On the Subject of Cooking

If you allow clipping out of bounds, the cake is not a lie.

Follow the tables from top to bottom and left to right.

Key

#number, number of EPan empty port
plate exists
S#serial number
#sthe # of digits
in the S# (2-4)
PS2a PS/2 port exists
SERa serial port exists
vowelya vowel or Y is in the S# HDMIan HDMI port exists
Bthe # of batteries COMPa Composite Video
port exists
Hthe # of battery holders
Pthe # of ports USBa USB port exists
W#holders + #indicators + #port plates (normally 5)

Tables

Light
vowely or PS2On
Off
Oven Setting
(#lit - #unlit - #s)%6
0
Fan with Grill
1
Bottom Element Heat
2
Bottom Element Heat
with Grill
3
Conventional
Heating
4
Fan Oven
5
Grill
Numbers
(2*H + B*P - W) % 5
01234
Temp
(Left)
180°C250°C160°C200°C180°C
Time
(Right)
SER or
lit FRK
40m30m65m45m70m
EP or
lit FRQ
25m10m75m55m95m
#s ≥ 4 or
unlit SND
10m50m10m60m35m
HDMI, COMP
or USB
20m5m75m50m85m
lit BOB or
unlit BOB
30m15m70m70m90m
else 35m20m80m65m75m