On the Subject of Crazy Talk

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1. Text will appear on a display.
2. Find the exact match and the action in the table below.
3. Flip the switch down when the bomb timer has the number before the forward slash in the seconds column.
4. Flip the switch back up when the bomb timer has the number after the forward slash in the seconds column.

8/5 .. 8/1 .PERIOD 7/8 .STOP 6/3 ← 5/4 ← ← → ← → → 6/1 ← ← RIGHT LEFT → → 5/6 ← LEFT → LEFT → RIGHT 3/2 1 3 2 4 1/0 1 3 2 FOR 3/0 1 3 TO 4 2/0 1 3 TOO 4 4/2 1 3 TOO WITH 2 OHS FOUR 4/1 1 3 TOO WITH TWO OS 4 3/6 1 THREE TWO FOUR 7/2 AFTER I SAY BEEP FIND THIS PHRASE WORD FOR WORD BEEP AN ACTUAL LEFT ARROW 4/0 ALL WORDS ONE THREE TO FOR FOR AS IN THIS IS FOR YOU 6/2 AN ACTUAL LEFT ARROW 5/3 AN ACTUAL LEFT ARROW LITERAL PHRASE 1/3 BLANK 3/1 DISREGARD WHAT I JUST SAID. FOUR WORDS, NO PUNCTUATION. ONE THREE 2 4. 0/8 DISREGARD WHAT I JUST SAID. TWO WORDS THEN TWO DIGITS. ONE THREE 2 4. 8/6 DOT DOT 1/6 EMPTY SPACE

1/9 FIVE WORDS THREE WORDS THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP 8/7 FOR THE LOVE OF - THE DISPLAY JUST CHANGED, I DIDN’T KNOW THIS MOD COULD DO THAT. DOES IT MENTION THAT IN THE MANUAL? 9/0 FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY PLEASE FULLSTOP FULLSTOP. 8/4 FULLSTOP FULLSTOP 2/1 HOLD ON CRAZY TALK WHILE I DO THIS NEEDY 1/9 HOLD ON IT’S BLANK 4/5 IT LITERALLY SAYS THE WORD ONE AND THEN THE NUMBERS 2 3 4 2/3 IT’S SHOWING NOTHING 6/9 LEFT 6/8 LEFT ARROW 5/8 LEFT ARROW LEFT WORD RIGHT ARROW LEFT WORD RIGHT ARROW RIGHT WORD 6/4 LEFT ARROW SYMBOL 5/9 LEFT ARROW SYMBOL TWICE THEN THE WORDS RIGHT LEFT RIGHT THEN A RIGHT ARROW SYMBOL 5/7 LEFT LEFT RIGHT ← RIGHT → 6/7 LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT 1/2 LIMA ECHO FOXTROT TANGO SPACE ALPHA ROMEO ROMEO OSCAR RISKY SPACE SIERRA YANKEE MIKE BRAVO OSCAR LIMA 6/5 LIMA ECHO FOXTROT TANGO SPACE ALPHA ROMEO ROMEO OSCAR WHISKEY SPACE SIERRA YANKEE MIKE BRAVO OSCAR LIMA 1/5 LITERALLY BLANK 1/4 LITERALLY NOTHING 2/4 NO COMMA LITERALLY NOTHING 5/1 NO REALLY STOP 5/2 NO REALLY.

2/5 NO, LITERALLY NOTHING 1/2 NOTHING 0/7 NOVEBMER OSCAR SPACE, LIMA INDIA TANGO ECHO ROMEO ALPHA LIMA LIMA YANKEE SPACE NOVEMBER OSCAR TANGO HOTEL INDIA NOVEMBER GOLF 2/9 NOVEBMER OSCAR SPACE, LIMA INDIGO TANGO ECHO ROMEO ALPHA LIMA LIMA YANKEE SPACE NOVEMBER OSCAR TANGO HOTEL INDEGO NOVEMBER GOLF 6/0 OK WORD FOR WORD LEFT ARROW SYMBOL TWICE THEN THE WORDS RIGHT LEFT RIGHT THEN A RIGHT ARROW SYMBOL 3/4 ONE 3 2 4 3/8 ONE 3 2 FOUR 4/7 ONE AND THEN 3 TO 4 3/5 ONE IN LETTERS 3 2 4 IN NUMBERS 4/3 ONE THREE 2 WITH TWO OHS 4 3/9 ONE THREE TO FOR 3/7 ONE THREE TWO FOUR 0/9 ONE WORD THEN PUNCTUATION. STOP STOP. 7/9 PERIOD 8/2 PERIOD PERIOD 8/3 PERIOD TWICE 4/9 RIGHT ALL IN WORDS STARTING NOW ONE TWO THREE FOUR 0/5 SEVEN WORDS FIVE WORDS THREE WORDS THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP 5/0 STOP DOT PERIOD 7/5 STOP STOP

7/6 STOP TWICE 7/4 STOP. 2/1 THAT’S WHAT IT’S SHOWING 2/7 THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE THE WORD NOTHING 7/1 THE PHRASE THE WORD LEFT 2/6 THE PHRASE THE WORD NOTHING 9/1 THE PHRASE THE WORD STOP TWICE 9/3 THE PHRASE: THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP 9/2 THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP 0/1 THE WORD BLANK 7/0 THE WORD LEFT 4/8 THE WORD ONE AND THEN THE NUMBERS 3 2 4 9/4 THE WORD STOP TWICE 5/0 THERE ARE THREE WORDS NO PUNCTUATION READY? STOP DOT PERIOD 1/8 THERE’S NOTHING 2/8 THIS ONE IS ALL ARROW SYMBOLS NO WORDS 9/9 THREE WORDS THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP 7/3 THREE WORDS THE WORD STOP 1/6 WAIT FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID, TWO WORDS THEN TWO SYMBOLS THEN TWO WORDS: ← ← RIGHT LEFT → → 4/2 WE JUST BLEW UP