On the Subject of Cooking
The cake is a lie...
1. Light
If vowel on SN (including Y) or PS/2 port
2. Oven Setting
| (lit − unlit + # letters in SN)%6 | |
| 0 |  Fan with Grill |
| 1 |  Bottom Element Heat |
| 2 |  Bottom Element Heat with Grill |
| 3 |  Conventional Heating |
| 4 |  Fan Oven |
| 5 |  Grill |
3. Numbers
| Left/ Temp |
Right/Time | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| (BH + (B × ports) - port plates - indicators)%5 | serial or lit FRK | empty port plate or lit FRQ | 4 numbers in SN or unlit SND | HDMI, Composite Video or USB | BOB | else | |
| 0 | 180 | 40 | 25 | 10 | 20 | 30 | 35 | 1 | 250 | 30 | 10 | 50 | 05 | 15 | 20 |
| 2 | 160 | 65 | 75 | 10 | 75 | 70 | 80 |
| 3 | 200 | 45 | 55 | 60 | 50 | 70 | 65 |
| 4 | 180 | 70 | 95 | 35 | 85 | 90 | 75 |