## On the Subject of Cruel Pip-Nado

I woke up to a different world of NATO alphabet. I don’t remember- Wait... Who am I?

To calculate offset:

- Concatenate first and last digits of serial number.
- If even, divide by 2, otherwise, multiply by two.
- Multiply this value by indicators + ports + port plates, unless it’s 0, then do nothing.
- If first serial number letter (A0Z25) is greater than sum of serial number digits, add number of vowels, otherwise add number of consonants.
- Modulo 100.

To calculate the input:

- Press the top hat, and concatenate the three shown digits. This is your inital number.
- Determine what word is being shown in NATO. (by observing the first letters of the cycling words)
- Multiply the initial number by first letter of first word (A0Z25), unless it’s 0, then do nothing.
- Add this number to each value from each flashing word in the table below, then modulo 1000.
- If serial number contains I, P, or Y, reverse your number.
- Submit.

### Regular NATO and Pip-Nado Alphabet

Alpha | Alpha | 5 | November | Nostril | 7 | |

Bravo | Beta | 4 | Oscar | Octopuuus | 9 | |

Charlie | Crab | 4 | Papa | Poggers | 7 | |

Delta | D--- | 4 | Quebec | Quack! | 6 | |

Echo | Echo | 4 | Romeo | Ronald Reagan | 14 | |

Foxtrot | F--- | 4 | Sierra | Sunscreen | 9 | |

Golf | Glubbers_ | 9 | Tango | Terraforming | 12 | |

Hotel | Hotel | 5 | Uniform | Umbrella | 8 | |

India | Igloo | 5 | Victor | Vi-o-lin | 8 | |

Juliet | J | 1 | Whiskey | Wisconsin | 9 | |

Kilo | Kilogram | 8 | X-Ray | Xbox | 4 | |

Lima | Lemon | 5 | Yankee | YEET | 4 | |

Mike | Margherita | 10 | Zulu | Zuckerburg | 10 |