On the Subject of Cruel Candy Land
Cardi A died in Afghanistan.
Cards Against Humanity
Vanilla, No POOP
- Just cut the wires! It’s not that complicated.
- You’d better do what your expert, Simon, says.
- If you think this is hard, try it with Morse code.
- Maybe if you press the button enough times, you’ll get past this module.
- You’ll need more than a password to pass this bomb.
- *slaps module* This keypad can fit so many symbols.
Modded Needy, No POOP
- Don’t want to put in effort? Just filibuster until the timer runs out.
- If you’re stressed out, just refill that beer!
- You’re gonna need all eight pages of that manual.
Modded Needy, POOP
- You’re already doomed; you may as well press F to pay respects now.
- I’m running out of ideas for cards. Command prompt!
- If you don’t trust your experts, you can always flip the coin.
Modded, No POOP
- Video poker? I hardly know 'er!
- Thankfully, you don’t need to deal with snakes or climb ladders to get out of this.
- If you’re having a hard time, use Special Expert Technology (SET).
- Apparently this bomb is lousy at playing chess.
- It’s technically not murder if the bomb kills those people.
- Call a point of order if your experts are cheating.