Dr. Doctor

On the Subject of Dr. Doctor

Bonus points if you can identify all of the references on this module!

Someone in the bomb factory infected the bomb with a deadly module. Check out the symptoms, diagnose the disease, give a prescription and schedule a follow-up.

Doing the Venn thing

Using the bomb’s edgework, find a letter from the tables below.

Last SN even		Batteries < 2		Batteries ≥ 2
Last SN even		even modules	odd modules	even modules	odd modules
lit > unlit	time > 50%	3	V	6	4
lit > unlit	time ≤ 50%	Q	L	1	W
lit ≤ unlit	time > 50%	T	I	2	S
lit ≤ unlit	time ≤ 50%	G	B	R	H

Last SN odd		Batteries < 2		Batteries ≥ 2
Last SN odd		even modules	odd modules	even modules	odd modules
lit > unlit	time > 50%	U	K	5	X
lit > unlit	time ≤ 50%	P	D	Z	M
lit ≤ unlit	time > 50%	J	C	Y	N
lit ≤ unlit	time ≤ 50%	F	A	O	E

Doing the table thing

	Disease	Symptoms	Treatment
A	Alztimer’s	Fever, Chills, Dizziness	Minecraftazol
B	Braintenance	Headache, Sleepiness, Thirstiness	Gr-Theta Autazine
C	Color allergy	Bloating, Cough, Diarrhea	Tears of Tar
D	Detonession	Dizziness, Fatigue, Fever	Residentevele
E	Emojilepsy	Headache, Muscle Cramp, Nausea	Vitamin PUBG-12
F	Foot and Morse	Throat Irritation, Constipation, Foot Swelling	Fortinite
G	Gout of Life	Hallucination, Cold Hands, Excessive Crying	Scrapmechanol
H	HRV	Gas, Numbness, Loss of Smell	Freddi-5
I	Indicitis	Bloating, Fever, Hallucination	Forestamine
J	Jaundry	Disappearance of the Ears, Fever, Shortness of Breath	λ-3
K	Keypad stones	Headache, Sleepiness, Fever	Crushed Candy
L	Legomania	Cough, Excessive Crying, Muscle Cramp	Supermariobromine
M	Microcontusion	Fever, Chills, Dizziness	Q-Bertamin
N	Narcolization	Numbness, Constipation, Fatigue	Vitamin Wii
O	OCd	Sleepiness, Dizziness, Thirstiness	Astrodrosodale
P	Piekinson’s	Sleepiness, Cold Hands, Thirstiness	Adlez DNA Knil
Q	Quackgrounds	Chills, Loss of Smell, Throat Irritation	Nearwhisper

R	Royal Flu	Thirstiness, Fever, Headache	Warcraftazol
S	Seizure Siphor	Constipation, Bloating, Hallucination	Leega Ledgins
T	Tetrinus	Hallucination, Cold Hands, Dizziness	No-Mercy
U	Urinary LEDs	Chills, Nausea, Numbness	Assassine Cream
V	Verticode	Loss of Smell, Cold Hands, Sleepiness	Cupcakes
W	Widgeting	Thirstiness, Cough, Fatigue	GLa-doze
X	XMAs	Diarrhea, Sleepiness, Foot Swelling	Ball of Cootie
Y	Yes-no infection	Gas, Throat Irritation, Muscle Cramp	War-Med
Z	Zooties	Muscle Cramp, Constipation, Sleepiness	CS-Go Lotion
1	Chronic Talk	Throat Irritation, Cough, Foot Swelling	Red Ded
2	Jukepox	Sleepiness, Headache, Dizziness	Solid Gear Metal
3	Neurolysis	Foot Swelling, Excessive Crying, Nausea	Vitamin BEAM
4	Perspective Loss	Sleepiness, Bloating, Dizziness	Waldohol
5	Orientitis	Gas, Numbness, Loss of Smell	Semtex
6	Huntington’s disease	Cold Hands, Sleepiness, Throat Irritation	Tetrisine

Look at the row containing the letter found in the previous step (the initial letter). If all of the symptoms are listed on the module, that’s the disease. Otherwise, move to the next adjacent row. If the initial letter is a vowel, move down; otherwise, move up the table.

Doing the flow chart thing

Every measurements made is in miligrams (mg) unless stated otherwise. If dose = 0, make it 1mg. If dose ≥ 1000mg, convert to grams (divide by 1000, round down).

†Do not consider needies.

Doing the date thing

13/1
30/1
14/2
1/4
4/4
12/4
30/4
11/5
13/5
27/5
5/6
25/6
4/7
16/7
27/7
28/7
2/8
20/8
1/9
2/9
4/9
11/9
2/10
16/10
1/11
11/11
20/11
7/12
18/12

Submit the date that’s the closest to the day that the bomb is started on. If there’s a tie, choose the one that’s later in the year.