On the Subject of Combining the Powers of Kumquats for Cruel Piano Keys

Something about a piano and a devil? I’m not too sure anymore...

Required Symbol(s) Further Requirements Lookup Index Transformation
and ≥ 2 indicators First digit in serial number RI
or Empty port plate Battery holders P, transpose down by minutes remaining
or Duplicate port Solved modules I
and ≥ 2 port plates 9 minus number of unlit indicators R
or Vowel in serial number Number of strikes R, transpose down by 3 semitones
or Even number of batteries DVI-D present: 7
Otherwise: 3
P, transpose up by number of ports
or Indicator with no vowels (e.g. CLR, FRK, FRQ, NLL, SND, TRN)
G# C# D C F# D# A# A B G E F
or ≤ 1 port
G D# F# F G# C# B C A# A E D
or
C D# F# D F C# B A G A# E G#
Even SN
Bb Bb Bb Bb Gb Ab Bb Ab Bb
Final Fantasy
or ≥ 2 battery holders
Eb Eb D D Eb Eb D Eb Eb D D Eb
Guile’s Theme
and
E F# F# F# F# E E E
James Bond
or RCA port
Bb A Bb F Eb Bb A Bb F Eb
Jurassic Park
Lit SND
E E E C E G G
Super Mario
or or ≥ 3 batteries
C# D E F C# D E F Bb A
Pink Panther
Required Symbol(s) Further Requirements Lookup Index
and
G G C G G C G C
Superman
or SN has 3, 7 or 8
A E F G F E D D F A
Tetris Theme A
or or
G G G Eb Bb G Eb Bb G
Empire Strikes Back
Otherwise: (I’ll be impressed if you get this far down.)
B D A G A B D A
Zelda’s Lullaby

# Prime Sequences Inverse Sequences
0 F D F♯ G♯ C B A♯ C♯ G E D♯ A F G# E D A# B C A D# F# G C#
1 A♯ A C E C♯ D D♯ G B F♯ G♯ F A# B G# E G F# F C# A D C D#
2 F♯ B A G♯ D C G C♯ F D♯ E A♯ F# C# D# E A# C F B G A G# D
3 E D♯ D F♯ F A♯ G♯ C♯ C B G A E F F# D D# A# C G G# A C# B
4 D E A A♯ C B C♯ G♯ F F♯ D♯ G D C G F# E F D# G# B A# C# A
5 C D♯ F♯ D F C♯ B A G A♯ E G♯ C A F# A# G B C# D# F D G# E
6 G♯ C A♯ C♯ E G B D♯ A D F F♯ G# E F# D# C A F C# G D B A#
7 E A C♯ B G G♯ A♯ D♯ F♯ F C D E B G A C# C A# F D D# G# F#
8 G♯ D♯ D E A♯ C♯ F♯ G F A C B G# C# D C F# D# A# A B G E F
9 D♯ G♯ C B D C♯ F♯ A♯ F G A E D# A# F# G E F C G# C# B A D
# Retrograde Sequences Retrograde Inverse Sequences
0 A D# E G C# A# B C G# F# D F C# G F# D# A C B A# D E G# F
1 F G# F# B G D# D C# E C A A# D# C D A C# F F# G E G# B A#
2 A# E D# F C# G C D G# A B F# D G# A G B F C A# E D# C# F#
3 A G B C C# G# A# F F# D D# E B C# A G# G C A# D# D F# F E
4 G D# F# F G# C# B C A# A E D A C# A# B G# D# F E F# G C D
5 G# E A# G A B C# F D F# D# C E G# D F D# C# B G A# F# A C
6 F# F D A D# B G E C# A# C G# A# B D G C# F A C D# F# E G#
7 D C F F# D# A# G# G B C# A E F# G# D# D F A# C C# A G B E
8 B C A F G F# C# A# E D D# G# F E G B A A# D# F# C D C# G#
9 E A G F A# F# C# D B C G# D# D A B C# G# C F E G F# A# D#
# R transposed down 3
0 F# C C# E A# G G# A F D# B D
1 D F D# G# E C B A# C# A F# G
2 G C# C D A# E A B F F# G# D#
3 F# E G# A A# F G D D# B C C#
4 E C D# D F A# G# A G F# C# B
5 F C# G E F# G# A# D B D# C A
6 D# D B F# C G# E C# A# G A F
7 B A D D# C G F E G# A# F# C#
8 G# A F# D E D# A# G C# B C F
9 C# F# E D G D# A# B G# A F C
# 3 transposed up X 7 transposed up X
0 E D♯ D F♯ F A♯ G♯ C♯ C B G A E A C♯ B G G♯ A♯ D♯ F♯ F C D
1 F E D# G F# B A D C# C G# A# F A# D C G# A B E G F# C# D#
2 F# F E G# G C A# D# D C# A B F# B D# C# A A# C F G# G D E
3 G F# F A G# C# B E D# D A# C G C E D A# B C# F# A G# D# F
4 G# G F# A# A D C F E D# B C# G# C# F D# B C D G A# A E F#
5 A G# G B A# D# C# F# F E C D A D F# E C C# D# G# B A# F G
6 A# A G# C B E D G F# F C# D# A# D# G F C# D E A C B F# G#
7 B A# A C# C F D# G# G F# D E B E G# F# D D# F A# C# C G A
8 C B A# D C# F# E A G# G D# F C F A G D# E F# B D C# G# A#
9 C# C B D# D G F A# A G# E F# C# F# A# G# E F G C D# D A B
10 D C# C E D# G# F# B A# A F G D G B A F F# G# C# E D# A# C
11 D# D C# F E A G C B A# F# G# D# G# C A# F# G A D F E B C#
Transposition table
CC#DD#EFF#GG#AA#B
1 C#DD#EFF#GG#AA#BC
2 DD#EFF#GG#AA#BCC#
3 D#EFF#GG#AA#BCC#D
4 EFF#GG#AA#BCC#DD#
5 FF#GG#AA#BCC#DD#E
6 F#GG#AA#BCC#DD#EF
7 GG#AA#BCC#DD#EFF#
8 G#AA#BCC#DD#EFF#G
9 AA#BCC#DD#EFF#GG#
10A#BCC#DD#EFF#GG#A
11BCC#DD#EFF#GG#AA#