On the Subject of Coffeebucks
That’s either some shoddy naming or some complicated joke.
Times: MORning, LUNchtime, AFTernoon, EVEning.
Sizes: VENTi, SHORt, Tall, GRANde.
Drinks: Twix Frappuccino, the Blue Drink, Matcha & Espresso Fusion, Caramel Snickerdoodle Macchiatto, Liquid Cocaine, S'mores Hot Chocolate, the Pink Drink, Grasshopper Frappuccino.
| Calm | Agitated | Stressed | Murderous | ||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mor | Lun | Aft | Eve | Mor | Lun | Aft | Eve | Mor | Lun | Aft | Eve | Mor | Lun | Aft | Eve | ||
| Diabetic | Vent | TF | TF | TF | TF | TF | TF | TF | LC | TF | TF | TF | TF | TF | GF | TF | TF |
| Shor | TF | TF | PD | TF | TF | BD | BD | LC | TF | TF | BD | MEF | TF | CSM | BD | LC | |
| Tall | TF | TF | TF | TF | TF | LC | BD | LC | SHC | MEF | MEF | MEF | TF | CSM | TF | MEF | |
| Gran | TF | TF | TF | LC | LC | LC | LC | LC | TF | CSM | LC | LC | TF | CSM | CSM | LC | |
| A bit | Vent | TF | TF | PD | TF | TF | BD | BD | BD | TF | GF | BD | MEF | TF | GF | BD | GF |
| Shor | PD | PD | PD | PD | BD | BD | BD | BD | BD | BD | BD | BD | BD | BD | BD | BD | |
| Tall | TF | PD | PD | MEF | BD | BD | BD | BD | SHC | MEF | BD | MEF | SHC | CSM | BD | MEF | |
| Gran | TF | CSM | PD | LC | BD | BD | BD | LC | SHC | CSM | BD | MEF | CSM | CSM | BD | CSM | |
| Loads | Vent | TF | TF | TF | TF | TF | CSM | BD | LC | SHC | CSM | SHC | MEF | TF | CSM | CSM | CSM |
| Shor | TF | CSM | PD | PD | BD | BD | BD | BD | SHC | CSM | BD | MEF | CSM | CSM | BD | CSM | |
| Tall | SHC | CSM | SHC | MEF | SHC | CSM | BD | MEF | SHC | SHC | SHC | MEF | SHC | CSM | CSM | MEF | |
| Gran | TF | CSM | CSM | CSM | CSM | CSM | BD | LC | SHC | CSM | CSM | MEF | CSM | CSM | CSM | CSM | |
| Sugar is murder | Vent | TF | GF | TF | TF | TF | GF | BD | MEF | TF | GF | MEF | MEF | GF | GF | GF | GF |
| Shor | TF | PD | PD | MEF | BD | BD | BD | BD | MEF | MEF | BD | MEF | GF | GF | BD | MEF | |
| Tall | TF | MEF | MEF | MEF | MEF | MEF | BD | MEF | MEF | MEF | MEF | MEF | MEF | GF | MEF | MEF | |
| Gran | TF | CSM | PD | MEF | LC | CSM | BD | LC | MEF | MEF | MEF | MEF | CSM | CSM | CSM | MEF | |
Quirks:
| White | Green | Blue | Red | Pink |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| None | Whipped Cream | Gluten-free | Dense Milk | Sprinkles+ |