On the Subject of Faulty Backgrounds

I don’t know if this counts as faulty... or just plain mean.

This module at first looks like a Backgrounds module, except there are two ‘Push Me’ buttons. One of them is the correct color, the other is not. Follow the rules below to determine which button is correct.

1. If one of the buttons does not affect the counter, that button is fake.
2. Otherwise, if one of the buttons matches the color of the background, the button that doesn’t match is a fake.
3. Otherwise, if one of the buttons says “BUSH ME!” the left button is a fake.
4. Otherwise, if one of the buttons says “PUSH NE!” the right button is a fake.
5. Otherwise, if one of the buttons says “PUSH HE!” that button is a fake.
6. Otherwise, if one of the buttons says “PUSH SHE!” the other button is fake.
7. Otherwise, if all the even digits of the counter don’t show up, the left button is fake.
8. Otherwise, if all the odd digits of the counter don’t show up, the right button is fake.
9. Otherwise, if only 5 doesn’t show up on the counter and one button is black that button is a fake.
10. Otherwise, if the last digit of the serial is even, the right button is fake.
11. Otherwise, the left button is fake.

Once you’ve determined which button is the fake, follow the instructions in the regular Backgrounds manual.