On the Subject of Dr. Doctor
*coughs* Since when can a bomb give me a prescription?!?
Someone in the bomb factory infected the bomb with a deadly module. Check out the symptoms, diagnose the disease, give a prescription and schedule a follow-up.
- Use the Venn diagram S1CKN3SS to start off. Use Table D1A6N0S3 to make a diagnosis by using the letter or number obtained from the Venn diagram. Check if all the symptoms for that disease are listed on the module. If they are, this is the disease the bomb is suffering. Otherwise, check the next disease in the table. Repeat until a disease with matching symptoms is found. If the initial disease starts with a vowel, read the table in forward order, otherwise in reverse order.
- Using the flow chart M3D1CA710N, determine the dose to treat the bomb.
- The follow-up date is the date in Table D8TS closest to the date on which the bomb was started. Note the exceptions listed under the table!
|A||Alztimer’s||Fever, Chills, Dizziness||Minecraftazol|
|B||Braintenance||Headache, Sleepiness, Thirstiness||Gr-Theta Autazine|
|C||Color allergy||Bloating, Cough, Diarrhea||Tears of Tar|
|D||Detonession||Dizziness, Fatigue, Fever||Residentevele|
|E||Emojilepsy||Headache, Muscle Cramp, Nausea||Vitamin PUBG-12|
|F||Foot and Morse||Throat Irritation, Constipation, Foot Swelling||Fortinite|
|G||Gout of Life||Hallucination, Cold Hands, Excessive Crying||Scrapmechanol|
|H||HRV||Gas, Numbness, Loss of Smell||Freddi-5|
|I||Indicitis||Bloating, Fever, Hallucination||Forestamine|
|J||Jaundry||Disappearance of the Ears, Fever, Shortness of Breath||λ-3|
|K||Keypad stones||Headache, Sleepiness, Fever||Crushed Candy|
|L||Legomania||Cough, Excessive Crying, Muscle Cramp||Supermariobromine|