER” = “OTHER” + Submit = Opposite of the current button
• Duplicate words
• [port name] + “PORT” or “MODULE” = Press [port name]
• Less than 3 characters on the button
• “BOMB” + “BOOM” = “BOOM”
• “SUBMIT” + “BUTTON” = Press correct submit button
• “COLUMN” + “SEVEN” or “TWO” = “COLUMN”
• No buttons has been pressed = 3rd in 2nd row
• First pressed has letter “E”: Submit = right
• Submit