On the Subject of Cruel Candy Land

Cardi A died in Afghanistan.

Cards Against Humanity

Vanilla, No POOP

  • Just cut the wires! It’s not that complicated.
  • You’d better do what your expert, Simon, says.
  • If you think this is hard, try it with Morse code.

Vanilla, POOP

  • Maybe if you press the button enough times, you’ll get past this module.
  • You’ll need more than a password to pass this bomb.
  • *slaps module* This keypad can fit so many symbols.

Modded Needy, No POOP

  • Don’t want to put in effort? Just filibuster until the timer runs out.
  • If you’re stressed out, just refill that beer!
  • You’re gonna need all eight pages of that manual.

Modded Needy, POOP

  • You’re already doomed; you may as well press F to pay respects now.
  • I’m running out of ideas for cards. Command prompt!
  • If you don’t trust your experts, you can always flip the coin.

Modded, No POOP

  • Video poker? I hardly know 'er!
  • Thankfully, you don’t need to deal with snakes or climb ladders to get out of this.
  • If you’re having a hard time, use Special Expert Technology (SET).

Modded, POOP

  • Apparently this bomb is lousy at playing chess.
  • It’s technically not murder if the bomb kills those people.
  • Call a point of order if your experts are cheating.

Codenames

Maze LABYRINTH, LOST, WALLS, MINOTAUR, PATHFINDER
Recursion REPETITION, FRACTAL, RECURSION, AGAIN, RECURRENT
Physics FORCE, GRAVITY, MOMENTUM, NEWTON, ACCELERATION
Colonization EUROPE, TAKEOVER, SETTLING, ASSIMILATE, TERRITORY
Unusual EXOTIC, WONKY, PECULIAR, ANOMALOUS, STRANGE
Board Game DICE, MONOPOLY, SCRABBLE, TABLETOP, CHESS
Retro PAST, EIGHTIES, NOSTALGIA, AESTHETIC, ANTIQUE
Automation PROGRAMMING, ROBOT, COMPUTER, ELECTRONIC, MACHINERY
Magic ILLUSION, ALCHEMY, WIZARD, SPELL, WAND
Food HAMBURGER, DINNER, STEAK, EDIBLE, DESSERT
Bombs KABOOM, MODULE, DETONATE, DEFUSING, DYNAMITE
Jam SPREAD, STUCK, CRAM, JELLY, CLOG