Brown Cipher

On the Subject of the Brown Cipher

I hope this cipher isn’t as crappy as it looks.

On the module, you will see 3 screens, a keyboard, 2 arrows, and a submit button that displays the current page you’re on.

Pressing the right arrow takes you to the next page. Pressing the left arrow takes you to the previous page. There is a total of 2 pages.

On page 1, the top screen shows a 6 letter encrypted word, the middle and bottom screen shows an 6 letter string.

On page 2, the top and middle screens shows a 6 digit number, and the bottom screen shows a 6 letter screen.

Follow the mechanics down below to decrypt your word:

Step 1: Book Cipher

Take the text from all the screens except for the top screen of page 1 and layer it like so:

Middle Screen Page 1
Bottom Screen Page 1
Top Screen Page 2
Middle Screen Page 2
Bottom Screen Page 2

You should now have a grid of 6 columns by 5 rows. Each column corresponds to a letter from the Diary in the Appendix. For each column do the following instructions:

Take the 1st row character and turn the letter into its alphabetic position. This will be called W.
Take the 2nd row character and turn the letter into its alphabetic position. This will be called X.
Take the 3rd row character and multiply it by 10. Add the 4th row character to that number. This will be called Y.
Take the 5th row character and turn the letter into its alphabetic position. This will be called Z.
The Zth character in the (Yth) word of the {Xth} paragraph on the [Wth] page is the decrypted letter.

This will result in a 6 letter keyword that will be used in steps 2 and 3.

(Ctrl+F [BACK] to get back here.)

Clarifications

Only count the letters/numbers, ignore everything else.

The dash (-) doesn’t count as a letter but does connect the words together to form one word.

The colon (:) also does the same thing, usually with time like so: 7:30. If it has a space like you see between so and 7:30, they are considered 2 words.

If the resulting character is a number follow these instructions:

If the number is even, turn the number into the 1st letter of the serial number.
Otherwise, turn the numbers into the last letter of the serial number.

Example

Encrypted Keyword:
TQNVRQ
JKNGDI
124113
221221
EADAAC

TJ12E -> E
QK22A -> S
NN41D -> C
VG12A -> A
RD12A -> P
QI31C -> E
Decrypted Keyword: ESCAPE

Step 2: Strip Cipher

For this, you’re going to need the encrypted word on the top screen of page 1, and the keyword you got from step 1.

For each letter of the keyword, use it as a row to get a 26 letter strip from the table below:

A	NIPTLVZWHACBFQGMSRXYUOJEDK	N	VLAQDZJXMKFIGHOUWSREBCYTPN
B	SFHLNYGCUQWXDEVKOIZMTBPJAR	O	TYGUOXDLPNZWIKESBAFVMRQCJH
C	WJCXPNVERYSQBDIFZTMGOUKHLA	P	FOIDVWYSJZPUXBTAHNERCMLKQG
D	GHEJXBFPLUMKNRZCAWOSQYVDIT	Q	QZREKPBGSXUNWVCTMYJFLDOAHI
E	RUJVMCTAIHXGEPLNDQYOKFZBWS	R	HGOACUNIKRQZPWJYVLTBSEFXMD
F	LDWSYHKBOVGCRMNETPIQAJXFZU	S	KEFBQDHZWSARTNPLCVGIYXMUOJ
G	ONMIRKQYDJETCZWGLFBXHASVUP	T	ZRLCJEMHTPVAOUQDNXWKGSIYBF
H	MTVYBRXNFDJOASUQPEKLIWHGCZ	U	ABZPIGRDVOYSLCHXUKQJNTWMFE
I	ECTNHOWFBMLVYJSRXGUZDIAPKQ	V	CPUMFQLRGIDJHYAVKBSNXZTOEW
J	UAQWGTIKNFHLVXMZEODCJPBRSY	W	IVSZTFUOYWNDKGBPJCAHEQRLXM
K	DSYKUJATZLOEMIRBFHNWPVCQGX	X	XKNFESCJQBTYUADHIMVPZLGWRO
L	PWKGSAOQECRMZLXJYUHTFNDIVB	Y	JXDHWIEMCGBFQTYORZPAVKUSNL
M	BQXRZMSVATKPJOFIGDLUWHENYC	Z	YMBOALPUXEIHSFKWQJCDRGNZTV

You should now have 6 rows of 26 letters. Shift each row so that the left most column spells out the encrypted word, top to bottom.

Read the (26 - X)th column top to bottom where X is equal to the sum of the serial number digits, modulo 25.

The resulting letters will form your new encrypted word.

Encrypted Word: FGSJYY
Keyword: ESCAPE
Column: 26 - ((7 + 9 + 8) % 25) = 2

F	Z	B	W	S	R	U	J	V	M	C	T	A	I	H	X	G	E	P	L	N	D	Q	Y	O	K
G	I	Y	X	M	U	O	J	K	E	F	B	Q	D	H	Z	W	S	A	R	T	N	P	L	C	V
S	Q	B	D	I	F	Z	T	M	G	O	U	K	H	L	A	W	J	C	X	P	N	V	E	R	Y
J	E	D	K	N	I	P	T	L	V	Z	W	H	A	C	B	F	Q	G	M	S	R	X	Y	U	O
Y	S	J	Z	P	U	X	B	T	A	H	N	E	R	C	M	L	K	Q	G	F	O	I	D	V	W
Y	O	K	F	Z	B	W	S	R	U	J	V	M	C	T	A	I	H	X	G	E	P	L	N	D	Q

F -> Z
G -> I
S -> Q
J -> E
Y -> S
Y -> O
New Encrypted Word: ZIQESO

Step 3: Simplified M-209 Cipher

For this, you will need the encrypted word from step 2, and the keyword from step 1.

Turn each character of the serial number into a 6 digit binary using the table below to form 6 rows and 6 columns. Then turn each letter of the keyword into its alphabetic position, minus 1 (A = 0, B = 1, ... Z = 25), modulo 13, plus 1.

0	111000	9	011010	I	011001	R	010001
1	000010	A	111001	J	110000	S	010000
2	101101	B	001011	K	101110	T	010010
3	011100	C	000111	L	100101	U	100001
4	101110	D	101100	M	011111	V	001010
5	100011	E	100110	N	111010	W	001100
6	011000	F	111011	O	010110	X	110111
7	101010	G	001101	P	000101	Y	111100
8	110101	H	111101	Q	000011	Z	000100

Each row of binary represents 1 rotor with 1s being an active pin and 0s being an inactive pin. Each number represents the number of lugs that are placed for that rotor (1st number is placed in 1st row, 2nd number is placed in 2nd row, etc.).

For each letter of the encrypted word, follow the instructions below:

Turn the Nth letter into its alphabetic position.
Then take 27 minus the number.
For each 1 in the Nth column of the 6×6 binary sequence, add to the number the number of lugs that is in the same row as the rotor.
If the number is higher than 26, subtract 26 until it falls between 1 - 26.
Turn the number back into the letter.

After following the instructions, you should now have a decrypted word.

Encrypted Word: ZIQESO
Keyword: ESCAPE
Serial Number: J79EG8

E -> 4 % 13 = 4 + 1 = 5
S -> 18 % 13 = 5 + 1 = 6
C -> 2 % 13 = 2 + 1 = 3
A -> 0 % 13 = 0 + 1 = 1
P -> 15 % 13 = 2 + 1 = 3
E -> 4 % 13 = 4 + 1 = 5

5:	1	1	0	0	0	0
6:	1	0	1	0	1	0
3:	0	1	1	0	1	0
1:	1	0	0	1	1	0
3:	0	0	1	1	0	1
5:	1	1	0	1	0	1

Z -> 27 - 26 = 1 + 5 + 6 + 1 + 5 = 18 -> R
I -> 27 - 9 = 18 + 5 + 3 + 5 = 31 - 26 = 5 -> E
Q -> 27 - 17 = 10 + 6 + 3 + 3 = 22 -> V
E -> 27 - 5 = 22 + 1 + 3 + 5 = 31 - 26 = 5 -> E
S -> 27 - 19 = 8 + 6 + 3 + 1 = 18 -> R
O -> 27 - 15 = 12 + 3 + 5 = 20 -> T
Decrypted Word: REVERT

Once you finally have your decrypted word, you can submit it. Once you start typing, all the screens will go black and the bottom screen will show what you are typing.

To clear it, just click one of the arrows. This goes to one of the pages and clears any input you put in. It will not let you go over 6 letters on input.

Once you are satisfied with your input, press the button labeled "SUB" to submit your answer. On a strike, the module will go back to the first page of the module, but it does not regenerate.

Appendix: Diary

{A} ⁽¹⁾FIRST ⁽²⁾OF ⁽³⁾ALL ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾WANT ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾GET ⁽⁸⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁹⁾STRAIGHT ⁽¹⁰⁾THIS ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾JOURNAL ⁽¹⁴⁾NOT ⁽¹⁵⁾A ⁽¹⁶⁾DIARY ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾KNOW ⁽¹⁹⁾WHAT ⁽²⁰⁾IT ⁽²¹⁾SAYS ⁽²²⁾ON ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾COVER ⁽²⁵⁾BUT ⁽²⁶⁾WHEN ⁽²⁷⁾MOM ⁽²⁸⁾WENT ⁽²⁹⁾OUT ⁽³⁰⁾TO ⁽³¹⁾BUY ⁽³²⁾THIS ⁽³³⁾THING ⁽³⁴⁾I ⁽³⁵⁾SPECIFICALLY ⁽³⁶⁾SAID ⁽³⁷⁾TO ⁽³⁸⁾MAKE ⁽³⁹⁾SURE ⁽⁴⁰⁾IT ⁽⁴¹⁾DIDNT ⁽⁴²⁾SAY ⁽⁴³⁾DIARY ⁽⁴⁴⁾ON ⁽⁴⁵⁾IT ⁽⁴⁶⁾SO ⁽⁴⁷⁾DONT ⁽⁴⁸⁾EXPECT ⁽⁴⁹⁾ME ⁽⁵⁰⁾TO ⁽⁵¹⁾BE ⁽⁵²⁾ALL ⁽⁵³⁾DEAR ⁽⁵⁴⁾DIARY ⁽⁵⁵⁾THIS ⁽⁵⁶⁾AND ⁽⁵⁷⁾DEAR ⁽⁵⁸⁾DIARY ⁽⁵⁹⁾THAT

{B} ⁽¹⁾ALL ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾NEED ⁽⁴⁾IS ⁽⁵⁾FOR ⁽⁶⁾SOME ⁽⁷⁾JERK ⁽⁸⁾TO ⁽⁹⁾CATCH ⁽¹⁰⁾ME ⁽¹¹⁾CARRYING ⁽¹²⁾THIS ⁽¹³⁾THING ⁽¹⁴⁾AROUND ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾GET ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾WRONG ⁽¹⁹⁾IDEA

{C} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾OTHER ⁽³⁾THING ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾WANT ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾CLEAR ⁽⁸⁾UP ⁽⁹⁾RIGHT ⁽¹⁰⁾AWAY ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾HOW ⁽¹³⁾THIS ⁽¹⁴⁾WAS ⁽¹⁵⁾NOT ⁽¹⁶⁾MY ⁽¹⁷⁾IDEA ⁽¹⁸⁾IT ⁽¹⁹⁾WAS ⁽²⁰⁾MOMS

{D} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾DEAL ⁽³⁾IS ⁽⁴⁾THAT ⁽⁵⁾IF ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾WRITE ⁽⁸⁾IN ⁽⁹⁾THIS ⁽¹⁰⁾BOOK ⁽¹¹⁾A ⁽¹²⁾LITTLE ⁽¹³⁾BIT ⁽¹⁴⁾EACH ⁽¹⁵⁾DAY ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾GET ⁽¹⁸⁾OUT ⁽¹⁹⁾OF ⁽²⁰⁾ONE ⁽²¹⁾CHORE ⁽²²⁾ON ⁽²³⁾SATURDAYS ⁽²⁴⁾SO ⁽²⁵⁾OF ⁽²⁶⁾COURSE ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾PICKED ⁽²⁹⁾THE ⁽³⁰⁾ONE ⁽³¹⁾I ⁽³²⁾HATE ⁽³³⁾THE ⁽³⁴⁾MOST ⁽³⁵⁾BUT ⁽³⁶⁾IF ⁽³⁷⁾RODRICK ⁽³⁸⁾EVER ⁽³⁹⁾FINDS ⁽⁴⁰⁾OUT ⁽⁴¹⁾HES ⁽⁴²⁾SCRUBBING ⁽⁴³⁾TOILETS ⁽⁴⁴⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁴⁵⁾OF ⁽⁴⁶⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁷⁾BOOK ⁽⁴⁸⁾IM ⁽⁴⁹⁾DEAD

{E} ⁽¹⁾OH ⁽²⁾YEAH ⁽³⁾RODRICKS ⁽⁴⁾MY ⁽⁵⁾BROTHER ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾TRY ⁽⁸⁾TO ⁽⁹⁾AVOID ⁽¹⁰⁾HIM ⁽¹¹⁾ANYWAY ⁽¹²⁾BUT ⁽¹³⁾NOW ⁽¹⁴⁾THAT ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾STRUCK ⁽¹⁷⁾THIS ⁽¹⁸⁾DEAL ⁽¹⁹⁾WITH ⁽²⁰⁾MOM ⁽²¹⁾I ⁽²²⁾BETTER ⁽²³⁾BE ⁽²⁴⁾EXTRA ⁽²⁵⁾CAREFUL

{F} ⁽¹⁾ANYWAY ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾THINK ⁽⁴⁾MOM ⁽⁵⁾HAS ⁽⁶⁾THIS ⁽⁷⁾IDEA ⁽⁸⁾IM ⁽⁹⁾GOING ⁽¹⁰⁾TO ⁽¹¹⁾WRITE ⁽¹²⁾DOWN ⁽¹³⁾MY ⁽¹⁴⁾FEELINGS ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾ALL ⁽¹⁷⁾THAT ⁽¹⁸⁾BUT ⁽¹⁹⁾SHES ⁽²⁰⁾NOT ⁽²¹⁾ACTUALLY ⁽²²⁾ALLOWED ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾READ ⁽²⁵⁾IT ⁽²⁶⁾SO ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾FIGURE ⁽²⁹⁾ILL ⁽³⁰⁾JUST ⁽³¹⁾WRITE ⁽³²⁾WHAT ⁽³³⁾I ⁽³⁴⁾WANT

{G} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾REAL ⁽³⁾REASON ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾AGREED ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾DO ⁽⁸⁾THIS ⁽⁹⁾AT ⁽¹⁰⁾ALL ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾FIGURE ⁽¹⁵⁾LATER ⁽¹⁶⁾ON ⁽¹⁷⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁸⁾IM ⁽¹⁹⁾RICH ⁽²⁰⁾AND ⁽²¹⁾FAMOUS ⁽²²⁾ILL ⁽²³⁾HAVE ⁽²⁴⁾BETTER ⁽²⁵⁾THINGS ⁽²⁶⁾TO ⁽²⁷⁾DO ⁽²⁸⁾THAN ⁽²⁹⁾ANSWER ⁽³⁰⁾PEOPLES ⁽³¹⁾STUPID ⁽³²⁾QUESTIONS ⁽³³⁾ALL ⁽³⁴⁾DAY ⁽³⁵⁾LONG

{H} ⁽¹⁾LIKE ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾SAID ⁽⁴⁾ONE ⁽⁵⁾DAY ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾WILL ⁽⁸⁾DEFINITELY ⁽⁹⁾BE ⁽¹⁰⁾FAMOUS ⁽¹¹⁾BUT ⁽¹²⁾FOR ⁽¹³⁾NOW ⁽¹⁴⁾IM ⁽¹⁵⁾STUCK ⁽¹⁶⁾IN ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾SEVENTH ⁽¹⁹⁾GRADE ⁽²⁰⁾WITH ⁽²¹⁾A ⁽²²⁾BUNCH ⁽²³⁾OF ⁽²⁴⁾MORONS

{I} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾IS ⁽³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁾FIRST ⁽⁵⁾DAY ⁽⁶⁾OF ⁽⁷⁾SCHOOL ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾RIGHT ⁽¹⁰⁾NOW ⁽¹¹⁾WERE ⁽¹²⁾JUST ⁽¹³⁾WAITING ⁽¹⁴⁾AROUND ⁽¹⁵⁾FOR ⁽¹⁶⁾THE ⁽¹⁷⁾TEACHER ⁽¹⁸⁾TO ⁽¹⁹⁾HURRY ⁽²⁰⁾UP ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾FINISH ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾SEATING ⁽²⁵⁾CHART

{J} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾FIGURED ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾MIGHT ⁽⁶⁾AS ⁽⁷⁾WELL ⁽⁸⁾WRITE ⁽⁹⁾IN ⁽¹⁰⁾THIS ⁽¹¹⁾BOOK ⁽¹²⁾AND ⁽¹³⁾JUST ⁽¹⁴⁾GET ⁽¹⁵⁾IT ⁽¹⁶⁾OVER ⁽¹⁷⁾WITH ⁽¹⁸⁾FOR ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾DAY

{K} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾ILL ⁽³⁾TELL ⁽⁴⁾YOU ⁽⁵⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁶⁾ON ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾FIRST ⁽⁹⁾DAY ⁽¹⁰⁾OF ⁽¹¹⁾SCHOOL ⁽¹²⁾YOU ⁽¹³⁾GOT ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾BE ⁽¹⁶⁾REAL ⁽¹⁷⁾CAREFUL ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾WHERE ⁽²⁰⁾YOU ⁽²¹⁾SIT ⁽²²⁾YOU ⁽²³⁾WALK ⁽²⁴⁾INTO ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾CLASSROOM ⁽²⁷⁾AND ⁽²⁸⁾JUST ⁽²⁹⁾PLUNK ⁽³⁰⁾YOUR ⁽³¹⁾STUFF ⁽³²⁾DOWN ⁽³³⁾ON ⁽³⁴⁾ANY ⁽³⁵⁾OLD ⁽³⁶⁾DESK ⁽³⁷⁾AND ⁽³⁸⁾THE ⁽³⁹⁾NEXT ⁽⁴⁰⁾THING ⁽⁴¹⁾YOU ⁽⁴²⁾KNOW ⁽⁴³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁴⁾TEACHER ⁽⁴⁵⁾IS ⁽⁴⁶⁾SAYING ⁽⁴⁷⁾I ⁽⁴⁸⁾HOPE ⁽⁴⁹⁾YOU ⁽⁵⁰⁾ALL ⁽⁵¹⁾LIKE ⁽⁵²⁾WHERE ⁽⁵³⁾YOURE ⁽⁵⁴⁾SITTING ⁽⁵⁵⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁵⁶⁾THESE ⁽⁵⁷⁾ARE ⁽⁵⁸⁾YOUR ⁽⁵⁹⁾PERMANENT ⁽⁶⁰⁾SEATS

{L} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾IN ⁽³⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁾CLASS ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾GOT ⁽⁷⁾STUCK ⁽⁸⁾WITH ⁽⁹⁾CHRIS ⁽¹⁰⁾HOSEY ⁽¹¹⁾IN ⁽¹²⁾FRONT ⁽¹³⁾OF ⁽¹⁴⁾ME ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾LIONEL ⁽¹⁷⁾JAMES ⁽¹⁸⁾IN ⁽¹⁹⁾BACK ⁽²⁰⁾OF ⁽²¹⁾ME ⁽²²⁾OTHA ⁽²³⁾HARRIS ⁽²⁴⁾CAME ⁽²⁵⁾IN ⁽²⁶⁾LATE ⁽²⁷⁾AND ⁽²⁸⁾ALMOST ⁽²⁹⁾SAT ⁽³⁰⁾NEXT ⁽³¹⁾TO ⁽³²⁾ME ⁽³³⁾BUT ⁽³⁴⁾LUCKILY ⁽³⁵⁾I ⁽³⁶⁾DID ⁽³⁷⁾SOME ⁽³⁸⁾QUICK ⁽³⁹⁾THINKING ⁽⁴⁰⁾AND ⁽⁴¹⁾GOT ⁽⁴²⁾MYSELF ⁽⁴³⁾OUT ⁽⁴⁴⁾OF ⁽⁴⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁴⁶⁾ONE

{A} ⁽¹⁾IM ⁽²⁾THINKING ⁽³⁾FOR ⁽⁴⁾NEXT ⁽⁵⁾PERIOD ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾SHOULD ⁽⁸⁾JUST ⁽⁹⁾SIT ⁽¹⁰⁾IN ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾MIDDLE ⁽¹³⁾OF ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾BUNCH ⁽¹⁶⁾OF ⁽¹⁷⁾CUTE ⁽¹⁸⁾GIRLS ⁽¹⁹⁾AS ⁽²⁰⁾SOON ⁽²¹⁾AS ⁽²²⁾I ⁽²³⁾STEP ⁽²⁴⁾IN ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾ROOM

{B} ⁽¹⁾THEN ⁽²⁾AGAIN ⁽³⁾IF ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾DO ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾IT ⁽⁸⁾JUST ⁽⁹⁾PROVES ⁽¹⁰⁾THAT ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾DIDNT ⁽¹³⁾LEARN ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾THING ⁽¹⁶⁾FROM ⁽¹⁷⁾LAST ⁽¹⁸⁾YEAR

{C} ⁽¹⁾PLUS ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾OTHER ⁽⁴⁾THING ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾GOT ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾THINK ⁽⁹⁾ABOUT ⁽¹⁰⁾IS ⁽¹¹⁾THAT ⁽¹²⁾GIRLS ⁽¹³⁾DONT ⁽¹⁴⁾LET ⁽¹⁵⁾YOU ⁽¹⁶⁾COPY ⁽¹⁷⁾OFF ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾THEM ⁽²⁰⁾WHICH ⁽²¹⁾COULD ⁽²²⁾BE ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾REAL ⁽²⁵⁾PROBLEM ⁽²⁶⁾IN ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾CLASS ⁽²⁹⁾LIKE ⁽³⁰⁾PRE ⁽³¹⁾ALGEBRA

{D} ⁽¹⁾SPEAKING ⁽²⁾OF ⁽³⁾SEATING ⁽⁴⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾REALLY ⁽⁷⁾STUNK ⁽⁸⁾TODAY ⁽⁹⁾IS ⁽¹⁰⁾HOW ⁽¹¹⁾IN ⁽¹²⁾HOME ⁽¹³⁾ROOM ⁽¹⁴⁾I ⁽¹⁵⁾GOT ⁽¹⁶⁾STUCK ⁽¹⁷⁾WITH ⁽¹⁸⁾SOME ⁽¹⁹⁾TEACHER ⁽²⁰⁾WHO ⁽²¹⁾HAD ⁽²²⁾RODRICK ⁽²³⁾IN ⁽²⁴⁾HIS ⁽²⁵⁾CLASS ⁽²⁶⁾A ⁽²⁷⁾FEW ⁽²⁸⁾YEARS ⁽²⁹⁾BACK

{E} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾ONLY ⁽³⁾GOOD ⁽⁴⁾THING ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾CAN ⁽⁷⁾THINK ⁽⁸⁾ABOUT ⁽⁹⁾THE ⁽¹⁰⁾FIRST ⁽¹¹⁾DAY ⁽¹²⁾OF ⁽¹³⁾SCHOOL ⁽¹⁴⁾IS ⁽¹⁵⁾THAT ⁽¹⁶⁾SOME ⁽¹⁷⁾OF ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾TEACHERS ⁽²⁰⁾ARE ⁽²¹⁾NEW ⁽²²⁾AND ⁽²³⁾SO ⁽²⁴⁾YOU ⁽²⁵⁾CAN ⁽²⁶⁾SLIDE ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾LITTLE

{F} ⁽¹⁾ANYWAY ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾TEACHER ⁽⁴⁾IS ⁽⁵⁾ALMOST ⁽⁶⁾DONE ⁽⁷⁾WITH ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾SEATING ⁽¹⁰⁾CHART ⁽¹¹⁾AND ⁽¹²⁾I ⁽¹³⁾THINK ⁽¹⁴⁾I ⁽¹⁵⁾WROTE ⁽¹⁶⁾ENOUGH ⁽¹⁷⁾IN ⁽¹⁸⁾THIS ⁽¹⁹⁾BOOK ⁽²⁰⁾TO ⁽²¹⁾KEEP ⁽²²⁾MOM ⁽²³⁾OFF ⁽²⁴⁾MY ⁽²⁵⁾BACK ⁽²⁶⁾FOR ⁽²⁷⁾TODAY

{G} ⁽¹⁾THIS ⁽²⁾MORNING ⁽³⁾MOM ⁽⁴⁾MADE ⁽⁵⁾ME ⁽⁶⁾LEND ⁽⁷⁾MY ⁽⁸⁾BROTHER ⁽⁹⁾RODRICK ⁽¹⁰⁾SOME ⁽¹¹⁾OF ⁽¹²⁾MY ⁽¹³⁾MONEY ⁽¹⁴⁾SO ⁽¹⁵⁾HE ⁽¹⁶⁾COULD ⁽¹⁷⁾BUY ⁽¹⁸⁾LUNCH ⁽¹⁹⁾WHICH ⁽²⁰⁾REALLY ⁽²¹⁾STUNK ⁽²²⁾IM ⁽²³⁾STILL ⁽²⁴⁾MAD ⁽²⁵⁾AT ⁽²⁶⁾RODRICK ⁽²⁷⁾FOR ⁽²⁸⁾THE ⁽²⁹⁾TRICK ⁽³⁰⁾HE ⁽³¹⁾PULLED ⁽³²⁾ON ⁽³³⁾ME ⁽³⁴⁾AT ⁽³⁵⁾THE ⁽³⁶⁾BEGINNING ⁽³⁷⁾OF ⁽³⁸⁾THE ⁽³⁹⁾SUMMER ⁽⁴⁰⁾SO ⁽⁴¹⁾IM ⁽⁴²⁾REALLY ⁽⁴³⁾NOT ⁽⁴⁴⁾LOOKING ⁽⁴⁵⁾TO ⁽⁴⁶⁾DO ⁽⁴⁷⁾HIM ⁽⁴⁸⁾ANY ⁽⁴⁹⁾FAVORS

{H} ⁽¹⁾WHAT ⁽²⁾HAPPENED ⁽³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁾THAT ⁽⁵⁾ON ⁽⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁾FIRST ⁽⁸⁾DAY ⁽⁹⁾OF ⁽¹⁰⁾SUMMER ⁽¹¹⁾VACATION ⁽¹²⁾HE ⁽¹³⁾WOKE ⁽¹⁴⁾ME ⁽¹⁵⁾UP ⁽¹⁶⁾IN ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾MIDDLE ⁽¹⁹⁾OF ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾NIGHT ⁽²²⁾DRESSED ⁽²³⁾UP ⁽²⁴⁾IN ⁽²⁵⁾HIS ⁽²⁶⁾SCHOOL ⁽²⁷⁾CLOTHES ⁽²⁸⁾HE ⁽²⁹⁾TOLD ⁽³⁰⁾ME ⁽³¹⁾I ⁽³²⁾SLEPT ⁽³³⁾THROUGH ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾WHOLE ⁽³⁶⁾SUMMER ⁽³⁷⁾BUT ⁽³⁸⁾THAT ⁽³⁹⁾LUCKILY ⁽⁴⁰⁾I ⁽⁴¹⁾HAD ⁽⁴²⁾WOKEN ⁽⁴³⁾UP ⁽⁴⁴⁾IN ⁽⁴⁵⁾TIME ⁽⁴⁶⁾FOR ⁽⁴⁷⁾THE ⁽⁴⁸⁾FIRST ⁽⁴⁹⁾DAY ⁽⁵⁰⁾OF ⁽⁵¹⁾SCHOOL

{I} ⁽¹⁾YOU ⁽²⁾MIGHT ⁽³⁾THINK ⁽⁴⁾IM ⁽⁵⁾PRETTY ⁽⁶⁾DUMB ⁽⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁸⁾FALLING ⁽⁹⁾FOR ⁽¹⁰⁾THAT ⁽¹¹⁾ONE ⁽¹²⁾BUT ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾WAS ⁽¹⁵⁾TOO ⁽¹⁶⁾GROGGY ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾KNOW ⁽¹⁹⁾ANY ⁽²⁰⁾BETTER ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾PLUS ⁽²³⁾RODRICK ⁽²⁴⁾HAD ⁽²⁵⁾SET ⁽²⁶⁾MY ⁽²⁷⁾CLOCK ⁽²⁸⁾AHEAD ⁽²⁹⁾AND ⁽³⁰⁾PULLED ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾BLINDS ⁽³³⁾SHUT

{J} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾JUST ⁽⁴⁾GOT ⁽⁵⁾UP ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾GOT ⁽⁸⁾DRESSED ⁽⁹⁾AND ⁽¹⁰⁾WENT ⁽¹¹⁾DOWNSTAIRS ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾FIX ⁽¹⁴⁾MYSELF ⁽¹⁵⁾SOME ⁽¹⁶⁾BREAKFAST ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾MUSTVE ⁽¹⁹⁾MADE ⁽²⁰⁾A ⁽²¹⁾BIG ⁽²²⁾RACKET ⁽²³⁾BECAUSE ⁽²⁴⁾THE ⁽²⁵⁾NEXT ⁽²⁶⁾THING ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾KNEW ⁽²⁹⁾DAD ⁽³⁰⁾WAS ⁽³¹⁾IN ⁽³²⁾MY ⁽³³⁾FACE ⁽³⁴⁾WONDERING ⁽³⁵⁾WHAT ⁽³⁶⁾THE ⁽³⁷⁾HECK ⁽³⁸⁾I ⁽³⁹⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁰⁾DOING ⁽⁴¹⁾EATING ⁽⁴²⁾CHEERIOS ⁽⁴³⁾AT ⁽⁴⁴⁾3 ⁽⁴⁵⁾AM

{K} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾THING ⁽³⁾ABOUT ⁽⁴⁾DAD ⁽⁵⁾WHEN ⁽⁶⁾HE ⁽⁷⁾COMES ⁽⁸⁾DOWNSTAIRS ⁽⁹⁾LATE ⁽¹⁰⁾AT ⁽¹¹⁾NIGHT ⁽¹²⁾IS ⁽¹³⁾THAT ⁽¹⁴⁾HES ⁽¹⁵⁾ALWAYS ⁽¹⁶⁾JUST ⁽¹⁷⁾WEARING ⁽¹⁸⁾A ⁽¹⁹⁾TEE ⁽²⁰⁾SHIRT ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾SOME ⁽²³⁾BOXER ⁽²⁴⁾SHORTS ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾DONT ⁽²⁷⁾KNOW ⁽²⁸⁾WHICH ⁽²⁹⁾IS ⁽³⁰⁾WORSE ⁽³¹⁾GETTING ⁽³²⁾YELLED ⁽³³⁾OUT ⁽³⁴⁾OR ⁽³⁵⁾HAVING ⁽³⁶⁾TO ⁽³⁷⁾SEE ⁽³⁸⁾YOUR ⁽³⁹⁾FATHER ⁽⁴⁰⁾IN ⁽⁴¹⁾HIS ⁽⁴²⁾UNDERWEAR

{L} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾KEEP ⁽³⁾MEANING ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾ASK ⁽⁶⁾HIM ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾PLEASE ⁽⁹⁾PUT ⁽¹⁰⁾ON ⁽¹¹⁾SOME ⁽¹²⁾MORE ⁽¹³⁾CLOTHES ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾NEXT ⁽¹⁶⁾TIME ⁽¹⁷⁾HE ⁽¹⁸⁾COMES ⁽¹⁹⁾DOWNSTAIRS ⁽²⁰⁾BUT ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾RIGHT ⁽²³⁾OPPORTUNITY ⁽²⁴⁾NEVER ⁽²⁵⁾COMES ⁽²⁶⁾UP

{M} ⁽¹⁾ANYWAY ⁽²⁾IT ⁽³⁾TOOK ⁽⁴⁾ME ⁽⁵⁾A ⁽⁶⁾COUPLE ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾MINUTES ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾FIGURE ⁽¹¹⁾OUT ⁽¹²⁾WHAT ⁽¹³⁾ALL ⁽¹⁴⁾WAS ⁽¹⁵⁾GOING ⁽¹⁶⁾ON ⁽¹⁷⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁸⁾I ⁽¹⁹⁾TOLD ⁽²⁰⁾DAD ⁽²¹⁾RODRICK ⁽²²⁾TRICKED ⁽²³⁾ME ⁽²⁴⁾DAD ⁽²⁵⁾STOMPED ⁽²⁶⁾ON ⁽²⁷⁾DOWN ⁽²⁸⁾TO ⁽²⁹⁾RODRICKS ⁽³⁰⁾ROOM ⁽³¹⁾IN ⁽³²⁾THE ⁽³³⁾BASEMENT ⁽³⁴⁾AND ⁽³⁵⁾I ⁽³⁶⁾FOLLOWED ⁽³⁷⁾ALONG

{N} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾PRETTY ⁽⁴⁾EXCITED ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾FINALLY ⁽⁷⁾SEE ⁽⁸⁾RODRICK ⁽⁹⁾GET ⁽¹⁰⁾WHAT ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾COMING ⁽¹³⁾TO ⁽¹⁴⁾HIM

{A} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾WHEN ⁽³⁾WE ⁽⁴⁾GOT ⁽⁵⁾DOWN ⁽⁶⁾THERE ⁽⁷⁾RODRICK ⁽⁸⁾HAD ⁽⁹⁾COVERED ⁽¹⁰⁾UP ⁽¹¹⁾HIS ⁽¹²⁾TRACKS ⁽¹³⁾PRETTY ⁽¹⁴⁾GOOD ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾YOU ⁽¹⁷⁾WOULD ⁽¹⁸⁾NEVER ⁽¹⁹⁾KNOW ⁽²⁰⁾HE ⁽²¹⁾HAD ⁽²²⁾BEEN ⁽²³⁾UP ⁽²⁴⁾TO ⁽²⁵⁾SOMETHING

{B} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾JUST ⁽³⁾THREW ⁽⁴⁾UP ⁽⁵⁾HIS ⁽⁶⁾HANDS ⁽⁷⁾AND ⁽⁸⁾WENT ⁽⁹⁾BACK ⁽¹⁰⁾UP ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾BED ⁽¹³⁾SO ⁽¹⁴⁾NOW ⁽¹⁵⁾DAD ⁽¹⁶⁾THOUGHT ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾WAS ⁽¹⁹⁾AN ⁽²⁰⁾IDIOT ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾A ⁽²³⁾LIAR

{C} ⁽¹⁾COME ⁽²⁾TO ⁽³⁾THINK ⁽⁴⁾OF ⁽⁵⁾IT ⁽⁶⁾EVER ⁽⁷⁾SINCE ⁽⁸⁾DAD ⁽⁹⁾HAS ⁽¹⁰⁾BEEN ⁽¹¹⁾REAL ⁽¹²⁾SUSPICIOUS ⁽¹³⁾AROUND ⁽¹⁴⁾ME ⁽¹⁵⁾LIKE ⁽¹⁶⁾IM ⁽¹⁷⁾TURNING ⁽¹⁸⁾INTO ⁽¹⁹⁾A ⁽²⁰⁾BAD ⁽²¹⁾KID ⁽²²⁾OR ⁽²³⁾SOMETHING

{D} ⁽¹⁾ILL ⁽²⁾PUT ⁽³⁾IT ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾YOU ⁽⁶⁾THIS ⁽⁷⁾WAY ⁽⁸⁾IF ⁽⁹⁾IM ⁽¹⁰⁾GOING ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾DO ⁽¹³⁾SOMETHING ⁽¹⁴⁾BAD ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾TAKE ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾HEAT ⁽¹⁹⁾LIKE ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾DID ⁽²²⁾THAT ⁽²³⁾NIGHT ⁽²⁴⁾YOU ⁽²⁵⁾BETTER ⁽²⁶⁾BELIEVE ⁽²⁷⁾IM ⁽²⁸⁾GOING ⁽²⁹⁾TO ⁽³⁰⁾COME ⁽³¹⁾UP ⁽³²⁾WITH ⁽³³⁾SOMETHING ⁽³⁴⁾A ⁽³⁵⁾LOT ⁽³⁶⁾MORE ⁽³⁷⁾SATISFYING ⁽³⁸⁾THAN ⁽³⁹⁾EATING ⁽⁴⁰⁾A ⁽⁴¹⁾BOWL ⁽⁴²⁾OF ⁽⁴³⁾CHEERIOS ⁽⁴⁴⁾IN ⁽⁴⁵⁾THE ⁽⁴⁶⁾MIDDLE ⁽⁴⁷⁾OF ⁽⁴⁸⁾THE ⁽⁴⁹⁾NIGHT

{E} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾IN ⁽³⁾SOCIAL ⁽⁴⁾STUDIES ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾SCORED ⁽⁷⁾PRETTY ⁽⁸⁾BIG ⁽⁹⁾THE ⁽¹⁰⁾TEACHER ⁽¹¹⁾MADE ⁽¹²⁾US ⁽¹³⁾SIT ⁽¹⁴⁾IN ⁽¹⁵⁾ALPHABETICAL ⁽¹⁶⁾ORDER ⁽¹⁷⁾SO ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾WAY ⁽²⁰⁾THINGS ⁽²¹⁾FELL ⁽²²⁾OUT ⁽²³⁾I ⁽²⁴⁾ENDED ⁽²⁵⁾UP ⁽²⁶⁾RIGHT ⁽²⁷⁾NEXT ⁽²⁸⁾TO ⁽²⁹⁾ALEX ⁽³⁰⁾ARUDA ⁽³¹⁾WHO ⁽³²⁾IS ⁽³³⁾THE ⁽³⁴⁾SMARTEST ⁽³⁵⁾KID ⁽³⁶⁾IN ⁽³⁷⁾THE ⁽³⁸⁾CLASS

{F} ⁽¹⁾HES ⁽²⁾SUPER ⁽³⁾EASY ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾COPY ⁽⁶⁾OFF ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾ALWAYS ⁽¹¹⁾FINISHES ⁽¹²⁾HIS ⁽¹³⁾TESTS ⁽¹⁴⁾EARLY ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾THEN ⁽¹⁷⁾JUST ⁽¹⁸⁾PUTS ⁽¹⁹⁾HIS ⁽²⁰⁾PAPER ⁽²¹⁾ON ⁽²²⁾THE ⁽²³⁾FLOOR ⁽²⁴⁾NEXT ⁽²⁵⁾TO ⁽²⁶⁾HIM ⁽²⁷⁾WHILE ⁽²⁸⁾HE ⁽²⁹⁾READS ⁽³⁰⁾A ⁽³¹⁾SCIENCE ⁽³²⁾FICTION ⁽³³⁾NOVEL ⁽³⁴⁾OR ⁽³⁵⁾SOMETHING

{G} ⁽¹⁾KIDS ⁽²⁾WHOSE ⁽³⁾LAST ⁽⁴⁾NAMES ⁽⁵⁾START ⁽⁶⁾WITH ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾EARLY ⁽⁹⁾LETTERS ⁽¹⁰⁾ALWAYS ⁽¹¹⁾END ⁽¹²⁾UP ⁽¹³⁾BEING ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾SMARTEST ⁽¹⁶⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁷⁾THEY ⁽¹⁸⁾GET ⁽¹⁹⁾CALLED ⁽²⁰⁾ON ⁽²¹⁾FIRST ⁽²²⁾SOME ⁽²³⁾PEOPLE ⁽²⁴⁾THINK ⁽²⁵⁾THATS ⁽²⁶⁾NOT ⁽²⁷⁾TRUE ⁽²⁸⁾BUT ⁽²⁹⁾IF ⁽³⁰⁾YOU ⁽³¹⁾WANT ⁽³²⁾TO ⁽³³⁾COME ⁽³⁴⁾OVER ⁽³⁵⁾TO ⁽³⁶⁾MY ⁽³⁷⁾SCHOOL ⁽³⁸⁾I ⁽³⁹⁾CAN ⁽⁴⁰⁾PROVE ⁽⁴¹⁾IT

{H} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾CAN ⁽³⁾ONLY ⁽⁴⁾THINK ⁽⁵⁾OF ⁽⁶⁾ONE ⁽⁷⁾KID ⁽⁸⁾WHO ⁽⁹⁾BROKE ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾LAST ⁽¹²⁾NAME ⁽¹³⁾RULE ⁽¹⁴⁾AND ⁽¹⁵⁾THATS ⁽¹⁶⁾PETER ⁽¹⁷⁾UTEGER ⁽¹⁸⁾HE ⁽¹⁹⁾WAS ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾SMARTEST ⁽²²⁾KID ⁽²³⁾UNTIL ⁽²⁴⁾THE ⁽²⁵⁾MIDDLE ⁽²⁶⁾OF ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾FIFTH ⁽²⁹⁾GRADE ⁽³⁰⁾THATS ⁽³¹⁾WHEN ⁽³²⁾A ⁽³³⁾COUPLE ⁽³⁴⁾OF ⁽³⁵⁾US ⁽³⁶⁾STARTED ⁽³⁷⁾GIVING ⁽³⁸⁾HIM ⁽³⁹⁾A ⁽⁴⁰⁾HARD ⁽⁴¹⁾TIME ⁽⁴²⁾ABOUT ⁽⁴³⁾WHAT ⁽⁴⁴⁾HIS ⁽⁴⁵⁾INITIALS ⁽⁴⁶⁾SPELLED ⁽⁴⁷⁾EVERY ⁽⁴⁸⁾CHANCE ⁽⁴⁹⁾WE ⁽⁵⁰⁾GOT

{I} ⁽¹⁾NOW ⁽²⁾HE ⁽³⁾DOESNT ⁽⁴⁾RAISE ⁽⁵⁾HIS ⁽⁶⁾HAND ⁽⁷⁾AT ⁽⁸⁾ALL ⁽⁹⁾WHICH ⁽¹⁰⁾MAKES ⁽¹¹⁾FOR ⁽¹²⁾OTHER ⁽¹³⁾KIDS ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾STEP ⁽¹⁶⁾FORWARD ⁽¹⁷⁾AND ⁽¹⁸⁾TAKE ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾SMARTEST ⁽²¹⁾KID ⁽²²⁾TITLE

{J} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾FEEL ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾LITTLE ⁽⁵⁾BAD ⁽⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾WHOLE ⁽⁹⁾PU ⁽¹⁰⁾THING ⁽¹¹⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹²⁾IM ⁽¹³⁾ONE ⁽¹⁴⁾OF ⁽¹⁵⁾THE ⁽¹⁶⁾GUYS ⁽¹⁷⁾WHO ⁽¹⁸⁾STARTED ⁽¹⁹⁾IT ⁽²⁰⁾BUT ⁽²¹⁾ITS ⁽²²⁾HARD ⁽²³⁾NOT ⁽²⁴⁾TO ⁽²⁵⁾TAKE ⁽²⁶⁾CREDIT ⁽²⁷⁾FOR ⁽²⁸⁾IT ⁽²⁹⁾WHENEVER ⁽³⁰⁾IT ⁽³¹⁾COMES ⁽³²⁾UP

{K} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾FIGURED ⁽³⁾OUT ⁽⁴⁾ANOTHER ⁽⁵⁾GOOD ⁽⁶⁾THING ⁽⁷⁾ABOUT ⁽⁸⁾WRITING ⁽⁹⁾THIS ⁽¹⁰⁾JOURNAL ⁽¹¹⁾WHEN ⁽¹²⁾IM ⁽¹³⁾FAMOUS ⁽¹⁴⁾I ⁽¹⁵⁾CAN ⁽¹⁶⁾CASH ⁽¹⁷⁾IN ⁽¹⁸⁾ON ⁽¹⁹⁾IT ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾JUST ⁽²²⁾HAVE ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾REMEMBER ⁽²⁵⁾TO ⁽²⁶⁾KEEP ⁽²⁷⁾IT ⁽²⁸⁾AWAY ⁽²⁹⁾FROM ⁽³⁰⁾MANNY ⁽³¹⁾MY ⁽³²⁾LITTLE ⁽³³⁾BROTHER

{L} ⁽¹⁾IF ⁽²⁾YOU ⁽³⁾HAVE ⁽⁴⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁵⁾VALUABLE ⁽⁶⁾IN ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾HOUSE ⁽⁹⁾BELIEVE ⁽¹⁰⁾ME ⁽¹¹⁾MANNY ⁽¹²⁾WILL ⁽¹³⁾FIND ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾WAY ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾DESTROY ⁽¹⁸⁾IT

{M} ⁽¹⁾BACK ⁽²⁾BEFORE ⁽³⁾MANNY ⁽⁴⁾CAME ⁽⁵⁾ALONG ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾REMEMBER ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾WAS ⁽¹⁰⁾ALL ⁽¹¹⁾EXCITED ⁽¹²⁾ABOUT ⁽¹³⁾GETTING ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾LITTLE ⁽¹⁶⁾BROTHER ⁽¹⁷⁾AFTER ⁽¹⁸⁾ALL ⁽¹⁹⁾THOSE ⁽²⁰⁾YEARS ⁽²¹⁾OF ⁽²²⁾RODRICK ⁽²³⁾PICKING ⁽²⁴⁾ON ⁽²⁵⁾ME ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾FIGURED ⁽²⁸⁾IT ⁽²⁹⁾WAS ⁽³⁰⁾MY ⁽³¹⁾TURN ⁽³²⁾TO ⁽³³⁾BE ⁽³⁴⁾A ⁽³⁵⁾LITTLE ⁽³⁶⁾HIGHER ⁽³⁷⁾ON ⁽³⁸⁾THE ⁽³⁹⁾TOTEM ⁽⁴⁰⁾POLE

{A} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾BEING ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾BIG ⁽⁵⁾BROTHER ⁽⁶⁾DIDNT ⁽⁷⁾TURN ⁽⁸⁾OUT ⁽⁹⁾LIKE ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾EXPECTED ⁽¹²⁾AT ⁽¹³⁾ALL ⁽¹⁴⁾MOM ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾DAD ⁽¹⁷⁾PROTECT ⁽¹⁸⁾MANNY ⁽¹⁹⁾SO ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾CANT ⁽²²⁾PICK ⁽²³⁾ON ⁽²⁴⁾HIM ⁽²⁵⁾EVEN ⁽²⁶⁾IF ⁽²⁷⁾HE ⁽²⁸⁾DOES ⁽²⁹⁾SOMETHING ⁽³⁰⁾TO ⁽³¹⁾TICK ⁽³²⁾ME ⁽³³⁾OFF

{B} ⁽¹⁾PLUS ⁽²⁾HES ⁽³⁾NEVER ⁽⁴⁾GOTTEN ⁽⁵⁾PUNISHED ⁽⁶⁾FOR ⁽⁷⁾ANYTHING ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾BELIEVE ⁽¹⁰⁾ME ⁽¹¹⁾HES ⁽¹²⁾DESERVED ⁽¹³⁾IT ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾BUNCH ⁽¹⁶⁾OF ⁽¹⁷⁾TIMES

{C} ⁽¹⁾JUST ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾OTHER ⁽⁴⁾DAY ⁽⁵⁾HE ⁽⁶⁾SOMEHOW ⁽⁷⁾GOT ⁽⁸⁾INTO ⁽⁹⁾MY ⁽¹⁰⁾ROOM ⁽¹¹⁾AND ⁽¹²⁾USED ⁽¹³⁾A ⁽¹⁴⁾BUNCH ⁽¹⁵⁾OF ⁽¹⁶⁾MAGIC ⁽¹⁷⁾MARKERS ⁽¹⁸⁾TO ⁽¹⁹⁾DECORATE ⁽²⁰⁾MY ⁽²¹⁾DOOR ⁽²²⁾I ⁽²³⁾THOUGHT ⁽²⁴⁾MOM ⁽²⁵⁾AND ⁽²⁶⁾DAD ⁽²⁷⁾WOULD ⁽²⁸⁾REALLY ⁽²⁹⁾LET ⁽³⁰⁾HIM ⁽³¹⁾HAVE ⁽³²⁾IT ⁽³³⁾BUT ⁽³⁴⁾AS ⁽³⁵⁾USUAL ⁽³⁶⁾I ⁽³⁷⁾WAS ⁽³⁸⁾WRONG

{D} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾NOW ⁽³⁾IM ⁽⁴⁾STUCK ⁽⁵⁾WAKING ⁽⁶⁾UP ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾THIS ⁽⁹⁾HORRIBLE ⁽¹⁰⁾DRAWING ⁽¹¹⁾STARING ⁽¹²⁾AT ⁽¹³⁾ME ⁽¹⁴⁾EVERYDAY ⁽¹⁵⁾MOM ⁽¹⁶⁾WONT ⁽¹⁷⁾LET ⁽¹⁸⁾ME ⁽¹⁹⁾PAINT ⁽²⁰⁾OVER ⁽²¹⁾IT ⁽²²⁾OR ⁽²³⁾EVEN ⁽²⁴⁾COVER ⁽²⁵⁾IT ⁽²⁶⁾UP ⁽²⁷⁾WITH ⁽²⁸⁾A ⁽²⁹⁾POSTER ⁽³⁰⁾BECAUSE ⁽³¹⁾SHE ⁽³²⁾SAYS ⁽³³⁾IT ⁽³⁴⁾MIGHT ⁽³⁵⁾HURT ⁽³⁶⁾MANNYS ⁽³⁷⁾FEELINGS

{E} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾ONLY ⁽³⁾GOOD ⁽⁴⁾THING ⁽⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽⁶⁾GETTING ⁽⁷⁾A ⁽⁸⁾LITTLE ⁽⁹⁾BROTHER ⁽¹⁰⁾IS ⁽¹¹⁾THAT ⁽¹²⁾NOW ⁽¹³⁾RODRICK ⁽¹⁴⁾DOESNT ⁽¹⁵⁾MAKE ⁽¹⁶⁾ME ⁽¹⁷⁾SELL ⁽¹⁸⁾HIS ⁽¹⁹⁾STUPID ⁽²⁰⁾CHOCOLATE ⁽²¹⁾BARS ⁽²²⁾FOR ⁽²³⁾SCHOOL ⁽²⁴⁾FUNDRAISERS ⁽²⁵⁾ANY ⁽²⁶⁾MORE

{F} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾WORST ⁽³⁾THING ⁽⁴⁾ABOUT ⁽⁵⁾MANNY ⁽⁶⁾IS ⁽⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁸⁾WHEN ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾WAS ⁽¹¹⁾REAL ⁽¹²⁾LITTLE ⁽¹³⁾HE ⁽¹⁴⁾COULDNT ⁽¹⁵⁾PRONOUNCE ⁽¹⁶⁾BROTHER ⁽¹⁷⁾SO ⁽¹⁸⁾HE ⁽¹⁹⁾STARTED ⁽²⁰⁾CALLING ⁽²¹⁾ME ⁽²²⁾BUBBY ⁽²³⁾AND ⁽²⁴⁾MOM ⁽²⁵⁾AND ⁽²⁶⁾DAD ⁽²⁷⁾DIDNT ⁽²⁸⁾MAKE ⁽²⁹⁾HIM ⁽³⁰⁾CALL ⁽³¹⁾ME ⁽³²⁾MY ⁽³³⁾REAL ⁽³⁴⁾NAME ⁽³⁵⁾WHEN ⁽³⁶⁾HE ⁽³⁷⁾COULD ⁽³⁸⁾SAY ⁽³⁹⁾IT

{G} ⁽¹⁾LUCKILY ⁽²⁾NONE ⁽³⁾OF ⁽⁴⁾MY ⁽⁵⁾FRIENDS ⁽⁶⁾HAVE ⁽⁷⁾FOUND ⁽⁸⁾OUT ⁽⁹⁾YET ⁽¹⁰⁾BUT ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾HAVE ⁽¹³⁾HAD ⁽¹⁴⁾SOME ⁽¹⁵⁾REALLY ⁽¹⁶⁾CLOSE ⁽¹⁷⁾CALLS

{H} ⁽¹⁾YESTERDAY ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁾FIRST ⁽⁵⁾DAY ⁽⁶⁾OF ⁽⁷⁾PE ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾WE ⁽¹⁰⁾STARTED ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾FOOTBALL ⁽¹³⁾UNIT ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾FIRST ⁽¹⁶⁾THING ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾DID ⁽¹⁹⁾WAS ⁽²⁰⁾SNEAK ⁽²¹⁾OFF ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾BASKETBALL ⁽²⁵⁾COURTS ⁽²⁶⁾AND ⁽²⁷⁾CHECK ⁽²⁸⁾TO ⁽²⁹⁾SEE ⁽³⁰⁾IF ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾CHEESE ⁽³³⁾WAS ⁽³⁴⁾STILL ⁽³⁵⁾WHERE ⁽³⁶⁾IT ⁽³⁷⁾WAS ⁽³⁸⁾AT ⁽³⁹⁾THE ⁽⁴⁰⁾END ⁽⁴¹⁾OF ⁽⁴²⁾LAST ⁽⁴³⁾SCHOOL ⁽⁴⁴⁾YEAR ⁽⁴⁵⁾AND ⁽⁴⁶⁾SURE ⁽⁴⁷⁾ENOUGH ⁽⁴⁸⁾IT ⁽⁴⁹⁾WAS

{I} ⁽¹⁾THAT ⁽²⁾THING ⁽³⁾HAS ⁽⁴⁾BEEN ⁽⁵⁾SITTING ⁽⁶⁾ON ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾COURT ⁽⁹⁾SINCE ⁽¹⁰⁾AT ⁽¹¹⁾LEAST ⁽¹²⁾LAST ⁽¹³⁾FALL ⁽¹⁴⁾AND ⁽¹⁵⁾IT ⁽¹⁶⁾HAS ⁽¹⁷⁾CAUSED ⁽¹⁸⁾A ⁽¹⁹⁾WHOLE ⁽²⁰⁾LOT ⁽²¹⁾OF ⁽²²⁾TROUBLE ⁽²³⁾ITS ⁽²⁴⁾ALL ⁽²⁵⁾MOLDLY ⁽²⁶⁾AND ⁽²⁷⁾NASTY ⁽²⁸⁾AND ⁽²⁹⁾EVER ⁽³⁰⁾SINCE ⁽³¹⁾IT ⁽³²⁾SHOWED ⁽³³⁾UP ⁽³⁴⁾PEOPLE ⁽³⁵⁾HAVE ⁽³⁶⁾BEEN ⁽³⁷⁾TRYING ⁽³⁸⁾TO ⁽³⁹⁾AVOID ⁽⁴⁰⁾IT

{J} ⁽¹⁾TO ⁽²⁾GIVE ⁽³⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁾AN ⁽⁵⁾IDEA ⁽⁶⁾OF ⁽⁷⁾HOW ⁽⁸⁾PEOPLE ⁽⁹⁾WILL ⁽¹⁰⁾GO ⁽¹¹⁾OUT ⁽¹²⁾OF ⁽¹³⁾THEIR ⁽¹⁴⁾WAY ⁽¹⁵⁾TO ⁽¹⁶⁾STAY ⁽¹⁷⁾AWAY ⁽¹⁸⁾FROM ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾CHEESE ⁽²¹⁾ITS ⁽²²⁾SITTING ⁽²³⁾RIGHT ⁽²⁴⁾UNDER ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾ONLY ⁽²⁷⁾HOOP ⁽²⁸⁾WITH ⁽²⁹⁾A ⁽³⁰⁾NET ⁽³¹⁾IN ⁽³²⁾IT ⁽³³⁾BUT ⁽³⁴⁾NOBODYS ⁽³⁵⁾PLAYED ⁽³⁶⁾ON ⁽³⁷⁾THAT ⁽³⁸⁾COURT ⁽³⁹⁾FOR ⁽⁴⁰⁾A ⁽⁴¹⁾YEAR

{K} ⁽¹⁾DARNELL ⁽²⁾WASHINGTON ⁽³⁾TRIPPED ⁽⁴⁾AND ⁽⁵⁾FELL ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾BRUSHED ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾CHEESE ⁽¹⁰⁾WITH ⁽¹¹⁾HIS ⁽¹²⁾FINGER ⁽¹³⁾LAST ⁽¹⁴⁾YEAR ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾STARTED ⁽¹⁷⁾THIS ⁽¹⁸⁾WHOLE ⁽¹⁹⁾THING ⁽²⁰⁾CALLED ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾CHEESE ⁽²³⁾TOUCH ⁽²⁴⁾ITS ⁽²⁵⁾BASICALLY ⁽²⁶⁾LIKE ⁽²⁷⁾COOTIES ⁽²⁸⁾WHERE ⁽²⁹⁾IF ⁽³⁰⁾YOU ⁽³¹⁾GET ⁽³²⁾TOUCHED ⁽³³⁾WITH ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾CHEESE ⁽³⁶⁾TOUCH ⁽³⁷⁾THEN ⁽³⁸⁾YOU ⁽³⁹⁾HAVE ⁽⁴⁰⁾IT ⁽⁴¹⁾UNTIL ⁽⁴²⁾YOU ⁽⁴³⁾PASS ⁽⁴⁴⁾IT ⁽⁴⁵⁾ON ⁽⁴⁶⁾TO ⁽⁴⁷⁾SOMEBODY ⁽⁴⁸⁾ELSE

{L} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾ONLY ⁽³⁾WAY ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾PROTECT ⁽⁶⁾YOURSELF ⁽⁷⁾FROM ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾CHEESE ⁽¹⁰⁾TOUCH ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾CROSS ⁽¹⁴⁾YOUR ⁽¹⁵⁾FINGERS ⁽¹⁶⁾BUT ⁽¹⁷⁾IT ⁽¹⁸⁾WAS ⁽¹⁹⁾REALLY ⁽²⁰⁾HARD ⁽²¹⁾TO ⁽²²⁾REMEMBER ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾KEEP ⁽²⁵⁾YOUR ⁽²⁶⁾FINGERS ⁽²⁷⁾CROSSED ⁽²⁸⁾ALL ⁽²⁹⁾THE ⁽³⁰⁾TIME ⁽³¹⁾ESPECIALLY ⁽³²⁾WHEN ⁽³³⁾WHOEVER ⁽³⁴⁾HAD ⁽³⁵⁾THE ⁽³⁶⁾CHEESE ⁽³⁷⁾TOUCH ⁽³⁸⁾WAS ⁽³⁹⁾LOOKING ⁽⁴⁰⁾FOR ⁽⁴¹⁾HIS ⁽⁴²⁾NEXT ⁽⁴³⁾VICTIM

{A} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾TAPED ⁽⁴⁾MY ⁽⁵⁾FINGERS ⁽⁶⁾TOGETHER ⁽⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾LAST ⁽¹⁰⁾COUPLE ⁽¹¹⁾WEEKS ⁽¹²⁾OF ⁽¹³⁾SCHOOL ⁽¹⁴⁾I ⁽¹⁵⁾ENDED ⁽¹⁶⁾UP ⁽¹⁷⁾GETTING ⁽¹⁸⁾A ⁽¹⁹⁾D ⁽²⁰⁾IN ⁽²¹⁾HANDWRITING ⁽²²⁾BUT ⁽²³⁾IT ⁽²⁴⁾WAS ⁽²⁵⁾TOTALLY ⁽²⁶⁾WORTH ⁽²⁷⁾IT

{B} ⁽¹⁾THIS ⁽²⁾ONE ⁽³⁾KID ⁽⁴⁾NAMED ⁽⁵⁾ABE ⁽⁶⁾HALL ⁽⁷⁾GOT ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾CHEESE ⁽¹⁰⁾TOUCH ⁽¹¹⁾IN ⁽¹²⁾APRIL ⁽¹³⁾AND ⁽¹⁴⁾NOBODY ⁽¹⁵⁾WOULD ⁽¹⁶⁾EVEN ⁽¹⁷⁾SIT ⁽¹⁸⁾AT ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾SAME ⁽²¹⁾TABLE ⁽²²⁾WITH ⁽²³⁾HIM ⁽²⁴⁾AT ⁽²⁵⁾LUNCH ⁽²⁶⁾FOR ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾WHOLE ⁽²⁹⁾REST ⁽³⁰⁾OF ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾YEAR

{C} ⁽¹⁾THIS ⁽²⁾SUMMER ⁽³⁾HE ⁽⁴⁾MOVED ⁽⁵⁾AWAY ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾CALIFORNIA ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾TOOK ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾CHEESE ⁽¹³⁾TOUCH ⁽¹⁴⁾WITH ⁽¹⁵⁾HIM ⁽¹⁶⁾NOBODY ⁽¹⁷⁾HAS ⁽¹⁸⁾TOUCHED ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾CHEESE ⁽²¹⁾EVER ⁽²²⁾SINCE ⁽²³⁾THEN ⁽²⁴⁾NOT ⁽²⁵⁾EVEN ⁽²⁶⁾WITH ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾STICK

{D} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾FIRST ⁽⁴⁾WEEK ⁽⁵⁾OF ⁽⁶⁾SCHOOL ⁽⁷⁾IS ⁽⁸⁾FINALLY ⁽⁹⁾OVER ⁽¹⁰⁾SO ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾CAN ⁽¹³⁾SLEEP ⁽¹⁴⁾LATE ⁽¹⁵⁾AGAIN ⁽¹⁶⁾MOST ⁽¹⁷⁾KIDS ⁽¹⁸⁾SET ⁽¹⁹⁾THEIR ⁽²⁰⁾ALARMS ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾GET ⁽²³⁾UP ⁽²⁴⁾EARLY ⁽²⁵⁾ON ⁽²⁶⁾SATURDAY ⁽²⁷⁾MORNING ⁽²⁸⁾TO ⁽²⁹⁾WATCH ⁽³⁰⁾CARTOONS ⁽³¹⁾OR ⁽³²⁾WHATEVER ⁽³³⁾BUT ⁽³⁴⁾NOT ⁽³⁵⁾ME ⁽³⁶⁾THE ⁽³⁷⁾WAY ⁽³⁸⁾I ⁽³⁹⁾KNOW ⁽⁴⁰⁾ITS ⁽⁴¹⁾TIME ⁽⁴²⁾FOR ⁽⁴³⁾ME ⁽⁴⁴⁾TO ⁽⁴⁵⁾CRAWL ⁽⁴⁶⁾OUT ⁽⁴⁷⁾OF ⁽⁴⁸⁾BED ⁽⁴⁹⁾IS ⁽⁵⁰⁾WHEN ⁽⁵¹⁾I ⁽⁵²⁾CANT ⁽⁵³⁾STAND ⁽⁵⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁵⁾TASTE ⁽⁵⁶⁾OF ⁽⁵⁷⁾MY ⁽⁵⁸⁾BREATH ⁽⁵⁹⁾ANYMORE

{E} ⁽¹⁾UNFORTUNATELY ⁽²⁾DAD ⁽³⁾WAKES ⁽⁴⁾UP ⁽⁵⁾AT ⁽⁶⁾600 ⁽⁷⁾IN ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾MORNING ⁽¹⁰⁾NO ⁽¹¹⁾MATTER ⁽¹²⁾WHAT ⁽¹³⁾DAY ⁽¹⁴⁾IT ⁽¹⁵⁾IS ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾HE ⁽¹⁸⁾IS ⁽¹⁹⁾NOT ⁽²⁰⁾REAL ⁽²¹⁾CONSIDERATE ⁽²²⁾OF ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾FACT ⁽²⁵⁾THAT ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾AM ⁽²⁸⁾TRYING ⁽²⁹⁾TO ⁽³⁰⁾ENJOY ⁽³¹⁾MY ⁽³²⁾SATURDAY

{F} ⁽¹⁾OTHER ⁽²⁾THAN ⁽³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁾SATURDAY ⁽⁵⁾MORNING ⁽⁶⁾VACUUMING ⁽⁷⁾ME ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾DAD ⁽¹⁰⁾GET ⁽¹¹⁾ALONG ⁽¹²⁾PRETTY ⁽¹³⁾GOOD ⁽¹⁴⁾BUT ⁽¹⁵⁾RODRICK ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾DAD ⁽¹⁸⁾IS ⁽¹⁹⁾ANOTHER ⁽²⁰⁾STORY ⁽²¹⁾IT ⁽²²⁾DOESNT ⁽²³⁾HELP ⁽²⁴⁾THAT ⁽²⁵⁾RODRICK ⁽²⁶⁾IS ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾TEENAGER ⁽²⁹⁾WHICH ⁽³⁰⁾IS ⁽³¹⁾DADS ⁽³²⁾LEAST ⁽³³⁾FAVORITE ⁽³⁴⁾TYPE ⁽³⁵⁾OF ⁽³⁶⁾PERSON

{G} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾THINK ⁽³⁾IF ⁽⁴⁾THERE ⁽⁵⁾WAS ⁽⁶⁾A ⁽⁷⁾PETITION ⁽⁸⁾TO ⁽⁹⁾SHIP ⁽¹⁰⁾ALL ⁽¹¹⁾OF ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾TEENAGERS ⁽¹⁴⁾IN ⁽¹⁵⁾THE ⁽¹⁶⁾STATE ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾AUSTRALIA ⁽¹⁹⁾OR ⁽²⁰⁾ALCATRAZ ⁽²¹⁾OR ⁽²²⁾SOMETHING ⁽²³⁾DAD ⁽²⁴⁾WOULD ⁽²⁵⁾BE ⁽²⁶⁾THE ⁽²⁷⁾FIRST ⁽²⁸⁾PERSON ⁽²⁹⁾TO ⁽³⁰⁾SIGN ⁽³¹⁾IT

{H} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾FIRST ⁽⁴⁾TEENAGER ⁽⁵⁾HED ⁽⁶⁾PUT ⁽⁷⁾ON ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾BOAT ⁽¹⁰⁾WOULD ⁽¹¹⁾BE ⁽¹²⁾THIS ⁽¹³⁾KID ⁽¹⁴⁾NAMED ⁽¹⁵⁾LENWOOD ⁽¹⁶⁾HEATH ⁽¹⁷⁾LENWOOD ⁽¹⁸⁾IS ⁽¹⁹⁾ALWAYS ⁽²⁰⁾TOILET ⁽²¹⁾PAPERING ⁽²²⁾PEOPLES ⁽²³⁾HOUSES ⁽²⁴⁾AND ⁽²⁵⁾GENERALLY ⁽²⁶⁾STIRRING ⁽²⁷⁾UP ⁽²⁸⁾TROUBLE ⁽²⁹⁾IN ⁽³⁰⁾THE ⁽³¹⁾NEIGHBORHOOD

{I} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾HAS ⁽³⁾SEEMED ⁽⁴⁾A ⁽⁵⁾LOT ⁽⁶⁾MORE ⁽⁷⁾RELAXED ⁽⁸⁾EVER ⁽⁹⁾SINCE ⁽¹⁰⁾AUGUST ⁽¹¹⁾WHEN ⁽¹²⁾LENWOODS ⁽¹³⁾DAD ⁽¹⁴⁾SHIPPED ⁽¹⁵⁾HIM ⁽¹⁶⁾OFF ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾SOME ⁽¹⁹⁾MILITARY ⁽²⁰⁾ACADEMY ⁽²¹⁾IN ⁽²²⁾PENNSYLVANIA

{J} ⁽¹⁾WHILE ⁽²⁾IM ⁽³⁾ON ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾SUBJECT ⁽⁶⁾OF ⁽⁷⁾SATURDAY ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾SHOULD ⁽¹⁰⁾MENTION ⁽¹¹⁾SOME ⁽¹²⁾OF ⁽¹³⁾MY ⁽¹⁴⁾OTHER ⁽¹⁵⁾GRIPES ⁽¹⁶⁾FIRST ⁽¹⁷⁾OF ⁽¹⁸⁾ALL ⁽¹⁹⁾THERES ⁽²⁰⁾NOTHING ⁽²¹⁾ON ⁽²²⁾TV ⁽²³⁾AFTER ⁽²⁴⁾100 ⁽²⁵⁾PM ⁽²⁶⁾EXCEPT ⁽²⁷⁾GOLF ⁽²⁸⁾AND ⁽²⁹⁾BOWLING ⁽³⁰⁾SECOND ⁽³¹⁾OF ⁽³²⁾ALL ⁽³³⁾THE ⁽³⁴⁾SUN ⁽³⁵⁾COMES ⁽³⁶⁾RIGHT ⁽³⁷⁾THROUGH ⁽³⁸⁾THE ⁽³⁹⁾SLIDING ⁽⁴⁰⁾GLASS ⁽⁴¹⁾WINDOW ⁽⁴²⁾AND ⁽⁴³⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁴⁾CAN ⁽⁴⁵⁾HARDLY ⁽⁴⁶⁾SEE ⁽⁴⁷⁾WHATS ⁽⁴⁸⁾ON ⁽⁴⁹⁾THE ⁽⁵⁰⁾TV ⁽⁵¹⁾ANYWAY ⁽⁵²⁾AND ⁽⁵³⁾ON ⁽⁵⁴⁾TOP ⁽⁵⁵⁾OF ⁽⁵⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁵⁷⁾YOU ⁽⁵⁸⁾GET ⁽⁵⁹⁾ALL ⁽⁶⁰⁾SWEATY ⁽⁶¹⁾AND ⁽⁶²⁾STICK ⁽⁶³⁾TO ⁽⁶⁴⁾THE ⁽⁶⁵⁾COUCH ⁽⁶⁶⁾ITS ⁽⁶⁷⁾PRACTICALLY ⁽⁶⁸⁾LIKE ⁽⁶⁹⁾A ⁽⁷⁰⁾CONSIPRACY ⁽⁷¹⁾AGAINST ⁽⁷²⁾KIDS ⁽⁷³⁾TO ⁽⁷⁴⁾MAKE ⁽⁷⁵⁾THEM ⁽⁷⁶⁾GO ⁽⁷⁷⁾OUTSIDE ⁽⁷⁸⁾AND ⁽⁷⁹⁾DO ⁽⁸⁰⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁸¹⁾BESIDES ⁽⁸²⁾WATCH ⁽⁸³⁾TV

{K} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾AFTER ⁽³⁾DAD ⁽⁴⁾WOKE ⁽⁵⁾ME ⁽⁶⁾UP ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾DECIDED ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾JUST ⁽¹¹⁾SKIP ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾WHOLE ⁽¹⁴⁾TV ⁽¹⁵⁾THING ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾GO ⁽¹⁸⁾OVER ⁽¹⁹⁾TO ⁽²⁰⁾ROWLEYS

{L} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾KNOW ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾HAVENT ⁽⁵⁾MENTIONED ⁽⁶⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁷⁾IN ⁽⁸⁾THIS ⁽⁹⁾JOURNAL ⁽¹⁰⁾YET ⁽¹¹⁾EVEN ⁽¹²⁾THOUGH ⁽¹³⁾HES ⁽¹⁴⁾TECHNICALLY ⁽¹⁵⁾MY ⁽¹⁶⁾BEST ⁽¹⁷⁾FRIEND ⁽¹⁸⁾BUT ⁽¹⁹⁾THERES ⁽²⁰⁾A ⁽²¹⁾PRETTY ⁽²²⁾GOOD ⁽²³⁾REASON ⁽²⁴⁾FOR ⁽²⁵⁾THAT

{M} ⁽¹⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁾KIND ⁽³⁾OF ⁽⁴⁾TICKED ⁽⁵⁾ME ⁽⁶⁾OFF ⁽⁷⁾ON ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾FIRST ⁽¹⁰⁾DAY ⁽¹¹⁾OF ⁽¹²⁾SCHOOL ⁽¹³⁾WITH ⁽¹⁴⁾SOMETHING ⁽¹⁵⁾HE ⁽¹⁶⁾SAID ⁽¹⁷⁾AT ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾END ⁽²⁰⁾OF ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾DAY ⁽²³⁾WHEN ⁽²⁴⁾WE ⁽²⁵⁾WERE ⁽²⁶⁾GETTING ⁽²⁷⁾OUR ⁽²⁸⁾STUFF ⁽²⁹⁾FROM ⁽³⁰⁾OUR ⁽³¹⁾LOCKERS

{A} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾TOLD ⁽³⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁴⁾AT ⁽⁵⁾LEAST ⁽⁶⁾A ⁽⁷⁾BILLION ⁽⁸⁾TIMES ⁽⁹⁾THIS ⁽¹⁰⁾SUMMER ⁽¹¹⁾THAT ⁽¹²⁾NOW ⁽¹³⁾THAT ⁽¹⁴⁾WERE ⁽¹⁵⁾IN ⁽¹⁶⁾MIDDLE ⁽¹⁷⁾SCHOOL ⁽¹⁸⁾YOURE ⁽¹⁹⁾SUPPOSED ⁽²⁰⁾TO ⁽²¹⁾SAY ⁽²²⁾HANG ⁽²³⁾OUT ⁽²⁴⁾NOT ⁽²⁵⁾PLAY ⁽²⁶⁾BUT ⁽²⁷⁾NO ⁽²⁸⁾MATTER ⁽²⁹⁾HOW ⁽³⁰⁾MANY ⁽³¹⁾TIMES ⁽³²⁾I ⁽³³⁾KICK ⁽³⁴⁾HIM ⁽³⁵⁾IN ⁽³⁶⁾THE ⁽³⁷⁾SHINS ⁽³⁸⁾WHEN ⁽³⁹⁾HE ⁽⁴⁰⁾SAYS ⁽⁴¹⁾PLAY ⁽⁴²⁾HE ⁽⁴³⁾ALWAYS ⁽⁴⁴⁾FORGETS ⁽⁴⁵⁾FOR ⁽⁴⁶⁾THE ⁽⁴⁷⁾NEXT ⁽⁴⁸⁾TIME

{B} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾GUESS ⁽⁴⁾YOU ⁽⁵⁾COULD ⁽⁶⁾SAY ⁽⁷⁾IVE ⁽⁸⁾BEEN ⁽⁹⁾AVOIDING ⁽¹⁰⁾ROWLEY ⁽¹¹⁾THIS ⁽¹²⁾WEEK ⁽¹³⁾IVE ⁽¹⁴⁾BEEN ⁽¹⁵⁾TRYING ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾BE ⁽¹⁸⁾MORE ⁽¹⁹⁾CAREFUL ⁽²⁰⁾ABOUT ⁽²¹⁾MY ⁽²²⁾IMAGE ⁽²³⁾EVER ⁽²⁴⁾SINCE ⁽²⁵⁾THIS ⁽²⁶⁾SUMMER ⁽²⁷⁾WHEN ⁽²⁸⁾WE ⁽²⁹⁾GOT ⁽³⁰⁾CAUGHT ⁽³¹⁾PLAYING ⁽³²⁾VIKINGS ⁽³³⁾AND ⁽³⁴⁾INDIANS ⁽³⁵⁾IN ⁽³⁶⁾THE ⁽³⁷⁾WOODS ⁽³⁸⁾BY ⁽³⁹⁾A ⁽⁴⁰⁾COUPLE ⁽⁴¹⁾OF ⁽⁴²⁾EIGHTH ⁽⁴³⁾GRADERS

{C} ⁽¹⁾WHAT ⁽²⁾REALLY ⁽³⁾BURNED ⁽⁴⁾ME ⁽⁵⁾UP ⁽⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁸⁾WHOLE ⁽⁹⁾INCIDENT ⁽¹⁰⁾IS ⁽¹¹⁾HOW ⁽¹²⁾THAT ⁽¹³⁾GUY ⁽¹⁴⁾CALLED ⁽¹⁵⁾ME ⁽¹⁶⁾A ⁽¹⁷⁾NERD ⁽¹⁸⁾NOW ⁽¹⁹⁾ILL ⁽²⁰⁾ADMIT ⁽²¹⁾IM ⁽²²⁾NOT ⁽²³⁾EXACTLY ⁽²⁴⁾THE ⁽²⁵⁾MOST ⁽²⁶⁾MACHO ⁽²⁷⁾GUY ⁽²⁸⁾AROUND ⁽²⁹⁾IN ⁽³⁰⁾TERMS ⁽³¹⁾OF ⁽³²⁾WANTING ⁽³³⁾TO ⁽³⁴⁾DO ⁽³⁵⁾PUSHUPS ⁽³⁶⁾ALL ⁽³⁷⁾THE ⁽³⁸⁾TIME ⁽³⁹⁾OR ⁽⁴⁰⁾WHATEVER ⁽⁴¹⁾SO ⁽⁴²⁾IF ⁽⁴³⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁴⁾WANT ⁽⁴⁵⁾TO ⁽⁴⁶⁾CALL ⁽⁴⁷⁾ME ⁽⁴⁸⁾A ⁽⁴⁹⁾WIMP ⁽⁵⁰⁾THEN ⁽⁵¹⁾FINE ⁽⁵²⁾BUT ⁽⁵³⁾I ⁽⁵⁴⁾KNOW ⁽⁵⁵⁾ONE ⁽⁵⁶⁾THING ⁽⁵⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁵⁸⁾SURE ⁽⁵⁹⁾AND ⁽⁶⁰⁾ITS ⁽⁶¹⁾THAT ⁽⁶²⁾I ⁽⁶³⁾AM ⁽⁶⁴⁾NOT ⁽⁶⁵⁾A ⁽⁶⁶⁾NERD

{D} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾TROUBLE ⁽³⁾WITH ⁽⁴⁾NERDS ⁽⁵⁾IS ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾THEY ⁽⁸⁾GIVE ⁽⁹⁾WIMPY ⁽¹⁰⁾KIDS ⁽¹¹⁾LIKE ⁽¹²⁾ME ⁽¹³⁾A ⁽¹⁴⁾BAD ⁽¹⁵⁾NAME ⁽¹⁶⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁷⁾PEOPLE ⁽¹⁸⁾END ⁽¹⁹⁾UP ⁽²⁰⁾LUMPING ⁽²¹⁾US ⁽²²⁾ALL ⁽²³⁾IN ⁽²⁴⁾THE ⁽²⁵⁾SAME ⁽²⁶⁾CATEGORY ⁽²⁷⁾WHEN ⁽²⁸⁾I ⁽²⁹⁾THINK ⁽³⁰⁾OF ⁽³¹⁾NERDS ⁽³²⁾I ⁽³³⁾THINK ⁽³⁴⁾OF ⁽³⁵⁾TEACHERS ⁽³⁶⁾PETS ⁽³⁷⁾AND ⁽³⁸⁾TICKLE ⁽³⁹⁾FIGHTS ⁽⁴⁰⁾AND ⁽⁴¹⁾HALL ⁽⁴²⁾MONITORS ⁽⁴³⁾AND ⁽⁴⁴⁾THAT ⁽⁴⁵⁾IS ⁽⁴⁶⁾NOT ⁽⁴⁷⁾ME

{E} ⁽¹⁾NOW ⁽²⁾ROWLEY ⁽³⁾CAN ⁽⁴⁾SPEAK ⁽⁵⁾FOR ⁽⁶⁾HIMSELF ⁽⁷⁾ON ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾WHOLE ⁽¹⁰⁾NERD ⁽¹¹⁾THING ⁽¹²⁾BUT ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾WILL ⁽¹⁵⁾JUST ⁽¹⁶⁾MENTION ⁽¹⁷⁾AS ⁽¹⁸⁾A ⁽¹⁹⁾SIDE ⁽²⁰⁾NOTE ⁽²¹⁾THAT ⁽²²⁾HE ⁽²³⁾IS ⁽²⁴⁾THE ⁽²⁵⁾ONLY ⁽²⁶⁾12YEAROLD ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾KNOW ⁽²⁹⁾WHO ⁽³⁰⁾STILL ⁽³¹⁾HAS ⁽³²⁾A ⁽³³⁾BABYSITTER

{F} ⁽¹⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁾MOVED ⁽³⁾HERE ⁽⁴⁾A ⁽⁵⁾COUPLE ⁽⁶⁾YEARS ⁽⁷⁾AGO ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾I ⁽¹⁰⁾KIND ⁽¹¹⁾OF ⁽¹²⁾TOOK ⁽¹³⁾HIM ⁽¹⁴⁾UNDER ⁽¹⁵⁾MY ⁽¹⁶⁾WING ⁽¹⁷⁾MY ⁽¹⁸⁾FORMER ⁽¹⁹⁾BEST ⁽²⁰⁾FRIEND ⁽²¹⁾BEN ⁽²²⁾MOVED ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾PISCATAWAY ⁽²⁵⁾AND ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾FIGURED ⁽²⁸⁾ID ⁽²⁹⁾BETTER ⁽³⁰⁾FIND ⁽³¹⁾MYSELF ⁽³²⁾A ⁽³³⁾NEW ⁽³⁴⁾FRIEND ⁽³⁵⁾TO ⁽³⁶⁾HANG ⁽³⁷⁾OUT ⁽³⁸⁾WITH ⁽³⁹⁾SO ⁽⁴⁰⁾HERE ⁽⁴¹⁾COMES ⁽⁴²⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁴³⁾STRAIGHT ⁽⁴⁴⁾OUT ⁽⁴⁵⁾OF ⁽⁴⁶⁾OHIO ⁽⁴⁷⁾HIS ⁽⁴⁸⁾MOM ⁽⁴⁹⁾BOUGHT ⁽⁵⁰⁾HIM ⁽⁵¹⁾SOME ⁽⁵²⁾BOOK ⁽⁵³⁾CALLED ⁽⁵⁴⁾HOW ⁽⁵⁵⁾TO ⁽⁵⁶⁾MAKE ⁽⁵⁷⁾FRIENDS ⁽⁵⁸⁾IN ⁽⁵⁹⁾NEW ⁽⁶⁰⁾PLACES ⁽⁶¹⁾AND ⁽⁶²⁾HE ⁽⁶³⁾SHOWED ⁽⁶⁴⁾UP ⁽⁶⁵⁾AT ⁽⁶⁶⁾MY ⁽⁶⁷⁾DOOR ⁽⁶⁸⁾TRYING ⁽⁶⁹⁾OUT ⁽⁷⁰⁾ALL ⁽⁷¹⁾THESE ⁽⁷²⁾GIMMICKS

{G} ⁽¹⁾ALL ⁽²⁾THAT ⁽³⁾KID ⁽⁴⁾WOULDVE ⁽⁵⁾HAD ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾HAVE ⁽⁸⁾DONE ⁽⁹⁾IS ⁽¹⁰⁾TO ⁽¹¹⁾HAVE ⁽¹²⁾COME ⁽¹³⁾RIGHT ⁽¹⁴⁾OUT ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾TOLD ⁽¹⁷⁾ME ⁽¹⁸⁾HE ⁽¹⁹⁾HAD ⁽²⁰⁾A ⁽²¹⁾PLAYSTATION ⁽²²⁾WITH ⁽²³⁾42 ⁽²⁴⁾GAMES ⁽²⁵⁾AND ⁽²⁶⁾IT ⁽²⁷⁾WOULD ⁽²⁸⁾HAVE ⁽²⁹⁾SEALED ⁽³⁰⁾THE ⁽³¹⁾DEAL

{H} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾BEST ⁽³⁾THING ⁽⁴⁾ABOUT ⁽⁵⁾HAVING ⁽⁶⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁷⁾AROUND ⁽⁸⁾IS ⁽⁹⁾THAT ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾GET ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾CHANCE ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾USE ⁽¹⁶⁾ALL ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾TRICKS ⁽¹⁹⁾RODRICK ⁽²⁰⁾USED ⁽²¹⁾ON ⁽²²⁾ME ⁽²³⁾THAT ⁽²⁴⁾I ⁽²⁵⁾COULD ⁽²⁶⁾NEVER ⁽²⁷⁾GET ⁽²⁸⁾AWAY ⁽²⁹⁾WITH ⁽³⁰⁾PULLING ⁽³¹⁾ON ⁽³²⁾MANNY

{I} ⁽¹⁾ANOTHER ⁽²⁾BONUS ⁽³⁾ABOUT ⁽⁴⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁵⁾IS ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾HE ⁽⁸⁾HAS ⁽⁹⁾NEVER ⁽¹⁰⁾SQUEALED ⁽¹¹⁾ON ⁽¹²⁾ME ⁽¹³⁾NOT ⁽¹⁴⁾EVEN ⁽¹⁵⁾ONCE ⁽¹⁶⁾SO ⁽¹⁷⁾IN ⁽¹⁸⁾SOME ⁽¹⁹⁾WAYS ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾GUESS ⁽²²⁾YOU ⁽²³⁾COULD ⁽²⁴⁾SAY ⁽²⁵⁾HES ⁽²⁶⁾THE ⁽²⁷⁾PERFECT ⁽²⁸⁾FRIEND

{J} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾REALLY ⁽⁵⁾BAD ⁽⁶⁾DAY ⁽⁷⁾DAD ⁽⁸⁾ENDED ⁽⁹⁾UP ⁽¹⁰⁾RUNNING ⁽¹¹⁾INTO ⁽¹²⁾MR ⁽¹³⁾SWANN ⁽¹⁴⁾AT ⁽¹⁵⁾CHURCH ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾MR ⁽¹⁸⁾SWANN ⁽¹⁹⁾WAS ⁽²⁰⁾TELLING ⁽²¹⁾DAD ⁽²²⁾HOW ⁽²³⁾GREAT ⁽²⁴⁾BISHOP ⁽²⁵⁾GARRIGAN ⁽²⁶⁾HIGH ⁽²⁷⁾SCHOOL ⁽²⁸⁾IS ⁽²⁹⁾WHERE ⁽³⁰⁾HIS ⁽³¹⁾SON ⁽³²⁾DAN ⁽³³⁾GOES

{K} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾SEEMED ⁽³⁾REAL ⁽⁴⁾INTERESTED ⁽⁵⁾WHICH ⁽⁶⁾IS ⁽⁷⁾A ⁽⁸⁾VERY ⁽⁹⁾BAD ⁽¹⁰⁾SIGN ⁽¹¹⁾FOR ⁽¹²⁾ME ⁽¹³⁾NOW ⁽¹⁴⁾IM ⁽¹⁵⁾SURE ⁽¹⁶⁾BISHOP ⁽¹⁷⁾GARRIGAN ⁽¹⁸⁾IS ⁽¹⁹⁾A ⁽²⁰⁾FINE ⁽²¹⁾SCHOOL ⁽²²⁾AND ⁽²³⁾ALL ⁽²⁴⁾THAT ⁽²⁵⁾EXCEPT ⁽²⁶⁾FOR ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾FACT ⁽²⁹⁾THAT ⁽³⁰⁾IT ⁽³¹⁾IS ⁽³²⁾ALL ⁽³³⁾BOYS ⁽³⁴⁾NUMBER ⁽³⁵⁾ONE ⁽³⁶⁾I ⁽³⁷⁾WANT ⁽³⁸⁾TO ⁽³⁹⁾GO ⁽⁴⁰⁾TO ⁽⁴¹⁾CROSSLAND ⁽⁴²⁾HIGH ⁽⁴³⁾SCHOOL ⁽⁴⁴⁾WHERE ⁽⁴⁵⁾THERE ⁽⁴⁶⁾ARE ⁽⁴⁷⁾BOYS ⁽⁴⁸⁾AND ⁽⁴⁹⁾GIRLS ⁽⁵⁰⁾AND ⁽⁵¹⁾NUMBER ⁽⁵²⁾TWO ⁽⁵³⁾I ⁽⁵⁴⁾WOULDNT ⁽⁵⁵⁾SURVIVE ⁽⁵⁶⁾THE ⁽⁵⁷⁾FIRST ⁽⁵⁸⁾DAY ⁽⁵⁹⁾AT ⁽⁶⁰⁾BISHOP ⁽⁶¹⁾GARRIGAN

{A} ⁽¹⁾RODRICK ⁽²⁾DOESNT ⁽³⁾HAVE ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾WORRY ⁽⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽⁷⁾GETTING ⁽⁸⁾SENT ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾BISHOP ⁽¹¹⁾GARRIGAN ⁽¹²⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹³⁾HE ⁽¹⁴⁾IS ⁽¹⁵⁾ALREADY ⁽¹⁶⁾A ⁽¹⁷⁾JUNIOR ⁽¹⁸⁾AT ⁽¹⁹⁾CROSSLAND ⁽²⁰⁾BUT ⁽²¹⁾I ⁽²²⁾HAD ⁽²³⁾DEFINITELY ⁽²⁴⁾BETTER ⁽²⁵⁾FIGURE ⁽²⁶⁾A ⁽²⁷⁾WAY ⁽²⁸⁾OUT ⁽²⁹⁾OF ⁽³⁰⁾THIS

{B} ⁽¹⁾MR ⁽²⁾SWANN ⁽³⁾WENT ⁽⁴⁾ON ⁽⁵⁾AND ⁽⁶⁾ON ⁽⁷⁾ABOUT ⁽⁸⁾HOW ⁽⁹⁾BISHOP ⁽¹⁰⁾GARRIGAN ⁽¹¹⁾MAKES ⁽¹²⁾MEN ⁽¹³⁾OUT ⁽¹⁴⁾OF ⁽¹⁵⁾BOYS ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾FROM ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾WAY ⁽²⁰⁾DAD ⁽²¹⁾KEPT ⁽²²⁾LOOKING ⁽²³⁾OVER ⁽²⁴⁾AT ⁽²⁵⁾ME ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾KNEW ⁽²⁸⁾I ⁽²⁹⁾WAS ⁽³⁰⁾IN ⁽³¹⁾TROUBLE ⁽³²⁾IT ⁽³³⁾DOESNT ⁽³⁴⁾HELP ⁽³⁵⁾THAT ⁽³⁶⁾MR ⁽³⁷⁾SWANN ⁽³⁸⁾HAS ⁽³⁹⁾THREE ⁽⁴⁰⁾BOYS ⁽⁴¹⁾WHO ⁽⁴²⁾ARE ⁽⁴³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁴⁾SAME ⁽⁴⁵⁾AGES ⁽⁴⁶⁾AS ⁽⁴⁷⁾US ⁽⁴⁸⁾HEFFLEY ⁽⁴⁹⁾BOYS ⁽⁵⁰⁾AND ⁽⁵¹⁾DADS ⁽⁵²⁾CARPOOL ⁽⁵³⁾PASSES ⁽⁵⁴⁾BY ⁽⁵⁵⁾THEIR ⁽⁵⁶⁾HOUSE ⁽⁵⁷⁾EVERY ⁽⁵⁸⁾NIGHT

{C} ⁽¹⁾AS ⁽²⁾FAR ⁽³⁾AS ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾WHOLE ⁽⁶⁾MAKING ⁽⁷⁾MEN ⁽⁸⁾OUT ⁽⁹⁾OF ⁽¹⁰⁾BOYS ⁽¹¹⁾IDEA ⁽¹²⁾GOES ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾THINK ⁽¹⁵⁾THE ⁽¹⁶⁾SWANN ⁽¹⁷⁾BOYS ⁽¹⁸⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁹⁾A ⁽²⁰⁾PRETTY ⁽²¹⁾GOOD ⁽²²⁾HEAD ⁽²³⁾START

{D} ⁽¹⁾IVE ⁽²⁾STILL ⁽³⁾GOT ⁽⁴⁾TWO ⁽⁵⁾YEARS ⁽⁶⁾BEFORE ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾GO ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾HIGH ⁽¹¹⁾SCHOOL ⁽¹²⁾AND ⁽¹³⁾HOPEFULLY ⁽¹⁴⁾DAD ⁽¹⁵⁾WILL ⁽¹⁶⁾FORGET ⁽¹⁷⁾ABOUT ⁽¹⁸⁾BISHOP ⁽¹⁹⁾GARRIGAN ⁽²⁰⁾BY ⁽²¹⁾THEN

{E} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾IF ⁽³⁾THINGS ⁽⁴⁾LOOK ⁽⁵⁾BAD ⁽⁶⁾DOWN ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾ROAD ⁽⁹⁾I ⁽¹⁰⁾BETTER ⁽¹¹⁾START ⁽¹²⁾WORKING ⁽¹³⁾ON ⁽¹⁴⁾MOM ⁽¹⁵⁾TO ⁽¹⁶⁾CHANGE ⁽¹⁷⁾MY ⁽¹⁸⁾FATE

{F} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾WOKE ⁽⁴⁾UP ⁽⁵⁾AND ⁽⁶⁾AT ⁽⁷⁾FIRST ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾THOUGHT ⁽¹⁰⁾IT ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾STILL ⁽¹³⁾SUMMER ⁽¹⁴⁾VACATION ⁽¹⁵⁾WHICH ⁽¹⁶⁾IS ⁽¹⁷⁾A ⁽¹⁸⁾REALLY ⁽¹⁹⁾BAD ⁽²⁰⁾WAY ⁽²¹⁾TO ⁽²²⁾START ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾SCHOOL ⁽²⁵⁾DAY

{G} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾NEW ⁽³⁾THING ⁽⁴⁾IS ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾HAVE ⁽⁸⁾TO ⁽⁹⁾FIX ⁽¹⁰⁾MANNY ⁽¹¹⁾HIS ⁽¹²⁾CEREAL ⁽¹³⁾EVERY ⁽¹⁴⁾MORNING ⁽¹⁵⁾WHILE ⁽¹⁶⁾MOM ⁽¹⁷⁾GETS ⁽¹⁸⁾READY ⁽¹⁹⁾FOR ⁽²⁰⁾WORK ⁽²¹⁾MANNY ⁽²²⁾TAKES ⁽²³⁾HIS ⁽²⁴⁾BOWL ⁽²⁵⁾AND ⁽²⁶⁾SITS ⁽²⁷⁾RIGHT ⁽²⁸⁾IN ⁽²⁹⁾FRONT ⁽³⁰⁾OF ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾TV ⁽³³⁾ON ⁽³⁴⁾HIS ⁽³⁵⁾PLASTIC ⁽³⁶⁾POTTY

{H} ⁽¹⁾ITS ⁽²⁾NOT ⁽³⁾LIKE ⁽⁴⁾HES ⁽⁵⁾NOT ⁽⁶⁾POTTY ⁽⁷⁾TRAINED ⁽⁸⁾BUT ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾GOT ⁽¹¹⁾IN ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾HABIT ⁽¹⁴⁾OF ⁽¹⁵⁾DOING ⁽¹⁶⁾THIS ⁽¹⁷⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁸⁾HE ⁽¹⁹⁾WAS ⁽²⁰⁾TWO ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾HE ⁽²³⁾JUST ⁽²⁴⁾NEVER ⁽²⁵⁾QUIT

{I} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾WORST ⁽³⁾PART ⁽⁴⁾IS ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾AFTER ⁽⁷⁾HES ⁽⁸⁾DONE ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾DUMPS ⁽¹¹⁾WHATEVER ⁽¹²⁾HE ⁽¹³⁾DIDNT ⁽¹⁴⁾EAT ⁽¹⁵⁾RIGHT ⁽¹⁶⁾INTO ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾POTTY ⁽¹⁹⁾AND ⁽²⁰⁾ITS ⁽²¹⁾ALWAYS ⁽²²⁾ME ⁽²³⁾WHO ⁽²⁴⁾HAS ⁽²⁵⁾TO ⁽²⁶⁾CLEAN ⁽²⁷⁾IT ⁽²⁸⁾UP

{J} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾ALWAYS ⁽³⁾GETS ⁽⁴⁾ON ⁽⁵⁾ME ⁽⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽⁷⁾NOT ⁽⁸⁾FINISHING ⁽⁹⁾MY ⁽¹⁰⁾BREAKFAST ⁽¹¹⁾BUT ⁽¹²⁾IF ⁽¹³⁾YOU ⁽¹⁴⁾HAD ⁽¹⁵⁾TO ⁽¹⁶⁾SCRAPE ⁽¹⁷⁾A ⁽¹⁸⁾BUNCH ⁽¹⁹⁾OF ⁽²⁰⁾CHEERIOS ⁽²¹⁾OUT ⁽²²⁾OF ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾POTTY ⁽²⁵⁾EVERY ⁽²⁶⁾MORNING ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾BET ⁽²⁹⁾YOU ⁽³⁰⁾WOULDNT ⁽³¹⁾HAVE ⁽³²⁾ANY ⁽³³⁾APPETITE ⁽³⁴⁾EITHER

{K} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾AT ⁽³⁾SCHOOL ⁽⁴⁾WE ⁽⁵⁾GOT ⁽⁶⁾ASSIGNED ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾READING ⁽⁹⁾GROUPS ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾LOOKING ⁽¹³⁾FORWARD ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾FINDING ⁽¹⁶⁾OUT ⁽¹⁷⁾WHICH ⁽¹⁸⁾GROUP ⁽¹⁹⁾I ⁽²⁰⁾WAS ⁽²¹⁾GOING ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾GET ⁽²⁴⁾PUT ⁽²⁵⁾INTO ⁽²⁶⁾BECAUSE ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾WANTED ⁽²⁹⁾TO ⁽³⁰⁾SEE ⁽³¹⁾IF ⁽³²⁾A ⁽³³⁾BIG ⁽³⁴⁾PLAN ⁽³⁵⁾I ⁽³⁶⁾HATCHED ⁽³⁷⁾AT ⁽³⁸⁾THE ⁽³⁹⁾END ⁽⁴⁰⁾OF ⁽⁴¹⁾LAST ⁽⁴²⁾YEAR ⁽⁴³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁴⁾GOING ⁽⁴⁵⁾TO ⁽⁴⁶⁾WORK

{L} ⁽¹⁾NOW ⁽²⁾THEY ⁽³⁾DONT ⁽⁴⁾COME ⁽⁵⁾RIGHT ⁽⁶⁾OUT ⁽⁷⁾AND ⁽⁸⁾TELL ⁽⁹⁾YOU ⁽¹⁰⁾IF ⁽¹¹⁾YOURE ⁽¹²⁾IN ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾HARD ⁽¹⁵⁾GROUP ⁽¹⁶⁾OR ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾EASY ⁽¹⁹⁾GROUP ⁽²⁰⁾BUT ⁽²¹⁾YOU ⁽²²⁾CAN ⁽²³⁾FIGURE ⁽²⁴⁾IT ⁽²⁵⁾OUT ⁽²⁶⁾RIGHT ⁽²⁷⁾AWAY ⁽²⁸⁾BY ⁽²⁹⁾LOOKING ⁽³⁰⁾AT ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾COVERS ⁽³³⁾OF ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾BOOKS ⁽³⁶⁾THEY ⁽³⁷⁾GIVE ⁽³⁸⁾YOU

{M} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾PRETTY ⁽⁴⁾MAD ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾FIND ⁽⁷⁾OUT ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾GOT ⁽¹⁰⁾PUT ⁽¹¹⁾IN ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾HARD ⁽¹⁴⁾GROUP ⁽¹⁵⁾TODAY ⁽¹⁶⁾WHICH ⁽¹⁷⁾MEANT ⁽¹⁸⁾MY ⁽¹⁹⁾PLAN ⁽²⁰⁾FAILED ⁽²¹⁾I ⁽²²⁾WAS ⁽²³⁾HOPING ⁽²⁴⁾TO ⁽²⁵⁾GET ⁽²⁶⁾IN ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾EASY ⁽²⁹⁾GROUP ⁽³⁰⁾BECAUSE ⁽³¹⁾THEY ⁽³²⁾ONLY ⁽³³⁾HAVE ⁽³⁴⁾TO ⁽³⁵⁾READ ⁽³⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽³⁷⁾A ⁽³⁸⁾TENTH ⁽³⁹⁾OF ⁽⁴⁰⁾THE ⁽⁴¹⁾STUFF ⁽⁴²⁾THAT ⁽⁴³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁴⁾KIDS ⁽⁴⁵⁾IN ⁽⁴⁶⁾THE ⁽⁴⁷⁾HARD ⁽⁴⁸⁾GROUP ⁽⁴⁹⁾HAVE ⁽⁵⁰⁾TO ⁽⁵¹⁾READ ⁽⁵²⁾AND ⁽⁵³⁾THERES ⁽⁵⁴⁾A ⁽⁵⁵⁾WHOLE ⁽⁵⁶⁾LOT ⁽⁵⁷⁾LESS ⁽⁵⁸⁾HOMEWORK

{A} ⁽¹⁾AT ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾END ⁽⁴⁾OF ⁽⁵⁾LAST ⁽⁶⁾YEAR ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾DID ⁽⁹⁾MY ⁽¹⁰⁾BEST ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾MUFF ⁽¹³⁾UP ⁽¹⁴⁾MY ⁽¹⁵⁾SCREENING ⁽¹⁶⁾TEST ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾MAKE ⁽¹⁹⁾SURE ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾DIDNT ⁽²²⁾GET ⁽²³⁾PUT ⁽²⁴⁾IN ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾HARD ⁽²⁷⁾GROUP

{B} ⁽¹⁾ANOTHER ⁽²⁾THING ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾DID ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾MAKE ⁽⁷⁾SURE ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾DIDNT ⁽¹⁰⁾GET ⁽¹¹⁾PUT ⁽¹²⁾IN ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾HARD ⁽¹⁵⁾GROUP ⁽¹⁶⁾WAS ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾MAKE ⁽¹⁹⁾SURE ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾DIDNT ⁽²²⁾TRY ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾HARD ⁽²⁵⁾ON ⁽²⁶⁾MY ⁽²⁷⁾ENDOFTHEYEAR ⁽²⁸⁾ESSAY

{C} ⁽¹⁾THEY ⁽²⁾MAKE ⁽³⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁾DO ⁽⁵⁾THIS ⁽⁶⁾FOUR ⁽⁷⁾PAGE ⁽⁸⁾PAPER ⁽⁹⁾AT ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾END ⁽¹²⁾OF ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾YEAR ⁽¹⁵⁾WHICH ⁽¹⁶⁾IS ⁽¹⁷⁾ANOTHER ⁽¹⁸⁾WAY ⁽¹⁹⁾THEY ⁽²⁰⁾FIGURE ⁽²¹⁾OUT ⁽²²⁾HOW ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾PLACE ⁽²⁵⁾YOU

{D} ⁽¹⁾IM ⁽²⁾GUESSING ⁽³⁾MOM ⁽⁴⁾STEPPED ⁽⁵⁾IN ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾MADE ⁽⁸⁾SURE ⁽⁹⁾I ⁽¹⁰⁾GOT ⁽¹¹⁾PUT ⁽¹²⁾IN ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾HARD ⁽¹⁵⁾CLASSES ⁽¹⁶⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁷⁾SHE ⁽¹⁸⁾KNOWS ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾PRINCIPAL ⁽²¹⁾OF ⁽²²⁾THE ⁽²³⁾SCHOOL

{E} ⁽¹⁾MOMS ⁽²⁾ALWAYS ⁽³⁾SAYING ⁽⁴⁾HOW ⁽⁵⁾IM ⁽⁶⁾A ⁽⁷⁾REAL ⁽⁸⁾SMART ⁽⁹⁾KID ⁽¹⁰⁾BUT ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾JUST ⁽¹³⁾DONT ⁽¹⁴⁾APPLY ⁽¹⁵⁾MYSELF

{F} ⁽¹⁾YOU ⁽²⁾MIGHT ⁽³⁾WONDER ⁽⁴⁾WHY ⁽⁵⁾ID ⁽⁶⁾WANT ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾GET ⁽⁹⁾PUT ⁽¹⁰⁾IN ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾EASY ⁽¹³⁾CLASSES ⁽¹⁴⁾SINCE ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾PROBABLY ⁽¹⁷⁾DESERVE ⁽¹⁸⁾TO ⁽¹⁹⁾BE ⁽²⁰⁾IN ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾HARD ⁽²³⁾CLASSES ⁽²⁴⁾BUT ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾HAVE ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾PRETTY ⁽²⁹⁾GOOD ⁽³⁰⁾ANSWER ⁽³¹⁾FOR ⁽³²⁾THAT

{G} ⁽¹⁾IF ⁽²⁾THERES ⁽³⁾ONE ⁽⁴⁾THING ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾LEARNED ⁽⁷⁾FROM ⁽⁸⁾RODRICK ⁽⁹⁾ITS ⁽¹⁰⁾TO ⁽¹¹⁾SET ⁽¹²⁾PEOPLES ⁽¹³⁾EXPECTATIONS ⁽¹⁴⁾REAL ⁽¹⁵⁾LOW ⁽¹⁶⁾SO ⁽¹⁷⁾YOU ⁽¹⁸⁾END ⁽¹⁹⁾UP ⁽²⁰⁾SURPRISING ⁽²¹⁾EVERYONE ⁽²²⁾BY ⁽²³⁾DOING ⁽²⁴⁾ALMOST ⁽²⁵⁾NOTHING ⁽²⁶⁾AT ⁽²⁷⁾ALL

{H} ⁽¹⁾IN ⁽²⁾FACT ⁽³⁾HE ⁽⁴⁾DID ⁽⁵⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁶⁾ON ⁽⁷⁾FRIDAY ⁽⁸⁾THAT ⁽⁹⁾TOTALLY ⁽¹⁰⁾PROVES ⁽¹¹⁾MY ⁽¹²⁾POINT

{I} ⁽¹⁾ANYWAY ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾GUESS ⁽⁴⁾IM ⁽⁵⁾GLAD ⁽⁶⁾MY ⁽⁷⁾PLAN ⁽⁸⁾DIDNT ⁽⁹⁾WORK ⁽¹⁰⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾NOTICED ⁽¹³⁾AT ⁽¹⁴⁾LEAST ⁽¹⁵⁾TWO ⁽¹⁶⁾OF ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾KIDS ⁽¹⁹⁾IN ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾BINK ⁽²²⁾SAYS ⁽²³⁾BOO ⁽²⁴⁾GROUP ⁽²⁵⁾WERE ⁽²⁶⁾HOLDING ⁽²⁷⁾THEIR ⁽²⁸⁾BOOKS ⁽²⁹⁾UPSIDE ⁽³⁰⁾DOWN ⁽³¹⁾AND ⁽³²⁾I ⁽³³⁾DONT ⁽³⁴⁾THINK ⁽³⁵⁾THEY ⁽³⁶⁾WERE ⁽³⁷⁾JOKING ⁽³⁸⁾AROUND

{J} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾AT ⁽³⁾LUNCH ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾GOT ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾LISTEN ⁽⁸⁾TO ⁽⁹⁾ALBERT ⁽¹⁰⁾SANDY ⁽¹¹⁾BRAG ⁽¹²⁾ABOUT ⁽¹³⁾HOW ⁽¹⁴⁾HIS ⁽¹⁵⁾PARENTS ⁽¹⁶⁾BOUGHT ⁽¹⁷⁾HIM ⁽¹⁸⁾A ⁽¹⁹⁾36 ⁽²⁰⁾INCH ⁽²¹⁾TV ⁽²²⁾AND ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾DVD ⁽²⁵⁾PLAYER ⁽²⁶⁾AND ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾BUNCH ⁽²⁹⁾OF ⁽³⁰⁾OTHER ⁽³¹⁾STUFF ⁽³²⁾FOR ⁽³³⁾HIS ⁽³⁴⁾BEDROOM

{K} ⁽¹⁾IT ⁽²⁾REALLY ⁽³⁾MAKES ⁽⁴⁾ME ⁽⁵⁾MAD ⁽⁶⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁷⁾MY ⁽⁸⁾WHOLE ⁽⁹⁾GOAL ⁽¹⁰⁾THIS ⁽¹¹⁾SUMMER ⁽¹²⁾WAS ⁽¹³⁾TO ⁽¹⁴⁾SAVE ⁽¹⁵⁾UP ⁽¹⁶⁾FOR ⁽¹⁷⁾A ⁽¹⁸⁾TV ⁽¹⁹⁾SO ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾DIDNT ⁽²²⁾HAVE ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾HANG ⁽²⁵⁾OUT ⁽²⁶⁾WITH ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾REST ⁽²⁹⁾OF ⁽³⁰⁾MY ⁽³¹⁾FAMILY ⁽³²⁾AND ⁽³³⁾WATCH ⁽³⁴⁾WHAT ⁽³⁵⁾THEY ⁽³⁶⁾WANT ⁽³⁷⁾TO ⁽³⁸⁾WATCH ⁽³⁹⁾ALL ⁽⁴⁰⁾THE ⁽⁴¹⁾TIME

{L} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾SPENT ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾WHOLE ⁽⁶⁾SUMMER ⁽⁷⁾TAKING ⁽⁸⁾CARE ⁽⁹⁾OF ⁽¹⁰⁾MR ⁽¹¹⁾AND ⁽¹²⁾MRS ⁽¹³⁾ROSES ⁽¹⁴⁾DOG ⁽¹⁵⁾WHILE ⁽¹⁶⁾THEY ⁽¹⁷⁾WERE ⁽¹⁸⁾ON ⁽¹⁹⁾A ⁽²⁰⁾TRIP

{M} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾DEAL ⁽³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁾THAT ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾HAD ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾GO ⁽⁹⁾OVER ⁽¹⁰⁾TO ⁽¹¹⁾THEIR ⁽¹²⁾HOUSE ⁽¹³⁾TWICE ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾DAY ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾TAKE ⁽¹⁸⁾THEIR ⁽¹⁹⁾DOG ⁽²⁰⁾STEVIE ⁽²¹⁾OUT ⁽²²⁾AND ⁽²³⁾I ⁽²⁴⁾WAS ⁽²⁵⁾SUPPOSED ⁽²⁶⁾TO ⁽²⁷⁾GET ⁽²⁸⁾THREE ⁽²⁹⁾BUCKS ⁽³⁰⁾A ⁽³¹⁾DAY ⁽³²⁾FOR ⁽³³⁾DOING ⁽³⁴⁾IT

{N} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾BIG ⁽³⁾PROBLEM ⁽⁴⁾WITH ⁽⁵⁾STEVIE ⁽⁶⁾IS ⁽⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾GUESS ⁽¹⁰⁾HE ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾TOTALLY ⁽¹³⁾SHY ⁽¹⁴⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁵⁾IT ⁽¹⁶⁾COMES ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾GOING ⁽¹⁹⁾TO ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾BATHROOM ⁽²²⁾IN ⁽²³⁾FRONT ⁽²⁴⁾OF ⁽²⁵⁾STRANGERS ⁽²⁶⁾SO ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾WASTED ⁽²⁹⁾A ⁽³⁰⁾WHOLE ⁽³¹⁾LOT ⁽³²⁾OF ⁽³³⁾MY ⁽³⁴⁾SUMMER ⁽³⁵⁾STANDING ⁽³⁶⁾THERE ⁽³⁷⁾WAITING ⁽³⁸⁾FOR ⁽³⁹⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁰⁾STUPID ⁽⁴¹⁾DOG ⁽⁴²⁾TO ⁽⁴³⁾HURRY ⁽⁴⁴⁾UP ⁽⁴⁵⁾AND ⁽⁴⁶⁾GO

{O} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾ID ⁽³⁾WAIT ⁽⁴⁾AND ⁽⁵⁾WAIT ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾NOTHING ⁽⁸⁾WOULD ⁽⁹⁾HAPPEN ⁽¹⁰⁾SO ⁽¹¹⁾ID ⁽¹²⁾JUST ⁽¹³⁾GO ⁽¹⁴⁾HOME ⁽¹⁵⁾BUT ⁽¹⁶⁾EVERY ⁽¹⁷⁾TIME ⁽¹⁸⁾I ⁽¹⁹⁾CAME ⁽²⁰⁾BACK ⁽²¹⁾TO ⁽²²⁾THE ⁽²³⁾HOUSE ⁽²⁴⁾LATER ⁽²⁵⁾ON ⁽²⁶⁾STEVIE ⁽²⁷⁾HAD ⁽²⁸⁾MADE ⁽²⁹⁾A ⁽³⁰⁾MESS ⁽³¹⁾IN ⁽³²⁾THE ⁽³³⁾KITCHEN ⁽³⁴⁾I ⁽³⁵⁾FINALLY ⁽³⁶⁾FIGURED ⁽³⁷⁾OUT ⁽³⁸⁾STEVIE ⁽³⁹⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁰⁾JUST ⁽⁴¹⁾HOLDING ⁽⁴²⁾IT ⁽⁴³⁾UNTIL ⁽⁴⁴⁾THE ⁽⁴⁵⁾COAST ⁽⁴⁶⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁷⁾CLEAR

{A} ⁽¹⁾IN ⁽²⁾FACT ⁽³⁾ONE ⁽⁴⁾DAY ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾TRIED ⁽⁷⁾AN ⁽⁸⁾EXPERIMENT ⁽⁹⁾WHERE ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾LEFT ⁽¹²⁾AND ⁽¹³⁾THEN ⁽¹⁴⁾CAME ⁽¹⁵⁾BACK ⁽¹⁶⁾FIVE ⁽¹⁷⁾MINUTES ⁽¹⁸⁾LATER ⁽¹⁹⁾AND ⁽²⁰⁾SURE ⁽²¹⁾ENOUGH ⁽²²⁾STEVIE ⁽²³⁾HAD ⁽²⁴⁾POOPED ⁽²⁵⁾RIGHT ⁽²⁶⁾ON ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾KITCHEN ⁽²⁹⁾FLOOR

{B} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾ITS ⁽³⁾NOT ⁽⁴⁾LIKE ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾DIDNT ⁽⁷⁾GIVE ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾DOG ⁽¹⁰⁾A ⁽¹¹⁾CHANCE ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾GO ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾ROSES ⁽¹⁶⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁷⁾SATELLITE ⁽¹⁸⁾TV ⁽¹⁹⁾AND ⁽²⁰⁾TONS ⁽²¹⁾OF ⁽²²⁾JUNK ⁽²³⁾FOOD ⁽²⁴⁾SO ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾BASICALLY ⁽²⁷⁾SPENT ⁽²⁸⁾THREE ⁽²⁹⁾HOURS ⁽³⁰⁾A ⁽³¹⁾DAY ⁽³²⁾ON ⁽³³⁾MR ⁽³⁴⁾ROSES ⁽³⁵⁾LAZBOY ⁽³⁶⁾WITH ⁽³⁷⁾THE ⁽³⁸⁾AIR ⁽³⁹⁾CONDITIONER ⁽⁴⁰⁾ON ⁽⁴¹⁾FULL ⁽⁴²⁾BLAST

{C} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾THIS ⁽³⁾ONE ⁽⁴⁾DAY ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾FINALLY ⁽⁷⁾FIGURED ⁽⁸⁾OUT ⁽⁹⁾IT ⁽¹⁰⁾WAS ⁽¹¹⁾A ⁽¹²⁾BIG ⁽¹³⁾HASSLE ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾CLEAN ⁽¹⁶⁾UP ⁽¹⁷⁾THIS ⁽¹⁸⁾DOGS ⁽¹⁹⁾MESS ⁽²⁰⁾EVERY ⁽²¹⁾SINGLE ⁽²²⁾DAY ⁽²³⁾SO ⁽²⁴⁾I ⁽²⁵⁾DECIDED ⁽²⁶⁾TO ⁽²⁷⁾JUST ⁽²⁸⁾SAVE ⁽²⁹⁾MYSELF ⁽³⁰⁾SOME ⁽³¹⁾TIME ⁽³²⁾AND ⁽³³⁾CLEAN ⁽³⁴⁾IT ⁽³⁵⁾UP ⁽³⁶⁾ALL ⁽³⁷⁾AT ⁽³⁸⁾ONCE

{D} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾LET ⁽³⁾THINGS ⁽⁴⁾GO ⁽⁵⁾FOR ⁽⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽⁷⁾A ⁽⁸⁾WEEK ⁽⁹⁾THEN ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾NIGHT ⁽¹²⁾BEFORE ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾ROSES ⁽¹⁵⁾WERE ⁽¹⁶⁾SUPPOSED ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾GET ⁽¹⁹⁾BACK ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾HEADED ⁽²²⁾UP ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾HILL ⁽²⁵⁾WITH ⁽²⁶⁾ALL ⁽²⁷⁾MY ⁽²⁸⁾CLEANING ⁽²⁹⁾STUFF

{E} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾WOULDNT ⁽³⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁾KNOW ⁽⁵⁾IT ⁽⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁾ROSES ⁽⁸⁾CAME ⁽⁹⁾HOME ⁽¹⁰⁾A ⁽¹¹⁾DAY ⁽¹²⁾EARLY

{F} ⁽¹⁾TO ⁽²⁾MAKE ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾LONG ⁽⁵⁾STORY ⁽⁶⁾SHORT ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾DIDNT ⁽⁹⁾GET ⁽¹⁰⁾PAID ⁽¹¹⁾A ⁽¹²⁾SINGLE ⁽¹³⁾CENT ⁽¹⁴⁾NOT ⁽¹⁵⁾EVEN ⁽¹⁶⁾FOR ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾DAYS ⁽¹⁹⁾I ⁽²⁰⁾DID ⁽²¹⁾MY ⁽²²⁾JOB ⁽²³⁾LIKE ⁽²⁴⁾I ⁽²⁵⁾WAS ⁽²⁶⁾SUPPOSED ⁽²⁷⁾TO ⁽²⁸⁾SO ⁽²⁹⁾HEARING ⁽³⁰⁾ALBERT ⁽³¹⁾SANDY ⁽³²⁾BRAGGING ⁽³³⁾ABOUT ⁽³⁴⁾HIS ⁽³⁵⁾TV ⁽³⁶⁾JUST ⁽³⁷⁾REMINDED ⁽³⁸⁾ME ⁽³⁹⁾HOW ⁽⁴⁰⁾I ⁽⁴¹⁾GOT ⁽⁴²⁾STIFFED ⁽⁴³⁾AND ⁽⁴⁴⁾PUT ⁽⁴⁵⁾ME ⁽⁴⁶⁾IN ⁽⁴⁷⁾A ⁽⁴⁸⁾BAD ⁽⁴⁹⁾MOOD ⁽⁵⁰⁾FOR ⁽⁵¹⁾THE ⁽⁵²⁾REST ⁽⁵³⁾OF ⁽⁵⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁵⁾DAY

{G} ⁽¹⁾YOU ⁽²⁾KNOW ⁽³⁾HOW ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾SAID ⁽⁶⁾MOM ⁽⁷⁾IS ⁽⁸⁾ALWAYS ⁽⁹⁾TAKING ⁽¹⁰⁾MANNYS ⁽¹¹⁾SIDE ⁽¹²⁾WELL ⁽¹³⁾TODAY ⁽¹⁴⁾WAS ⁽¹⁵⁾SOME ⁽¹⁶⁾MORE ⁽¹⁷⁾PROOF ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾THAT

{H} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾MADE ⁽³⁾MANNY ⁽⁴⁾HIS ⁽⁵⁾CEREAL ⁽⁶⁾LIKE ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾ALWAYS ⁽⁹⁾DO ⁽¹⁰⁾BUT ⁽¹¹⁾THIS ⁽¹²⁾TIME ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾ACCIDENTALLY ⁽¹⁵⁾POURED ⁽¹⁶⁾THE ⁽¹⁷⁾MILK ⁽¹⁸⁾IN ⁽¹⁹⁾BEFORE ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾CEREAL ⁽²²⁾AND ⁽²³⁾WHEN ⁽²⁴⁾I ⁽²⁵⁾POURED ⁽²⁶⁾THE ⁽²⁷⁾CEREAL ⁽²⁸⁾IN ⁽²⁹⁾ON ⁽³⁰⁾TOP ⁽³¹⁾OF ⁽³²⁾THAT ⁽³³⁾MANNY ⁽³⁴⁾JUST ⁽³⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽³⁶⁾LOST ⁽³⁷⁾HIS ⁽³⁸⁾MIND ⁽³⁹⁾HE ⁽⁴⁰⁾MADE ⁽⁴¹⁾A ⁽⁴²⁾HUGE ⁽⁴³⁾RACKET ⁽⁴⁴⁾CRYING ⁽⁴⁵⁾AND ⁽⁴⁶⁾HOLLERING ⁽⁴⁷⁾AND ⁽⁴⁸⁾ALL ⁽⁴⁹⁾THAT ⁽⁵⁰⁾AND ⁽⁵¹⁾MOM ⁽⁵²⁾CAME ⁽⁵³⁾DOWN ⁽⁵⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁵⁾SEE ⁽⁵⁶⁾WHAT ⁽⁵⁷⁾WAS ⁽⁵⁸⁾GOING ⁽⁵⁹⁾ON ⁽⁶⁰⁾SO ⁽⁶¹⁾I ⁽⁶²⁾TOLD ⁽⁶³⁾HER ⁽⁶⁴⁾WHAT ⁽⁶⁵⁾HAPPENED ⁽⁶⁶⁾AND ⁽⁶⁷⁾I ⁽⁶⁸⁾FIGURED ⁽⁶⁹⁾SHE ⁽⁷⁰⁾WOULD ⁽⁷¹⁾JUST ⁽⁷²⁾TELL ⁽⁷³⁾MANNY ⁽⁷⁴⁾TO ⁽⁷⁵⁾PIPE ⁽⁷⁶⁾DOWN ⁽⁷⁷⁾AND ⁽⁷⁸⁾EAT ⁽⁷⁹⁾HIS ⁽⁸⁰⁾STUPID ⁽⁸¹⁾CEREAL

{I} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾INSTEAD ⁽³⁾SHE ⁽⁴⁾SAYS ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾WOULDNT ⁽⁷⁾EAT ⁽⁸⁾IT ⁽⁹⁾EITHER ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾THEN ⁽¹²⁾SHE ⁽¹³⁾GIVES ⁽¹⁴⁾MANNY ⁽¹⁵⁾A ⁽¹⁶⁾BIG ⁽¹⁷⁾HUG ⁽¹⁸⁾AND ⁽¹⁹⁾MAKES ⁽²⁰⁾ME ⁽²¹⁾POUR ⁽²²⁾HIM ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾NEW ⁽²⁵⁾BOWL ⁽²⁶⁾OF ⁽²⁷⁾CEREAL ⁽²⁸⁾THIS ⁽²⁹⁾TIME ⁽³⁰⁾IN ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾RIGHT ⁽³³⁾ORDER

{J} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾GUESS ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾SHOULDVE ⁽⁵⁾EXPECTED ⁽⁶⁾IT ⁽⁷⁾A ⁽⁸⁾COUPLE ⁽⁹⁾WEEKS ⁽¹⁰⁾AGO ⁽¹¹⁾WHEN ⁽¹²⁾MANNY ⁽¹³⁾WAS ⁽¹⁴⁾AT ⁽¹⁵⁾DAYCARE ⁽¹⁶⁾HE ⁽¹⁷⁾OPENED ⁽¹⁸⁾UP ⁽¹⁹⁾HIS ⁽²⁰⁾LUNCHBOX ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾WHEN ⁽²³⁾HE ⁽²⁴⁾TOOK ⁽²⁵⁾OUT ⁽²⁶⁾HIS ⁽²⁷⁾SANDWHICH ⁽²⁸⁾HE ⁽²⁹⁾HAD ⁽³⁰⁾A ⁽³¹⁾FIT ⁽³²⁾BECAUSE ⁽³³⁾IT ⁽³⁴⁾WAS ⁽³⁵⁾CUT ⁽³⁶⁾IN ⁽³⁷⁾TWO ⁽³⁸⁾HALVES ⁽³⁹⁾NOT ⁽⁴⁰⁾FOUR ⁽⁴¹⁾SQUARES ⁽⁴²⁾LIKE ⁽⁴³⁾HE ⁽⁴⁴⁾USUALLY ⁽⁴⁵⁾GETS ⁽⁴⁶⁾IT ⁽⁴⁷⁾SO ⁽⁴⁸⁾THE ⁽⁴⁹⁾DAYCARE ⁽⁵⁰⁾PEOPLE ⁽⁵¹⁾HAD ⁽⁵²⁾TO ⁽⁵³⁾CALL ⁽⁵⁴⁾MOM ⁽⁵⁵⁾UP ⁽⁵⁶⁾AT ⁽⁵⁷⁾WORK ⁽⁵⁸⁾TO ⁽⁵⁹⁾GET ⁽⁶⁰⁾HER ⁽⁶¹⁾TO ⁽⁶²⁾COME ⁽⁶³⁾OVER ⁽⁶⁴⁾SO ⁽⁶⁵⁾MANNY ⁽⁶⁶⁾WOULD ⁽⁶⁷⁾CALM ⁽⁶⁸⁾DOWN

{K} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾GOT ⁽⁴⁾TOTALLY ⁽⁵⁾DISSED ⁽⁶⁾BY ⁽⁷⁾CHRISTINE ⁽⁸⁾COOLIDGE ⁽⁹⁾I ⁽¹⁰⁾ASKED ⁽¹¹⁾HER ⁽¹²⁾IF ⁽¹³⁾SHE ⁽¹⁴⁾WOULD ⁽¹⁵⁾BE ⁽¹⁶⁾MY ⁽¹⁷⁾LAB ⁽¹⁸⁾PARTNER ⁽¹⁹⁾FOR ⁽²⁰⁾SCIENCE ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾SHE ⁽²³⁾TOLD ⁽²⁴⁾ME ⁽²⁵⁾SHE ⁽²⁶⁾ALREADY ⁽²⁷⁾HAD ⁽²⁸⁾A ⁽²⁹⁾PARTNER

{L} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾THEN ⁽³⁾LATER ⁽⁴⁾ON ⁽⁵⁾IN ⁽⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁾CLASS ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾SAW ⁽¹⁰⁾HER ⁽¹¹⁾WALK ⁽¹²⁾UP ⁽¹³⁾TO ⁽¹⁴⁾BRYCE ⁽¹⁵⁾ANDERSON ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾ASK ⁽¹⁸⁾HIM ⁽¹⁹⁾IF ⁽²⁰⁾HE ⁽²¹⁾WOULD ⁽²²⁾BE ⁽²³⁾HER ⁽²⁴⁾LAB ⁽²⁵⁾PARTNER ⁽²⁶⁾IM ⁽²⁷⁾NOT ⁽²⁸⁾SURPRISED ⁽²⁹⁾SHE ⁽³⁰⁾WENT ⁽³¹⁾AFTER ⁽³²⁾BRYCE ⁽³³⁾BECAUSE ⁽³⁴⁾HE ⁽³⁵⁾IS ⁽³⁶⁾THE ⁽³⁷⁾MOST ⁽³⁸⁾POPULAR ⁽³⁹⁾KID ⁽⁴⁰⁾IN ⁽⁴¹⁾OUR ⁽⁴²⁾GRADE ⁽⁴³⁾FOR ⁽⁴⁴⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁴⁵⁾LIKE ⁽⁴⁶⁾THREE ⁽⁴⁷⁾YEARS ⁽⁴⁸⁾RUNNING ⁽⁴⁹⁾BUT ⁽⁵⁰⁾SHE ⁽⁵¹⁾DIDNT ⁽⁵²⁾HAVE ⁽⁵³⁾TO ⁽⁵⁴⁾GO ⁽⁵⁵⁾AND ⁽⁵⁶⁾LIE ⁽⁵⁷⁾ABOUT ⁽⁵⁸⁾IT ⁽⁵⁹⁾EITHER

{A} ⁽¹⁾IT ⁽²⁾USED ⁽³⁾TO ⁽⁴⁾BE ⁽⁵⁾A ⁽⁶⁾LOT ⁽⁷⁾MORE ⁽⁸⁾SIMPLE ⁽⁹⁾WITH ⁽¹⁰⁾GIRLS ⁽¹¹⁾WAY ⁽¹²⁾BACK ⁽¹³⁾IN ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾THIRD ⁽¹⁶⁾GRADE ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾DEAL ⁽¹⁹⁾WAS ⁽²⁰⁾IF ⁽²¹⁾YOU ⁽²²⁾WERE ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾FASTEST ⁽²⁵⁾RUNNER ⁽²⁶⁾IN ⁽²⁷⁾YOUR ⁽²⁸⁾GRADE ⁽²⁹⁾YOU ⁽³⁰⁾WERE ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾KING ⁽³³⁾AND ⁽³⁴⁾IN ⁽³⁵⁾MY ⁽³⁶⁾GRADE ⁽³⁷⁾THAT ⁽³⁸⁾WAS ⁽³⁹⁾RONNIE ⁽⁴⁰⁾JONES

{B} ⁽¹⁾NOWADAYS ⁽²⁾ITS ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾LOT ⁽⁵⁾MORE ⁽⁶⁾COMPLICATED ⁽⁷⁾AND ⁽⁸⁾IM ⁽⁹⁾SURE ⁽¹⁰⁾KIDS ⁽¹¹⁾LIKE ⁽¹²⁾RONNIE ⁽¹³⁾JONES ⁽¹⁴⁾ARE ⁽¹⁵⁾SITTING ⁽¹⁶⁾AROUND ⁽¹⁷⁾SCRATCHING ⁽¹⁸⁾THEIR ⁽¹⁹⁾HEADS ⁽²⁰⁾WONDERING ⁽²¹⁾WHAT ⁽²²⁾HAPPENED

{C} ⁽¹⁾NOT ⁽²⁾ONLY ⁽³⁾DOES ⁽⁴⁾BRYCE ⁽⁵⁾ANDERSON ⁽⁶⁾GET ⁽⁷⁾ALL ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾GIRLS ⁽¹⁰⁾BUT ⁽¹¹⁾HE ⁽¹²⁾ALSO ⁽¹³⁾HAS ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾BIG ⁽¹⁶⁾GROUP ⁽¹⁷⁾OF ⁽¹⁸⁾CRONIES ⁽¹⁹⁾THAT ⁽²⁰⁾FOLLOWS ⁽²¹⁾HIM ⁽²²⁾AROUND ⁽²³⁾AND ⁽²⁴⁾BASICALLY ⁽²⁵⁾WORSHIPS ⁽²⁶⁾EVERY ⁽²⁷⁾WORD ⁽²⁸⁾THAT ⁽²⁹⁾COMES ⁽³⁰⁾OUT ⁽³¹⁾OF ⁽³²⁾HIS ⁽³³⁾MOUTH

{D} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾THING ⁽³⁾THAT ⁽⁴⁾REALLY ⁽⁵⁾STINKS ⁽⁶⁾IS ⁽⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁰⁾ALWAYS ⁽¹¹⁾BEEN ⁽¹²⁾INTO ⁽¹³⁾GIRLS ⁽¹⁴⁾BUT ⁽¹⁵⁾KIDS ⁽¹⁶⁾LIKE ⁽¹⁷⁾BRYCE ⁽¹⁸⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁹⁾ONLY ⁽²⁰⁾COME ⁽²¹⁾AROUND ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾LIKING ⁽²⁴⁾GIRLS ⁽²⁵⁾IN ⁽²⁶⁾THE ⁽²⁷⁾PAST ⁽²⁸⁾COUPLE ⁽²⁹⁾OF ⁽³⁰⁾YEARS ⁽³¹⁾I ⁽³²⁾REMEMBER ⁽³³⁾HOW ⁽³⁴⁾BRYCE ⁽³⁵⁾USED ⁽³⁶⁾TO ⁽³⁷⁾BE ⁽³⁸⁾BACK ⁽³⁹⁾IN ⁽⁴⁰⁾FOURTH ⁽⁴¹⁾AND ⁽⁴²⁾FIFTH ⁽⁴³⁾GRADE

{E} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾OF ⁽³⁾COURSE ⁽⁴⁾NOW ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾DONT ⁽⁷⁾GET ⁽⁸⁾ANY ⁽⁹⁾CREDIT ⁽¹⁰⁾FROM ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾GIRLS ⁽¹³⁾FOR ⁽¹⁴⁾STICKING ⁽¹⁵⁾WITH ⁽¹⁶⁾THEM ⁽¹⁷⁾FOR ⁽¹⁸⁾ALL ⁽¹⁹⁾THIS ⁽²⁰⁾TIME

{F} ⁽¹⁾LIKE ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾SAID ⁽⁴⁾BRYCE ⁽⁵⁾IS ⁽⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁾MOST ⁽⁸⁾POPULAR ⁽⁹⁾KID ⁽¹⁰⁾IN ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾SEVENTH ⁽¹³⁾GRADE ⁽¹⁴⁾SO ⁽¹⁵⁾THAT ⁽¹⁶⁾LEAVES ⁽¹⁷⁾ALL ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾REST ⁽²⁰⁾OF ⁽²¹⁾US ⁽²²⁾SCRAMBLING ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾MOVE ⁽²⁵⁾UP ⁽²⁶⁾THE ⁽²⁷⁾LADDER

{G} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾BEST ⁽³⁾WAY ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾FIGURE ⁽⁶⁾OUT ⁽⁷⁾HOW ⁽⁸⁾POPULAR ⁽⁹⁾YOU ⁽¹⁰⁾ARE ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾GET ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾HOLD ⁽¹⁶⁾OF ⁽¹⁷⁾ONE ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾SLAM ⁽²¹⁾BOOKS ⁽²²⁾THAT ⁽²³⁾GETS ⁽²⁴⁾PASSED ⁽²⁵⁾AROUND ⁽²⁶⁾BASICALLY ⁽²⁷⁾THEYRE ⁽²⁸⁾NOTEBOOKS ⁽²⁹⁾WHERE ⁽³⁰⁾PEOPLE ⁽³¹⁾PUT ⁽³²⁾RANKINGS ⁽³³⁾DOWN ⁽³⁴⁾FOR ⁽³⁵⁾MOST ⁽³⁶⁾POPULAR ⁽³⁷⁾BOY ⁽³⁸⁾MOST ⁽³⁹⁾POPULAR ⁽⁴⁰⁾GIRL ⁽⁴¹⁾BEST ⁽⁴²⁾HAIR ⁽⁴³⁾CUTEST ⁽⁴⁴⁾BUTT ⁽⁴⁵⁾AND ⁽⁴⁶⁾ALL ⁽⁴⁷⁾OF ⁽⁴⁸⁾THAT

{H} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾PROBLEM ⁽³⁾WITH ⁽⁴⁾THESE ⁽⁵⁾BOOKS ⁽⁶⁾THOUGH ⁽⁷⁾IS ⁽⁸⁾THAT ⁽⁹⁾THEYRE ⁽¹⁰⁾IN ⁽¹¹⁾REGULAR ⁽¹²⁾NOTEBOOKS ⁽¹³⁾WHICH ⁽¹⁴⁾ONLY ⁽¹⁵⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁶⁾24 ⁽¹⁷⁾LINES ⁽¹⁸⁾ON ⁽¹⁹⁾EACH ⁽²⁰⁾PAGE ⁽²¹⁾SO ⁽²²⁾PEOPLE ⁽²³⁾LIKE ⁽²⁴⁾ME ⁽²⁵⁾WHO ⁽²⁶⁾DONT ⁽²⁷⁾MAKE ⁽²⁸⁾THE ⁽²⁹⁾TOP ⁽³⁰⁾24 ⁽³¹⁾HAVE ⁽³²⁾TO ⁽³³⁾GUESS ⁽³⁴⁾WHERE ⁽³⁵⁾THEY ⁽³⁶⁾RANK ⁽³⁷⁾THE ⁽³⁸⁾BEST ⁽³⁹⁾I ⁽⁴⁰⁾CAN ⁽⁴¹⁾FIGURE ⁽⁴²⁾RIGHT ⁽⁴³⁾NOW ⁽⁴⁴⁾IS ⁽⁴⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁴⁶⁾IM ⁽⁴⁷⁾SOMEWHERE ⁽⁴⁸⁾AROUND ⁽⁴⁹⁾32ND ⁽⁵⁰⁾OR ⁽⁵¹⁾33RD ⁽⁵²⁾MOST ⁽⁵³⁾POPULAR ⁽⁵⁴⁾BUT ⁽⁵⁵⁾I ⁽⁵⁶⁾THINK ⁽⁵⁷⁾IM ⁽⁵⁸⁾ABOUT ⁽⁵⁹⁾TO ⁽⁶⁰⁾MOVE ⁽⁶¹⁾UP ⁽⁶²⁾A ⁽⁶³⁾RANK ⁽⁶⁴⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁶⁵⁾CHARLIE ⁽⁶⁶⁾DAVIES ⁽⁶⁷⁾WHO ⁽⁶⁸⁾IS ⁽⁶⁹⁾A ⁽⁷⁰⁾REALLY ⁽⁷¹⁾NICE ⁽⁷²⁾KID ⁽⁷³⁾GETS ⁽⁷⁴⁾HIS ⁽⁷⁵⁾BRACES ⁽⁷⁶⁾ON ⁽⁷⁷⁾TUESDAY

{I} ⁽¹⁾WHAT ⁽²⁾SOMEONE ⁽³⁾NEEDS ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾DO ⁽⁶⁾IS ⁽⁷⁾START ⁽⁸⁾UP ⁽⁹⁾A ⁽¹⁰⁾SLAM ⁽¹¹⁾BOOK ⁽¹²⁾WITH ⁽¹³⁾ONE ⁽¹⁴⁾OF ⁽¹⁵⁾THOSE ⁽¹⁶⁾YELLOW ⁽¹⁷⁾LEGAL ⁽¹⁸⁾PADS ⁽¹⁹⁾OF ⁽²⁰⁾PAPER ⁽²¹⁾BECAUSE ⁽²²⁾THEY ⁽²³⁾HAVE ⁽²⁴⁾SOMETHING ⁽²⁵⁾LIKE ⁽²⁶⁾32 ⁽²⁷⁾LINES ⁽²⁸⁾IN ⁽²⁹⁾THEM ⁽³⁰⁾SO ⁽³¹⁾AT ⁽³²⁾LEAST ⁽³³⁾KIDS ⁽³⁴⁾LIKE ⁽³⁵⁾ME ⁽³⁶⁾COULD ⁽³⁷⁾GET ⁽³⁸⁾A ⁽³⁹⁾BETTER ⁽⁴⁰⁾PICTURE ⁽⁴¹⁾OF ⁽⁴²⁾WHERE ⁽⁴³⁾THEY ⁽⁴⁴⁾STAND ⁽⁴⁵⁾BUT ⁽⁴⁶⁾THE ⁽⁴⁷⁾PROBLEM ⁽⁴⁸⁾IS ⁽⁴⁹⁾THAT ⁽⁵⁰⁾IT ⁽⁵¹⁾TAKES ⁽⁵²⁾A ⁽⁵³⁾POPULAR ⁽⁵⁴⁾KID ⁽⁵⁵⁾TO ⁽⁵⁶⁾START ⁽⁵⁷⁾A ⁽⁵⁸⁾SLAM ⁽⁵⁹⁾BOOK ⁽⁶⁰⁾AND ⁽⁶¹⁾IM ⁽⁶²⁾SURE ⁽⁶³⁾IF ⁽⁶⁴⁾I ⁽⁶⁵⁾STARTED ⁽⁶⁶⁾ONE ⁽⁶⁷⁾IT ⁽⁶⁸⁾WOULD ⁽⁶⁹⁾GET ⁽⁷⁰⁾FILLED ⁽⁷¹⁾OUT ⁽⁷²⁾BY ⁽⁷³⁾ALL ⁽⁷⁴⁾NERDS

{J} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾GOT ⁽⁴⁾A ⁽⁵⁾HOLD ⁽⁶⁾OF ⁽⁷⁾A ⁽⁸⁾SLAM ⁽⁹⁾BOOK ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾WAS ⁽¹³⁾TRYING ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾EXPLAIN ⁽¹⁶⁾ALL ⁽¹⁷⁾THIS ⁽¹⁸⁾TO ⁽¹⁹⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁰⁾ON ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾BUS ⁽²³⁾RIDE ⁽²⁴⁾HOME ⁽²⁵⁾BUT ⁽²⁶⁾HONESTLY ⁽²⁷⁾SOMETIMES ⁽²⁸⁾WITH ⁽²⁹⁾HIM ⁽³⁰⁾I ⁽³¹⁾FEEL ⁽³²⁾LIKE ⁽³³⁾ITS ⁽³⁴⁾JUST ⁽³⁵⁾IN ⁽³⁶⁾ONE ⁽³⁷⁾EAR ⁽³⁸⁾AND ⁽³⁹⁾OUT ⁽⁴⁰⁾THE ⁽⁴¹⁾OTHER

{K} ⁽¹⁾TONIGHT ⁽²⁾DAD ⁽³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁾SHOWING ⁽⁵⁾ME ⁽⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁾NEWEST ⁽⁸⁾STUFF ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾ADDED ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾HIS ⁽¹³⁾CIVIL ⁽¹⁴⁾WAR ⁽¹⁵⁾DIORAMA ⁽¹⁶⁾IN ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾BASEMENT ⁽¹⁹⁾AND ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾GOT ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾ADMIT ⁽²⁴⁾ITS ⁽²⁵⁾PRETTY ⁽²⁶⁾COOL

{L} ⁽¹⁾DADS ⁽²⁾NOT ⁽³⁾LIKE ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾REGULAR ⁽⁶⁾KINDS ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾DADS ⁽⁹⁾YOU ⁽¹⁰⁾SEE ⁽¹¹⁾ON ⁽¹²⁾TV ⁽¹³⁾SITTING ⁽¹⁴⁾AROUND ⁽¹⁵⁾WATCHING ⁽¹⁶⁾FOOTBALL ⁽¹⁷⁾AND ⁽¹⁸⁾DRINKING ⁽¹⁹⁾BEER ⁽²⁰⁾AND ⁽²¹⁾ALL ⁽²²⁾OF ⁽²³⁾THAT

{A} ⁽¹⁾ANY ⁽²⁾FREE ⁽³⁾SECOND ⁽⁴⁾HE ⁽⁵⁾GETS ⁽⁶⁾YOU ⁽⁷⁾CAN ⁽⁸⁾BE ⁽⁹⁾SURE ⁽¹⁰⁾HES ⁽¹¹⁾DOWN ⁽¹²⁾IN ⁽¹³⁾HIS ⁽¹⁴⁾WORKROOM ⁽¹⁵⁾PAINTING ⁽¹⁶⁾HIS ⁽¹⁷⁾LITTLE ⁽¹⁸⁾SOLDIERS ⁽¹⁹⁾OR ⁽²⁰⁾MOVING ⁽²¹⁾STUFF ⁽²²⁾AROUND ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾BATTLEFIELD ⁽²⁵⁾TRYING ⁽²⁶⁾TO ⁽²⁷⁾MAKE ⁽²⁸⁾IT ⁽²⁹⁾AS ⁽³⁰⁾ACCURATE ⁽³¹⁾AS ⁽³²⁾POSSIBLE

{B} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾WOULD ⁽³⁾BE ⁽⁴⁾HAPPY ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾SPEND ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾WHOLE ⁽⁹⁾WEEKEND ⁽¹⁰⁾WORKING ⁽¹¹⁾ON ⁽¹²⁾HIS ⁽¹³⁾DIORAMA ⁽¹⁴⁾BUT ⁽¹⁵⁾MOM ⁽¹⁶⁾USUALLY ⁽¹⁷⁾HAS ⁽¹⁸⁾OTHER ⁽¹⁹⁾IDEAS ⁽²⁰⁾MOM ⁽²¹⁾LIKES ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾RENT ⁽²⁴⁾THESE ⁽²⁵⁾ROMANTIC ⁽²⁶⁾COMEDIES ⁽²⁷⁾AND ⁽²⁸⁾DAD ⁽²⁹⁾HAS ⁽³⁰⁾TO ⁽³¹⁾WATCH ⁽³²⁾THEM ⁽³³⁾WITH ⁽³⁴⁾HER ⁽³⁵⁾WHETHER ⁽³⁶⁾HE ⁽³⁷⁾WANTS ⁽³⁸⁾TO ⁽³⁹⁾OR ⁽⁴⁰⁾NOT

{C} ⁽¹⁾A ⁽²⁾COUPLE ⁽³⁾WEEKS ⁽⁴⁾AGO ⁽⁵⁾WHEN ⁽⁶⁾MOM ⁽⁷⁾RENTED ⁽⁸⁾ONE ⁽⁹⁾OF ⁽¹⁰⁾THESE ⁽¹¹⁾MOVIES ⁽¹²⁾DAD ⁽¹³⁾TRIED ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾GET ⁽¹⁶⁾CLEVER ⁽¹⁷⁾AND ⁽¹⁸⁾FAKE ⁽¹⁹⁾OUT ⁽²⁰⁾MOM ⁽²¹⁾WHEN ⁽²²⁾SHE ⁽²³⁾GOT ⁽²⁴⁾UP ⁽²⁵⁾TO ⁽²⁶⁾GO ⁽²⁷⁾TO ⁽²⁸⁾THE ⁽²⁹⁾BATHROOM ⁽³⁰⁾DAD ⁽³¹⁾STUFFED ⁽³²⁾A ⁽³³⁾BUNCH ⁽³⁴⁾OF ⁽³⁵⁾PILLOWS ⁽³⁶⁾UNDER ⁽³⁷⁾THE ⁽³⁸⁾BLANKETS ⁽³⁹⁾TO ⁽⁴⁰⁾MAKE ⁽⁴¹⁾IT ⁽⁴²⁾SEEM ⁽⁴³⁾LIKE ⁽⁴⁴⁾HE ⁽⁴⁵⁾HAD ⁽⁴⁶⁾FALLEN ⁽⁴⁷⁾ASLEEP

{D} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾MOM ⁽³⁾WATCHED ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾REST ⁽⁶⁾OF ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾MOVIE ⁽⁹⁾AND ⁽¹⁰⁾DIDNT ⁽¹¹⁾CATCH ⁽¹²⁾ON ⁽¹³⁾THAT ⁽¹⁴⁾DAD ⁽¹⁵⁾HAD ⁽¹⁶⁾MADE ⁽¹⁷⁾A ⁽¹⁸⁾DECOY ⁽¹⁹⁾UNTIL ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾MOVIE ⁽²²⁾WAS ⁽²³⁾OVER

{E} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾IN ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾DOG ⁽⁶⁾HOUSE ⁽⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁸⁾A ⁽⁹⁾LONG ⁽¹⁰⁾TIME ⁽¹¹⁾AFTER ⁽¹²⁾THAT ⁽¹³⁾ONE

{F} ⁽¹⁾ANOTHER ⁽²⁾THING ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾SHOULD ⁽⁵⁾MENTION ⁽⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽⁷⁾DADS ⁽⁸⁾WORKROOM ⁽⁹⁾IS ⁽¹⁰⁾THAT ⁽¹¹⁾HE ⁽¹²⁾IS ⁽¹³⁾REAL ⁽¹⁴⁾PROTECTIVE ⁽¹⁵⁾OF ⁽¹⁶⁾IT ⁽¹⁷⁾HE ⁽¹⁸⁾KEEPS ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾DOOR ⁽²¹⁾BOLTED ⁽²²⁾SHUT ⁽²³⁾WITH ⁽²⁴⁾ONE ⁽²⁵⁾OF ⁽²⁶⁾THOSE ⁽²⁷⁾COMBINATION ⁽²⁸⁾LOCKS ⁽²⁹⁾SO ⁽³⁰⁾I ⁽³¹⁾HARDLY ⁽³²⁾EVER ⁽³³⁾EVEN ⁽³⁴⁾GET ⁽³⁵⁾TO ⁽³⁶⁾STEP ⁽³⁷⁾FOOT ⁽³⁸⁾IN ⁽³⁹⁾THERE

{G} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾DONT ⁽³⁾EVEN ⁽⁴⁾THINK ⁽⁵⁾MANNY ⁽⁶⁾KNOWS ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾DIORAMA ⁽⁹⁾EXISTS ⁽¹⁰⁾IVE ⁽¹¹⁾SEEN ⁽¹²⁾DAD ⁽¹³⁾SAY ⁽¹⁴⁾SOME ⁽¹⁵⁾THINGS ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾MANNY ⁽¹⁸⁾TO ⁽¹⁹⁾MAKE ⁽²⁰⁾SURE ⁽²¹⁾MANNY ⁽²²⁾KEEPS ⁽²³⁾CLEAR ⁽²⁴⁾OF ⁽²⁵⁾THAT ⁽²⁶⁾PART ⁽²⁷⁾OF ⁽²⁸⁾THE ⁽²⁹⁾BASEMENT

{H} ⁽¹⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁾CAME ⁽³⁾OVER ⁽⁴⁾TONIGHT ⁽⁵⁾AND ⁽⁶⁾DAD ⁽⁷⁾GETS ⁽⁸⁾REAL ⁽⁹⁾EDGY ⁽¹⁰⁾WHEN ⁽¹¹⁾ROWLEYS ⁽¹²⁾AROUND ⁽¹³⁾FOR ⁽¹⁴⁾SOME ⁽¹⁵⁾REASON ⁽¹⁶⁾DAD ⁽¹⁷⁾HAS ⁽¹⁸⁾IT ⁽¹⁹⁾IN ⁽²⁰⁾HIS ⁽²¹⁾HEAD ⁽²²⁾THAT ⁽²³⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁴⁾IS ⁽²⁵⁾A ⁽²⁶⁾KLUTZ ⁽²⁷⁾AND ⁽²⁸⁾THAT ⁽²⁹⁾HES ⁽³⁰⁾GOING ⁽³¹⁾TO ⁽³²⁾BREAK ⁽³³⁾SOMETHING ⁽³⁴⁾EVERY ⁽³⁵⁾TIME ⁽³⁶⁾HE ⁽³⁷⁾COMES ⁽³⁸⁾OVER

{I} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾TOLD ⁽³⁾ME ⁽⁴⁾ABOUT ⁽⁵⁾THIS ⁽⁶⁾NIGHTMARE ⁽⁷⁾HE ⁽⁸⁾ALWAYS ⁽⁹⁾HAS ⁽¹⁰⁾ABOUT ⁽¹¹⁾ROWLEY ⁽¹²⁾RUINING ⁽¹³⁾HIS ⁽¹⁴⁾BATTLEFIELD ⁽¹⁵⁾IN ⁽¹⁶⁾ONE ⁽¹⁷⁾KLUTZY ⁽¹⁸⁾MOVE

{J} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾EVERY ⁽³⁾TIME ⁽⁴⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁵⁾COMES ⁽⁶⁾OVER ⁽⁷⁾HE ⁽⁸⁾GETS ⁽⁹⁾THE ⁽¹⁰⁾SAME ⁽¹¹⁾GREETING ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾BASEMENT ⁽¹⁴⁾IS ⁽¹⁵⁾OFFLIMITS

{K} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾GOT ⁽⁴⁾OUT ⁽⁵⁾OF ⁽⁶⁾BED ⁽⁷⁾EARLY ⁽⁸⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁹⁾THE ⁽¹⁰⁾VACUUMING ⁽¹¹⁾THING ⁽¹²⁾WAS ⁽¹³⁾MORE ⁽¹⁴⁾THAN ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾COULD ⁽¹⁷⁾HANDLE ⁽¹⁸⁾I ⁽¹⁹⁾WATCHED ⁽²⁰⁾CARTOONS ⁽²¹⁾FOR ⁽²²⁾A ⁽²³⁾WHILE ⁽²⁴⁾BUT ⁽²⁵⁾THEN ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾REMEMBERED ⁽²⁸⁾THE ⁽²⁹⁾OTHER ⁽³⁰⁾REASON ⁽³¹⁾I ⁽³²⁾DONT ⁽³³⁾GET ⁽³⁴⁾UP ⁽³⁵⁾EARLY ⁽³⁶⁾ON ⁽³⁷⁾SATURDAYS ⁽³⁸⁾WITH ⁽³⁹⁾DAD ⁽⁴⁰⁾DOING ⁽⁴¹⁾HIS ⁽⁴²⁾CHORES ⁽⁴³⁾ALL ⁽⁴⁴⁾AROUND ⁽⁴⁵⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁶⁾IT ⁽⁴⁷⁾MAKES ⁽⁴⁸⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁹⁾FEEL ⁽⁵⁰⁾GUILTY ⁽⁵¹⁾AND ⁽⁵²⁾TAKES ⁽⁵³⁾ALL ⁽⁵⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁵⁾JOY ⁽⁵⁶⁾OUT ⁽⁵⁷⁾OF ⁽⁵⁸⁾JUST ⁽⁵⁹⁾LAYING ⁽⁶⁰⁾AROUND ⁽⁶¹⁾DOING ⁽⁶²⁾NOTHING

{L} ⁽¹⁾TONIGHT ⁽²⁾IM ⁽³⁾GOING ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾SPEND ⁽⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁾NIGHT ⁽⁸⁾AT ⁽⁹⁾ROWLEYS ⁽¹⁰⁾ITS ⁽¹¹⁾A ⁽¹²⁾PRETTY ⁽¹³⁾BIG ⁽¹⁴⁾DEAL ⁽¹⁵⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾HAVENT ⁽¹⁸⁾SPENT ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾NIGHT ⁽²¹⁾OVER ⁽²²⁾THERE ⁽²³⁾IN ⁽²⁴⁾SOMETHING ⁽²⁵⁾LIKE ⁽²⁶⁾A ⁽²⁷⁾YEAR ⁽²⁸⁾AND ⁽²⁹⁾A ⁽³⁰⁾HALF

{M} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾MAIN ⁽³⁾REASON ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾HAVENT ⁽⁶⁾SLEPT ⁽⁷⁾OVER ⁽⁸⁾THERE ⁽⁹⁾IN ⁽¹⁰⁾SO ⁽¹¹⁾LONG ⁽¹²⁾IS ⁽¹³⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁴⁾ROWLEYS ⁽¹⁵⁾DAD ⁽¹⁶⁾REALLY ⁽¹⁷⁾DOESNT ⁽¹⁸⁾LIKE ⁽¹⁹⁾ME

{A} ⁽¹⁾IT ⁽²⁾ALL ⁽³⁾GOES ⁽⁴⁾BACK ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁸⁾HAPPENED ⁽⁹⁾LAST ⁽¹⁰⁾JUNE ⁽¹¹⁾WE ⁽¹²⁾WERE ⁽¹³⁾WATCHING ⁽¹⁴⁾SOME ⁽¹⁵⁾CORNY ⁽¹⁶⁾MOVIE ⁽¹⁷⁾ROWLEY ⁽¹⁸⁾HAD ⁽¹⁹⁾WHERE ⁽²⁰⁾THERE ⁽²¹⁾WERE ⁽²²⁾THESE ⁽²³⁾KIDS ⁽²⁴⁾THAT ⁽²⁵⁾TAUGHT ⁽²⁶⁾THEMSELVES ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾SECRET ⁽²⁹⁾LANGUAGE ⁽³⁰⁾THAT ⁽³¹⁾ONLY ⁽³²⁾THEY ⁽³³⁾COULD ⁽³⁴⁾UNDERSTAND

{B} ⁽¹⁾ME ⁽²⁾AND ⁽³⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁴⁾THOUGHT ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾WHOLE ⁽⁷⁾SECRET ⁽⁸⁾LANGUAGE ⁽⁹⁾THING ⁽¹⁰⁾WAS ⁽¹¹⁾PRETTY ⁽¹²⁾COOL ⁽¹³⁾BUT ⁽¹⁴⁾WE ⁽¹⁵⁾COULDNT ⁽¹⁶⁾FIGURE ⁽¹⁷⁾OUT ⁽¹⁸⁾HOW ⁽¹⁹⁾TO ⁽²⁰⁾DO ⁽²¹⁾IT ⁽²²⁾LIKE ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾KIDS ⁽²⁵⁾IN ⁽²⁶⁾THE ⁽²⁷⁾MOVIE

{C} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾WE ⁽³⁾DECIDED ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾MAKE ⁽⁶⁾UP ⁽⁷⁾OUR ⁽⁸⁾OWN ⁽⁹⁾SECRET ⁽¹⁰⁾LANGUAGE ⁽¹¹⁾AND ⁽¹²⁾WE ⁽¹³⁾TRIED ⁽¹⁴⁾IT ⁽¹⁵⁾OUT ⁽¹⁶⁾OVER ⁽¹⁷⁾DINNER

{D} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾ROWLEYS ⁽³⁾DAD ⁽⁴⁾MUST ⁽⁵⁾HAVE ⁽⁶⁾CRACKED ⁽⁷⁾OUR ⁽⁸⁾CODE ⁽⁹⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾NEXT ⁽¹²⁾THING ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾KNEW ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾WAS ⁽¹⁷⁾GOING ⁽¹⁸⁾HOME ⁽¹⁹⁾EARLY

{E} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾THAT ⁽³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾LAST ⁽⁶⁾TIME ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾WAS ⁽⁹⁾INVITED ⁽¹⁰⁾FOR ⁽¹¹⁾A ⁽¹²⁾SLEEPOVER

{F} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾DONT ⁽⁴⁾KNOW ⁽⁵⁾WHY ⁽⁶⁾MR ⁽⁷⁾JEFFERSON ⁽⁸⁾IS ⁽⁹⁾GIVING ⁽¹⁰⁾ME ⁽¹¹⁾A ⁽¹²⁾SECOND ⁽¹³⁾CHANCE ⁽¹⁴⁾EITHER ⁽¹⁵⁾HES ⁽¹⁶⁾GOTTEN ⁽¹⁷⁾OVER ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾WHOLE ⁽²⁰⁾SECRET ⁽²¹⁾LANGUAGE ⁽²²⁾THING ⁽²³⁾OR ⁽²⁴⁾HES ⁽²⁵⁾FORGOTTEN ⁽²⁶⁾WHY ⁽²⁷⁾HE ⁽²⁸⁾DOESNT ⁽²⁹⁾LIKE ⁽³⁰⁾ME

{G} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾SLEEPOVER ⁽³⁾AT ⁽⁴⁾ROWLEYS ⁽⁵⁾LAST ⁽⁶⁾NIGHT ⁽⁷⁾ENDED ⁽⁸⁾UP ⁽⁹⁾BEING ⁽¹⁰⁾A ⁽¹¹⁾NIGHTMARE ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾FIRST ⁽¹⁴⁾HINT ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾HAD ⁽¹⁷⁾THAT ⁽¹⁸⁾THINGS ⁽¹⁹⁾WERE ⁽²⁰⁾GOING ⁽²¹⁾TO ⁽²²⁾GO ⁽²³⁾WRONG ⁽²⁴⁾WAS ⁽²⁵⁾WHEN ⁽²⁶⁾ROWLEYS ⁽²⁷⁾MOM ⁽²⁸⁾TOLD ⁽²⁹⁾US ⁽³⁰⁾THATS ⁽³¹⁾ENOUGH ⁽³²⁾TV ⁽³³⁾FOR ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾NIGHT ⁽³⁶⁾AT ⁽³⁷⁾700

{H} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾LIKE ⁽⁴⁾WELL ⁽⁵⁾WHAT ⁽⁶⁾ARE ⁽⁷⁾WE ⁽⁸⁾SUPPOSED ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾DO ⁽¹¹⁾NOW ⁽¹²⁾AND ⁽¹³⁾SHE ⁽¹⁴⁾SAID ⁽¹⁵⁾YOU ⁽¹⁶⁾COULD ⁽¹⁷⁾READ ⁽¹⁸⁾A ⁽¹⁹⁾BOOK

{I} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾OF ⁽³⁾COURSE ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾THOUGHT ⁽⁶⁾SHE ⁽⁷⁾WAS ⁽⁸⁾JOKING ⁽⁹⁾BUT ⁽¹⁰⁾RIGHT ⁽¹¹⁾WHEN ⁽¹²⁾I ⁽¹³⁾WAS ⁽¹⁴⁾TELLING ⁽¹⁵⁾ROWLEY ⁽¹⁶⁾HOW ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾THOUGHT ⁽¹⁹⁾HIS ⁽²⁰⁾MOM ⁽²¹⁾WAS ⁽²²⁾PRETTY ⁽²³⁾FUNNY ⁽²⁴⁾SHE ⁽²⁵⁾SHOWED ⁽²⁶⁾UP ⁽²⁷⁾AGAIN ⁽²⁸⁾WITH ⁽²⁹⁾HER ⁽³⁰⁾ARMS ⁽³¹⁾FULL ⁽³²⁾OF ⁽³³⁾BOOKS

{J} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾REALIZED ⁽³⁾RIGHT ⁽⁴⁾THEN ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾WAS ⁽⁷⁾IN ⁽⁸⁾FOR ⁽⁹⁾A ⁽¹⁰⁾PRETTY ⁽¹¹⁾LONG ⁽¹²⁾NIGHT ⁽¹³⁾SINCE ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾TV ⁽¹⁶⁾WAS ⁽¹⁷⁾OFF ⁽¹⁸⁾LIMITS ⁽¹⁹⁾VIDEO ⁽²⁰⁾GAMES ⁽²¹⁾WERE ⁽²²⁾OUT ⁽²³⁾TOO ⁽²⁴⁾SO ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾TRIED ⁽²⁷⁾TO ⁽²⁸⁾THINK ⁽²⁹⁾UP ⁽³⁰⁾WAYS ⁽³¹⁾WE ⁽³²⁾COULD ⁽³³⁾KEEP ⁽³⁴⁾OURSELVES ⁽³⁵⁾ENTERTAINED ⁽³⁶⁾I ⁽³⁷⁾BROKE ⁽³⁸⁾OUT ⁽³⁹⁾SOME ⁽⁴⁰⁾BOARD ⁽⁴¹⁾GAMES ⁽⁴²⁾BUT ⁽⁴³⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁴⁴⁾HAD ⁽⁴⁵⁾TO ⁽⁴⁶⁾TAKE ⁽⁴⁷⁾A ⁽⁴⁸⁾BATHROOM ⁽⁴⁹⁾BREAK ⁽⁵⁰⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁵¹⁾LIKE ⁽⁵²⁾EVERY ⁽⁵³⁾FIVE ⁽⁵⁴⁾MINUTES ⁽⁵⁵⁾SO ⁽⁵⁶⁾IT ⁽⁵⁷⁾MADE ⁽⁵⁸⁾OUR ⁽⁵⁹⁾GAME ⁽⁶⁰⁾OF ⁽⁶¹⁾RISK ⁽⁶²⁾GO ⁽⁶³⁾ON ⁽⁶⁴⁾FOREVER

{K} ⁽¹⁾EVERY ⁽²⁾TIME ⁽³⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁴⁾CAME ⁽⁵⁾BACK ⁽⁶⁾FROM ⁽⁷⁾A ⁽⁸⁾BATHROOM ⁽⁹⁾BREAK ⁽¹⁰⁾HE ⁽¹¹⁾WOULD ⁽¹²⁾RUN ⁽¹³⁾DOWN ⁽¹⁴⁾STAIRS ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾KICK ⁽¹⁷⁾THIS ⁽¹⁸⁾GIANT ⁽¹⁹⁾SOMBRERO ⁽²⁰⁾ACROSS ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾ROOM

{L} ⁽¹⁾IT ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾FUNNY ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾FIRST ⁽⁶⁾TEN ⁽⁷⁾TIMES ⁽⁸⁾OR ⁽⁹⁾SO ⁽¹⁰⁾BUT ⁽¹¹⁾AFTER ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾WHILE ⁽¹⁴⁾IT ⁽¹⁵⁾REALLY ⁽¹⁶⁾STARTED ⁽¹⁷⁾GETTING ⁽¹⁸⁾ON ⁽¹⁹⁾MY ⁽²⁰⁾NERVES ⁽²¹⁾SO ⁽²²⁾THIS ⁽²³⁾ONE ⁽²⁴⁾TIME ⁽²⁵⁾WHEN ⁽²⁶⁾HE ⁽²⁷⁾WAS ⁽²⁸⁾UPSTAIRS ⁽²⁹⁾I ⁽³⁰⁾PUT ⁽³¹⁾ONE ⁽³²⁾OF ⁽³³⁾HIS ⁽³⁴⁾DADS ⁽³⁵⁾DUMBELLS ⁽³⁶⁾UNDER ⁽³⁷⁾THE ⁽³⁸⁾HAT ⁽³⁹⁾TO ⁽⁴⁰⁾SEE ⁽⁴¹⁾IF ⁽⁴²⁾HE ⁽⁴³⁾WOULD ⁽⁴⁴⁾STILL ⁽⁴⁵⁾KICK ⁽⁴⁶⁾IT

{M} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾SURE ⁽³⁾ENOUGH ⁽⁴⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁵⁾COMES ⁽⁶⁾RUNNING ⁽⁷⁾DOWN ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾STAIRS ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾GIVES ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾HAT ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾BIG ⁽¹⁶⁾KICK

{N} ⁽¹⁾ROWLEYS ⁽²⁾DAD ⁽³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁾DOWN ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾STAIRS ⁽⁷⁾IN ⁽⁸⁾NO ⁽⁹⁾TIME ⁽¹⁰⁾FLAT ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾DONT ⁽¹³⁾THINK ⁽¹⁴⁾ROWLEY ⁽¹⁵⁾KNEW ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾PUT ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾DUMBELL ⁽²⁰⁾UNDER ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾HAT ⁽²³⁾BUT ⁽²⁴⁾ROWLEYS ⁽²⁵⁾DAD ⁽²⁶⁾SEEMED ⁽²⁷⁾PRETTY ⁽²⁸⁾SUSPICIOUS

{A} ⁽¹⁾ANYWAY ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾GUESS ⁽⁴⁾HE ⁽⁵⁾DIDNT ⁽⁶⁾HAVE ⁽⁷⁾ENOUGH ⁽⁸⁾HARD ⁽⁹⁾EVIDENCE ⁽¹⁰⁾OR ⁽¹¹⁾HE ⁽¹²⁾WOULD ⁽¹³⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁴⁾SENT ⁽¹⁵⁾ME ⁽¹⁶⁾HOME ⁽¹⁷⁾RIGHT ⁽¹⁸⁾THEN ⁽¹⁹⁾I ⁽²⁰⁾FELT ⁽²¹⁾A ⁽²²⁾LITTLE ⁽²³⁾BIT ⁽²⁴⁾BAD ⁽²⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽²⁶⁾DOING ⁽²⁷⁾WHAT ⁽²⁸⁾I ⁽²⁹⁾DID ⁽³⁰⁾BUT ⁽³¹⁾IF ⁽³²⁾YOU ⁽³³⁾THINK ⁽³⁴⁾ABOUT ⁽³⁵⁾IT ⁽³⁶⁾IF ⁽³⁷⁾ROWLEYS ⁽³⁸⁾PARENTS ⁽³⁹⁾HADNT ⁽⁴⁰⁾MAKE ⁽⁴¹⁾US ⁽⁴²⁾TURN ⁽⁴³⁾OFF ⁽⁴⁴⁾THE ⁽⁴⁵⁾TV ⁽⁴⁶⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁷⁾NEVER ⁽⁴⁸⁾WOULD ⁽⁴⁹⁾HAVE ⁽⁵⁰⁾HAPPENED

{B} ⁽¹⁾AT ⁽²⁾900 ⁽³⁾ROWLEYS ⁽⁴⁾MOM ⁽⁵⁾CAME ⁽⁶⁾DOWN ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾SAY ⁽⁹⁾IT ⁽¹⁰⁾WAS ⁽¹¹⁾LIGHTS ⁽¹²⁾OUT ⁽¹³⁾IF ⁽¹⁴⁾I ⁽¹⁵⁾WOULDVE ⁽¹⁶⁾KNOWN ⁽¹⁷⁾ROWLEYS ⁽¹⁸⁾BEDTIME ⁽¹⁹⁾ON ⁽²⁰⁾WEEKENDS ⁽²¹⁾WAS ⁽²²⁾900 ⁽²³⁾BELIEVE ⁽²⁴⁾ME ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾NEVER ⁽²⁷⁾WOULD ⁽²⁸⁾HAVE ⁽²⁹⁾COME ⁽³⁰⁾OVER

{C} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾THEN ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾FOUND ⁽⁵⁾OUT ⁽⁶⁾ANOTHER ⁽⁷⁾UGLY ⁽⁸⁾SURPRISE ⁽⁹⁾THERE ⁽¹⁰⁾WAS ⁽¹¹⁾NO ⁽¹²⁾GUEST ⁽¹³⁾BED ⁽¹⁴⁾SO ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾HAD ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾SLEEP ⁽¹⁹⁾IN ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾SAME ⁽²²⁾BED ⁽²³⁾WITH ⁽²⁴⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾TRIED ⁽²⁷⁾TO ⁽²⁸⁾LAY ⁽²⁹⁾AS ⁽³⁰⁾FAR ⁽³¹⁾AWAY ⁽³²⁾FROM ⁽³³⁾ROWLEY ⁽³⁴⁾AS ⁽³⁵⁾POSSIBLE ⁽³⁶⁾BUT ⁽³⁷⁾IT ⁽³⁸⁾WAS ⁽³⁹⁾IMPOSSIBLE ⁽⁴⁰⁾TO ⁽⁴¹⁾GET ⁽⁴²⁾TO ⁽⁴³⁾SLEEP ⁽⁴⁴⁾WITH ⁽⁴⁵⁾HALF ⁽⁴⁶⁾OF ⁽⁴⁷⁾MY ⁽⁴⁸⁾BODY ⁽⁴⁹⁾HANGING ⁽⁵⁰⁾OFF ⁽⁵¹⁾THE ⁽⁵²⁾BED

{D} ⁽¹⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁾FELL ⁽³⁾ASLEEP ⁽⁴⁾RIGHT ⁽⁵⁾AWAY ⁽⁶⁾BUT ⁽⁷⁾IT ⁽⁸⁾MUSTVE ⁽⁹⁾TAKEN ⁽¹⁰⁾ME ⁽¹¹⁾TWO ⁽¹²⁾HOURS ⁽¹³⁾BUT ⁽¹⁴⁾RIGHT ⁽¹⁵⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾FINALLY ⁽¹⁸⁾STARTED ⁽¹⁹⁾TO ⁽²⁰⁾DRIFT ⁽²¹⁾OFF ⁽²²⁾ROWLEY ⁽²³⁾LETS ⁽²⁴⁾OUT ⁽²⁵⁾THIS ⁽²⁶⁾SCREAM ⁽²⁷⁾WHICH ⁽²⁸⁾SCARED ⁽²⁹⁾ME ⁽³⁰⁾SO ⁽³¹⁾BAD ⁽³²⁾I ⁽³³⁾DROPPED ⁽³⁴⁾RIGHT ⁽³⁵⁾OUT ⁽³⁶⁾OF ⁽³⁷⁾THE ⁽³⁸⁾BED ⁽³⁹⁾AND ⁽⁴⁰⁾ONTO ⁽⁴¹⁾THE ⁽⁴²⁾HARDWOOD ⁽⁴³⁾FLOOR

{E} ⁽¹⁾ROWLEYS ⁽²⁾PARENTS ⁽³⁾CAME ⁽⁴⁾RUNNING ⁽⁵⁾IN ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁸⁾STARTED ⁽⁹⁾BABBLING ⁽¹⁰⁾ALL ⁽¹¹⁾OF ⁽¹²⁾THIS ⁽¹³⁾INCOHERENT ⁽¹⁴⁾GIBBERISH

{F} ⁽¹⁾IT ⁽²⁾TURNS ⁽³⁾OUT ⁽⁴⁾HE ⁽⁵⁾HAD ⁽⁶⁾A ⁽⁷⁾NIGHTMARE ⁽⁸⁾THAT ⁽⁹⁾A ⁽¹⁰⁾CHICKEN ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾HIDING ⁽¹³⁾UNDERNEATH ⁽¹⁴⁾HIM ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾THATS ⁽¹⁷⁾WHAT ⁽¹⁸⁾MADE ⁽¹⁹⁾HIM ⁽²⁰⁾YELL ⁽²¹⁾OUT ⁽²²⁾BUT ⁽²³⁾I ⁽²⁴⁾THINK ⁽²⁵⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁶⁾WAS ⁽²⁷⁾SO ⁽²⁸⁾OUT ⁽²⁹⁾OF ⁽³⁰⁾IT ⁽³¹⁾HE ⁽³²⁾DIDNT ⁽³³⁾REALLY ⁽³⁴⁾REALIZE ⁽³⁵⁾IT ⁽³⁶⁾WAS ⁽³⁷⁾JUST ⁽³⁸⁾A ⁽³⁹⁾DREAM

{G} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾ROWLEYS ⁽³⁾PARENTS ⁽⁴⁾TOOK ⁽⁵⁾HIM ⁽⁶⁾INTO ⁽⁷⁾THEIR ⁽⁸⁾ROOM ⁽⁹⁾AND ⁽¹⁰⁾SPENT ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾NEXT ⁽¹³⁾TWENTY ⁽¹⁴⁾MINUTES ⁽¹⁵⁾CALMING ⁽¹⁶⁾HIM ⁽¹⁷⁾DOWN ⁽¹⁸⁾AND ⁽¹⁹⁾TELLING ⁽²⁰⁾HIM ⁽²¹⁾IT ⁽²²⁾WAS ⁽²³⁾JUST ⁽²⁴⁾A ⁽²⁵⁾DREAM ⁽²⁶⁾AND ⁽²⁷⁾HOW ⁽²⁸⁾THERE ⁽²⁹⁾REALLY ⁽³⁰⁾WAS ⁽³¹⁾NO ⁽³²⁾CHICKEN

{H} ⁽¹⁾MAN ⁽²⁾IF ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾WOKE ⁽⁵⁾MY ⁽⁶⁾DAD ⁽⁷⁾UP ⁽⁸⁾WITH ⁽⁹⁾SOME ⁽¹⁰⁾NONSENSE ⁽¹¹⁾ABOUT ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾CHICKEN ⁽¹⁴⁾YOU ⁽¹⁵⁾BETTER ⁽¹⁶⁾BELIEVE ⁽¹⁷⁾HE ⁽¹⁸⁾WOULDNT ⁽¹⁹⁾BE ⁽²⁰⁾GIVING ⁽²¹⁾ME ⁽²²⁾A ⁽²³⁾BIG ⁽²⁴⁾HUG ⁽²⁵⁾AND ⁽²⁶⁾TELLING ⁽²⁷⁾ME ⁽²⁸⁾EVERYTHING ⁽²⁹⁾WAS ⁽³⁰⁾OK ⁽³¹⁾BUT ⁽³²⁾THAT ⁽³³⁾JUST ⁽³⁴⁾GOES ⁽³⁵⁾TO ⁽³⁶⁾SHOW ⁽³⁷⁾HOW ⁽³⁸⁾DIFFERENT ⁽³⁹⁾MY ⁽⁴⁰⁾PARENTS ⁽⁴¹⁾ARE ⁽⁴²⁾FROM ⁽⁴³⁾ROWLEYS

{I} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾JUST ⁽⁴⁾WANTED ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾MAKE ⁽⁷⁾A ⁽⁸⁾NOTE ⁽⁹⁾THAT ⁽¹⁰⁾NOBODY ⁽¹¹⁾SEEMED ⁽¹²⁾ALL ⁽¹³⁾THAT ⁽¹⁴⁾CONCERNED ⁽¹⁵⁾THAT ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾TOOK ⁽¹⁸⁾A ⁽¹⁹⁾THREEFOOT ⁽²⁰⁾FALL ⁽²¹⁾ONTO ⁽²²⁾THE ⁽²³⁾FLOOR ⁽²⁴⁾EVEN ⁽²⁵⁾THOUGH ⁽²⁶⁾THAT ⁽²⁷⁾HAPPENED ⁽²⁸⁾FOR ⁽²⁹⁾REAL ⁽³⁰⁾AND ⁽³¹⁾NOT ⁽³²⁾JUST ⁽³³⁾IN ⁽³⁴⁾SOME ⁽³⁵⁾STUPID ⁽³⁶⁾DREAM

{J} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾THINK ⁽³⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁴⁾SPENT ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾NIGHT ⁽⁷⁾IN ⁽⁸⁾HIS ⁽⁹⁾PARENTS ⁽¹⁰⁾BED ⁽¹¹⁾WHICH ⁽¹²⁾WAS ⁽¹³⁾JUST ⁽¹⁴⁾FINE ⁽¹⁵⁾BY ⁽¹⁶⁾ME ⁽¹⁷⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁸⁾WITHOUT ⁽¹⁹⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁰⁾AND ⁽²¹⁾HIS ⁽²²⁾NIGHTMARES ⁽²³⁾I ⁽²⁴⁾WAS ⁽²⁵⁾FINALLY ⁽²⁶⁾ABLE ⁽²⁷⁾TO ⁽²⁸⁾GET ⁽²⁹⁾SOME ⁽³⁰⁾SLEEP

{K} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾SECOND ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾WOKE ⁽⁶⁾UP ⁽⁷⁾THIS ⁽⁸⁾MORNING ⁽⁹⁾I ⁽¹⁰⁾CAME ⁽¹¹⁾HOME ⁽¹²⁾AND ⁽¹³⁾POURED ⁽¹⁴⁾MYSELF ⁽¹⁵⁾A ⁽¹⁶⁾BIG ⁽¹⁷⁾BOWL ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾JUNK ⁽²⁰⁾CEREAL ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾DID ⁽²³⁾MY ⁽²⁴⁾BEST ⁽²⁵⁾TO ⁽²⁶⁾FORGET ⁽²⁷⁾ABOUT ⁽²⁸⁾THE ⁽²⁹⁾WHOLE ⁽³⁰⁾EXPERIENCE

{L} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾COULDNT ⁽³⁾WAIT ⁽⁴⁾FOR ⁽⁵⁾SCHOOL ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾BE ⁽⁸⁾OVER ⁽⁹⁾WITH ⁽¹⁰⁾TODAY ⁽¹¹⁾SO ⁽¹²⁾I ⁽¹³⁾COULD ⁽¹⁴⁾GO ⁽¹⁵⁾HOME ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾PLAY ⁽¹⁸⁾TWISTED ⁽¹⁹⁾WIZARD ⁽²⁰⁾A ⁽²¹⁾VIDEO ⁽²²⁾GAME ⁽²³⁾IVE ⁽²⁴⁾BEEN ⁽²⁵⁾PLAYING ⁽²⁶⁾FOR ⁽²⁷⁾FIVE ⁽²⁸⁾DAYS ⁽²⁹⁾STRAIGHT

{A} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾ONLY ⁽³⁾PROBLEM ⁽⁴⁾WITH ⁽⁵⁾TWISTED ⁽⁶⁾WIZARD ⁽⁷⁾IS ⁽⁸⁾THAT ⁽⁹⁾YOU ⁽¹⁰⁾CANT ⁽¹¹⁾SAVE ⁽¹²⁾YOUR ⁽¹³⁾PROGRESS ⁽¹⁴⁾SO ⁽¹⁵⁾YOU ⁽¹⁶⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾JUST ⁽¹⁹⁾LEAVE ⁽²⁰⁾IT ⁽²¹⁾ON ⁽²²⁾ALL ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾TIME ⁽²⁵⁾SO ⁽²⁶⁾IMAGINE ⁽²⁷⁾HOW ⁽²⁸⁾I ⁽²⁹⁾FELT ⁽³⁰⁾TODAY ⁽³¹⁾WHEN ⁽³²⁾I ⁽³³⁾REALIZED ⁽³⁴⁾I ⁽³⁵⁾GOT ⁽³⁶⁾HOME ⁽³⁷⁾ABOUT ⁽³⁸⁾FIVE ⁽³⁹⁾SECONDS ⁽⁴⁰⁾TOO ⁽⁴¹⁾LATE

{B} ⁽¹⁾BELIEVE ⁽²⁾ME ⁽³⁾FROM ⁽⁴⁾NOW ⁽⁵⁾ON ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾AM ⁽⁸⁾GOING ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾PUT ⁽¹¹⁾A ⁽¹²⁾PIECE ⁽¹³⁾OF ⁽¹⁴⁾BLACK ⁽¹⁵⁾TAPE ⁽¹⁶⁾OVER ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾POWER ⁽¹⁹⁾LIGHT ⁽²⁰⁾SO ⁽²¹⁾IT ⁽²²⁾NEVER ⁽²³⁾HAPPENS ⁽²⁴⁾AGAIN

{C} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾DONT ⁽³⁾KNOW ⁽⁴⁾IF ⁽⁵⁾IVE ⁽⁶⁾MENTIONED ⁽⁷⁾IT ⁽⁸⁾BEFORE ⁽⁹⁾BUT ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾AM ⁽¹²⁾SUPER ⁽¹³⁾GOOD ⁽¹⁴⁾AT ⁽¹⁵⁾VIDEO ⁽¹⁶⁾GAMES ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾DONT ⁽¹⁹⁾KNOW ⁽²⁰⁾ANYONE ⁽²¹⁾WHO ⁽²²⁾HAS ⁽²³⁾BEAT ⁽²⁴⁾AS ⁽²⁵⁾MANY ⁽²⁶⁾GAMES ⁽²⁷⁾AS ⁽²⁸⁾ME ⁽²⁹⁾AND ⁽³⁰⁾IVE ⁽³¹⁾GOT ⁽³²⁾ALL ⁽³³⁾MY ⁽³⁴⁾VICTORIES ⁽³⁵⁾ON ⁽³⁶⁾VIDEO ⁽³⁷⁾TAPE ⁽³⁸⁾TO ⁽³⁹⁾PROVE ⁽⁴⁰⁾IT

{D} ⁽¹⁾UNFORTUNATELY ⁽²⁾DAD ⁽³⁾DOES ⁽⁴⁾NOT ⁽⁵⁾EXACTLY ⁽⁶⁾APPRECIATE ⁽⁷⁾MY ⁽⁸⁾VIDEO ⁽⁹⁾GAME ⁽¹⁰⁾SKILLS ⁽¹¹⁾HE ⁽¹²⁾IS ⁽¹³⁾ALWAYS ⁽¹⁴⁾GETTING ⁽¹⁵⁾ON ⁽¹⁶⁾ME ⁽¹⁷⁾ABOUT ⁽¹⁸⁾GOING ⁽¹⁹⁾OUTSIDE ⁽²⁰⁾AND ⁽²¹⁾DOING ⁽²²⁾SOMETHING ⁽²³⁾ACTIVE

{E} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾TODAY ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾TRIED ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾EXPLAIN ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾HIM ⁽⁹⁾THAT ⁽¹⁰⁾WITH ⁽¹¹⁾VIDEO ⁽¹²⁾GAMES ⁽¹³⁾YOU ⁽¹⁴⁾CAN ⁽¹⁵⁾PLAY ⁽¹⁶⁾SPORTS ⁽¹⁷⁾LIKE ⁽¹⁸⁾FOOTBALL ⁽¹⁹⁾AND ⁽²⁰⁾SOCCER ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾YOU ⁽²³⁾DONT ⁽²⁴⁾EVEN ⁽²⁵⁾HAVE ⁽²⁶⁾TO ⁽²⁷⁾GET ⁽²⁸⁾ALL ⁽²⁹⁾HOT ⁽³⁰⁾AND ⁽³¹⁾SWEATY

{F} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾AS ⁽³⁾USUAL ⁽⁴⁾DAD ⁽⁵⁾DIDNT ⁽⁶⁾GET ⁽⁷⁾MY ⁽⁸⁾LOGIC ⁽⁹⁾HES ⁽¹⁰⁾A ⁽¹¹⁾PRETTY ⁽¹²⁾SMART ⁽¹³⁾GUY ⁽¹⁴⁾IN ⁽¹⁵⁾GENERAL ⁽¹⁶⁾BUT ⁽¹⁷⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁸⁾IT ⁽¹⁹⁾COMES ⁽²⁰⁾TO ⁽²¹⁾COMMON ⁽²²⁾SENSE ⁽²³⁾SOMETIMES ⁽²⁴⁾I ⁽²⁵⁾WONDER ⁽²⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽²⁷⁾HIM

{G} ⁽¹⁾ANYWAYS ⁽²⁾THATS ⁽³⁾HOW ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾FOUND ⁽⁶⁾MYSELF ⁽⁷⁾SHUT ⁽⁸⁾OUT ⁽⁹⁾OF ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾HOUSE ⁽¹²⁾THIS ⁽¹³⁾AFTERNOON

{H} ⁽¹⁾IM ⁽²⁾SURE ⁽³⁾DAD ⁽⁴⁾WOULD ⁽⁵⁾DISMANTLE ⁽⁶⁾MY ⁽⁷⁾VIDEO ⁽⁸⁾GAME ⁽⁹⁾SYSTEM ⁽¹⁰⁾IF ⁽¹¹⁾HE ⁽¹²⁾COULD ⁽¹³⁾FIGURE ⁽¹⁴⁾OUT ⁽¹⁵⁾HOW ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾BUT ⁽¹⁸⁾LUCKILY ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾PEOPLE ⁽²¹⁾WHO ⁽²²⁾MAKE ⁽²³⁾THESE ⁽²⁴⁾THINGS ⁽²⁵⁾MAKE ⁽²⁶⁾THEM ⁽²⁷⁾PARENTPROOF

{I} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾LIKE ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾SAID ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾WAS ⁽⁷⁾SHUT ⁽⁸⁾OUT ⁽⁹⁾OF ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾HOUSE ⁽¹²⁾LOOKING ⁽¹³⁾FOR ⁽¹⁴⁾SOME ⁽¹⁵⁾WAY ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾ENTERTAIN ⁽¹⁸⁾MYSELF

{J} ⁽¹⁾WHAT ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾ALWAYS ⁽⁴⁾DO ⁽⁵⁾WHEN ⁽⁶⁾DAD ⁽⁷⁾MAKES ⁽⁸⁾ME ⁽⁹⁾GO ⁽¹⁰⁾OUTSIDE ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾I ⁽¹³⁾JUST ⁽¹⁴⁾GO ⁽¹⁵⁾OVER ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾COLLINS ⁽¹⁸⁾HOUSE

{K} ⁽¹⁾IM ⁽²⁾NOT ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾HUGE ⁽⁵⁾FAN ⁽⁶⁾OF ⁽⁷⁾COLLINS ⁽⁸⁾BUT ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾HAS ⁽¹¹⁾TWO ⁽¹²⁾THINGS ⁽¹³⁾GOING ⁽¹⁴⁾FOR ⁽¹⁵⁾HIM ⁽¹⁶⁾ONE ⁽¹⁷⁾HE ⁽¹⁸⁾DOESNT ⁽¹⁹⁾MIND ⁽²⁰⁾WATCHING ⁽²¹⁾ME ⁽²²⁾PLAY ⁽²³⁾HIS ⁽²⁴⁾VIDEO ⁽²⁵⁾GAMES ⁽²⁶⁾AND ⁽²⁷⁾TWO ⁽²⁸⁾HIS ⁽²⁹⁾DAD ⁽³⁰⁾HAS ⁽³¹⁾EVERY ⁽³²⁾SPIDER ⁽³³⁾MAN ⁽³⁴⁾COMIC ⁽³⁵⁾BOOK ⁽³⁶⁾SINCE ⁽³⁷⁾1968

{L} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾WOULD ⁽³⁾GO ⁽⁴⁾OVER ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾ROWLEYS ⁽⁷⁾HOUSE ⁽⁸⁾TO ⁽⁹⁾PLAY ⁽¹⁰⁾VIDEO ⁽¹¹⁾GAMES ⁽¹²⁾BUT ⁽¹³⁾HE ⁽¹⁴⁾ALWAYS ⁽¹⁵⁾WANT ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾TAKE ⁽¹⁸⁾TURNS ⁽¹⁹⁾WHICH ⁽²⁰⁾REALLY ⁽²¹⁾BREAKS ⁽²²⁾MY ⁽²³⁾CONCENTRATION

{M} ⁽¹⁾PLUS ⁽²⁾ROWLEY ⁽³⁾DOESNT ⁽⁴⁾UNDERSTAND ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾IF ⁽⁷⁾HE ⁽⁸⁾PLAYS ⁽⁹⁾USING ⁽¹⁰⁾MY ⁽¹¹⁾MEMORY ⁽¹²⁾CARD ⁽¹³⁾IT ⁽¹⁴⁾WILL ⁽¹⁵⁾REALLY ⁽¹⁶⁾SCREW ⁽¹⁷⁾UP ⁽¹⁸⁾MY ⁽¹⁹⁾STATS

{N} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾OTHER ⁽³⁾THING ⁽⁴⁾ABOUT ⁽⁵⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁶⁾IS ⁽⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁸⁾HES ⁽⁹⁾NOT ⁽¹⁰⁾A ⁽¹¹⁾SERIOUS ⁽¹²⁾GAMER ⁽¹³⁾LIKE ⁽¹⁴⁾ME ⁽¹⁵⁾HES ⁽¹⁶⁾GOT ⁽¹⁷⁾THIS ⁽¹⁸⁾ONE ⁽¹⁹⁾RACING ⁽²⁰⁾GAME ⁽²¹⁾CALLED ⁽²²⁾FORMULA ⁽²³⁾ONE ⁽²⁴⁾RACING ⁽²⁵⁾IF ⁽²⁶⁾YOU ⁽²⁷⁾EVER ⁽²⁸⁾WANT ⁽²⁹⁾TO ⁽³⁰⁾BEAT ⁽³¹⁾HIM ⁽³²⁾IN ⁽³³⁾IT ⁽³⁴⁾JUST ⁽³⁵⁾NAME ⁽³⁶⁾YOUR ⁽³⁷⁾CAR ⁽³⁸⁾SOMETHING ⁽³⁹⁾STUPID ⁽⁴⁰⁾AND ⁽⁴¹⁾WATCH ⁽⁴²⁾WHAT ⁽⁴³⁾HAPPENS

{O} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾TODAY ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾PLAYED ⁽⁵⁾TWISTED ⁽⁶⁾WIZARD ⁽⁷⁾OVER ⁽⁸⁾AT ⁽⁹⁾COLLINS ⁽¹⁰⁾UNTIL ⁽¹¹⁾IT ⁽¹²⁾WAS ⁽¹³⁾TIME ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾COME ⁽¹⁶⁾HOME ⁽¹⁷⁾FOR ⁽¹⁸⁾DINNER

{A} ⁽¹⁾ON ⁽²⁾MY ⁽³⁾WAY ⁽⁴⁾UP ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾HILL ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾MADE ⁽⁹⁾SURE ⁽¹⁰⁾TO ⁽¹¹⁾JUMP ⁽¹²⁾THROUGH ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾THOMPSONS ⁽¹⁵⁾SPRINKLER ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾MAKE ⁽¹⁸⁾IT ⁽¹⁹⁾LOOK ⁽²⁰⁾LIKE ⁽²¹⁾I ⁽²²⁾WAS ⁽²³⁾ALL ⁽²⁴⁾HOT ⁽²⁵⁾AND ⁽²⁶⁾SWEATY ⁽²⁷⁾AND ⁽²⁸⁾THEN ⁽²⁹⁾I ⁽³⁰⁾TIMED ⁽³¹⁾MY ⁽³²⁾ENTRANCE ⁽³³⁾PERFECTLY

{B} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾MY ⁽³⁾TRICK ⁽⁴⁾WORKED ⁽⁵⁾ON ⁽⁶⁾DAD ⁽⁷⁾BUT ⁽⁸⁾IT ⁽⁹⁾KIND ⁽¹⁰⁾OF ⁽¹¹⁾BACKFIRED ⁽¹²⁾WITH ⁽¹³⁾MOM ⁽¹⁴⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁵⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁶⁾SHE ⁽¹⁷⁾SAW ⁽¹⁸⁾ME ⁽¹⁹⁾SHE ⁽²⁰⁾MADE ⁽²¹⁾ME ⁽²²⁾TAKE ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾SHOWER ⁽²⁵⁾BEFORE ⁽²⁶⁾DINNER

{C} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾MUST ⁽³⁾HAVE ⁽⁴⁾BEEN ⁽⁵⁾PRETTY ⁽⁶⁾PROUD ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾HIMSELF ⁽⁹⁾FOR ⁽¹⁰⁾HIS ⁽¹¹⁾IDEA ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾KICK ⁽¹⁴⁾ME ⁽¹⁵⁾OUT ⁽¹⁶⁾OF ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾HOUSE ⁽¹⁹⁾YESTERDAY ⁽²⁰⁾BECAUSE ⁽²¹⁾HE ⁽²²⁾DID ⁽²³⁾IT ⁽²⁴⁾AGAIN ⁽²⁵⁾TODAY

{D} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾ACTUALLY ⁽⁴⁾GOING ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾GO ⁽⁷⁾OUTSIDE ⁽⁸⁾ANYWAY ⁽⁹⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁰⁾ROWLEY ⁽¹¹⁾HAD ⁽¹²⁾GOTTEN ⁽¹³⁾THIS ⁽¹⁴⁾NEW ⁽¹⁵⁾MODEL ⁽¹⁶⁾ROCKET ⁽¹⁷⁾WE ⁽¹⁸⁾WANTED ⁽¹⁹⁾TO ⁽²⁰⁾TRY ⁽²¹⁾OUT ⁽²²⁾SO ⁽²³⁾WE ⁽²⁴⁾WENT ⁽²⁵⁾DOWN ⁽²⁶⁾TO ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾SCHOOL ⁽²⁹⁾AND ⁽³⁰⁾SET ⁽³¹⁾IT ⁽³²⁾OFF ⁽³³⁾BUT ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾WIND ⁽³⁶⁾CARRIED ⁽³⁷⁾IT ⁽³⁸⁾ALL ⁽³⁹⁾THE ⁽⁴⁰⁾WAY ⁽⁴¹⁾TO ⁽⁴²⁾THE ⁽⁴³⁾WOODS ⁽⁴⁴⁾AT ⁽⁴⁵⁾THE ⁽⁴⁶⁾END ⁽⁴⁷⁾OF ⁽⁴⁸⁾THE ⁽⁴⁹⁾FOOTBALL ⁽⁵⁰⁾FIELD

{E} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾DONT ⁽³⁾KNOW ⁽⁴⁾IF ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾EVER ⁽⁷⁾MENTIONED ⁽⁸⁾IT ⁽⁹⁾BEFORE ⁽¹⁰⁾BUT ⁽¹¹⁾THERES ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾BULLY ⁽¹⁴⁾WHO ⁽¹⁵⁾HANGS ⁽¹⁶⁾OUT ⁽¹⁷⁾IN ⁽¹⁸⁾THOSE ⁽¹⁹⁾WOODS ⁽²⁰⁾NAMED ⁽²¹⁾HERBIE ⁽²²⁾REAMER ⁽²³⁾KIDS ⁽²⁴⁾LIKE ⁽²⁵⁾ME ⁽²⁶⁾AND ⁽²⁷⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁸⁾STAY ⁽²⁹⁾AS ⁽³⁰⁾FAR ⁽³¹⁾AWAY ⁽³²⁾FROM ⁽³³⁾THOSE ⁽³⁴⁾WOODS ⁽³⁵⁾AS ⁽³⁶⁾POSSIBLE

{F} ⁽¹⁾ITS ⁽²⁾A ⁽³⁾REAL ⁽⁴⁾PITY ⁽⁵⁾TOO ⁽⁶⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁷⁾LIKE ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾SAID ⁽¹⁰⁾IT ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾BRANDNEW ⁽¹⁴⁾ROCKET

{G} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾HAVE ⁽³⁾NO ⁽⁴⁾IDEA ⁽⁵⁾HOW ⁽⁶⁾OLD ⁽⁷⁾HERBIE ⁽⁸⁾REAMER ⁽⁹⁾IS ⁽¹⁰⁾OR ⁽¹¹⁾WHERE ⁽¹²⁾HE ⁽¹³⁾LIVES ⁽¹⁴⁾I ⁽¹⁵⁾GUESS ⁽¹⁶⁾ITS ⁽¹⁷⁾POSSIBLE ⁽¹⁸⁾THAT ⁽¹⁹⁾HE ⁽²⁰⁾LIVES ⁽²¹⁾RIGHT ⁽²²⁾THERE ⁽²³⁾IN ⁽²⁴⁾THE ⁽²⁵⁾WOODS ⁽²⁶⁾LIKE ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾WILD ⁽²⁹⁾ANIMAL ⁽³⁰⁾ALL ⁽³¹⁾I ⁽³²⁾KNOW ⁽³³⁾IS ⁽³⁴⁾THAT ⁽³⁵⁾HES ⁽³⁶⁾BEEN ⁽³⁷⁾AROUND ⁽³⁸⁾LONG ⁽³⁹⁾ENOUGH ⁽⁴⁰⁾THAT ⁽⁴¹⁾HE ⁽⁴²⁾TERRORIZED ⁽⁴³⁾RODRICK ⁽⁴⁴⁾AND ⁽⁴⁵⁾HIS ⁽⁴⁶⁾FRIENDS ⁽⁴⁷⁾WHEN ⁽⁴⁸⁾THEY ⁽⁴⁹⁾WERE ⁽⁵⁰⁾IN ⁽⁵¹⁾MY ⁽⁵²⁾GRADE

{H} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾THING ⁽³⁾THAT ⁽⁴⁾STINKS ⁽⁵⁾IS ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾HERBIE ⁽⁸⁾REAMERS ⁽⁹⁾WOODS ⁽¹⁰⁾ARE ⁽¹¹⁾RIGHT ⁽¹²⁾BETWEEN ⁽¹³⁾MY ⁽¹⁴⁾HOUSE ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾THE ⁽¹⁷⁾SCHOOL ⁽¹⁸⁾SO ⁽¹⁹⁾IF ⁽²⁰⁾WE ⁽²¹⁾COULD ⁽²²⁾CUT ⁽²³⁾THROUGH ⁽²⁴⁾THE ⁽²⁵⁾WOODS ⁽²⁶⁾IT ⁽²⁷⁾WOULD ⁽²⁸⁾SAVE ⁽²⁹⁾US ⁽³⁰⁾SOMETHING ⁽³¹⁾LIKE ⁽³²⁾TWENTY ⁽³³⁾MINUTES ⁽³⁴⁾OF ⁽³⁵⁾WALKING

{I} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾TELLING ⁽⁴⁾DAD ⁽⁵⁾ALL ⁽⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽⁷⁾HERBIE ⁽⁸⁾REAMER ⁽⁹⁾THE ⁽¹⁰⁾OTHER ⁽¹¹⁾DAY ⁽¹²⁾DAD ⁽¹³⁾TOLD ⁽¹⁴⁾ME ⁽¹⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽¹⁶⁾THE ⁽¹⁷⁾BULLY ⁽¹⁸⁾FROM ⁽¹⁹⁾WHEN ⁽²⁰⁾HE ⁽²¹⁾WAS ⁽²²⁾GROWING ⁽²³⁾UP ⁽²⁴⁾SAM ⁽²⁵⁾SHARMAN

{J} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾SAID ⁽³⁾SAM ⁽⁴⁾SHARMAN ⁽⁵⁾DID ⁽⁶⁾THIS ⁽⁷⁾PINCH ⁽⁸⁾WHERE ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾GRABBED ⁽¹¹⁾YOUR ⁽¹²⁾SKIN ⁽¹³⁾AND ⁽¹⁴⁾TWISTED ⁽¹⁵⁾IT ⁽¹⁶⁾AROUND ⁽¹⁷⁾TWO ⁽¹⁸⁾TIMES

{K} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾TOLD ⁽³⁾ME ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾WAY ⁽⁶⁾ALL ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾NEIGHBORHOOD ⁽⁹⁾KIDS ⁽¹⁰⁾DEALT ⁽¹¹⁾WITH ⁽¹²⁾SAM ⁽¹³⁾SHARMAN ⁽¹⁴⁾WAS ⁽¹⁵⁾THAT ⁽¹⁶⁾THEY ⁽¹⁷⁾BANDED ⁽¹⁸⁾TOGETHER ⁽¹⁹⁾AND ⁽²⁰⁾TOLD ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾PRINCIPAL ⁽²³⁾ON ⁽²⁴⁾HIM ⁽²⁵⁾DAD ⁽²⁶⁾SAID ⁽²⁷⁾SAM ⁽²⁸⁾CRIED ⁽²⁹⁾AND ⁽³⁰⁾THAT ⁽³¹⁾HE ⁽³²⁾NEVER ⁽³³⁾DID ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾SAM ⁽³⁶⁾SHARMAN ⁽³⁷⁾PINCH ⁽³⁸⁾AGAIN ⁽³⁹⁾AND ⁽⁴⁰⁾NOW ⁽⁴¹⁾HES ⁽⁴²⁾AN ⁽⁴³⁾AIR ⁽⁴⁴⁾CONDITIONER ⁽⁴⁵⁾REPAIRMAN ⁽⁴⁶⁾AND ⁽⁴⁷⁾APPARENTLY ⁽⁴⁸⁾NOW ⁽⁴⁹⁾HES ⁽⁵⁰⁾A ⁽⁵¹⁾REALLY ⁽⁵²⁾NICE ⁽⁵³⁾GUY

{L} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾FROM ⁽³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁾SOUND ⁽⁵⁾OF ⁽⁶⁾SAM ⁽⁷⁾SHARMAN ⁽⁸⁾HE ⁽⁹⁾WOULDNT ⁽¹⁰⁾LAST ⁽¹¹⁾TWO ⁽¹²⁾SECONDS ⁽¹³⁾AGAINST ⁽¹⁴⁾HERBIE ⁽¹⁵⁾REAMER ⁽¹⁶⁾BUT ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾DIDNT ⁽¹⁹⁾WANT ⁽²⁰⁾TO ⁽²¹⁾HURT ⁽²²⁾DADS ⁽²³⁾FEELINGS ⁽²⁴⁾SO ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾JUST ⁽²⁷⁾TRIED ⁽²⁸⁾TO ⁽²⁹⁾ACT ⁽³⁰⁾IMPRESSED ⁽³¹⁾BY ⁽³²⁾HIS ⁽³³⁾STORY

{M} ⁽¹⁾AFTER ⁽²⁾WE ⁽³⁾LOST ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾ROCKET ⁽⁶⁾WE ⁽⁷⁾WENT ⁽⁸⁾UP ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾ROWLEYS ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾PLAY ⁽¹³⁾CARDS ⁽¹⁴⁾BUT ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾LOST ⁽¹⁷⁾TRACK ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾TIME ⁽²⁰⁾AND ⁽²¹⁾I ⁽²²⁾WAS ⁽²³⁾LATE ⁽²⁴⁾FOR ⁽²⁵⁾DINNER ⁽²⁶⁾AT ⁽²⁷⁾MY ⁽²⁸⁾HOUSE ⁽²⁹⁾SO ⁽³⁰⁾ON ⁽³¹⁾MY ⁽³²⁾WAY ⁽³³⁾DOWN ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾HILL ⁽³⁶⁾I ⁽³⁷⁾TRIED ⁽³⁸⁾TO ⁽³⁹⁾THINK ⁽⁴⁰⁾OF ⁽⁴¹⁾A ⁽⁴²⁾GOOD ⁽⁴³⁾EXCUSE ⁽⁴⁴⁾TO ⁽⁴⁵⁾GET ⁽⁴⁶⁾ME ⁽⁴⁷⁾OUT ⁽⁴⁸⁾OF ⁽⁴⁹⁾TROUBLE ⁽⁵⁰⁾WITH ⁽⁵¹⁾MOM

{A} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾PRETTY ⁽⁴⁾HOT ⁽⁵⁾AT ⁽⁶⁾ME ⁽⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁸⁾BEING ⁽⁹⁾LATE ⁽¹⁰⁾JUST ⁽¹¹⁾LIKE ⁽¹²⁾I ⁽¹³⁾EXPECTED ⁽¹⁴⁾SO ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾TOLD ⁽¹⁷⁾HER ⁽¹⁸⁾THAT ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾CLOCK ⁽²¹⁾IN ⁽²²⁾ROWLEYS ⁽²³⁾KITCHEN ⁽²⁴⁾MUST ⁽²⁵⁾BE ⁽²⁶⁾WRONG ⁽²⁷⁾AND ⁽²⁸⁾THAT ⁽²⁹⁾I ⁽³⁰⁾THOUGHT ⁽³¹⁾I ⁽³²⁾WAS ⁽³³⁾RIGHT ⁽³⁴⁾ON ⁽³⁵⁾TIME

{B} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾DO ⁽³⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁾KNOW ⁽⁵⁾WHAT ⁽⁶⁾MOM ⁽⁷⁾DID ⁽⁸⁾SHE ⁽⁹⁾CALLED ⁽¹⁰⁾ROWLEYS ⁽¹¹⁾MOM ⁽¹²⁾AND ⁽¹³⁾CAUGHT ⁽¹⁴⁾ME ⁽¹⁵⁾RED ⁽¹⁶⁾HANDED

{C} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾MOM ⁽³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁾REALLY ⁽⁵⁾MAD ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾LIED ⁽⁹⁾BUT ⁽¹⁰⁾AS ⁽¹¹⁾FAR ⁽¹²⁾AS ⁽¹³⁾BEING ⁽¹⁴⁾TRICKY ⁽¹⁵⁾GOES ⁽¹⁶⁾MOM ⁽¹⁷⁾SHOULDNT ⁽¹⁸⁾BLAME ⁽¹⁹⁾ME ⁽²⁰⁾BECAUSE ⁽²¹⁾I ⁽²²⁾LEARNED ⁽²³⁾EVERYTHING ⁽²⁴⁾I ⁽²⁵⁾KNOW ⁽²⁶⁾FROM ⁽²⁷⁾HER

{D} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾REMEMBER ⁽³⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁾ONE ⁽⁵⁾TIME ⁽⁶⁾WHEN ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾WAS ⁽⁹⁾IN ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾SECOND ⁽¹²⁾GRADE ⁽¹³⁾AND ⁽¹⁴⁾MOM ⁽¹⁵⁾COULDNT ⁽¹⁶⁾GET ⁽¹⁷⁾ME ⁽¹⁸⁾TO ⁽¹⁹⁾BRUSH ⁽²⁰⁾MY ⁽²¹⁾TEETH ⁽²²⁾SO ⁽²³⁾SHE ⁽²⁴⁾MADE ⁽²⁵⁾THIS ⁽²⁶⁾PRETEND ⁽²⁷⁾CALL ⁽²⁸⁾TO ⁽²⁹⁾THE ⁽³⁰⁾DENTIST ⁽³¹⁾AND ⁽³²⁾I ⁽³³⁾TOTALLY ⁽³⁴⁾FELL ⁽³⁵⁾FOR ⁽³⁶⁾IT

{E} ⁽¹⁾IN ⁽²⁾FACT ⁽³⁾THATS ⁽⁴⁾WHEN ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾STARTED ⁽⁷⁾BRUSHING ⁽⁸⁾MY ⁽⁹⁾TEETH ⁽¹⁰⁾FIVE ⁽¹¹⁾TIMES ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾DAY

{F} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾SAID ⁽³⁾SHE ⁽⁴⁾WAS ⁽⁵⁾GOING ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾THINK ⁽⁸⁾ABOUT ⁽⁹⁾WHAT ⁽¹⁰⁾MY ⁽¹¹⁾PUNISHMENT ⁽¹²⁾SHOULD ⁽¹³⁾BE ⁽¹⁴⁾FOR ⁽¹⁵⁾TELLING ⁽¹⁶⁾A ⁽¹⁷⁾LIE ⁽¹⁸⁾AND ⁽¹⁹⁾SHED ⁽²⁰⁾LET ⁽²¹⁾ME ⁽²²⁾KNOW ⁽²³⁾AS ⁽²⁴⁾SOON ⁽²⁵⁾AS ⁽²⁶⁾SHE ⁽²⁷⁾CAME ⁽²⁸⁾UP ⁽²⁹⁾WITH ⁽³⁰⁾SOMETHING ⁽³¹⁾THAT ⁽³²⁾FIT ⁽³³⁾THE ⁽³⁴⁾CRIME

{G} ⁽¹⁾SEE ⁽²⁾THATS ⁽³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁾DIFFERENCE ⁽⁵⁾BETWEEN ⁽⁶⁾MOM ⁽⁷⁾AND ⁽⁸⁾DAD ⁽⁹⁾DAD ⁽¹⁰⁾IS ⁽¹¹⁾PRETTY ⁽¹²⁾SIMPLE ⁽¹³⁾IF ⁽¹⁴⁾YOU ⁽¹⁵⁾MESS ⁽¹⁶⁾UP ⁽¹⁷⁾IN ⁽¹⁸⁾FRONT ⁽¹⁹⁾OF ⁽²⁰⁾HIM ⁽²¹⁾HE ⁽²²⁾JUST ⁽²³⁾THROWS ⁽²⁴⁾WHATEVER ⁽²⁵⁾IS ⁽²⁶⁾IN ⁽²⁷⁾HIS ⁽²⁸⁾HAND ⁽²⁹⁾AT ⁽³⁰⁾YOU

{H} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾MOMS ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾LOT ⁽⁵⁾MORE ⁽⁶⁾CRAFTY ⁽⁷⁾WITH ⁽⁸⁾HER ⁽⁹⁾PUNISHMENTS ⁽¹⁰⁾SHE ⁽¹¹⁾THINKS ⁽¹²⁾ABOUT ⁽¹³⁾IT ⁽¹⁴⁾FOR ⁽¹⁵⁾A ⁽¹⁶⁾FEW ⁽¹⁷⁾DAYS ⁽¹⁸⁾AND ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾WAITING ⁽²¹⁾ENDS ⁽²²⁾UP ⁽²³⁾BEING ⁽²⁴⁾JUST ⁽²⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽²⁶⁾AS ⁽²⁷⁾BAD ⁽²⁸⁾AS ⁽²⁹⁾THE ⁽³⁰⁾PUNISHMENT

{I} ⁽¹⁾IN ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾MEANTIME ⁽⁴⁾YOU ⁽⁵⁾END ⁽⁶⁾UP ⁽⁷⁾DOING ⁽⁸⁾ALL ⁽⁹⁾THESE ⁽¹⁰⁾NICE ⁽¹¹⁾THINGS ⁽¹²⁾HOPING ⁽¹³⁾ITLL ⁽¹⁴⁾GET ⁽¹⁵⁾YOU ⁽¹⁶⁾OFF ⁽¹⁷⁾EASIER

{J} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾THEN ⁽³⁾AFTER ⁽⁴⁾A ⁽⁵⁾FEW ⁽⁶⁾DAYS ⁽⁷⁾JUST ⁽⁸⁾WHEN ⁽⁹⁾YOU ⁽¹⁰⁾FORGET ⁽¹¹⁾ABOUT ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾PUNISHMENT ⁽¹⁴⁾THATS ⁽¹⁵⁾COMING ⁽¹⁶⁾THATS ⁽¹⁷⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁸⁾SHE ⁽¹⁹⁾GETS ⁽²⁰⁾YOU

{K} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾ONLY ⁽³⁾GOOD ⁽⁴⁾THING ⁽⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽⁶⁾MOMS ⁽⁷⁾PUNISHMENTS ⁽⁸⁾IS ⁽⁹⁾THAT ⁽¹⁰⁾SHES ⁽¹¹⁾PRETTY ⁽¹²⁾SOFT ⁽¹³⁾SO ⁽¹⁴⁾IF ⁽¹⁵⁾YOU ⁽¹⁶⁾JUST ⁽¹⁷⁾LAY ⁽¹⁸⁾LOW ⁽¹⁹⁾FOR ⁽²⁰⁾A ⁽²¹⁾WHILE ⁽²²⁾YOU ⁽²³⁾CAN ⁽²⁴⁾PRETTY ⁽²⁵⁾MUCH ⁽²⁶⁾ALWAYS ⁽²⁷⁾GET ⁽²⁸⁾OUT ⁽²⁹⁾OF ⁽³⁰⁾THE ⁽³¹⁾PUNISHMENT ⁽³²⁾EARLY

{L} ⁽¹⁾ANYWAY ⁽²⁾THATS ⁽³⁾WHAT ⁽⁴⁾IM ⁽⁵⁾COUNTING ⁽⁶⁾ON ⁽⁷⁾WHILE ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾WAIT ⁽¹⁰⁾FOR ⁽¹¹⁾THIS ⁽¹²⁾PUNISHMENT ⁽¹³⁾TO ⁽¹⁴⁾GET ⁽¹⁵⁾HANDED ⁽¹⁶⁾DOWN

{M} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾NOW ⁽³⁾IVE ⁽⁴⁾GONE ⁽⁵⁾AND ⁽⁶⁾DONE ⁽⁷⁾IT ⁽⁸⁾REMEMBER ⁽⁹⁾HOW ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾SAID ⁽¹²⁾YESTERDAY ⁽¹³⁾THAT ⁽¹⁴⁾WHILE ⁽¹⁵⁾YOURE ⁽¹⁶⁾WAITING ⁽¹⁷⁾FOR ⁽¹⁸⁾MOM ⁽¹⁹⁾TO ⁽²⁰⁾HAND ⁽²¹⁾DOWN ⁽²²⁾HER ⁽²³⁾PUNISHMENT ⁽²⁴⁾YOU ⁽²⁵⁾END ⁽²⁶⁾UP ⁽²⁷⁾DOING ⁽²⁸⁾ALL ⁽²⁹⁾THIS ⁽³⁰⁾GOOD ⁽³¹⁾STUFF ⁽³²⁾TO ⁽³³⁾MAKE ⁽³⁴⁾HER ⁽³⁵⁾CHANGE ⁽³⁶⁾HER ⁽³⁷⁾MIND ⁽³⁸⁾IT ⁽³⁹⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁰⁾THAT ⁽⁴¹⁾KIND ⁽⁴²⁾OF ⁽⁴³⁾THINKING ⁽⁴⁴⁾THAT ⁽⁴⁵⁾GOT ⁽⁴⁶⁾ME ⁽⁴⁷⁾IN ⁽⁴⁸⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁹⁾EXTRA ⁽⁵⁰⁾TROUBLE ⁽⁵¹⁾IM ⁽⁵²⁾IN ⁽⁵³⁾NOW

{N} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾AFTER ⁽³⁾SCHOOL ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾THOUGHT ⁽⁶⁾MAYBE ⁽⁷⁾IF ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾WASHED ⁽¹⁰⁾MOMS ⁽¹¹⁾CAR ⁽¹²⁾BEFORE ⁽¹³⁾SHE ⁽¹⁴⁾GOT ⁽¹⁵⁾HOME ⁽¹⁶⁾SHE ⁽¹⁷⁾MIGHT ⁽¹⁸⁾GO ⁽¹⁹⁾EASY ⁽²⁰⁾ON ⁽²¹⁾ME ⁽²²⁾WITH ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾PUNISHMENT ⁽²⁵⁾THING ⁽²⁶⁾SO ⁽²⁷⁾THATS ⁽²⁸⁾WHAT ⁽²⁹⁾I ⁽³⁰⁾DID ⁽³¹⁾BUT ⁽³²⁾I ⁽³³⁾MADE ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾MISTAKE ⁽³⁶⁾OF ⁽³⁷⁾USING ⁽³⁸⁾BRILLO ⁽³⁹⁾TO ⁽⁴⁰⁾RUB ⁽⁴¹⁾OFF ⁽⁴²⁾ALL ⁽⁴³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁴⁾BUGS ⁽⁴⁵⁾AND ⁽⁴⁶⁾TAR ⁽⁴⁷⁾SPOTS ⁽⁴⁸⁾SO ⁽⁴⁹⁾I ⁽⁵⁰⁾WAS ⁽⁵¹⁾IN ⁽⁵²⁾FOR ⁽⁵³⁾THE ⁽⁵⁴⁾SURPRISE ⁽⁵⁵⁾OF ⁽⁵⁶⁾MY ⁽⁵⁷⁾LIFE ⁽⁵⁸⁾WHEN ⁽⁵⁹⁾I ⁽⁶⁰⁾RINSED ⁽⁶¹⁾THE ⁽⁶²⁾CAR ⁽⁶³⁾OFF

{A} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾TOTALLY ⁽³⁾RUINED ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾PAINT ⁽⁶⁾JOB ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾THOUGHT ⁽⁹⁾ABOUT ⁽¹⁰⁾JUST ⁽¹¹⁾DENYING ⁽¹²⁾EVERYTHING ⁽¹³⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁴⁾MOM ⁽¹⁵⁾ASKED ⁽¹⁶⁾ME ⁽¹⁷⁾HOW ⁽¹⁸⁾HER ⁽¹⁹⁾CAR ⁽²⁰⁾GOT ⁽²¹⁾SCRATCHED ⁽²²⁾UP ⁽²³⁾BUT ⁽²⁴⁾MANNY ⁽²⁵⁾WAS ⁽²⁶⁾THERE ⁽²⁷⁾TO ⁽²⁸⁾SEE ⁽²⁹⁾EVERYTHING

{B} ⁽¹⁾MANNY ⁽²⁾HAS ⁽³⁾BEEN ⁽⁴⁾TELLING ⁽⁵⁾ON ⁽⁶⁾ME ⁽⁷⁾SINCE ⁽⁸⁾HE ⁽⁹⁾COULD ⁽¹⁰⁾TALK ⁽¹¹⁾IN ⁽¹²⁾FACT ⁽¹³⁾HE ⁽¹⁴⁾HAS ⁽¹⁵⁾TOLD ⁽¹⁶⁾ON ⁽¹⁷⁾ME ⁽¹⁸⁾FOR ⁽¹⁹⁾STUFF ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾DID ⁽²²⁾BEFORE ⁽²³⁾HE ⁽²⁴⁾COULD ⁽²⁵⁾TALK ⁽²⁶⁾ONE ⁽²⁷⁾TIME ⁽²⁸⁾WHEN ⁽²⁹⁾I ⁽³⁰⁾WAS ⁽³¹⁾EIGHT ⁽³²⁾I ⁽³³⁾BROKE ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾SLIDING ⁽³⁶⁾GLASS ⁽³⁷⁾DOOR ⁽³⁸⁾BUT ⁽³⁹⁾MOM ⁽⁴⁰⁾AND ⁽⁴¹⁾DAD ⁽⁴²⁾COULDNT ⁽⁴³⁾PEG ⁽⁴⁴⁾IT ⁽⁴⁵⁾ON ⁽⁴⁶⁾ME ⁽⁴⁷⁾BUT ⁽⁴⁸⁾MANNY ⁽⁴⁹⁾WAS ⁽⁵⁰⁾THERE ⁽⁵¹⁾TO ⁽⁵²⁾WITNESS ⁽⁵³⁾IT ⁽⁵⁴⁾AND ⁽⁵⁵⁾HE ⁽⁵⁶⁾SQUEALED ⁽⁵⁷⁾ON ⁽⁵⁸⁾ME ⁽⁵⁹⁾THREE ⁽⁶⁰⁾YEARS ⁽⁶¹⁾LATER

{C} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾AFTER ⁽³⁾MANNY ⁽⁴⁾STARTED ⁽⁵⁾TALKING ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾HAD ⁽⁸⁾TO ⁽⁹⁾START ⁽¹⁰⁾WORRYING ⁽¹¹⁾ABOUT ⁽¹²⁾ALL ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾BAD ⁽¹⁵⁾THINGS ⁽¹⁶⁾HE ⁽¹⁷⁾SAW ⁽¹⁸⁾ME ⁽¹⁹⁾DO ⁽²⁰⁾WHEN ⁽²¹⁾HE ⁽²²⁾WAS ⁽²³⁾REAL ⁽²⁴⁾SMALL

{D} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾USED ⁽³⁾TO ⁽⁴⁾BE ⁽⁵⁾A ⁽⁶⁾TATTLE ⁽⁷⁾TALE ⁽⁸⁾MYSELF ⁽⁹⁾UNTIL ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾LEARNED ⁽¹²⁾MY ⁽¹³⁾LESSON ⁽¹⁴⁾THIS ⁽¹⁵⁾ONE ⁽¹⁶⁾TIME ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾TOLD ⁽¹⁹⁾ON ⁽²⁰⁾RODRICK ⁽²¹⁾FOR ⁽²²⁾SAYING ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾BAD ⁽²⁵⁾WORD ⁽²⁶⁾MOM ⁽²⁷⁾ASKED ⁽²⁸⁾ME ⁽²⁹⁾WHICH ⁽³⁰⁾WORD ⁽³¹⁾HE ⁽³²⁾SAID ⁽³³⁾SO ⁽³⁴⁾I ⁽³⁵⁾SPELLED ⁽³⁶⁾IT ⁽³⁷⁾OUT ⁽³⁸⁾AND ⁽³⁹⁾IT ⁽⁴⁰⁾WAS ⁽⁴¹⁾A ⁽⁴²⁾LONG ⁽⁴³⁾ONE ⁽⁴⁴⁾TOO ⁽⁴⁵⁾NOT ⁽⁴⁶⁾ONLY ⁽⁴⁷⁾DID ⁽⁴⁸⁾RODRICK ⁽⁴⁹⁾GET ⁽⁵⁰⁾AWAY ⁽⁵¹⁾SCOT ⁽⁵²⁾FREE ⁽⁵³⁾BUT ⁽⁵⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁵⁾GOT ⁽⁵⁶⁾PUNISHED ⁽⁵⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁵⁸⁾KNOWING ⁽⁵⁹⁾HOW ⁽⁶⁰⁾TO ⁽⁶¹⁾SPELL ⁽⁶²⁾A ⁽⁶³⁾BAD ⁽⁶⁴⁾WORD

{E} ⁽¹⁾LIKE ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾SAID ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾KNEW ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾COULDNT ⁽⁸⁾TALK ⁽⁹⁾MANNY ⁽¹⁰⁾OUT ⁽¹¹⁾OF ⁽¹²⁾TELLING ⁽¹³⁾ON ⁽¹⁴⁾ME ⁽¹⁵⁾FOR ⁽¹⁶⁾USING ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾BRILLO ⁽¹⁹⁾ON ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾CAR ⁽²²⁾SO ⁽²³⁾I ⁽²⁴⁾DECIDED ⁽²⁵⁾TO ⁽²⁶⁾TRY ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾TRICK ⁽²⁹⁾IVE ⁽³⁰⁾BEEN ⁽³¹⁾SAVING ⁽³²⁾UP ⁽³³⁾FOR ⁽³⁴⁾A ⁽³⁵⁾SITUATION ⁽³⁶⁾LIKE ⁽³⁷⁾THIS

{F} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾PACKED ⁽³⁾UP ⁽⁴⁾A ⁽⁵⁾BAG ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾MADE ⁽⁸⁾IT ⁽⁹⁾SEEM ⁽¹⁰⁾LIKE ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾WAS ⁽¹³⁾GOING ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾RUN ⁽¹⁶⁾AWAY ⁽¹⁷⁾FROM ⁽¹⁸⁾HOME ⁽¹⁹⁾RATHER ⁽²⁰⁾THAN ⁽²¹⁾FACE ⁽²²⁾MOM ⁽²³⁾AND ⁽²⁴⁾DAD ⁽²⁵⁾FOR ⁽²⁶⁾WHAT ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾DID

{G} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾GOT ⁽³⁾TO ⁽⁴⁾GIVE ⁽⁵⁾RODRICK ⁽⁶⁾CREDIT ⁽⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁸⁾THIS ⁽⁹⁾ONE ⁽¹⁰⁾HE ⁽¹¹⁾USED ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾PULL ⁽¹⁴⁾IT ⁽¹⁵⁾ON ⁽¹⁶⁾ME ⁽¹⁷⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁸⁾HE ⁽¹⁹⁾DID ⁽²⁰⁾SOMETHING ⁽²¹⁾BAD ⁽²²⁾AND ⁽²³⁾HE ⁽²⁴⁾KNEW ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾WAS ⁽²⁷⁾GOING ⁽²⁸⁾TO ⁽²⁹⁾TELL ⁽³⁰⁾ON ⁽³¹⁾HIM

{H} ⁽¹⁾HED ⁽²⁾BASICALLY ⁽³⁾JUST ⁽⁴⁾WALK ⁽⁵⁾OUTSIDE ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾THEN ⁽⁸⁾COME ⁽⁹⁾HOME ⁽¹⁰⁾FIVE ⁽¹¹⁾MINUTES ⁽¹²⁾LATER ⁽¹³⁾BUT ⁽¹⁴⁾BY ⁽¹⁵⁾THAT ⁽¹⁶⁾TIME ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾WAS ⁽¹⁹⁾IN ⁽²⁰⁾PIECES ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾COULDNT ⁽²³⁾EVEN ⁽²⁴⁾REMEMBER ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾BAD ⁽²⁷⁾THING ⁽²⁸⁾THAT ⁽²⁹⁾HE ⁽³⁰⁾DID

{I} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾LEFT ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾HOUSE ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾WAITED ⁽⁸⁾FIVE ⁽⁹⁾MINUTES ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾THEN ⁽¹²⁾CAME ⁽¹³⁾BACK ⁽¹⁴⁾INSIDE ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾WAS ⁽¹⁷⁾EXPECTING ⁽¹⁸⁾TO ⁽¹⁹⁾FIND ⁽²⁰⁾MANNY ⁽²¹⁾IN ⁽²²⁾THE ⁽²³⁾FOYER ⁽²⁴⁾BAWLING ⁽²⁵⁾LIKE ⁽²⁶⁾A ⁽²⁷⁾BABY ⁽²⁸⁾BUT ⁽²⁹⁾HE ⁽³⁰⁾WASNT ⁽³¹⁾THERE ⁽³²⁾AT ⁽³³⁾ALL

{J} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾WENT ⁽³⁾AROUND ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾HOUSE ⁽⁶⁾LOOKING ⁽⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁸⁾HIM ⁽⁹⁾AND ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾STARTED ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾GET ⁽¹⁴⁾REALLY ⁽¹⁵⁾NERVOUS ⁽¹⁶⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁷⁾IM ⁽¹⁸⁾NOT ⁽¹⁹⁾SUPPOSED ⁽²⁰⁾TO ⁽²¹⁾LEAVE ⁽²²⁾MANNY ⁽²³⁾ALONE

{K} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾FOUND ⁽⁴⁾HIM ⁽⁵⁾IN ⁽⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁾KITCHEN ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾GUESS ⁽¹⁰⁾WHAT ⁽¹¹⁾HE ⁽¹²⁾WAS ⁽¹³⁾HALFWAY ⁽¹⁴⁾FINISHED ⁽¹⁵⁾WITH ⁽¹⁶⁾MY ⁽¹⁷⁾GIANT ⁽¹⁸⁾HERSHEYS ⁽¹⁹⁾KISS ⁽²⁰⁾IVE ⁽²¹⁾BEEN ⁽²²⁾SAVING ⁽²³⁾SINCE ⁽²⁴⁾SUMMER

{L} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾THINGS ⁽³⁾TURNED ⁽⁴⁾FROM ⁽⁵⁾BAD ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾WORSE

{M} ⁽¹⁾WHEN ⁽²⁾MOM ⁽³⁾GOT ⁽⁴⁾HOME ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾ACTUALLY ⁽⁷⁾SPILLED ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾BEANS ⁽¹⁰⁾TO ⁽¹¹⁾HER ⁽¹²⁾ABOUT ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾CAR ⁽¹⁵⁾AS ⁽¹⁶⁾FAST ⁽¹⁷⁾AS ⁽¹⁸⁾I ⁽¹⁹⁾COULD

{N} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾BASICALLY ⁽⁴⁾TRYING ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾KEEP ⁽⁷⁾MANNY ⁽⁸⁾QUIET ⁽⁹⁾ABOUT ⁽¹⁰⁾HOW ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾LEFT ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾HOUSE ⁽¹⁵⁾WHICH ⁽¹⁶⁾WOULD ⁽¹⁷⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁸⁾GOTTEN ⁽¹⁹⁾ME ⁽²⁰⁾IN ⁽²¹⁾A ⁽²²⁾LOT ⁽²³⁾MORE ⁽²⁴⁾TROUBLE ⁽²⁵⁾THAN ⁽²⁶⁾RUINING ⁽²⁷⁾HER ⁽²⁸⁾CAR

{A} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾JUST ⁽³⁾LISTENED ⁽⁴⁾WITH ⁽⁵⁾A ⁽⁶⁾FROWN ⁽⁷⁾ON ⁽⁸⁾HER ⁽⁹⁾FACE ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾THEN ⁽¹²⁾TOLD ⁽¹³⁾ME ⁽¹⁴⁾WED ⁽¹⁵⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾WAIT ⁽¹⁸⁾UNTIL ⁽¹⁹⁾DAD ⁽²⁰⁾GOT ⁽²¹⁾HOME ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾SEE ⁽²⁴⁾WHAT ⁽²⁵⁾HE ⁽²⁶⁾THOUGHT ⁽²⁷⁾ABOUT ⁽²⁸⁾WHAT ⁽²⁹⁾I ⁽³⁰⁾DID

{B} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾FIGURED ⁽³⁾SHE ⁽⁴⁾MIGHT ⁽⁵⁾DO ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾SO ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾PULLED ⁽¹⁰⁾ANOTHER ⁽¹¹⁾TRICK ⁽¹²⁾I ⁽¹³⁾LEARNED ⁽¹⁴⁾FROM ⁽¹⁵⁾RODRICK ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾INVITED ⁽¹⁸⁾GRAMMA ⁽¹⁹⁾OVER ⁽²⁰⁾FOR ⁽²¹⁾DINNER ⁽²²⁾I ⁽²³⁾FIGURED ⁽²⁴⁾NOTHING ⁽²⁵⁾TOO ⁽²⁶⁾BAD ⁽²⁷⁾COULD ⁽²⁸⁾HAPPEN ⁽²⁹⁾IF ⁽³⁰⁾SHE ⁽³¹⁾WAS ⁽³²⁾AROUND ⁽³³⁾AND ⁽³⁴⁾I ⁽³⁵⁾KNEW ⁽³⁶⁾I ⁽³⁷⁾COULD ⁽³⁸⁾USE ⁽³⁹⁾ANY ⁽⁴⁰⁾PROTECTION ⁽⁴¹⁾I ⁽⁴²⁾COULD ⁽⁴³⁾GET

{C} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾AT ⁽³⁾600 ⁽⁴⁾ON ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾DOT ⁽⁷⁾DAD ⁽⁸⁾CAME ⁽⁹⁾HOME ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾OF ⁽¹²⁾COURSE ⁽¹³⁾HES ⁽¹⁴⁾IN ⁽¹⁵⁾A ⁽¹⁶⁾GREAT ⁽¹⁷⁾MOOD ⁽¹⁸⁾FOR ⁽¹⁹⁾SOME ⁽²⁰⁾REASON ⁽²¹⁾THAT ⁽²²⁾ALWAYS ⁽²³⁾HAPPENS ⁽²⁴⁾TO ⁽²⁵⁾ME ⁽²⁶⁾WHEN ⁽²⁷⁾IM ⁽²⁸⁾IN ⁽²⁹⁾WAITFORDADTOGETHOME ⁽³⁰⁾KIND ⁽³¹⁾OF ⁽³²⁾TROUBLE ⁽³³⁾IT ⁽³⁴⁾STINKS ⁽³⁵⁾BECAUSE ⁽³⁶⁾YOU ⁽³⁷⁾KNOW ⁽³⁸⁾HES ⁽³⁹⁾JUST ⁽⁴⁰⁾GONNA ⁽⁴¹⁾BE ⁽⁴²⁾THAT ⁽⁴³⁾MUCH ⁽⁴⁴⁾MADDER ⁽⁴⁵⁾WHEN ⁽⁴⁶⁾HE ⁽⁴⁷⁾FINDS ⁽⁴⁸⁾OUT ⁽⁴⁹⁾WHAT ⁽⁵⁰⁾YOU ⁽⁵¹⁾DID

{D} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾KEPT ⁽³⁾QUIET ⁽⁴⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁵⁾GRAMMA ⁽⁶⁾WAS ⁽⁷⁾AROUND ⁽⁸⁾SO ⁽⁹⁾AT ⁽¹⁰⁾LEAST ⁽¹¹⁾THAT ⁽¹²⁾PART ⁽¹³⁾OF ⁽¹⁴⁾MY ⁽¹⁵⁾PLAN ⁽¹⁶⁾WORKED ⁽¹⁷⁾OUT ⁽¹⁸⁾AFTER ⁽¹⁹⁾DINNER ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾JUST ⁽²²⁾SNUCK ⁽²³⁾UP ⁽²⁴⁾TO ⁽²⁵⁾MY ⁽²⁶⁾ROOM ⁽²⁷⁾AS ⁽²⁸⁾QUIETLY ⁽²⁹⁾AS ⁽³⁰⁾I ⁽³¹⁾COULD ⁽³²⁾I ⁽³³⁾THINK ⁽³⁴⁾MOM ⁽³⁵⁾IS ⁽³⁶⁾TELLING ⁽³⁷⁾DAD ⁽³⁸⁾ABOUT ⁽³⁹⁾THE ⁽⁴⁰⁾CAR ⁽⁴¹⁾RIGHT ⁽⁴²⁾NOW ⁽⁴³⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁴⁴⁾ITS ⁽⁴⁵⁾REAL ⁽⁴⁶⁾QUIET ⁽⁴⁷⁾DOWNSTAIRS

{E} ⁽¹⁾RODRICK ⁽²⁾HASNT ⁽³⁾MADE ⁽⁴⁾ME ⁽⁵⁾FEEL ⁽⁶⁾ANY ⁽⁷⁾BETTER ⁽⁸⁾ABOUT ⁽⁹⁾THIS ⁽¹⁰⁾WHOLE ⁽¹¹⁾THING ⁽¹²⁾WHENEVER ⁽¹³⁾IM ⁽¹⁴⁾IN ⁽¹⁵⁾TROUBLE ⁽¹⁶⁾HE ⁽¹⁷⁾TELLS ⁽¹⁸⁾ME ⁽¹⁹⁾THAT ⁽²⁰⁾IM ⁽²¹⁾PROBABLY ⁽²²⁾GOING ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾GET ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾BELT

{F} ⁽¹⁾AS ⁽²⁾FAR ⁽³⁾AS ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾KNOW ⁽⁶⁾DAD ⁽⁷⁾DOESNT ⁽⁸⁾BELIEVE ⁽⁹⁾IN ⁽¹⁰⁾THAT ⁽¹¹⁾KIND ⁽¹²⁾OF ⁽¹³⁾PUNISHMENT ⁽¹⁴⁾BUT ⁽¹⁵⁾RODRICK ⁽¹⁶⁾ALWAYS ⁽¹⁷⁾SEEMS ⁽¹⁸⁾TO ⁽¹⁹⁾THINK ⁽²⁰⁾DAD ⁽²¹⁾IS ⁽²²⁾GOING ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾MAKE ⁽²⁵⁾AN ⁽²⁶⁾EXCEPTION ⁽²⁷⁾FOR ⁽²⁸⁾ME

{G} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾HAVE ⁽³⁾DONE ⁽⁴⁾MY ⁽⁵⁾BEST ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾MAKE ⁽⁸⁾SURE ⁽⁹⁾DAD ⁽¹⁰⁾READS ⁽¹¹⁾ARTICLES ⁽¹²⁾FROM ⁽¹³⁾PARENTING ⁽¹⁴⁾MAGAZINES ⁽¹⁵⁾FROM ⁽¹⁶⁾TIME ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾TIME ⁽¹⁹⁾TO ⁽²⁰⁾LET ⁽²¹⁾HIM ⁽²²⁾KNOW ⁽²³⁾THAT ⁽²⁴⁾KIND ⁽²⁵⁾OF ⁽²⁶⁾THING ⁽²⁷⁾DOESNT ⁽²⁸⁾FLY ⁽²⁹⁾THESE ⁽³⁰⁾DAYS

{H} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾JUST ⁽³⁾CUT ⁽⁴⁾THOSE ⁽⁵⁾ARTICLES ⁽⁶⁾OUT ⁽⁷⁾AND ⁽⁸⁾SLIP ⁽⁹⁾THEM ⁽¹⁰⁾INTO ⁽¹¹⁾WHATEVER ⁽¹²⁾BOOK ⁽¹³⁾HES ⁽¹⁴⁾READING ⁽¹⁵⁾AT ⁽¹⁶⁾THE ⁽¹⁷⁾TIME

{I} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾THINK ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾HEAR ⁽⁵⁾DAD ⁽⁶⁾HEADING ⁽⁷⁾UP ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾STAIRS ⁽¹⁰⁾NOW

{J} ⁽¹⁾IF ⁽²⁾THESE ⁽³⁾ARE ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾LAST ⁽⁶⁾WORDS ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾EVER ⁽⁹⁾WRITE ⁽¹⁰⁾THEN ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾LEAVE ⁽¹³⁾ALL ⁽¹⁴⁾MY ⁽¹⁵⁾COMIC ⁽¹⁶⁾BOOKS ⁽¹⁷⁾AND ⁽¹⁸⁾ACTION ⁽¹⁹⁾FIGURES ⁽²⁰⁾TO ⁽²¹⁾ROWLEY ⁽²²⁾AND ⁽²³⁾PLEASE ⁽²⁴⁾THROW ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾OTHER ⁽²⁷⁾HALF ⁽²⁸⁾OF ⁽²⁹⁾MY ⁽³⁰⁾HERSHEYS ⁽³¹⁾KISS ⁽³²⁾AWAY ⁽³³⁾SO ⁽³⁴⁾MANNY ⁽³⁵⁾DOESNT ⁽³⁶⁾GET ⁽³⁷⁾IT

{K} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾LIVED ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾SEE ⁽⁶⁾ANOTHER ⁽⁷⁾DAY ⁽⁸⁾LAST ⁽⁹⁾NIGHT ⁽¹⁰⁾WHEN ⁽¹¹⁾DAD ⁽¹²⁾KNOCKED ⁽¹³⁾ON ⁽¹⁴⁾MY ⁽¹⁵⁾DOOR ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾PEEKED ⁽¹⁸⁾THROUGH ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾CRACK ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾SAW ⁽²³⁾THAT ⁽²⁴⁾HE ⁽²⁵⁾WASNT ⁽²⁶⁾WEARING ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾BELT ⁽²⁹⁾SO ⁽³⁰⁾I ⁽³¹⁾LET ⁽³²⁾HIM ⁽³³⁾IN

{L} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾WASNT ⁽³⁾EVEN ⁽⁴⁾ALL ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾MAD ⁽⁷⁾MOSTLY ⁽⁸⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁹⁾IT ⁽¹⁰⁾WASNT ⁽¹¹⁾HIS ⁽¹²⁾CAR ⁽¹³⁾THAT ⁽¹⁴⁾GOT ⁽¹⁵⁾SCRAPED ⁽¹⁶⁾UP ⁽¹⁷⁾SO ⁽¹⁸⁾HE ⁽¹⁹⁾JUST ⁽²⁰⁾TOLD ⁽²¹⁾ME ⁽²²⁾NOT ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾USE ⁽²⁵⁾BRILLO ⁽²⁶⁾TO ⁽²⁷⁾CLEAN ⁽²⁸⁾A ⁽²⁹⁾CAR ⁽³⁰⁾AGAIN ⁽³¹⁾AND ⁽³²⁾THAT ⁽³³⁾WAS ⁽³⁴⁾THAT

{M} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾ANOTHER ⁽⁴⁾STORY ⁽⁵⁾HER ⁽⁶⁾PUNISHMENT ⁽⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁸⁾RUINING ⁽⁹⁾HER ⁽¹⁰⁾CAR ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾THAT ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁵⁾TO ⁽¹⁶⁾CLEAN ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾WHOLE ⁽¹⁹⁾BASEMENT

{N} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾SHE ⁽³⁾SAID ⁽⁴⁾IF ⁽⁵⁾SHE ⁽⁶⁾CATCHES ⁽⁷⁾ME ⁽⁸⁾LYING ⁽⁹⁾AGAIN ⁽¹⁰⁾SHELL ⁽¹¹⁾TAKE ⁽¹²⁾AWAY ⁽¹³⁾MY ⁽¹⁴⁾VIDEO ⁽¹⁵⁾GAMES ⁽¹⁶⁾FOR ⁽¹⁷⁾GOOD ⁽¹⁸⁾SO ⁽¹⁹⁾I ⁽²⁰⁾BETTER ⁽²¹⁾BE ⁽²²⁾PRETTY ⁽²³⁾HONEST ⁽²⁴⁾FROM ⁽²⁵⁾NOW ⁽²⁶⁾ON

{O} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾NOW ⁽³⁾THAT ⁽⁴⁾ALL ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾STUFF ⁽⁷⁾WAS ⁽⁸⁾BEHIND ⁽⁹⁾ME ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾COULD ⁽¹²⁾SWITCH ⁽¹³⁾MY ⁽¹⁴⁾FOCUS ⁽¹⁵⁾BACK ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾SCHOOL

{A} ⁽¹⁾WE ⁽²⁾JUST ⁽³⁾GOT ⁽⁴⁾OUR ⁽⁵⁾FIRST ⁽⁶⁾BIG ⁽⁷⁾ASSIGNMENT ⁽⁸⁾IN ⁽⁹⁾ENGLISH ⁽¹⁰⁾WHICH ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾DO ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾BOOK ⁽¹⁶⁾REPORT ⁽¹⁷⁾IVE ⁽¹⁸⁾BEEN ⁽¹⁹⁾MILKING ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾SAME ⁽²²⁾BOOK ⁽²³⁾FOR ⁽²⁴⁾THE ⁽²⁵⁾PAST ⁽²⁶⁾FIVE ⁽²⁷⁾YEARS ⁽²⁸⁾ENCYCLOPEDIA ⁽²⁹⁾BROWN ⁽³⁰⁾DOES ⁽³¹⁾IT ⁽³²⁾AGAIN ⁽³³⁾THERE ⁽³⁴⁾ARE ⁽³⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽³⁶⁾12 ⁽³⁷⁾SHORT ⁽³⁸⁾STORIES ⁽³⁹⁾IN ⁽⁴⁰⁾THERE ⁽⁴¹⁾BUT ⁽⁴²⁾I ⁽⁴³⁾ALWAYS ⁽⁴⁴⁾JUST ⁽⁴⁵⁾TREAT ⁽⁴⁶⁾ONE ⁽⁴⁷⁾SHORT ⁽⁴⁸⁾STORY ⁽⁴⁹⁾LIKE ⁽⁵⁰⁾ITS ⁽⁵¹⁾THE ⁽⁵²⁾WHOLE ⁽⁵³⁾BOOK ⁽⁵⁴⁾AND ⁽⁵⁵⁾THE ⁽⁵⁶⁾TEACHER ⁽⁵⁷⁾NEVER ⁽⁵⁸⁾NOTICES

{B} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾TO ⁽³⁾GIVE ⁽⁴⁾YOU ⁽⁵⁾AN ⁽⁶⁾IDEA ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾HOW ⁽⁹⁾SHORT ⁽¹⁰⁾EACH ⁽¹¹⁾STORY ⁽¹²⁾IS ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾CAN ⁽¹⁵⁾FINISH ⁽¹⁶⁾ONE ⁽¹⁷⁾IN ⁽¹⁸⁾ABOUT ⁽¹⁹⁾THREE ⁽²⁰⁾AND ⁽²¹⁾A ⁽²²⁾HALF ⁽²³⁾MINUTES ⁽²⁴⁾WITHOUT ⁽²⁵⁾REALLY ⁽²⁶⁾TRYING

{C} ⁽¹⁾THESE ⁽²⁾ENCYCLOPEDIA ⁽³⁾BROWN ⁽⁴⁾STORIES ⁽⁵⁾ARE ⁽⁶⁾ALWAYS ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾SAME ⁽⁹⁾ITS ⁽¹⁰⁾ALWAYS ⁽¹¹⁾ABOUT ⁽¹²⁾HOW ⁽¹³⁾SOMEBODY ⁽¹⁴⁾COMMITS ⁽¹⁵⁾SOME ⁽¹⁶⁾LAME ⁽¹⁷⁾CRIME ⁽¹⁸⁾LIKE ⁽¹⁹⁾STEALING ⁽²⁰⁾A ⁽²¹⁾FISH ⁽²²⁾AND ⁽²³⁾THEN ⁽²⁴⁾ENCYCLOPEDIA ⁽²⁵⁾FIGURES ⁽²⁶⁾OUT ⁽²⁷⁾WHO ⁽²⁸⁾DID ⁽²⁹⁾IT ⁽³⁰⁾AND ⁽³¹⁾MAKES ⁽³²⁾THEM ⁽³³⁾LOOK ⁽³⁴⁾STUPID

{D} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾HAVE ⁽³⁾TO ⁽⁴⁾SAY ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾NO ⁽⁷⁾MATTER ⁽⁸⁾HOW ⁽⁹⁾HARD ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾TRY ⁽¹²⁾I ⁽¹³⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁴⁾NEVER ⁽¹⁵⁾FIGURED ⁽¹⁶⁾OUT ⁽¹⁷⁾ONE ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾THESE ⁽²⁰⁾STORIES ⁽²¹⁾BEFORE ⁽²²⁾THE ⁽²³⁾END ⁽²⁴⁾SO ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾GUESS ⁽²⁷⁾IM ⁽²⁸⁾NOT ⁽²⁹⁾AS ⁽³⁰⁾BRAINY ⁽³¹⁾AS ⁽³²⁾ENCYCLOPEDIA

{E} ⁽¹⁾IM ⁽²⁾KIND ⁽³⁾OF ⁽⁴⁾AN ⁽⁵⁾EXPERT ⁽⁶⁾AT ⁽⁷⁾WRITING ⁽⁸⁾THESE ⁽⁹⁾BOOK ⁽¹⁰⁾REPORTS ⁽¹¹⁾BY ⁽¹²⁾NOW ⁽¹³⁾SO ⁽¹⁴⁾I ⁽¹⁵⁾KNOW ⁽¹⁶⁾HOW ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾WRITE ⁽¹⁹⁾EXACTLY ⁽²⁰⁾WHAT ⁽²¹⁾A ⁽²²⁾TEACHER ⁽²³⁾WANTS ⁽²⁴⁾TO ⁽²⁵⁾HEAR

{F} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾FOR ⁽³⁾ME ⁽⁴⁾BOOK ⁽⁵⁾REPORTS ⁽⁶⁾ARE ⁽⁷⁾NO ⁽⁸⁾SWEAT

{G} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾FORGOT ⁽³⁾TO ⁽⁴⁾MENTION ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾THIS ⁽⁷⁾AFTERNOON ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾TOOK ⁽¹⁰⁾CARE ⁽¹¹⁾OF ⁽¹²⁾PART ⁽¹³⁾ONE ⁽¹⁴⁾OF ⁽¹⁵⁾MOMS ⁽¹⁶⁾PUNISHMENT

{H} ⁽¹⁾NOW ⁽²⁾IVE ⁽³⁾JUST ⁽⁴⁾GOT ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾KEEP ⁽⁷⁾MY ⁽⁸⁾NOSE ⁽⁹⁾CLEAN ⁽¹⁰⁾FOR ⁽¹¹⁾A ⁽¹²⁾WHILE ⁽¹³⁾AND ⁽¹⁴⁾ILL ⁽¹⁵⁾BE ⁽¹⁶⁾OFF ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾HOOK

{I} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾FAR ⁽³⁾ITS ⁽⁴⁾BEEN ⁽⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽⁶⁾35 ⁽⁷⁾HOURS ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾IVE ⁽¹⁰⁾KEPT ⁽¹¹⁾MY ⁽¹²⁾PROMISE ⁽¹³⁾TO ⁽¹⁴⁾MOM ⁽¹⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽¹⁶⁾THE ⁽¹⁷⁾WHOLE ⁽¹⁸⁾HONESTY ⁽¹⁹⁾THING ⁽²⁰⁾IT ⁽²¹⁾REALLY ⁽²²⁾HASNT ⁽²³⁾BEEN ⁽²⁴⁾AS ⁽²⁵⁾BAD ⁽²⁶⁾AS ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾THOUGHT ⁽²⁹⁾AND ⁽³⁰⁾IN ⁽³¹⁾FACT ⁽³²⁾IT ⁽³³⁾HAS ⁽³⁴⁾BEEN ⁽³⁵⁾KIND ⁽³⁶⁾OF ⁽³⁷⁾LIBERATING

{J} ⁽¹⁾IVE ⁽²⁾BEEN ⁽³⁾IN ⁽⁴⁾A ⁽⁵⁾COUPLE ⁽⁶⁾SITUATIONS ⁽⁷⁾ALREADY ⁽⁸⁾WHERE ⁽⁹⁾IVE ⁽¹⁰⁾BEEN ⁽¹¹⁾A ⁽¹²⁾LOT ⁽¹³⁾MORE ⁽¹⁴⁾TRUTHFUL ⁽¹⁵⁾THAN ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾WOULD ⁽¹⁸⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁹⁾BEEN ⁽²⁰⁾JUST ⁽²¹⁾A ⁽²²⁾DAY ⁽²³⁾OR ⁽²⁴⁾TWO ⁽²⁵⁾AGO ⁽²⁶⁾LIKE ⁽²⁷⁾TODAY ⁽²⁸⁾WHEN ⁽²⁹⁾MAX ⁽³⁰⁾SMEDLEY ⁽³¹⁾STARTED ⁽³²⁾TELLING ⁽³³⁾ME ⁽³⁴⁾HIS ⁽³⁵⁾BIG ⁽³⁶⁾PLANS

{K} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾AT ⁽³⁾ROWLEYS ⁽⁴⁾GRANDPAS ⁽⁵⁾BIRTHDAY ⁽⁶⁾PARTY

{L} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾MOST ⁽³⁾PEOPLE ⁽⁴⁾DONT ⁽⁵⁾SEEM ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾REALLY ⁽⁸⁾APPRECIATE ⁽⁹⁾A ⁽¹⁰⁾PERSON ⁽¹¹⁾AS ⁽¹²⁾HONEST ⁽¹³⁾AS ⁽¹⁴⁾ME ⁽¹⁵⁾LETS ⁽¹⁶⁾JUST ⁽¹⁷⁾SAY ⁽¹⁸⁾I ⁽¹⁹⁾CANT ⁽²⁰⁾UNDERSTAND ⁽²¹⁾HOW ⁽²²⁾GEORGE ⁽²³⁾WASHINGTON ⁽²⁴⁾EVER ⁽²⁵⁾GOT ⁽²⁶⁾ELECTED ⁽²⁷⁾PRESIDENT

{M} ⁽¹⁾IM ⁽²⁾ACTUALLY ⁽³⁾LOOKING ⁽⁴⁾FORWARD ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾TOMORROW ⁽⁷⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁸⁾THERE ⁽⁹⁾ARE ⁽¹⁰⁾A ⁽¹¹⁾COUPLE ⁽¹²⁾OF ⁽¹³⁾TEACHERS ⁽¹⁴⁾WHO ⁽¹⁵⁾COULD ⁽¹⁶⁾USE ⁽¹⁷⁾A ⁽¹⁸⁾GOOD ⁽¹⁹⁾DOES ⁽²⁰⁾OF ⁽²¹⁾TRUTHFULNESS

{N} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾THINK ⁽³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁾HONESTY ⁽⁵⁾PROMISE ⁽⁶⁾HAS ⁽⁷⁾BEEN ⁽⁸⁾CANCELLED ⁽⁹⁾AND ⁽¹⁰⁾NOT ⁽¹¹⁾BY ⁽¹²⁾ME ⁽¹³⁾BUT ⁽¹⁴⁾BY ⁽¹⁵⁾MOM ⁽¹⁶⁾TODAY ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾ANSWERED ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾PHONE ⁽²¹⁾AND ⁽²²⁾IT ⁽²³⁾WAS ⁽²⁴⁾MRS ⁽²⁵⁾GRETCHEN ⁽²⁶⁾FROM ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾PTA ⁽²⁹⁾AND ⁽³⁰⁾SHE ⁽³¹⁾WANTED ⁽³²⁾TO ⁽³³⁾TALK ⁽³⁴⁾TO ⁽³⁵⁾MOM ⁽³⁶⁾BUT ⁽³⁷⁾MOM ⁽³⁸⁾SIGNALED ⁽³⁹⁾TO ⁽⁴⁰⁾ME ⁽⁴¹⁾THAT ⁽⁴²⁾I ⁽⁴³⁾SHOULD ⁽⁴⁴⁾TELL ⁽⁴⁵⁾MRS ⁽⁴⁶⁾GRETCHEN ⁽⁴⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁴⁸⁾SHE ⁽⁴⁹⁾WASNT ⁽⁵⁰⁾HOME ⁽⁵¹⁾I ⁽⁵²⁾DIDNT ⁽⁵³⁾KNOW ⁽⁵⁴⁾IF ⁽⁵⁵⁾IT ⁽⁵⁶⁾WAS ⁽⁵⁷⁾A ⁽⁵⁸⁾TRICK ⁽⁵⁹⁾OR ⁽⁶⁰⁾WHAT ⁽⁶¹⁾BUT ⁽⁶²⁾I ⁽⁶³⁾KNEW ⁽⁶⁴⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁶⁾WASNT ⁽⁶⁷⁾GOING ⁽⁶⁸⁾TO ⁽⁶⁹⁾GO ⁽⁷⁰⁾AND ⁽⁷¹⁾BREAK ⁽⁷²⁾MY ⁽⁷³⁾HONESTY ⁽⁷⁴⁾STREAK ⁽⁷⁵⁾OVER ⁽⁷⁶⁾A ⁽⁷⁷⁾THING ⁽⁷⁸⁾LIKE ⁽⁷⁹⁾THIS ⁽⁸⁰⁾SO ⁽⁸¹⁾I ⁽⁸²⁾MADE ⁽⁸³⁾MOM ⁽⁸⁴⁾GO ⁽⁸⁵⁾OUTSIDE ⁽⁸⁶⁾ON ⁽⁸⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁸⁾FRONT ⁽⁸⁹⁾PORCH ⁽⁹⁰⁾BEFORE ⁽⁹¹⁾I ⁽⁹²⁾WOULD ⁽⁹³⁾SAY ⁽⁹⁴⁾A ⁽⁹⁵⁾WORD ⁽⁹⁶⁾TO ⁽⁹⁷⁾MRS ⁽⁹⁸⁾GRETCHEN

{A} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾DIDNT ⁽³⁾COME ⁽⁴⁾RIGHT ⁽⁵⁾OUT ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾SAY ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾HONESTY ⁽¹⁰⁾DEAL ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾OFF ⁽¹³⁾BUT ⁽¹⁴⁾SHE ⁽¹⁵⁾DIDNT ⁽¹⁶⁾SPEAK ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾ME ⁽¹⁹⁾FOR ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾REST ⁽²²⁾OF ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾NIGHT ⁽²⁵⁾SO ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾FIGURE ⁽²⁸⁾I ⁽²⁹⁾CAN ⁽³⁰⁾JUST ⁽³¹⁾GO ⁽³²⁾BACK ⁽³³⁾TO ⁽³⁴⁾HOW ⁽³⁵⁾I ⁽³⁶⁾WAS ⁽³⁷⁾BEFORE

{B} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾ONLY ⁽³⁾OTHER ⁽⁴⁾THING ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾HAPPENED ⁽⁷⁾TODAY ⁽⁸⁾THATS ⁽⁹⁾WORTH ⁽¹⁰⁾MENTIONING ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾THAT ⁽¹³⁾RODRICK ⁽¹⁴⁾BROKE ⁽¹⁵⁾HIS ⁽¹⁶⁾OWN ⁽¹⁷⁾SATURDAY ⁽¹⁸⁾SLEEPING ⁽¹⁹⁾RECORD ⁽²⁰⁾AT ⁽²¹⁾330 ⁽²²⁾DAD ⁽²³⁾SAID ⁽²⁴⁾ENOUGH ⁽²⁵⁾IS ⁽²⁶⁾ENOUGH ⁽²⁷⁾AND ⁽²⁸⁾MADE ⁽²⁹⁾RODRICK ⁽³⁰⁾GET ⁽³¹⁾OUT ⁽³²⁾OF ⁽³³⁾HIS ⁽³⁴⁾BED ⁽³⁵⁾IN ⁽³⁶⁾THE ⁽³⁷⁾BASEMENT

{C} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾RODRICK ⁽³⁾JUST ⁽⁴⁾TOOK ⁽⁵⁾ALL ⁽⁶⁾HIS ⁽⁷⁾SLEEPING ⁽⁸⁾GEAR ⁽⁹⁾UPSTAIRS ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾PLOPPED ⁽¹²⁾HIMSELF ⁽¹³⁾ON ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾COUCH ⁽¹⁶⁾UNTIL ⁽¹⁷⁾IT ⁽¹⁸⁾WAS ⁽¹⁹⁾TIME ⁽²⁰⁾FOR ⁽²¹⁾DINNER

{D} ⁽¹⁾EVER ⁽²⁾SINCE ⁽³⁾MOM ⁽⁴⁾DANGLED ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾IDEA ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾TAKING ⁽⁹⁾AWAY ⁽¹⁰⁾MY ⁽¹¹⁾VIDEO ⁽¹²⁾GAMES ⁽¹³⁾IVE ⁽¹⁴⁾BEEN ⁽¹⁵⁾TRYING ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾BE ⁽¹⁸⁾ON ⁽¹⁹⁾MY ⁽²⁰⁾BEST ⁽²¹⁾BEHAVIOR ⁽²²⁾SO ⁽²³⁾YOU ⁽²⁴⁾WOULDNT ⁽²⁵⁾THINK ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾COULD ⁽²⁸⁾GET ⁽²⁹⁾IN ⁽³⁰⁾TROUBLE ⁽³¹⁾IN ⁽³²⁾THE ⁽³³⁾FIFTEEN ⁽³⁴⁾MINUTES ⁽³⁵⁾IT ⁽³⁶⁾TAKES ⁽³⁷⁾TO ⁽³⁸⁾DRIVE ⁽³⁹⁾TO ⁽⁴⁰⁾CHURCH ⁽⁴¹⁾BUT ⁽⁴²⁾THATS ⁽⁴³⁾EXACTLY ⁽⁴⁴⁾WHAT ⁽⁴⁵⁾I ⁽⁴⁶⁾DID

{E} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾TRYING ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾HAVE ⁽⁶⁾SOME ⁽⁷⁾FUN ⁽⁸⁾WITH ⁽⁹⁾MANNY ⁽¹⁰⁾BY ⁽¹¹⁾MAKING ⁽¹²⁾FUNNY ⁽¹³⁾FACES ⁽¹⁴⁾AT ⁽¹⁵⁾HIM ⁽¹⁶⁾IN ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾BACK ⁽¹⁹⁾SEAT ⁽²⁰⁾OF ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾CAR ⁽²³⁾BUT ⁽²⁴⁾WHEN ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾FINALLY ⁽²⁷⁾GOT ⁽²⁸⁾A ⁽²⁹⁾LAUGH ⁽³⁰⁾OUT ⁽³¹⁾OF ⁽³²⁾HIM ⁽³³⁾HE ⁽³⁴⁾SPIT ⁽³⁵⁾HIS ⁽³⁶⁾JUICE ⁽³⁷⁾ALL ⁽³⁸⁾OVER ⁽³⁹⁾THE ⁽⁴⁰⁾CAR ⁽⁴¹⁾SEAT

{F} ⁽¹⁾THAT ⁽²⁾JUST ⁽³⁾MADE ⁽⁴⁾MANNY ⁽⁵⁾LAUGH ⁽⁶⁾EXTRA ⁽⁷⁾HARD ⁽⁸⁾BUT ⁽⁹⁾THEN ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾NEXT ⁽¹²⁾THING ⁽¹³⁾YOU ⁽¹⁴⁾KNOW ⁽¹⁵⁾MOM ⁽¹⁶⁾SAYS ⁽¹⁷⁾HE ⁽¹⁸⁾COULD ⁽¹⁹⁾HAVE ⁽²⁰⁾CHOKED ⁽²¹⁾TO ⁽²²⁾DEATH

{G} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾GUESS ⁽⁴⁾THAT ⁽⁵⁾THOUGHT ⁽⁶⁾WAS ⁽⁷⁾JUST ⁽⁸⁾TOO ⁽⁹⁾MUCH ⁽¹⁰⁾FOR ⁽¹¹⁾MANNY ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾TAKE ⁽¹⁴⁾ALL ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾KNOW ⁽¹⁷⁾IS ⁽¹⁸⁾THAT ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾REST ⁽²¹⁾OF ⁽²²⁾THE ⁽²³⁾RIDE ⁽²⁴⁾WAS ⁽²⁵⁾PRETTY ⁽²⁶⁾MISERABLE ⁽²⁷⁾FOR ⁽²⁸⁾EVERYONE

{H} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾YOU ⁽³⁾CAN ⁽⁴⁾SEE ⁽⁵⁾HOW ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾CAN ⁽⁸⁾GO ⁽⁹⁾FROM ⁽¹⁰⁾BEING ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾HERO ⁽¹³⁾TO ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾GOAT ⁽¹⁶⁾IN ⁽¹⁷⁾NO ⁽¹⁸⁾TIME ⁽¹⁹⁾FLAT

{I} ⁽¹⁾AT ⁽²⁾CHURCH ⁽³⁾MY ⁽⁴⁾OLD ⁽⁵⁾BEST ⁽⁶⁾FRIEND ⁽⁷⁾BEN ⁽⁸⁾WAS ⁽⁹⁾SITTING ⁽¹⁰⁾UP ⁽¹¹⁾FRONT ⁽¹²⁾WITH ⁽¹³⁾HIS ⁽¹⁴⁾FAMILY ⁽¹⁵⁾MOM ⁽¹⁶⁾DOESNT ⁽¹⁷⁾LET ⁽¹⁸⁾US ⁽¹⁹⁾SIT ⁽²⁰⁾TOO ⁽²¹⁾CLOSE ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾BENS ⁽²⁴⁾FAMILY ⁽²⁵⁾BECAUSE ⁽²⁶⁾ME ⁽²⁷⁾AND ⁽²⁸⁾BEN ⁽²⁹⁾USED ⁽³⁰⁾TO ⁽³¹⁾ALWAYS ⁽³²⁾GET ⁽³³⁾INTO ⁽³⁴⁾GIGGLE ⁽³⁵⁾FITS ⁽³⁶⁾WHEN ⁽³⁷⁾WED ⁽³⁸⁾SIT ⁽³⁹⁾NEAR ⁽⁴⁰⁾EACH ⁽⁴¹⁾OTHER

{J} ⁽¹⁾OUR ⁽²⁾BIG ⁽³⁾ROUTINE ⁽⁴⁾WAS ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾AT ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾PART ⁽⁹⁾IN ⁽¹⁰⁾CHURCH ⁽¹¹⁾WHERE ⁽¹²⁾YOURE ⁽¹³⁾SUPPOSED ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾SAY ⁽¹⁶⁾PEACE ⁽¹⁷⁾BE ⁽¹⁸⁾WITH ⁽¹⁹⁾YOU ⁽²⁰⁾AND ⁽²¹⁾SHAKE ⁽²²⁾HANDS ⁽²³⁾WED ⁽²⁴⁾SAY ⁽²⁵⁾PEAS ⁽²⁶⁾BE ⁽²⁷⁾WITH ⁽²⁸⁾YOU ⁽²⁹⁾LIKE ⁽³⁰⁾THE ⁽³¹⁾VEGETABLE

{K} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾SAID ⁽³⁾IF ⁽⁴⁾WE ⁽⁵⁾DIDNT ⁽⁶⁾STOP ⁽⁷⁾LAUGHING ⁽⁸⁾IN ⁽⁹⁾CHURCH ⁽¹⁰⁾SHE ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾GOING ⁽¹³⁾TO ⁽¹⁴⁾SEPARATE ⁽¹⁵⁾US ⁽¹⁶⁾SO ⁽¹⁷⁾WE ⁽¹⁸⁾BEHAVED ⁽¹⁹⁾OURSELVES ⁽²⁰⁾FOR ⁽²¹⁾A ⁽²²⁾WHILE

{L} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾THIS ⁽³⁾ONE ⁽⁴⁾SUNDAY ⁽⁵⁾DURING ⁽⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁾PEACE ⁽⁸⁾BE ⁽⁹⁾WITH ⁽¹⁰⁾YOU ⁽¹¹⁾PART ⁽¹²⁾BEN ⁽¹³⁾ACTUALLY ⁽¹⁴⁾HANDED ⁽¹⁵⁾ME ⁽¹⁶⁾A ⁽¹⁷⁾COUPLE ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾DRIED ⁽²⁰⁾UP ⁽²¹⁾PEAS ⁽²²⁾HE ⁽²³⁾HAD ⁽²⁴⁾BEEN ⁽²⁵⁾CARRYING ⁽²⁶⁾IN ⁽²⁷⁾HIS ⁽²⁸⁾POCKET ⁽²⁹⁾AND ⁽³⁰⁾WE ⁽³¹⁾BOTH ⁽³²⁾TOTALLY ⁽³³⁾LOST ⁽³⁴⁾IT

{M} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾KEPT ⁽³⁾GOOD ⁽⁴⁾ON ⁽⁵⁾HER ⁽⁶⁾PROMISE ⁽⁷⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁸⁾WE ⁽⁹⁾HAVENT ⁽¹⁰⁾EVEN ⁽¹¹⁾SAT ⁽¹²⁾ON ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾SAME ⁽¹⁵⁾SIDE ⁽¹⁶⁾OF ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾CHURCH ⁽¹⁹⁾AS ⁽²⁰⁾BEN ⁽²¹⁾SINCE ⁽²²⁾THAT ⁽²³⁾DAY

{N} ⁽¹⁾ON ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾WAY ⁽⁴⁾HOME ⁽⁵⁾FROM ⁽⁶⁾CHURCH ⁽⁷⁾WE ⁽⁸⁾PASSED ⁽⁹⁾BY ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾SMEDLEYS ⁽¹²⁾WHO ⁽¹³⁾WERE ⁽¹⁴⁾OUT ⁽¹⁵⁾IN ⁽¹⁶⁾THEIR ⁽¹⁷⁾FRONT ⁽¹⁸⁾YARD ⁽¹⁹⁾THERE ⁽²⁰⁾ARE ⁽²¹⁾ABOUT ⁽²²⁾SIX ⁽²³⁾BOYS ⁽²⁴⁾IN ⁽²⁵⁾THAT ⁽²⁶⁾FAMILY ⁽²⁷⁾BUT ⁽²⁸⁾ITS ⁽²⁹⁾HARD ⁽³⁰⁾TO ⁽³¹⁾TELL ⁽³²⁾ANY ⁽³³⁾OF ⁽³⁴⁾THEM ⁽³⁵⁾APART

{A} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾SMEDLEYS ⁽³⁾BIG ⁽⁴⁾DREAM ⁽⁵⁾IN ⁽⁶⁾LIFE ⁽⁷⁾IS ⁽⁸⁾TO ⁽⁹⁾WIN ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾GRAND ⁽¹²⁾PRIZE ⁽¹³⁾ON ⁽¹⁴⁾AMERICAS ⁽¹⁵⁾FUNNIEST ⁽¹⁶⁾HOME ⁽¹⁷⁾VIDEOS ⁽¹⁸⁾SO ⁽¹⁹⁾THEYRE ⁽²⁰⁾ALWAYS ⁽²¹⁾TRYING ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾STAGE ⁽²⁴⁾SOME ⁽²⁵⁾KIND ⁽²⁶⁾OF ⁽²⁷⁾ACCIDENT

{B} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾BET ⁽³⁾FOR ⁽⁴⁾EVERY ⁽⁵⁾TEN ⁽⁶⁾TIMES ⁽⁷⁾YOU ⁽⁸⁾SEE ⁽⁹⁾A ⁽¹⁰⁾GUY ⁽¹¹⁾GET ⁽¹²⁾HIT ⁽¹³⁾IN ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾GROIN ⁽¹⁶⁾WITH ⁽¹⁷⁾A ⁽¹⁸⁾GOLF ⁽¹⁹⁾BALL ⁽²⁰⁾ON ⁽²¹⁾THAT ⁽²²⁾SHOW ⁽²³⁾NINE ⁽²⁴⁾OF ⁽²⁵⁾THEM ⁽²⁶⁾ARE ⁽²⁷⁾SENT ⁽²⁸⁾IN ⁽²⁹⁾BY ⁽³⁰⁾FAMILIES ⁽³¹⁾LIKE ⁽³²⁾THE ⁽³³⁾SMEDLEYS ⁽³⁴⁾JUST ⁽³⁵⁾TRYING ⁽³⁶⁾TO ⁽³⁷⁾MAKE ⁽³⁸⁾A ⁽³⁹⁾BUCK

{C} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾AT ⁽³⁾SCHOOL ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾WAS ⁽⁶⁾LOOKING ⁽⁷⁾AT ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾INSIDE ⁽¹⁰⁾COVER ⁽¹¹⁾OF ⁽¹²⁾MY ⁽¹³⁾PREALGEBRA ⁽¹⁴⁾BOOK ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾SAW ⁽¹⁸⁾THAT ⁽¹⁹⁾IT ⁽²⁰⁾USED ⁽²¹⁾TO ⁽²²⁾BELONG ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾JIMMY ⁽²⁵⁾JURY ⁽²⁶⁾WHO ⁽²⁷⁾IS ⁽²⁸⁾THE ⁽²⁹⁾MOST ⁽³⁰⁾POPULAR ⁽³¹⁾KID ⁽³²⁾IN ⁽³³⁾THE ⁽³⁴⁾8TH ⁽³⁵⁾GRADE ⁽³⁶⁾I ⁽³⁷⁾FIGURED ⁽³⁸⁾I ⁽³⁹⁾MIGHT ⁽⁴⁰⁾BE ⁽⁴¹⁾ABLE ⁽⁴²⁾TO ⁽⁴³⁾TRANSLATE ⁽⁴⁴⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁵⁾INTO ⁽⁴⁶⁾SOME ⁽⁴⁷⁾PRETTY ⁽⁴⁸⁾BIG ⁽⁴⁹⁾POPULARITY ⁽⁵⁰⁾POINTS ⁽⁵¹⁾OF ⁽⁵²⁾MY ⁽⁵³⁾OWN ⁽⁵⁴⁾BUT ⁽⁵⁵⁾THE ⁽⁵⁶⁾PROBLEM ⁽⁵⁷⁾WAS ⁽⁵⁸⁾THAT ⁽⁵⁹⁾JIMMY ⁽⁶⁰⁾JURY ⁽⁶¹⁾DIDNT ⁽⁶²⁾WRITE ⁽⁶³⁾HIS ⁽⁶⁴⁾NAME ⁽⁶⁵⁾ANYWHERE ⁽⁶⁶⁾ON ⁽⁶⁷⁾THE ⁽⁶⁸⁾OUTSIDE ⁽⁶⁹⁾OF ⁽⁷⁰⁾THE ⁽⁷¹⁾BOOK ⁽⁷²⁾SO ⁽⁷³⁾I ⁽⁷⁴⁾TOOK ⁽⁷⁵⁾CARE ⁽⁷⁶⁾OF ⁽⁷⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁸⁾DETAIL ⁽⁷⁹⁾ON ⁽⁸⁰⁾MY ⁽⁸¹⁾OWN

{D} ⁽¹⁾UNFORTUNATELY ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾ALSO ⁽⁴⁾GOT ⁽⁵⁾BRIAN ⁽⁶⁾GLEESONS ⁽⁷⁾SCIENCE ⁽⁸⁾BOOK ⁽⁹⁾SO ⁽¹⁰⁾THINGS ⁽¹¹⁾SORT ⁽¹²⁾OF ⁽¹³⁾EVENED ⁽¹⁴⁾OUT

{E} ⁽¹⁾IN ⁽²⁾PHYS ⁽³⁾ED ⁽⁴⁾TODAY ⁽⁵⁾A ⁽⁶⁾COUPLE ⁽⁷⁾GIRLS ⁽⁸⁾CAUSED ⁽⁹⁾A ⁽¹⁰⁾STIR ⁽¹¹⁾WHEN ⁽¹²⁾THEY ⁽¹³⁾PRESENTED ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾PETITION ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾MR ⁽¹⁸⁾UNDERWOOD ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾GYM ⁽²¹⁾TEACHER

{F} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾WAY ⁽³⁾THEY ⁽⁴⁾GOT ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾IDEA ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾WRITING ⁽⁹⁾A ⁽¹⁰⁾PETITION ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹³⁾IN ⁽¹⁴⁾HISTORY ⁽¹⁵⁾WERE ⁽¹⁶⁾STUDYING ⁽¹⁷⁾MARTIN ⁽¹⁸⁾LUTHER ⁽¹⁹⁾WHO ⁽²⁰⁾IS ⁽²¹⁾A ⁽²²⁾GUY ⁽²³⁾WHO ⁽²⁴⁾WROTE ⁽²⁵⁾A ⁽²⁶⁾LIST ⁽²⁷⁾OF ⁽²⁸⁾DEMANDS ⁽²⁹⁾AND ⁽³⁰⁾POSTED ⁽³¹⁾THEM ⁽³²⁾ON ⁽³³⁾A ⁽³⁴⁾CHURCH ⁽³⁵⁾DOOR

{G} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾GIRLS ⁽⁴⁾GOT ⁽⁵⁾IT ⁽⁶⁾IN ⁽⁷⁾THEIR ⁽⁸⁾HEADS ⁽⁹⁾THAT ⁽¹⁰⁾IT ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾UNFAIR ⁽¹³⁾THAT ⁽¹⁴⁾THEY ⁽¹⁵⁾HAD ⁽¹⁶⁾TO ⁽¹⁷⁾DO ⁽¹⁸⁾GIRL ⁽¹⁹⁾PUSHUPS ⁽²⁰⁾WHILE ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾GUYS ⁽²³⁾GET ⁽²⁴⁾TO ⁽²⁵⁾DO ⁽²⁶⁾BOY ⁽²⁷⁾PUSHUPS ⁽²⁸⁾AND ⁽²⁹⁾THEY ⁽³⁰⁾ALL ⁽³¹⁾SIGNED ⁽³²⁾THEIR ⁽³³⁾NAMES ⁽³⁴⁾TO ⁽³⁵⁾A ⁽³⁶⁾LIST ⁽³⁷⁾TO ⁽³⁸⁾PROTEST

{H} ⁽¹⁾IF ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁾THEM ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾WOULDNT ⁽⁷⁾COMPLAIN ⁽⁸⁾GIRL ⁽⁹⁾PUSHUPS ⁽¹⁰⁾ARE ⁽¹¹⁾ABOUT ⁽¹²⁾TEN ⁽¹³⁾TIMES ⁽¹⁴⁾EASIER ⁽¹⁵⁾THAN ⁽¹⁶⁾BOY ⁽¹⁷⁾PUSHUPS

{I} ⁽¹⁾WITH ⁽²⁾GIRL ⁽³⁾PUSHUPS ⁽⁴⁾YOU ⁽⁵⁾GET ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾KEEP ⁽⁸⁾YOUR ⁽⁹⁾KNEES ⁽¹⁰⁾ON ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾GROUND ⁽¹³⁾SO ⁽¹⁴⁾YOU ⁽¹⁵⁾ONLY ⁽¹⁶⁾HAVE ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾WORK ⁽¹⁹⁾HALF ⁽²⁰⁾AS ⁽²¹⁾HARD

{J} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾THINK ⁽⁴⁾MR ⁽⁵⁾UNDERWOOD ⁽⁶⁾SURPRISED ⁽⁷⁾THEM ⁽⁸⁾WHEN ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾SAID ⁽¹¹⁾SURE ⁽¹²⁾YOU ⁽¹³⁾GIRLS ⁽¹⁴⁾CAN ⁽¹⁵⁾GO ⁽¹⁶⁾AHEAD ⁽¹⁷⁾AND ⁽¹⁸⁾DO ⁽¹⁹⁾BOY ⁽²⁰⁾PUSHUPS

{K} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾THINK ⁽³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁾GIRLS ⁽⁵⁾WERE ⁽⁶⁾EXPECTING ⁽⁷⁾A ⁽⁸⁾LOT ⁽⁹⁾BIGGER ⁽¹⁰⁾FIGHT ⁽¹¹⁾AND ⁽¹²⁾NOW ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾KNOW ⁽¹⁵⁾AT ⁽¹⁶⁾LEAST ⁽¹⁷⁾HALF ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾THEM ⁽²⁰⁾WISH ⁽²¹⁾THEY ⁽²²⁾COULD ⁽²³⁾TAKE ⁽²⁴⁾THAT ⁽²⁵⁾PETITION ⁽²⁶⁾BACK

{L} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾KIND ⁽³⁾OF ⁽⁴⁾GOT ⁽⁵⁾INSPIRED ⁽⁶⁾BY ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾WHOLE ⁽⁹⁾EPISODE ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾STARTED ⁽¹³⁾TO ⁽¹⁴⁾PUT ⁽¹⁵⁾TOGETHER ⁽¹⁶⁾A ⁽¹⁷⁾PETITION ⁽¹⁸⁾SAYING ⁽¹⁹⁾WE ⁽²⁰⁾BOYS ⁽²¹⁾WANTED ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾BE ⁽²⁴⁾ALLOWED ⁽²⁵⁾TO ⁽²⁶⁾DO ⁽²⁷⁾GIRL ⁽²⁸⁾PUSHUPS

{M} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾WHEN ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾SAW ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾GROUP ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾GUYS ⁽⁹⁾WHO ⁽¹⁰⁾WAS ⁽¹¹⁾INTERESTED ⁽¹²⁾IN ⁽¹³⁾SIGNING ⁽¹⁴⁾IT ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾DECIDED ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾JUST ⁽¹⁹⁾BAG ⁽²⁰⁾IT

{A} ⁽¹⁾TONIGHT ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾PRETTY ⁽⁵⁾BIG ⁽⁶⁾DEAL ⁽⁷⁾FOR ⁽⁸⁾ME ⁽⁹⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁰⁾IT ⁽¹¹⁾WAS ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾START ⁽¹⁴⁾OF ⁽¹⁵⁾THE ⁽¹⁶⁾NEW ⁽¹⁷⁾TV ⁽¹⁸⁾SEASON ⁽¹⁹⁾I ⁽²⁰⁾HAVE ⁽²¹⁾HAD ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾WATCH ⁽²⁴⁾FIVE ⁽²⁵⁾MONTHS ⁽²⁶⁾OF ⁽²⁷⁾RERUNS ⁽²⁸⁾SO ⁽²⁹⁾YOU ⁽³⁰⁾CAN ⁽³¹⁾PROBABLY ⁽³²⁾UNDERSTAND ⁽³³⁾THAT ⁽³⁴⁾I ⁽³⁵⁾WAS ⁽³⁶⁾FIRED ⁽³⁷⁾UP ⁽³⁸⁾TO ⁽³⁹⁾FINALLY ⁽⁴⁰⁾SEE ⁽⁴¹⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁴²⁾NEW

{B} ⁽¹⁾DAD ⁽²⁾PUT ⁽³⁾MANNY ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾BED ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾MOM ⁽⁸⁾MADE ⁽⁹⁾POPCORN ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾WAS ⁽¹³⁾ALL ⁽¹⁴⁾SET ⁽¹⁵⁾FOR ⁽¹⁶⁾SOME ⁽¹⁷⁾SERIOUS ⁽¹⁸⁾TELEVISION ⁽¹⁹⁾WATCHING ⁽²⁰⁾BUT ⁽²¹⁾FIVE ⁽²²⁾MINUTES ⁽²³⁾INTO ⁽²⁴⁾THE ⁽²⁵⁾FIRST ⁽²⁶⁾SHOW ⁽²⁷⁾MANNY ⁽²⁸⁾MAKES ⁽²⁹⁾AN ⁽³⁰⁾APPEARANCE ⁽³¹⁾IN ⁽³²⁾THE ⁽³³⁾FAMILY ⁽³⁴⁾ROOM

{C} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾INSTEAD ⁽³⁾OF ⁽⁴⁾PUTTING ⁽⁵⁾MANNY ⁽⁶⁾RIGHT ⁽⁷⁾BACK ⁽⁸⁾TO ⁽⁹⁾BED ⁽¹⁰⁾MOM ⁽¹¹⁾LET ⁽¹²⁾HIM ⁽¹³⁾STAY ⁽¹⁴⁾UP ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾WATCH ⁽¹⁷⁾TV ⁽¹⁸⁾WITH ⁽¹⁹⁾US

{D} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾HERES ⁽³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁾KICKER ⁽⁵⁾MOM ⁽⁶⁾MADE ⁽⁷⁾ME ⁽⁸⁾CHANGE ⁽⁹⁾THE ⁽¹⁰⁾CHANNEL ⁽¹¹⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹²⁾ON ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾SHOW ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾WAS ⁽¹⁷⁾WATCHING ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾KIDS ⁽²⁰⁾HAD ⁽²¹⁾A ⁽²²⁾DISRESPECTFUL ⁽²³⁾ATTITUDE ⁽²⁴⁾TOWARDS ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾ADULTS ⁽²⁷⁾AND ⁽²⁸⁾SHE ⁽²⁹⁾DIDNT ⁽³⁰⁾WANT ⁽³¹⁾MANNY ⁽³²⁾EXPOSED ⁽³³⁾TO ⁽³⁴⁾THAT ⁽³⁵⁾SORT ⁽³⁶⁾OF ⁽³⁷⁾THING

{E} ⁽¹⁾COP ⁽²⁾SHOWS ⁽³⁾WERE ⁽⁴⁾OUT ⁽⁵⁾TOO ⁽⁶⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾VIOLENCE ⁽¹⁰⁾SO ⁽¹¹⁾GUESS ⁽¹²⁾WHAT ⁽¹³⁾MOM ⁽¹⁴⁾MADE ⁽¹⁵⁾ME ⁽¹⁶⁾TURN ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾CARTOON ⁽²⁰⁾CHANNEL ⁽²¹⁾WHICH ⁽²²⁾IS ⁽²³⁾EXACTLY ⁽²⁴⁾WHAT ⁽²⁵⁾MANNY ⁽²⁶⁾WAS ⁽²⁷⁾WATCHING ⁽²⁸⁾BEFORE ⁽²⁹⁾HE ⁽³⁰⁾WENT ⁽³¹⁾TO ⁽³²⁾BED

{F} ⁽¹⁾MAN ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁾STEAMED ⁽⁵⁾WHEN ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾WAS ⁽⁸⁾A ⁽⁹⁾KID ⁽¹⁰⁾THERE ⁽¹¹⁾WASNT ⁽¹²⁾ANY ⁽¹³⁾OF ⁽¹⁴⁾THIS ⁽¹⁵⁾GETTING ⁽¹⁶⁾OUT ⁽¹⁷⁾OF ⁽¹⁸⁾BED ⁽¹⁹⁾AND ⁽²⁰⁾COMING ⁽²¹⁾BACK ⁽²²⁾DOWNSTAIRS ⁽²³⁾STUFF

{G} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾THINK ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾DID ⁽⁵⁾IT ⁽⁶⁾ONCE ⁽⁷⁾OR ⁽⁸⁾TWICE ⁽⁹⁾BUT ⁽¹⁰⁾DAD ⁽¹¹⁾PUT ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾STOP ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾IT ⁽¹⁶⁾REAL ⁽¹⁷⁾QUICK

{H} ⁽¹⁾THERE ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁾BOOK ⁽⁵⁾DAD ⁽⁶⁾USED ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾READ ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾ME ⁽¹¹⁾BEFORE ⁽¹²⁾I ⁽¹³⁾WENT ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾SLEEP ⁽¹⁶⁾CALLED ⁽¹⁷⁾A ⁽¹⁸⁾LIGHT ⁽¹⁹⁾IN ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾ATTIC

{I} ⁽¹⁾IT ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾AN ⁽⁴⁾AWESOME ⁽⁵⁾BOOK ⁽⁶⁾BUT ⁽⁷⁾ON ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾BACK ⁽¹⁰⁾OF ⁽¹¹⁾IT ⁽¹²⁾THERE ⁽¹³⁾WAS ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾PICTURE ⁽¹⁶⁾OF ⁽¹⁷⁾THE ⁽¹⁸⁾GUY ⁽¹⁹⁾WHO ⁽²⁰⁾WROTE ⁽²¹⁾IT ⁽²²⁾SHEL ⁽²³⁾SILVERSTEIN

{J} ⁽¹⁾HAVE ⁽²⁾YOU ⁽³⁾EVER ⁽⁴⁾SEEN ⁽⁵⁾THAT ⁽⁶⁾GUY ⁽⁷⁾ALL ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾CAN ⁽¹⁰⁾SAY ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾THAT ⁽¹³⁾HE ⁽¹⁴⁾LOOKS ⁽¹⁵⁾MORE ⁽¹⁶⁾LIKE ⁽¹⁷⁾A ⁽¹⁸⁾BURGLAR ⁽¹⁹⁾OR ⁽²⁰⁾A ⁽²¹⁾PIRATE ⁽²²⁾THAN ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾GUY ⁽²⁵⁾WHO ⁽²⁶⁾WRITES ⁽²⁷⁾POEMS ⁽²⁸⁾FOR ⁽²⁹⁾KIDS

{K} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾DAD ⁽³⁾USED ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾LEAVE ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾BOOK ⁽⁸⁾RIGHT ⁽⁹⁾ON ⁽¹⁰⁾MY ⁽¹¹⁾END ⁽¹²⁾TABLE ⁽¹³⁾EVERY ⁽¹⁴⁾NIGHT ⁽¹⁵⁾WITH ⁽¹⁶⁾THE ⁽¹⁷⁾BACK ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾BOOK ⁽²¹⁾FACING ⁽²²⁾UP ⁽²³⁾AND ⁽²⁴⁾IT ⁽²⁵⁾REALLY ⁽²⁶⁾GAVE ⁽²⁷⁾ME ⁽²⁸⁾THE ⁽²⁹⁾HEEBIE ⁽³⁰⁾JEEBIES

{L} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾THINK ⁽³⁾DAD ⁽⁴⁾CAUGHT ⁽⁵⁾ON ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾SHEL ⁽⁸⁾SILVERSTEIN ⁽⁹⁾KIND ⁽¹⁰⁾OF ⁽¹¹⁾FREAKED ⁽¹²⁾ME ⁽¹³⁾OUT ⁽¹⁴⁾BECAUSE ⁽¹⁵⁾THE ⁽¹⁶⁾FIRST ⁽¹⁷⁾NIGHT ⁽¹⁸⁾AFTER ⁽¹⁹⁾I ⁽²⁰⁾PULLED ⁽²¹⁾THE ⁽²²⁾KIND ⁽²³⁾OF ⁽²⁴⁾THING ⁽²⁵⁾MANNY ⁽²⁶⁾PULLED ⁽²⁷⁾TONIGHT ⁽²⁸⁾DAD ⁽²⁹⁾READ ⁽³⁰⁾ME ⁽³¹⁾SOME ⁽³²⁾POEMS ⁽³³⁾FROM ⁽³⁴⁾A ⁽³⁵⁾LIGHT ⁽³⁶⁾IN ⁽³⁷⁾THE ⁽³⁸⁾ATTIC ⁽³⁹⁾AND ⁽⁴⁰⁾THEN ⁽⁴¹⁾SAID ⁽⁴²⁾IF ⁽⁴³⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁴⁾GET ⁽⁴⁵⁾UP ⁽⁴⁶⁾AGAIN ⁽⁴⁷⁾TONIGHT ⁽⁴⁸⁾I ⁽⁴⁹⁾WONDER ⁽⁵⁰⁾IF ⁽⁵¹⁾YOULL ⁽⁵²⁾RUN ⁽⁵³⁾INTO ⁽⁵⁴⁾SHEL ⁽⁵⁵⁾SILVERSTEIN ⁽⁵⁶⁾IN ⁽⁵⁷⁾THE ⁽⁵⁸⁾HALLWAY

{M} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾DAD ⁽³⁾REALLY ⁽⁴⁾HAD ⁽⁵⁾MY ⁽⁶⁾NUMBER ⁽⁷⁾WITH ⁽⁸⁾THAT ⁽⁹⁾TRICK ⁽¹⁰⁾I ⁽¹¹⁾NEVER ⁽¹²⁾GOT ⁽¹³⁾UP ⁽¹⁴⁾AGAIN ⁽¹⁵⁾NOT ⁽¹⁶⁾EVEN ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾GO ⁽¹⁹⁾TO ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾BATHROOM ⁽²²⁾I ⁽²³⁾WOULD ⁽²⁴⁾RATHER ⁽²⁵⁾HAVE ⁽²⁶⁾WET ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾BED ⁽²⁹⁾THAN ⁽³⁰⁾TO ⁽³¹⁾FIND ⁽³²⁾THAT ⁽³³⁾GUY ⁽³⁴⁾CREEPING ⁽³⁵⁾AROUND ⁽³⁶⁾UPSTAIRS

{A} ⁽¹⁾LAST ⁽²⁾NIGHT ⁽³⁾MANNY ⁽⁴⁾FINALLY ⁽⁵⁾WENT ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾BED ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾I ⁽¹⁰⁾FINALLY ⁽¹¹⁾GOT ⁽¹²⁾TO ⁽¹³⁾WATCH ⁽¹⁴⁾SOME ⁽¹⁵⁾OF ⁽¹⁶⁾THE ⁽¹⁷⁾NEW ⁽¹⁸⁾SHOWS ⁽¹⁹⁾BUT ⁽²⁰⁾IVE ⁽²¹⁾GOT ⁽²²⁾TO ⁽²³⁾SAY ⁽²⁴⁾IT ⁽²⁵⁾WASNT ⁽²⁶⁾WORTH ⁽²⁷⁾THE ⁽²⁸⁾WAIT

{B} ⁽¹⁾ALL ⁽²⁾THE ⁽³⁾NEW ⁽⁴⁾SITCOMS ⁽⁵⁾ARE ⁽⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁾SAME ⁽⁸⁾THEY ⁽⁹⁾BASICALLY ⁽¹⁰⁾TAKE ⁽¹¹⁾ONE ⁽¹²⁾LAME ⁽¹³⁾JOKE ⁽¹⁴⁾AND ⁽¹⁵⁾THEN ⁽¹⁶⁾DRIVE ⁽¹⁷⁾IT ⁽¹⁸⁾INTO ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾GROUND ⁽²¹⁾FOR ⁽²²⁾THE ⁽²³⁾NEXT ⁽²⁴⁾30 ⁽²⁵⁾MINUTES ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾WANTED ⁽²⁸⁾TO ⁽²⁹⁾SEE ⁽³⁰⁾IF ⁽³¹⁾I ⁽³²⁾COULD ⁽³³⁾WRITE ⁽³⁴⁾A ⁽³⁵⁾BETTER ⁽³⁶⁾SHOW ⁽³⁷⁾THAN ⁽³⁸⁾THESE ⁽³⁹⁾CLOWNS ⁽⁴⁰⁾WHO ⁽⁴¹⁾ARE ⁽⁴²⁾MAKING ⁽⁴³⁾THOUSANDS ⁽⁴⁴⁾OF ⁽⁴⁵⁾DOLLARS ⁽⁴⁶⁾SO ⁽⁴⁷⁾AT ⁽⁴⁸⁾LUNCH ⁽⁴⁹⁾TODAY ⁽⁵⁰⁾I ⁽⁵¹⁾GAVE ⁽⁵²⁾IT ⁽⁵³⁾A ⁽⁵⁴⁾SHOT

{C} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾SHOWED ⁽³⁾MY ⁽⁴⁾DRAWINGS ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾MOM ⁽⁷⁾AND ⁽⁸⁾SHE ⁽⁹⁾SURPRISED ⁽¹⁰⁾ME ⁽¹¹⁾BY ⁽¹²⁾BEING ⁽¹³⁾REALLY ⁽¹⁴⁾INTERESTED ⁽¹⁵⁾SHE ⁽¹⁶⁾TOLD ⁽¹⁷⁾ME ⁽¹⁸⁾THAT ⁽¹⁹⁾IF ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾REALLY ⁽²²⁾WANTED ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾WRITE ⁽²⁵⁾A ⁽²⁶⁾TV ⁽²⁷⁾SHOW ⁽²⁸⁾I ⁽²⁹⁾HAD ⁽³⁰⁾TO ⁽³¹⁾COME ⁽³²⁾UP ⁽³³⁾WITH ⁽³⁴⁾A ⁽³⁵⁾WHOLE ⁽³⁶⁾PLOT ⁽³⁷⁾WITH ⁽³⁸⁾A ⁽³⁹⁾BEGINNING ⁽⁴⁰⁾AND ⁽⁴¹⁾END ⁽⁴²⁾I ⁽⁴³⁾THINK ⁽⁴⁴⁾SHE ⁽⁴⁵⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁶⁾JUST ⁽⁴⁷⁾HAPPY ⁽⁴⁸⁾I ⁽⁴⁹⁾WAS ⁽⁵⁰⁾SHOWING ⁽⁵¹⁾AN ⁽⁵²⁾INTEREST ⁽⁵³⁾IN ⁽⁵⁴⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁵⁵⁾OTHER ⁽⁵⁶⁾THAN ⁽⁵⁷⁾A ⁽⁵⁸⁾VIDEO ⁽⁵⁹⁾GAME ⁽⁶⁰⁾FOR ⁽⁶¹⁾ONCE

{D} ⁽¹⁾IT ⁽²⁾SEEMS ⁽³⁾LIKE ⁽⁴⁾EVERY ⁽⁵⁾NEW ⁽⁶⁾SHOW ⁽⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁸⁾COMES ⁽⁹⁾OUT ⁽¹⁰⁾NOWADAYS ⁽¹¹⁾IS ⁽¹²⁾ABOUT ⁽¹³⁾SOME ⁽¹⁴⁾DAD ⁽¹⁵⁾WHO ⁽¹⁶⁾DOES ⁽¹⁷⁾OR ⁽¹⁸⁾SAYS ⁽¹⁹⁾SOMETHING ⁽²⁰⁾REALLY ⁽²¹⁾IGNORANT ⁽²²⁾AT ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾BEGINNING ⁽²⁵⁾OF ⁽²⁶⁾THE ⁽²⁷⁾SHOW ⁽²⁸⁾BUT ⁽²⁹⁾THEN ⁽³⁰⁾BY ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾END ⁽³³⁾OF ⁽³⁴⁾THE ⁽³⁵⁾SHOW ⁽³⁶⁾HE ⁽³⁷⁾COMES ⁽³⁸⁾AROUND ⁽³⁹⁾AND ⁽⁴⁰⁾REALIZES ⁽⁴¹⁾HE ⁽⁴²⁾WAS ⁽⁴³⁾BEING ⁽⁴⁴⁾A ⁽⁴⁵⁾NINCOMPOOP ⁽⁴⁶⁾SO ⁽⁴⁷⁾THE ⁽⁴⁸⁾NEXT ⁽⁴⁹⁾SHOW ⁽⁵⁰⁾I ⁽⁵¹⁾WROTE ⁽⁵²⁾CALLED ⁽⁵³⁾WISE ⁽⁵⁴⁾UP ⁽⁵⁵⁾MR ⁽⁵⁶⁾LOCKERMAN ⁽⁵⁷⁾IS ⁽⁵⁸⁾BASED ⁽⁵⁹⁾ON ⁽⁶⁰⁾THAT ⁽⁶¹⁾KIND ⁽⁶²⁾OF ⁽⁶³⁾IDEA

{E} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾SHOWED ⁽³⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁾SCRIPT ⁽⁵⁾TO ⁽⁶⁾MOM ⁽⁷⁾WHEN ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾WAS ⁽¹⁰⁾DONE ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾BE ⁽¹³⁾HONEST ⁽¹⁴⁾WITH ⁽¹⁵⁾YOU ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾DONT ⁽¹⁸⁾THINK ⁽¹⁹⁾SHE ⁽²⁰⁾REALLY ⁽²¹⁾APPROVES ⁽²²⁾OF ⁽²³⁾MY ⁽²⁴⁾TYPE ⁽²⁵⁾OF ⁽²⁶⁾HUMOR ⁽²⁷⁾BUT ⁽²⁸⁾SHE ⁽²⁹⁾IS ⁽³⁰⁾PRETTY ⁽³¹⁾EXCITED ⁽³²⁾TO ⁽³³⁾SEE ⁽³⁴⁾ME ⁽³⁵⁾WORKING ⁽³⁶⁾ON ⁽³⁷⁾THIS ⁽³⁸⁾STUFF ⁽³⁹⁾USUALLY ⁽⁴⁰⁾WHEN ⁽⁴¹⁾MOM ⁽⁴²⁾GETS ⁽⁴³⁾TOO ⁽⁴⁴⁾ENTHUSIASTIC ⁽⁴⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽⁴⁶⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁴⁷⁾IM ⁽⁴⁸⁾DOING ⁽⁴⁹⁾THATS ⁽⁵⁰⁾MY ⁽⁵¹⁾SIGNAL ⁽⁵²⁾TO ⁽⁵³⁾BACK ⁽⁵⁴⁾OFF ⁽⁵⁵⁾BUT ⁽⁵⁶⁾MOM ⁽⁵⁷⁾SAID ⁽⁵⁸⁾SHES ⁽⁵⁹⁾GOING ⁽⁶⁰⁾TO ⁽⁶¹⁾TRY ⁽⁶²⁾TO ⁽⁶³⁾GET ⁽⁶⁴⁾A ⁽⁶⁵⁾HOLD ⁽⁶⁶⁾OF ⁽⁶⁷⁾A ⁽⁶⁸⁾VIDEO ⁽⁶⁹⁾CAMERA ⁽⁷⁰⁾FROM ⁽⁷¹⁾WORK ⁽⁷²⁾TO ⁽⁷³⁾LET ⁽⁷⁴⁾ME ⁽⁷⁵⁾PUT ⁽⁷⁶⁾SOME ⁽⁷⁷⁾OF ⁽⁷⁸⁾MY ⁽⁷⁹⁾IDEAS ⁽⁸⁰⁾ON ⁽⁸¹⁾FILM ⁽⁸²⁾SO ⁽⁸³⁾I ⁽⁸⁴⁾GUESS ⁽⁸⁵⁾I ⁽⁸⁶⁾CAN ⁽⁸⁷⁾DEAL ⁽⁸⁸⁾WITH ⁽⁸⁹⁾IT ⁽⁹⁰⁾FOR ⁽⁹¹⁾NOW

{F} ⁽¹⁾LAST ⁽²⁾NIGHT ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾WAS ⁽⁵⁾SO ⁽⁶⁾EXCITED ⁽⁷⁾ABOUT ⁽⁸⁾GETTING ⁽⁹⁾MY ⁽¹⁰⁾HANDS ⁽¹¹⁾ON ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾VIDEO ⁽¹⁴⁾CAMERA ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾COULDNT ⁽¹⁷⁾SLEEP ⁽¹⁸⁾SO ⁽¹⁹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁰⁾IN ⁽²¹⁾SCHOOL ⁽²²⁾I ⁽²³⁾FAKED ⁽²⁴⁾ABOUT ⁽²⁵⁾BEING ⁽²⁶⁾SICK ⁽²⁷⁾IN ⁽²⁸⁾GYM ⁽²⁹⁾SO ⁽³⁰⁾I ⁽³¹⁾COULD ⁽³²⁾WRITE ⁽³³⁾DOWN ⁽³⁴⁾MY ⁽³⁵⁾IDEA ⁽³⁶⁾FOR ⁽³⁷⁾A ⁽³⁸⁾MOVIE

{G} ⁽¹⁾MOM ⁽²⁾WAS ⁽³⁾ABLE ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾GET ⁽⁶⁾A ⁽⁷⁾CAMERA ⁽⁸⁾FROM ⁽⁹⁾WORK ⁽¹⁰⁾SO ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾FINISHED ⁽¹³⁾UP ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾SCRIPT ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾BROUGHT ⁽¹⁸⁾IT ⁽¹⁹⁾UP ⁽²⁰⁾TO ⁽²¹⁾ROWLEYS ⁽²²⁾HOUSE ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾SHOW ⁽²⁵⁾HIM ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾THINK ⁽²⁸⁾ITS ⁽²⁹⁾MY ⁽³⁰⁾BEST ⁽³¹⁾STUFF ⁽³²⁾YET ⁽³³⁾AND ⁽³⁴⁾THATS ⁽³⁵⁾SAYING ⁽³⁶⁾SOMETHING

{H} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾ROWLEYS ⁽³⁾REACTION ⁽⁴⁾WASNT ⁽⁵⁾QUITE ⁽⁶⁾WHAT ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾WAS ⁽⁹⁾HOPING ⁽¹⁰⁾FOR

{I} ⁽¹⁾YOUD ⁽²⁾THINK ⁽³⁾ROWLEY ⁽⁴⁾WOULD ⁽⁵⁾BE ⁽⁶⁾GRATEFUL ⁽⁷⁾THAT ⁽⁸⁾I ⁽⁹⁾WAS ⁽¹⁰⁾GOING ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾MAKE ⁽¹³⁾HIM ⁽¹⁴⁾A ⁽¹⁵⁾BIG ⁽¹⁶⁾STAR ⁽¹⁷⁾AND ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾COURSE ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾GOT ⁽²²⁾NO ⁽²³⁾THANKS ⁽²⁴⁾FOR ⁽²⁵⁾WRITING ⁽²⁶⁾JUICY ⁽²⁷⁾ROLES ⁽²⁸⁾FOR ⁽²⁹⁾HIS ⁽³⁰⁾PARENTS

{J} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾AFTER ⁽³⁾SCHOOL ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾WALKED ⁽⁶⁾UP ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾ROWLEYS ⁽⁹⁾HOUSE ⁽¹⁰⁾TO ⁽¹¹⁾SHOW ⁽¹²⁾HIM ⁽¹³⁾SOME ⁽¹⁴⁾REWRITES ⁽¹⁵⁾I ⁽¹⁶⁾DID ⁽¹⁷⁾FOR ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾BOY ⁽²⁰⁾WHOSE ⁽²¹⁾FAMILY ⁽²²⁾THOUGHT ⁽²³⁾HE ⁽²⁴⁾WAS ⁽²⁵⁾A ⁽²⁶⁾DOG ⁽²⁷⁾BUT ⁽²⁸⁾ROWLEY ⁽²⁹⁾WOULDNT ⁽³⁰⁾ANSWER ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾DOOR

{K} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾STARTED ⁽³⁾TO ⁽⁴⁾HEAD ⁽⁵⁾HOME ⁽⁶⁾AND ⁽⁷⁾THEN ⁽⁸⁾ALL ⁽⁹⁾OF ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾SUDDEN ⁽¹²⁾MOM ⁽¹³⁾PULLS ⁽¹⁴⁾UP ⁽¹⁵⁾ALONG ⁽¹⁶⁾SIDE ⁽¹⁷⁾ME ⁽¹⁸⁾WITH ⁽¹⁹⁾MACKIE ⁽²⁰⁾CREAVY ⁽²¹⁾IN ⁽²²⁾THE ⁽²³⁾BACK ⁽²⁴⁾SEAT ⁽²⁵⁾OF ⁽²⁶⁾THE ⁽²⁷⁾CAR

{L} ⁽¹⁾OH ⁽²⁾MAN ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾COMPLETELY ⁽⁵⁾FORGOT ⁽⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽⁷⁾SOCCER ⁽⁸⁾DAD ⁽⁹⁾MAKES ⁽¹⁰⁾ME ⁽¹¹⁾DO ⁽¹²⁾IT ⁽¹³⁾EVERY ⁽¹⁴⁾YEAR ⁽¹⁵⁾SO ⁽¹⁶⁾IM ⁽¹⁷⁾WELL ⁽¹⁸⁾ROUNDED

{A} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾GUESS ⁽⁴⁾IVE ⁽⁵⁾GOT ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾PUT ⁽⁸⁾MY ⁽⁹⁾FILM ⁽¹⁰⁾CAREER ⁽¹¹⁾ON ⁽¹²⁾HOLD ⁽¹³⁾AND ⁽¹⁴⁾GO ⁽¹⁵⁾GET ⁽¹⁶⁾MY ⁽¹⁷⁾SHINS ⁽¹⁸⁾KICKED ⁽¹⁹⁾FOR ⁽²⁰⁾A ⁽²¹⁾COUPLE ⁽²²⁾OF ⁽²³⁾MONTHS

{B} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾FIRST ⁽³⁾NIGHT ⁽⁴⁾OF ⁽⁵⁾SOCCER ⁽⁶⁾PRACTICE ⁽⁷⁾IS ⁽⁸⁾ALWAYS ⁽⁹⁾THE ⁽¹⁰⁾SAME ⁽¹¹⁾THEY ⁽¹²⁾START ⁽¹³⁾OFF ⁽¹⁴⁾BY ⁽¹⁵⁾DOING ⁽¹⁶⁾THIS ⁽¹⁷⁾SKILLS ⁽¹⁸⁾TEST ⁽¹⁹⁾TO ⁽²⁰⁾SEE ⁽²¹⁾HOW ⁽²²⁾GOOD ⁽²³⁾YOU ⁽²⁴⁾ARE ⁽²⁵⁾USUALLY ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾DONT ⁽²⁸⁾CARE ⁽²⁹⁾HOW ⁽³⁰⁾I ⁽³¹⁾GET ⁽³²⁾RANKED ⁽³³⁾BUT ⁽³⁴⁾THIS ⁽³⁵⁾YEAR ⁽³⁶⁾THE ⁽³⁷⁾GUY ⁽³⁸⁾WHO ⁽³⁹⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁰⁾DOING ⁽⁴¹⁾THE ⁽⁴²⁾TESTING ⁽⁴³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁴⁾MR ⁽⁴⁵⁾MATTHEWS ⁽⁴⁶⁾WHO ⁽⁴⁷⁾IS ⁽⁴⁸⁾THE ⁽⁴⁹⁾FATHER ⁽⁵⁰⁾OF ⁽⁵¹⁾PIPER ⁽⁵²⁾MATTHEWS ⁽⁵³⁾THE ⁽⁵⁴⁾PRETTIEST ⁽⁵⁵⁾GIRL ⁽⁵⁶⁾IN ⁽⁵⁷⁾OUR ⁽⁵⁸⁾CHURCH ⁽⁵⁹⁾SO ⁽⁶⁰⁾I ⁽⁶¹⁾FIGURED ⁽⁶²⁾ID ⁽⁶³⁾BETTER ⁽⁶⁴⁾DO ⁽⁶⁵⁾MY ⁽⁶⁶⁾BEST ⁽⁶⁷⁾IF ⁽⁶⁸⁾I ⁽⁶⁹⁾WANTED ⁽⁷⁰⁾TO ⁽⁷¹⁾IMPRESS ⁽⁷²⁾MY ⁽⁷³⁾FUTURE ⁽⁷⁴⁾FATHERINLAW

{C} ⁽¹⁾EVEN ⁽²⁾THOUGH ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾TRIED ⁽⁵⁾MY ⁽⁶⁾HARDEST ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾STILL ⁽⁹⁾GOT ⁽¹⁰⁾RANKED ⁽¹¹⁾PRE ⁽¹²⁾ALPHA ⁽¹³⁾MINUS ⁽¹⁴⁾WHICH ⁽¹⁵⁾IS ⁽¹⁶⁾ADULT ⁽¹⁷⁾CODE ⁽¹⁸⁾WORDS ⁽¹⁹⁾FOR ⁽²⁰⁾YOU ⁽²¹⁾STINK

{D} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾NEXT ⁽³⁾THING ⁽⁴⁾THEY ⁽⁵⁾DO ⁽⁶⁾IS ⁽⁷⁾PUT ⁽⁸⁾EVERYONE ⁽⁹⁾ON ⁽¹⁰⁾A ⁽¹¹⁾TEAM ⁽¹²⁾THEY ⁽¹³⁾BASICALLY ⁽¹⁴⁾TRY ⁽¹⁵⁾TO ⁽¹⁶⁾SPREAD ⁽¹⁷⁾OUT ⁽¹⁸⁾THE ⁽¹⁹⁾REALLY ⁽²⁰⁾AWFUL ⁽²¹⁾KIDS ⁽²²⁾LIKE ⁽²³⁾ME ⁽²⁴⁾SO ⁽²⁵⁾NO ⁽²⁶⁾ONE ⁽²⁷⁾TEAM ⁽²⁸⁾HAS ⁽²⁹⁾TOO ⁽³⁰⁾MANY ⁽³¹⁾TERRIBLE ⁽³²⁾PLAYERS

{E} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾WOULDNT ⁽³⁾YOU ⁽⁴⁾KNOW ⁽⁵⁾MY ⁽⁶⁾LUCK ⁽⁷⁾I ⁽⁸⁾GOT ⁽⁹⁾PUT ⁽¹⁰⁾ON ⁽¹¹⁾KENNY ⁽¹²⁾KEITHS ⁽¹³⁾TEAM ⁽¹⁴⁾SO ⁽¹⁵⁾THAT ⁽¹⁶⁾MEANS ⁽¹⁷⁾MY ⁽¹⁸⁾COACH ⁽¹⁹⁾IS ⁽²⁰⁾MR ⁽²¹⁾KEITH ⁽²²⁾SAME ⁽²³⁾AS ⁽²⁴⁾LAST ⁽²⁵⁾YEAR

{F} ⁽¹⁾MR ⁽²⁾KEITH ⁽³⁾HATES ⁽⁴⁾ME ⁽⁵⁾AND ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾TRACE ⁽⁸⁾IT ⁽⁹⁾ALL ⁽¹⁰⁾BACK ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾THE ⁽¹³⁾FIRST ⁽¹⁴⁾DAY ⁽¹⁵⁾OF ⁽¹⁶⁾PRACTICE ⁽¹⁷⁾LAST ⁽¹⁸⁾YEAR ⁽¹⁹⁾A ⁽²⁰⁾BUNCH ⁽²¹⁾OF ⁽²²⁾US ⁽²³⁾TERRIBLE ⁽²⁴⁾PLAYERS ⁽²⁵⁾WERE ⁽²⁶⁾SLACKING ⁽²⁷⁾OFF ⁽²⁸⁾HANGING ⁽²⁹⁾OUT ⁽³⁰⁾BY ⁽³¹⁾THE ⁽³²⁾WATER ⁽³³⁾JUG ⁽³⁴⁾WHEN ⁽³⁵⁾MR ⁽³⁶⁾KEITH ⁽³⁷⁾YELLED ⁽³⁸⁾FOR ⁽³⁹⁾US ⁽⁴⁰⁾TO ⁽⁴¹⁾GET ⁽⁴²⁾BACK ⁽⁴³⁾ON ⁽⁴⁴⁾THE ⁽⁴⁵⁾PLAYING ⁽⁴⁶⁾FIELD

{G} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾AS ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾JOKE ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾RAN ⁽⁷⁾BACKWARDS ⁽⁸⁾WITH ⁽⁹⁾MY ⁽¹⁰⁾REAR ⁽¹¹⁾END ⁽¹²⁾POINTED ⁽¹³⁾AT ⁽¹⁴⁾MR ⁽¹⁵⁾KEITH

{H} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾THINK ⁽³⁾IT ⁽⁴⁾WOULD ⁽⁵⁾HAVE ⁽⁶⁾BEEN ⁽⁷⁾FUNNIER ⁽⁸⁾IF ⁽⁹⁾ALL ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾OTHER ⁽¹²⁾GUYS ⁽¹³⁾HAD ⁽¹⁴⁾DONE ⁽¹⁵⁾THE ⁽¹⁶⁾SAME ⁽¹⁷⁾THING ⁽¹⁸⁾I ⁽¹⁹⁾DID ⁽²⁰⁾BUT ⁽²¹⁾THEY ⁽²²⁾KIND ⁽²³⁾OF ⁽²⁴⁾HUNG ⁽²⁵⁾ME ⁽²⁶⁾OUT ⁽²⁷⁾TO ⁽²⁸⁾DRY

{I} ⁽¹⁾ANYWAY ⁽²⁾YOU ⁽³⁾CAN ⁽⁴⁾PROBABLY ⁽⁵⁾GUESS ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾MR ⁽⁸⁾KEITH ⁽⁹⁾DID ⁽¹⁰⁾NOT ⁽¹¹⁾FIND ⁽¹²⁾MY ⁽¹³⁾JOKE ⁽¹⁴⁾SO ⁽¹⁵⁾AMUSING ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾FROM ⁽¹⁸⁾THEN ⁽¹⁹⁾ON ⁽²⁰⁾HE ⁽²¹⁾MADE ⁽²²⁾THINGS ⁽²³⁾PRETTY ⁽²⁴⁾MISERABLE ⁽²⁵⁾FOR ⁽²⁶⁾ME

{J} ⁽¹⁾RIGHT ⁽²⁾BEFORE ⁽³⁾THE ⁽⁴⁾FIRST ⁽⁵⁾GAME ⁽⁶⁾HE ⁽⁷⁾GAVE ⁽⁸⁾US ⁽⁹⁾ALL ⁽¹⁰⁾OUR ⁽¹¹⁾POSITIONS ⁽¹²⁾AND ⁽¹³⁾HE ⁽¹⁴⁾TOLD ⁽¹⁵⁾ME ⁽¹⁶⁾MY ⁽¹⁷⁾POSITION ⁽¹⁸⁾WAS ⁽¹⁹⁾SHAG ⁽²⁰⁾I ⁽²¹⁾DIDNT ⁽²²⁾KNOW ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾WHOLE ⁽²⁵⁾LOT ⁽²⁶⁾ABOUT ⁽²⁷⁾SOCCER ⁽²⁸⁾BUT ⁽²⁹⁾I ⁽³⁰⁾WAS ⁽³¹⁾PRETTY ⁽³²⁾PROUD ⁽³³⁾THAT ⁽³⁴⁾I ⁽³⁵⁾HAD ⁽³⁶⁾MY ⁽³⁷⁾VERY ⁽³⁸⁾OWN ⁽³⁹⁾POSITION ⁽⁴⁰⁾I ⁽⁴¹⁾REMEMBER ⁽⁴²⁾BRAGGING ⁽⁴³⁾TO ⁽⁴⁴⁾RODRICK ⁽⁴⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽⁴⁶⁾IT

{K} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾RODRICK ⁽³⁾KNEW ⁽⁴⁾A ⁽⁵⁾THING ⁽⁶⁾OR ⁽⁷⁾TWO ⁽⁸⁾ABOUT ⁽⁹⁾SOCCER ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾HE ⁽¹²⁾TOLD ⁽¹³⁾ME ⁽¹⁴⁾THAT ⁽¹⁵⁾THE ⁽¹⁶⁾SHAG ⁽¹⁷⁾ISNT ⁽¹⁸⁾ACTUALLY ⁽¹⁹⁾A ⁽²⁰⁾REAL ⁽²¹⁾POSITION ⁽²²⁾ON ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾FIELD ⁽²⁵⁾ITS ⁽²⁶⁾JUST ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾KID ⁽²⁹⁾WHO ⁽³⁰⁾CHASES ⁽³¹⁾ALL ⁽³²⁾THE ⁽³³⁾BALLS ⁽³⁴⁾THAT ⁽³⁵⁾GO ⁽³⁶⁾OUT ⁽³⁷⁾OF ⁽³⁸⁾BOUNDS

{L} ⁽¹⁾AND ⁽²⁾SURE ⁽³⁾ENOUGH ⁽⁴⁾RODRICK ⁽⁵⁾WAS ⁽⁶⁾RIGHT ⁽⁷⁾MR ⁽⁸⁾KEITH ⁽⁹⁾NEVER ⁽¹⁰⁾PUT ⁽¹¹⁾ME ⁽¹²⁾IN ⁽¹³⁾A ⁽¹⁴⁾GAME ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾WASNT ⁽¹⁸⁾EVEN ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾WORST ⁽²¹⁾KID ⁽²²⁾ON ⁽²³⁾OUR ⁽²⁴⁾TEAM ⁽²⁵⁾WE ⁽²⁶⁾HAD ⁽²⁷⁾COLLIN ⁽²⁸⁾AND ⁽²⁹⁾MACKIE ⁽³⁰⁾CREAVY ⁽³¹⁾AND ⁽³²⁾A ⁽³³⁾COUPLE ⁽³⁴⁾OTHER ⁽³⁵⁾KIDS ⁽³⁶⁾WHO ⁽³⁷⁾CAN ⁽³⁸⁾BARELY ⁽³⁹⁾KICK ⁽⁴⁰⁾A ⁽⁴¹⁾SOCCER ⁽⁴²⁾BALL ⁽⁴³⁾AND ⁽⁴⁴⁾THERE ⁽⁴⁵⁾I ⁽⁴⁶⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁷⁾CHASING ⁽⁴⁸⁾BALLS ⁽⁴⁹⁾INTO ⁽⁵⁰⁾THE ⁽⁵¹⁾STREET ⁽⁵²⁾AND ⁽⁵³⁾LET ⁽⁵⁴⁾ME ⁽⁵⁵⁾JUST ⁽⁵⁶⁾SAY ⁽⁵⁷⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁵⁸⁾IN ⁽⁵⁹⁾DEFENSE ⁽⁶⁰⁾OF ⁽⁶¹⁾ALL ⁽⁶²⁾THOSE ⁽⁶³⁾SHAGS ⁽⁶⁴⁾OUT ⁽⁶⁵⁾THERE ⁽⁶⁶⁾SHAG ⁽⁶⁷⁾MIGHT ⁽⁶⁸⁾NOT ⁽⁶⁹⁾BE ⁽⁷⁰⁾THE ⁽⁷¹⁾MOST ⁽⁷²⁾NOBLE ⁽⁷³⁾POSITION ⁽⁷⁴⁾IN ⁽⁷⁵⁾SOCCER ⁽⁷⁶⁾BUT ⁽⁷⁷⁾IT ⁽⁷⁸⁾IS ⁽⁷⁹⁾DEFINITELY ⁽⁸⁰⁾THE ⁽⁸¹⁾MOST ⁽⁸²⁾STRESSFUL

{A} ⁽¹⁾TONIGHT ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾WAS ⁽⁴⁾ALL ⁽⁵⁾SET ⁽⁶⁾TO ⁽⁷⁾GO ⁽⁸⁾OVER ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾COLLINS ⁽¹¹⁾HOUSE ⁽¹²⁾BUT ⁽¹³⁾I ⁽¹⁴⁾FOUND ⁽¹⁵⁾OUT ⁽¹⁶⁾DAD ⁽¹⁷⁾HAD ⁽¹⁸⁾RENTED ⁽¹⁹⁾A ⁽²⁰⁾MOVIE ⁽²¹⁾SO ⁽²²⁾I ⁽²³⁾CHANGED ⁽²⁴⁾MY ⁽²⁵⁾PLANS ⁽²⁶⁾AND ⁽²⁷⁾STAYED ⁽²⁸⁾HOME ⁽²⁹⁾WHENEVER ⁽³⁰⁾DAD ⁽³¹⁾GETS ⁽³²⁾A ⁽³³⁾MOVIE ⁽³⁴⁾HE ⁽³⁵⁾NEVER ⁽³⁶⁾CHECKS ⁽³⁷⁾THE ⁽³⁸⁾RATING ⁽³⁹⁾SO ⁽⁴⁰⁾ITS ⁽⁴¹⁾ALWAYS ⁽⁴²⁾WORTH ⁽⁴³⁾HANGING ⁽⁴⁴⁾AROUND ⁽⁴⁵⁾AND ⁽⁴⁶⁾SEEING ⁽⁴⁷⁾WHAT ⁽⁴⁸⁾HE ⁽⁴⁹⁾PICKED ⁽⁵⁰⁾OUT ⁽⁵¹⁾AND ⁽⁵²⁾HALF ⁽⁵³⁾THE ⁽⁵⁴⁾TIME ⁽⁵⁵⁾HE ⁽⁵⁶⁾GETS ⁽⁵⁷⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁵⁸⁾MOM ⁽⁵⁹⁾WOULD ⁽⁶⁰⁾NEVER ⁽⁶¹⁾LET ⁽⁶²⁾ME ⁽⁶³⁾WATCH ⁽⁶⁴⁾ON ⁽⁶⁵⁾MY ⁽⁶⁶⁾OWN

{B} ⁽¹⁾THE ⁽²⁾ONLY ⁽³⁾DOWN ⁽⁴⁾SIDE ⁽⁵⁾ABOUT ⁽⁶⁾WATCHING ⁽⁷⁾MOVIES ⁽⁸⁾WITH ⁽⁹⁾DAD ⁽¹⁰⁾IS ⁽¹¹⁾THAT ⁽¹²⁾IF ⁽¹³⁾THERE ⁽¹⁴⁾IS ⁽¹⁵⁾EVER ⁽¹⁶⁾A ⁽¹⁷⁾SCENE ⁽¹⁸⁾WITH ⁽¹⁹⁾ANYTHING ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾LEAST ⁽²²⁾BIT ⁽²³⁾INAPPROPRIATE ⁽²⁴⁾SOMEHOW ⁽²⁵⁾MOM ⁽²⁶⁾SHOWS ⁽²⁷⁾UP ⁽²⁸⁾AT ⁽²⁹⁾THE ⁽³⁰⁾WORST ⁽³¹⁾MOMENT ⁽³²⁾AND ⁽³³⁾MAKES ⁽³⁴⁾YOU ⁽³⁵⁾FEEL ⁽³⁶⁾ASHAMED ⁽³⁷⁾FOR ⁽³⁸⁾WATCHING ⁽³⁹⁾IT

{C} ⁽¹⁾LUCKILY ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾HAVE ⁽⁴⁾MASTERED ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾KIND ⁽⁷⁾OF ⁽⁸⁾RESPONSE ⁽⁹⁾THAT ⁽¹⁰⁾GETS ⁽¹¹⁾ME ⁽¹²⁾OFF ⁽¹³⁾THE ⁽¹⁴⁾HOOK ⁽¹⁵⁾EVERY ⁽¹⁶⁾TIME ⁽¹⁷⁾ESPECIALLY ⁽¹⁸⁾DURING ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾RACY ⁽²¹⁾SCENES

{D} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾JUST ⁽³⁾MAKE ⁽⁴⁾SURE ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾HEAD ⁽⁷⁾BACK ⁽⁸⁾DOWNSTAIRS ⁽⁹⁾LATER ⁽¹⁰⁾ON ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾CATCH ⁽¹³⁾UP ⁽¹⁴⁾ON ⁽¹⁵⁾ANYTHING ⁽¹⁶⁾I ⁽¹⁷⁾MISSED

{E} ⁽¹⁾TODAY ⁽²⁾AFTER ⁽³⁾CHURCH ⁽⁴⁾MOM ⁽⁵⁾AND ⁽⁶⁾I ⁽⁷⁾WENT ⁽⁸⁾OVER ⁽⁹⁾TO ⁽¹⁰⁾GRAMMAS ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾CHECK ⁽¹³⁾UP ⁽¹⁴⁾ON ⁽¹⁵⁾HER ⁽¹⁶⁾MOM ⁽¹⁷⁾WAS ⁽¹⁸⁾PRETTY ⁽¹⁹⁾WORRIED ⁽²⁰⁾BECAUSE ⁽²¹⁾GRAMMA ⁽²²⁾HASNT ⁽²³⁾BEEN ⁽²⁴⁾ANSWERING ⁽²⁵⁾HER ⁽²⁶⁾PHONE ⁽²⁷⁾FOR ⁽²⁸⁾A ⁽²⁹⁾FEW ⁽³⁰⁾DAYS ⁽³¹⁾SO ⁽³²⁾MOM ⁽³³⁾WANTED ⁽³⁴⁾TO ⁽³⁵⁾MAKE ⁽³⁶⁾SURE ⁽³⁷⁾GRAMMA ⁽³⁸⁾WAS ⁽³⁹⁾OK ⁽⁴⁰⁾BUT ⁽⁴¹⁾WHEN ⁽⁴²⁾WE ⁽⁴³⁾GOT ⁽⁴⁴⁾THERE ⁽⁴⁵⁾WE ⁽⁴⁶⁾FOUND ⁽⁴⁷⁾GRAMMA ⁽⁴⁸⁾SITTING ⁽⁴⁹⁾IN ⁽⁵⁰⁾HER ⁽⁵¹⁾KITCHEN ⁽⁵²⁾CLIPPING ⁽⁵³⁾COUPONS ⁽⁵⁴⁾LIKE ⁽⁵⁵⁾USUAL ⁽⁵⁶⁾SO ⁽⁵⁷⁾WHEN ⁽⁵⁸⁾MOM ⁽⁵⁹⁾ASKED ⁽⁶⁰⁾GRAMMA ⁽⁶¹⁾WHY ⁽⁶²⁾SHE ⁽⁶³⁾HASNT ⁽⁶⁴⁾BEEN ⁽⁶⁵⁾ANSWERING ⁽⁶⁶⁾THE ⁽⁶⁷⁾TELEPHONE ⁽⁶⁸⁾GRAMMA ⁽⁶⁹⁾SAID ⁽⁷⁰⁾CORDLESS ⁽⁷¹⁾TELEPHONES ⁽⁷²⁾ERASE ⁽⁷³⁾THE ⁽⁷⁴⁾MEMORY ⁽⁷⁵⁾OF ⁽⁷⁶⁾THE ⁽⁷⁷⁾ELDERLY

{F} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾THAT ⁽³⁾KIND ⁽⁴⁾OF ⁽⁵⁾SET ⁽⁶⁾MOM ⁽⁷⁾OFF ⁽⁸⁾BECAUSE ⁽⁹⁾SHE ⁽¹⁰⁾KNEW ⁽¹¹⁾EXACTLY ⁽¹²⁾WHERE ⁽¹³⁾GRAMMA ⁽¹⁴⁾WAS ⁽¹⁵⁾GETTING ⁽¹⁶⁾HER ⁽¹⁷⁾INFORMATION ⁽¹⁸⁾FROM ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾SUPERMARKET ⁽²¹⁾TABLOIDS ⁽²²⁾BUT ⁽²³⁾SOMEHOW ⁽²⁴⁾GRAMMA ⁽²⁵⁾KEEPS ⁽²⁶⁾GETTING ⁽²⁷⁾A ⁽²⁸⁾HOLD ⁽²⁹⁾OF ⁽³⁰⁾THESE ⁽³¹⁾THINGS ⁽³²⁾EVEN ⁽³³⁾THOUGH ⁽³⁴⁾SHE ⁽³⁵⁾DOESNT ⁽³⁶⁾DRIVE

{G} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾WHEN ⁽³⁾MOM ⁽⁴⁾CONFRONTED ⁽⁵⁾GRAMMA ⁽⁶⁾ON ⁽⁷⁾IT ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾SAID ⁽¹⁰⁾WHERE ⁽¹¹⁾DID ⁽¹²⁾YOU ⁽¹³⁾READ ⁽¹⁴⁾THAT ⁽¹⁵⁾MOM ⁽¹⁶⁾GRAMMA ⁽¹⁷⁾KNEW ⁽¹⁸⁾SHE ⁽¹⁹⁾WAS ⁽²⁰⁾CORNERED

{H} ⁽¹⁾SO ⁽²⁾MOM ⁽³⁾FOUND ⁽⁴⁾WHERE ⁽⁵⁾GRAMMA ⁽⁶⁾WAS ⁽⁷⁾STASHING ⁽⁸⁾THE ⁽⁹⁾TABLOIDS ⁽¹⁰⁾AND ⁽¹¹⁾WE ⁽¹²⁾TOOK ⁽¹³⁾IT ⁽¹⁴⁾HOME ⁽¹⁵⁾WITH ⁽¹⁶⁾US ⁽¹⁷⁾TO ⁽¹⁸⁾THROW ⁽¹⁹⁾AWAY ⁽²⁰⁾WHAT ⁽²¹⁾MOM ⁽²²⁾DOESNT ⁽²³⁾KNOW ⁽²⁴⁾IS ⁽²⁵⁾THAT ⁽²⁶⁾I ⁽²⁷⁾ALWAYS ⁽²⁸⁾DIG ⁽²⁹⁾THOSE ⁽³⁰⁾THINGS ⁽³¹⁾OUT ⁽³²⁾OF ⁽³³⁾THE ⁽³⁴⁾TRASH ⁽³⁵⁾AND ⁽³⁶⁾READ ⁽³⁷⁾THEM ⁽³⁸⁾WHEN ⁽³⁹⁾NO ⁽⁴⁰⁾ONES ⁽⁴¹⁾AROUND

{I} ⁽¹⁾THERES ⁽²⁾ACTUALLY ⁽³⁾A ⁽⁴⁾BUNCH ⁽⁵⁾OF ⁽⁶⁾GOOD ⁽⁷⁾STUFF ⁽⁸⁾IN ⁽⁹⁾THERE ⁽¹⁰⁾LIKE ⁽¹¹⁾HOROSCOPES ⁽¹²⁾AND ⁽¹³⁾PREDICTIONS ⁽¹⁴⁾IN ⁽¹⁵⁾FACT ⁽¹⁶⁾THE ⁽¹⁷⁾REASON ⁽¹⁸⁾I ⁽¹⁹⁾TAKE ⁽²⁰⁾SCHOOL ⁽²¹⁾WITH ⁽²²⁾A ⁽²³⁾GRAIN ⁽²⁴⁾OF ⁽²⁵⁾SALT ⁽²⁶⁾IS ⁽²⁷⁾BECAUSE ⁽²⁸⁾THIS ⁽²⁹⁾ONE ⁽³⁰⁾TABLOID ⁽³¹⁾SAYS ⁽³²⁾THE ⁽³³⁾WHOLE ⁽³⁴⁾EAST ⁽³⁵⁾COAST ⁽³⁶⁾IS ⁽³⁷⁾GOING ⁽³⁸⁾TO ⁽³⁹⁾BE ⁽⁴⁰⁾UNDERWATER ⁽⁴¹⁾WITHIN ⁽⁴²⁾FIVE ⁽⁴³⁾YEARS

{J} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾DONT ⁽³⁾KNOW ⁽⁴⁾IF ⁽⁵⁾I ⁽⁶⁾EVER ⁽⁷⁾MENTIONED ⁽⁸⁾THIS ⁽⁹⁾BEFORE ⁽¹⁰⁾BUT ⁽¹¹⁾EVERY ⁽¹²⁾MORNING ⁽¹³⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁴⁾DAD ⁽¹⁵⁾WAKES ⁽¹⁶⁾ME ⁽¹⁷⁾UP ⁽¹⁸⁾HE ⁽¹⁹⁾GIVES ⁽²⁰⁾THE ⁽²¹⁾SAME ⁽²²⁾EXACT ⁽²³⁾SPEECH ⁽²⁴⁾ITS ⁽²⁵⁾TEN ⁽²⁶⁾OF ⁽²⁷⁾SEVEN ⁽²⁸⁾MOMS ⁽²⁹⁾IN ⁽³⁰⁾THE ⁽³¹⁾SHOWER ⁽³²⁾AND ⁽³³⁾I ⁽³⁴⁾WANT ⁽³⁵⁾YOU ⁽³⁶⁾IN ⁽³⁷⁾THERE ⁽³⁸⁾THE ⁽³⁹⁾SECOND ⁽⁴⁰⁾SHES ⁽⁴¹⁾OUT ⁽⁴²⁾SO ⁽⁴³⁾YOURE ⁽⁴⁴⁾NOT ⁽⁴⁵⁾LATE ⁽⁴⁶⁾FOR ⁽⁴⁷⁾YOUR ⁽⁴⁸⁾BUS ⁽⁴⁹⁾LETS ⁽⁵⁰⁾MOVE ⁽⁵¹⁾IT ⁽⁵²⁾HUP ⁽⁵³⁾HUP ⁽⁵⁴⁾HUP

{K} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾DONT ⁽³⁾KNOW ⁽⁴⁾WHERE ⁽⁵⁾DAD ⁽⁶⁾GETS ⁽⁷⁾HIS ⁽⁸⁾MORNING ⁽⁹⁾ENERGY ⁽¹⁰⁾BUT ⁽¹¹⁾I ⁽¹²⁾DEFINITELY ⁽¹³⁾DID ⁽¹⁴⁾NOT ⁽¹⁵⁾INHERIT ⁽¹⁶⁾THAT ⁽¹⁷⁾GENE ⁽¹⁸⁾FROM ⁽¹⁹⁾HIM ⁽²⁰⁾AFTER ⁽²¹⁾HE ⁽²²⁾WAKES ⁽²³⁾ME ⁽²⁴⁾UP ⁽²⁵⁾I ⁽²⁶⁾PROP ⁽²⁷⁾MYSELF ⁽²⁸⁾UP ⁽²⁹⁾ON ⁽³⁰⁾MY ⁽³¹⁾ELBOW ⁽³²⁾AND ⁽³³⁾TRY ⁽³⁴⁾MY ⁽³⁵⁾HARDEST ⁽³⁶⁾NOT ⁽³⁷⁾TO ⁽³⁸⁾FALL ⁽³⁹⁾BACK ⁽⁴⁰⁾ASLEEP

{A} ⁽¹⁾THIS ⁽²⁾ONE ⁽³⁾DAY ⁽⁴⁾I ⁽⁵⁾ACCIDENTALLY ⁽⁶⁾FELL ⁽⁷⁾BACK ⁽⁸⁾ASLEEP ⁽⁹⁾AFTER ⁽¹⁰⁾DAD ⁽¹¹⁾WOKE ⁽¹²⁾ME ⁽¹³⁾UP ⁽¹⁴⁾AND ⁽¹⁵⁾BELIEVE ⁽¹⁶⁾ME ⁽¹⁷⁾IT ⁽¹⁸⁾WAS ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾LAST ⁽²¹⁾TIME ⁽²²⁾I ⁽²³⁾EVER ⁽²⁴⁾MADE ⁽²⁵⁾THAT ⁽²⁶⁾MISTAKE

{B} ⁽¹⁾AT ⁽²⁾SCHOOL ⁽³⁾THIS ⁽⁴⁾MORNING ⁽⁵⁾THERE ⁽⁶⁾WERE ⁽⁷⁾A ⁽⁸⁾BUNCH ⁽⁹⁾OF ⁽¹⁰⁾KIDS ⁽¹¹⁾FROM ⁽¹²⁾MRS ⁽¹³⁾BUNNS ⁽¹⁴⁾HOMEROOM ⁽¹⁵⁾CLASS ⁽¹⁶⁾STANDING ⁽¹⁷⁾AROUND ⁽¹⁸⁾IN ⁽¹⁹⁾THE ⁽²⁰⁾HALLWAY ⁽²¹⁾TRIPPING ⁽²²⁾EVERY ⁽²³⁾OTHER ⁽²⁴⁾KID ⁽²⁵⁾THAT ⁽²⁶⁾WALKED ⁽²⁷⁾BY

{C} ⁽¹⁾ITS ⁽²⁾REALLY ⁽³⁾SAD ⁽⁴⁾TO ⁽⁵⁾SEE ⁽⁶⁾WHAT ⁽⁷⁾PASSES ⁽⁸⁾FOR ⁽⁹⁾COMEDY ⁽¹⁰⁾THESE ⁽¹¹⁾DAYS ⁽¹²⁾BACK ⁽¹³⁾IN ⁽¹⁴⁾THE ⁽¹⁵⁾FIFTH ⁽¹⁶⁾GRADE ⁽¹⁷⁾ME ⁽¹⁸⁾AND ⁽¹⁹⁾BEN ⁽²⁰⁾WERE ⁽²¹⁾AN ⁽²²⁾AWESOME ⁽²³⁾COMEDY ⁽²⁴⁾TEAM ⁽²⁵⁾AND ⁽²⁶⁾WE ⁽²⁷⁾HAD ⁽²⁸⁾SOME ⁽²⁹⁾REALLY ⁽³⁰⁾GOOD ⁽³¹⁾ROUTINES

{D} ⁽¹⁾BUT ⁽²⁾EVER ⁽³⁾SINCE ⁽⁴⁾BEN ⁽⁵⁾LEFT ⁽⁶⁾TOWN ⁽⁷⁾THE ⁽⁸⁾FUNNIEST ⁽⁹⁾THING ⁽¹⁰⁾THAT ⁽¹¹⁾EVER ⁽¹²⁾HAPPENS ⁽¹³⁾IN ⁽¹⁴⁾SCHOOL ⁽¹⁵⁾IS ⁽¹⁶⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁷⁾SOME ⁽¹⁸⁾POOR ⁽¹⁹⁾KID ⁽²⁰⁾DROPS ⁽²¹⁾HIS ⁽²²⁾LUNCH ⁽²³⁾TRAY ⁽²⁴⁾IN ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾CAFETERIA

{E} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾TRIED ⁽³⁾TO ⁽⁴⁾PICK ⁽⁵⁾THE ⁽⁶⁾COMEDY ⁽⁷⁾THING ⁽⁸⁾BACK ⁽⁹⁾UP ⁽¹⁰⁾WHEN ⁽¹¹⁾ROWLEY ⁽¹²⁾CAME ⁽¹³⁾ALONG ⁽¹⁴⁾BUT ⁽¹⁵⁾THINGS ⁽¹⁶⁾NEVER ⁽¹⁷⁾REALLY ⁽¹⁸⁾WORKED ⁽¹⁹⁾OUT

{F} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾THOUGHT ⁽³⁾OF ⁽⁴⁾ANOTHER ⁽⁵⁾GOOD ⁽⁶⁾REASON ⁽⁷⁾TO ⁽⁸⁾KEEP ⁽⁹⁾A ⁽¹⁰⁾JOURNAL ⁽¹¹⁾WHEN ⁽¹²⁾I ⁽¹³⁾GET ⁽¹⁴⁾RICH ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾FAMOUS ⁽¹⁷⁾I ⁽¹⁸⁾CAN ⁽¹⁹⁾PULL ⁽²⁰⁾OUT ⁽²¹⁾THIS ⁽²²⁾BOOK ⁽²³⁾TO ⁽²⁴⁾REMIND ⁽²⁵⁾MYSELF ⁽²⁶⁾WHY ⁽²⁷⁾I ⁽²⁸⁾SHOULDNT ⁽²⁹⁾LET ⁽³⁰⁾RODRICK ⁽³¹⁾SWIM ⁽³²⁾IN ⁽³³⁾MY ⁽³⁴⁾POOL ⁽³⁵⁾OR ⁽³⁶⁾USE ⁽³⁷⁾MY ⁽³⁸⁾BOWLING ⁽³⁹⁾ALLEY ⁽⁴⁰⁾OR ⁽⁴¹⁾ANYTHING ⁽⁴²⁾ELSE ⁽⁴³⁾LIKE ⁽⁴⁴⁾THAT

{G} ⁽¹⁾TONIGHT ⁽²⁾RODRICK ⁽³⁾PULLED ⁽⁴⁾HIS ⁽⁵⁾GETOUTOFDOINGTHEDISHES ⁽⁶⁾ROUTINE ⁽⁷⁾JUST ⁽⁸⁾LIKE ⁽⁹⁾HE ⁽¹⁰⁾DOES ⁽¹¹⁾EVERY ⁽¹²⁾NIGHT ⁽¹³⁾DAD ⁽¹⁴⁾HAS ⁽¹⁵⁾A ⁽¹⁶⁾RULE ⁽¹⁷⁾THAT ⁽¹⁸⁾WERE ⁽¹⁹⁾NOT ⁽²⁰⁾ALLOWED ⁽²¹⁾TO ⁽²²⁾WATCH ⁽²³⁾TV ⁽²⁴⁾UNTIL ⁽²⁵⁾THE ⁽²⁶⁾DISHES ⁽²⁷⁾ARE ⁽²⁸⁾DONE ⁽²⁹⁾BUT ⁽³⁰⁾RIGHT ⁽³¹⁾AFTER ⁽³²⁾DINNER ⁽³³⁾RODRICK ⁽³⁴⁾ALWAYS ⁽³⁵⁾GOES ⁽³⁶⁾UPSTAIRS ⁽³⁷⁾TO ⁽³⁸⁾THE ⁽³⁹⁾BATHROOM ⁽⁴⁰⁾AND ⁽⁴¹⁾DOESNT ⁽⁴²⁾COME ⁽⁴³⁾DOWN ⁽⁴⁴⁾FOR ⁽⁴⁵⁾SOMETHING ⁽⁴⁶⁾LIKE ⁽⁴⁷⁾45 ⁽⁴⁸⁾MINUTES ⁽⁴⁹⁾BY ⁽⁵⁰⁾THAT ⁽⁵¹⁾TIME ⁽⁵²⁾IVE ⁽⁵³⁾DONE ⁽⁵⁴⁾ALL ⁽⁵⁵⁾THE ⁽⁵⁶⁾DISHES ⁽⁵⁷⁾MYSELF

{H} ⁽¹⁾WELL ⁽²⁾TONIGHT ⁽³⁾I ⁽⁴⁾SAID ⁽⁵⁾ENOUGH ⁽⁶⁾IS ⁽⁷⁾ENOUGH ⁽⁸⁾AND ⁽⁹⁾I ⁽¹⁰⁾WENT ⁽¹¹⁾TO ⁽¹²⁾COMPLAIN ⁽¹³⁾TO ⁽¹⁴⁾MOM ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾DAD ⁽¹⁷⁾BUT ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾COURSE ⁽²⁰⁾RODRICK ⁽²¹⁾HAD ⁽²²⁾AN ⁽²³⁾EXCUSE

{I} ⁽¹⁾ALL ⁽²⁾I ⁽³⁾CAN ⁽⁴⁾SAY ⁽⁵⁾IS ⁽⁶⁾THAT ⁽⁷⁾IF ⁽⁸⁾RODRICK ⁽⁹⁾WANTS ⁽¹⁰⁾TO ⁽¹¹⁾HANG ⁽¹²⁾OUT ⁽¹³⁾IN ⁽¹⁴⁾MY ⁽¹⁵⁾MANSION ⁽¹⁶⁾WHEN ⁽¹⁷⁾WERE ⁽¹⁸⁾GROWN ⁽¹⁹⁾UP ⁽²⁰⁾HE ⁽²¹⁾BETTER ⁽²²⁾BRING ⁽²³⁾A ⁽²⁴⁾TOWEL ⁽²⁵⁾AND ⁽²⁶⁾SOME ⁽²⁷⁾SPONGES ⁽²⁸⁾BECAUSE ⁽²⁹⁾HES ⁽³⁰⁾GOING ⁽³¹⁾TO ⁽³²⁾BE ⁽³³⁾DOING ⁽³⁴⁾A ⁽³⁵⁾WHOLE ⁽³⁶⁾LOT ⁽³⁷⁾OF ⁽³⁸⁾DISHES

{J} ⁽¹⁾TONIGHT ⁽²⁾SOCCER ⁽³⁾PRACTICE ⁽⁴⁾ENDED ⁽⁵⁾A ⁽⁶⁾FEW ⁽⁷⁾MINUTES ⁽⁸⁾EARLY ⁽⁹⁾SO ⁽¹⁰⁾THE ⁽¹¹⁾COACH ⁽¹²⁾COULD ⁽¹³⁾HAND ⁽¹⁴⁾OUT ⁽¹⁵⁾UNIFORMS ⁽¹⁶⁾AND ⁽¹⁷⁾WE ⁽¹⁸⁾COULD ⁽¹⁹⁾COME ⁽²⁰⁾UP ⁽²¹⁾WITH ⁽²²⁾A ⁽²³⁾TEAM ⁽²⁴⁾NAME

{K} ⁽¹⁾I ⁽²⁾SUGGESTED ⁽³⁾TWISTED ⁽⁴⁾WIZARDS ⁽⁵⁾AND ⁽⁶⁾SAID ⁽⁷⁾MAYBE ⁽⁸⁾WE ⁽⁹⁾COULD ⁽¹⁰⁾GET ⁽¹¹⁾THE ⁽¹²⁾GAME ⁽¹³⁾ZONE ⁽¹⁴⁾TO ⁽¹⁵⁾SPONSOR ⁽¹⁶⁾US ⁽¹⁷⁾BUT ⁽¹⁸⁾OF ⁽¹⁹⁾COURSE ⁽²⁰⁾MY ⁽²¹⁾PERFECTLY ⁽²²⁾GOOD ⁽²³⁾IDEA ⁽²⁴⁾GOT ⁽²⁵⁾SHOT ⁽²⁶⁾DOWN

{L} ⁽¹⁾A ⁽²⁾BUNCH ⁽³⁾OF ⁽⁴⁾OTHER ⁽⁵⁾IDEAS ⁽⁶⁾GOT ⁽⁷⁾TOSSED ⁽⁸⁾AROUND ⁽⁹⁾UNTIL ⁽¹⁰⁾SOME ⁽¹¹⁾IDIOT ⁽¹²⁾CAME ⁽¹³⁾UP ⁽¹⁴⁾WITH ⁽¹⁵⁾THE ⁽¹⁶⁾NAME ⁽¹⁷⁾RED ⁽¹⁸⁾SOX ⁽¹⁹⁾I ⁽²⁰⁾COULDNT ⁽²¹⁾BELIEVE ⁽²²⁾IT ⁽²³⁾WHEN ⁽²⁴⁾A ⁽²⁵⁾BUNCH ⁽²⁶⁾OF ⁽²⁷⁾KIDS ⁽²⁸⁾THOUGHT ⁽²⁹⁾THAT ⁽³⁰⁾WAS ⁽³¹⁾A ⁽³²⁾REALLY ⁽³³⁾GOOD ⁽³⁴⁾IDEA ⁽³⁵⁾AND ⁽³⁶⁾GUESS ⁽³⁷⁾WHAT ⁽³⁸⁾THATS ⁽³⁹⁾WHAT ⁽⁴⁰⁾EVERYONE ⁽⁴¹⁾VOTED ⁽⁴²⁾ON

{M} ⁽¹⁾NOW ⁽²⁾NUMBER ⁽³⁾ONE ⁽⁴⁾THE ⁽⁵⁾RED ⁽⁶⁾SOX ⁽⁷⁾IS ⁽⁸⁾A ⁽⁹⁾BASEBALL ⁽¹⁰⁾TEAM ⁽¹¹⁾NOT ⁽¹²⁾A ⁽¹³⁾SOCCER ⁽¹⁴⁾TEAM ⁽¹⁵⁾AND ⁽¹⁶⁾NUMBER ⁽¹⁷⁾TWO ⁽¹⁸⁾OUR ⁽¹⁹⁾UNIFORMS ⁽²⁰⁾ARE ⁽²¹⁾BLUE ⁽²²⁾INCLUDING ⁽²³⁾THE ⁽²⁴⁾SOCKS ⁽²⁵⁾BUT ⁽²⁶⁾OF ⁽²⁷⁾COURSE ⁽²⁸⁾NOBODY ⁽²⁹⁾WOULD ⁽³⁰⁾LISTEN ⁽³¹⁾TO ⁽³²⁾ME

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