On the Subject of Crazy Talk

Smelly wolf, smelly wolf, trapped in a crazy talk of therapies

Section A: Introduction

The Crazy Talk module consists of a digital display that shows text and a two-position switch.

Objective: Read the text on the display, look up the required seconds timing from the reference table, and flip the switch down and back up when the bomb timer matches the left and right sides of the slash.

Section B: Step by Step

1. Text will appear on the display.
2. Find the exact match of the text and its action timer in the reference table.
3. Flip the switch down when the bomb timer’s seconds digits match the number on the left side of the slash.
4. Flip the switch back up when the bomb timer’s seconds digits match the number on the right side of the slash.

Section C: The Reference Table

8/5 .. 8/1 .PERIOD 7/8 .STOP 6/3 ← 5/4 ← ← → ← → → 6/1 ← ← RIGHT LEFT → → 5/6 ← LEFT → LEFT → RIGHT 3/2 1 3 2 4 1/0 1 3 2 FOR 3/0 1 3 TO 4 2/0 1 3 TOO 4 4/2 1 3 TOO WITH 2 OHS FOUR 4/1 1 3 TOO WITH TWO OS 4 3/6 1 THREE TWO FOUR 7/2 AFTER I SAY BEEP FIND THIS PHRASE WORD FOR WORD BEEP AN ACTUAL LEFT ARROW 4/0 ALL WORDS ONE THREE TO FOR FOR AS IN THIS IS FOR YOU 6/2 AN ACTUAL LEFT ARROW 5/3 AN ACTUAL LEFT ARROW LITERAL PHRASE 1/3 BLANK 3/1 DISREGARD WHAT I JUST SAID. FOUR WORDS, NO PUNCTUATION. ONE THREE 2 4. 0/8 DISREGARD WHAT I JUST SAID. TWO WORDS THEN TWO DIGITS. ONE THREE 2 4. 8/6 DOT DOT 1/6 EMPTY SPACE 1/9 FIVE WORDS THREE WORDS THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP

8/7 FOR THE LOVE OF - THE DISPLAY JUST CHANGED, I DIDN’T KNOW THIS MOD COULD DO THAT. DOES IT MENTION THAT IN THE MANUAL? 9/0 FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY PLEASE FULLSTOP FULLSTOP. 8/4 FULLSTOP FULLSTOP 2/1 HOLD ON CRAZY TALK WHILE I DO THIS NEEDY 1/9 HOLD ON IT’S BLANK 4/5 IT LITERALLY SAYS THE WORD ONE AND THEN THE NUMBERS 2 3 4 2/3 IT’S SHOWING NOTHING 6/9 LEFT 6/8 LEFT ARROW 5/8 LEFT ARROW LEFT WORD RIGHT ARROW LEFT WORD RIGHT ARROW RIGHT WORD 6/4 LEFT ARROW SYMBOL 5/9 LEFT ARROW SYMBOL TWICE THEN THE WORDS RIGHT LEFT RIGHT THEN A RIGHT ARROW SYMBOL 5/7 LEFT LEFT RIGHT ← RIGHT → 6/7 LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT 1/2 LIMA ECHO FOXTROT TANGO SPACE ALPHA ROMEO ROMEO OSCAR RISKY SPACE SIERRA YANKEE MIKE BRAVO OSCAR LIMA 6/5 LIMA ECHO FOXTROT TANGO SPACE ALPHA ROMEO ROMEO OSCAR WHISKEY SPACE SIERRA YANKEE MIKE BRAVO OSCAR LIMA

Section C: The Reference Table (Continued)

1/5 LITERALLY BLANK 1/4 LITERALLY NOTHING 2/4 NO COMMA LITERALLY NOTHING 5/1 NO REALLY STOP 5/2 NO REALLY. 2/5 NO, LITERALLY NOTHING 1/2 NOTHING 0/7 NOVEBMER OSCAR SPACE, LIMA INDIA TANGO ECHO ROMEO ALPHA LIMA LIMA YANKEE SPACE NOVEMBER OSCAR TANGO HOTEL INDIA NOVEMBER GOLF 2/9 NOVEBMER OSCAR SPACE, LIMA INDIGO TANGO ECHO ROMEO ALPHA LIMA LIMA YANKEE SPACE NOVEMBER OSCAR TANGO HOTEL INDEGO NOVEMBER GOLF 6/0 OK WORD FOR WORD LEFT ARROW SYMBOL TWICE THEN THE WORDS RIGHT LEFT RIGHT THEN A RIGHT ARROW SYMBOL 3/4 ONE 3 2 4 3/8 ONE 3 2 FOUR 4/7 ONE AND THEN 3 TO 4 3/5 ONE IN LETTERS 3 2 4 IN NUMBERS 4/3 ONE THREE 2 WITH TWO OHS 4 3/9 ONE THREE TO FOR 3/7 ONE THREE TWO FOUR 0/9 ONE WORD THEN PUNCTUATION. STOP STOP. 7/9 PERIOD 8/2 PERIOD PERIOD 8/3 PERIOD TWICE 4/9 RIGHT ALL IN WORDS STARTING NOW ONE TWO THREE FOUR

0/5 SEVEN WORDS FIVE WORDS THREE WORDS THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP 5/0 STOP DOT PERIOD 7/5 STOP STOP 7/6 STOP TWICE 7/4 STOP. 2/1 THAT’S WHAT IT’S SHOWING 2/7 THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE THE WORD NOTHING 7/1 THE PHRASE THE WORD LEFT 2/6 THE PHRASE THE WORD NOTHING 9/1 THE PHRASE THE WORD STOP TWICE 9/3 THE PHRASE: THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP 9/2 THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP 0/1 THE WORD BLANK 7/0 THE WORD LEFT 4/8 THE WORD ONE AND THEN THE NUMBERS 3 2 4 9/4 THE WORD STOP TWICE 5/0 THERE ARE THREE WORDS NO PUNCTUATION READY? STOP DOT PERIOD 1/8 THERE’S NOTHING 2/8 THIS ONE IS ALL ARROW SYMBOLS NO WORDS 9/9 THREE WORDS THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP 7/3 THREE WORDS THE WORD STOP 1/6 WAIT FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID, TWO WORDS THEN TWO SYMBOLS THEN TWO WORDS: ← ← RIGHT LEFT → → 4/2 WE JUST BLEW UP

Section D: Experting Tips

Some phrases are closely similar to each other, and you should not underestimate them. Pay careful attention to specific words like “RISKY” versus “WHISKEY” in phonetic spelling strings.

Example:

• RISKY: LIMA ECHO FOXTROT TANGO SPACE ALPHA ROMEO ROMEO OSCAR RISKY SPACE SIERRA YANKEE MIKE BRAVO OSCAR LIMA (Timer: 1/2)
• WHISKEY: LIMA ECHO FOXTROT TANGO SPACE ALPHA ROMEO ROMEO OSCAR WHISKEY SPACE SIERRA YANKEE MIKE BRAVO OSCAR LIMA (Timer: 6/5)

Section E: Disarming and Strikes

• Strike: Flipping the switch down or up at the wrong seconds value, or interacting incorrectly.
• Disarm: Successfully flipping the switch down and up at the exact target seconds specified by the table for the given phrase.

Section F: Example Solve

• The display shows: STOP STOP.
• Looking up STOP STOP in the table reveals the timer code 7/5.
• Wait until the bomb timer seconds digit matches the number on the left side of the slash (7), then flip the switch down.
• Wait until the bomb timer seconds digit matches the number on the right side of the slash (5), then flip the switch back up to disarm the module.