To calculate offset:

• Concatenate first and last digits of serial number.
• Multiply by module count.
• If even, divide by 2, otherwise, multiply by two.
• Multiply this value by indicators + ports + port plates, unless it’s 0, then do nothing.
• If first serial number letter (A0Z25) is greater than sum of serial number digits, add number of vowels, otherwise add number of consonants.
• Modulo 100.

To calculate the input:

• Press the top hat, and concatenate the three shown digits. This is your inital number.
• Determine what word is being shown in NATO. (by observing the first letters of the cycling words)
• Multiply the initial number by first letter of first word (A0Z25), unless it’s 0, then do nothing.
• Add this number to each value from each flashing word in the table below, then modulo 1000.
• If serial number contains I, P, or Y, reverse your number.
• Submit.

Regular NATO and Pip-Nado Alphabet

Alpha	Alpha	5		November	Nostril	7
Bravo	Beta	4		Oscar	Octopuuus	9
Charlie	Crab	4		Papa	Poggers	7
Delta	D---	4		Quebec	Quack!	6
Echo	Echo	4		Romeo	Ronald Reagan	13
Foxtrot	F---	4		Sierra	Sunscreen	9
Golf	Glubbers_	9		Tango	Terraforming	12
Hotel	Hotel	5		Uniform	Umbrella	8
India	Igloo	5		Victor	Vi-o-lin	8
Juliet	J	1		Whiskey	Wisconsin	9
Kilo	Kilogram	8		X-Ray	Xbox	4
Lima	Lemon	5		Yankee	YEET	4
Mike	Margherita	10		Zulu	Zuckerburg	10