On the Subject of Cooking

The cake is a lie...

1. Light

If vowel on SN (including Y) or PS/2 port

2. Oven Setting

(lit − unlit + # letters in SN)%6
0Fan with Grill
1Bottom Element Heat
2Bottom Element Heat with Grill
3Conventional Heating
4Fan Oven
5Grill

3. Numbers

Left/
Temp
Right/Time
(BH + (B × ports) - port plates - indicators)%5 serial or lit FRK empty port plate or lit FRQ 4 numbers in SN or unlit SND HDMI, Composite Video or USB BOB else
0 180 40 25 10 20 30 35
1 250 30 10 50 05 15 20
2 160 65 75 10 75 70 80
3 200 45 55 60 50 70 65
4 180 70 95 35 85 90 75