On the Subject of Dr. Doctor

*coughs* Since when can a bomb give me a prescription?!?

Someone in the bomb factory infected the bomb with a deadly module. Check out the symptoms, diagnose the disease, give a prescription and schedule a follow-up.

• Use the Venn diagram S1CKN3SS to start off. Use Table D1A6N0S3 to make a diagnosis by using the letter or number obtained from the Venn diagram. Check if all the symptoms for that disease are listed on the module. If they are, this is the disease the bomb is suffering. Otherwise, check the next disease in the table. Repeat until a disease with matching symptoms is found. If the initial disease starts with a vowel, read the table in forward order, otherwise in reverse order.
• Using the flow chart M3D1CA710N, determine the dose to treat the bomb.
• The follow-up date is the date in Table D8TS closest to the date on which the bomb was started. Note the exceptions listed under the table!

Table D1A6N0S3

	Disease	Symptoms	Treatment
A	Alztimer’s	Fever, Chills, Dizziness	Minecraftazol
B	Braintenance	Headache, Sleepiness, Thirstiness	Gr-Theta Autazine
C	Color allergy	Bloating, Cough, Diarrhea	Tears of Tar
D	Detonession	Dizziness, Fatigue, Fever	Residentevele
E	Emojilepsy	Headache, Muscle Cramp, Nausea	Vitamin PUBG-12
F	Foot and Morse	Throat Irritation, Constipation, Foot Swelling	Fortinite
G	Gout of Life	Hallucination, Cold Hands, Excessive Crying	Scrapmechanol
H	HRV	Gas, Numbness, Loss of Smell	Freddi-5
I	Indicitis	Bloating, Fever, Hallucination	Forestamine
J	Jaundry	Disappearance of the Ears, Fever, Shortness of Breath	λ-3
K	Keypad stones	Headache, Sleepiness, Fever	Crushed Candy
L	Legomania	Cough, Excessive Crying, Muscle Cramp	Supermariobromine

M	Microcontusion	Fever, Chills, Dizziness	Q-Bertamin
N	Narcolization	Numbness, Constipation, Fatigue	Vitamin Wii
O	OCd	Sleepiness, Dizziness, Thirstiness	Astrodrosodale
P	Piekinson’s	Sleepiness, Cold Hands, Thirstiness	Adlez DNA Knil
Q	Quackgrounds	Chills, Loss of Smell, Throat Irritation	Nearwhisper
R	Royal Flu	Thirstiness, Fever, Headache	Warcraftazol
S	Seizure Siphor	Constipation, Bloating, Hallucination	Leega Ledgins
T	Tetrinus	Hallucination, Cold Hands, Dizziness	No-Mercy
U	Urinary LEDs	Chills, Nausea, Numbness	Assassine Cream
V	Verticode	Loss of Smell, Cold Hands, Sleepiness	Cupcakes
W	Widgeting	Thirstiness, Cough, Fatigue	GLa-doze
X	XMAs	Diarrhea, Sleepiness, Foot Swelling	Ball of Cootie
Y	Yes-no infection	Gas, Throat Irritation, Muscle Cramp	War-Med
Z	Zooties	Muscle Cramp, Constipation, Sleepiness	CS-Go Lotion
1	Chronic Talk	Throat Irritation, Cough, Foot Swelling	Red Ded
2	Jukepox	Sleepiness, Headache, Dizziness	Solid Gear Metal
3	Neurolysis	Foot Swelling, Excessive Crying, Nausea	Vitamin BEAM
4	Perspective Loss	Sleepiness, Bloating, Dizziness	Waldohol
5	Orientitis	Gas, Numbness, Loss of Smell	Semtex
6	Huntington’s disease	Cold Hands, Sleepiness, Throat Irritation	Tetrisine

Diagram S1CKN3SS

RED	GREEN	BLUE	YELLOW	ORANGE
Last digit of the SN is even	2 or more batteries	Even number of modules	More lit than unlit indicators	More than half of the time on the bomb left

Flow Chart M3D1CAT10N

Table D8TE

July 28	June 25
November 11	July 27
April 12	August 2
May 13	October 16
September 1	December 18
September 2	December 7
November 1	January 30
April 30	October 2
July 16	August 20
February 14	June 5
September 11	May 27
September 4	May 11
April 4	November 20
April 1	July 4
January 13

If two dates are equally close to yours, take the one that is later in the year.