On the Subject of I Got No Legs D:

Meatgrinder would be a very funny addition...

Use the arrow buttons to scroll through the five pages.

Each page has a count (the number of animals of the animal type) on the top left screen, an animal type on the top right screen (sometimes with a unique quirk written with small text font) and a quirk on the bottom screen.

For each animal type, per one animal, first apply the unique quirk (if present) then the quirk on the bottom of the screen.

Afterwards, using numbers of animal types present, count how many legs all animals have in total and input it using the number buttons.

The button labeled S submits the number entered, and the button labeled C clears the current input.

If the final answer is less than zero, submit zero instead.

Animal Table

In the following table use the legs/hands/wings count in the unique quirks column instead if corresponding unique quirk is present

Animal	Legs	Hands	Wings	Unique Quirk
Bear	4	0	0	N/A
Bearcat	4	0	0	“but the bear ate the cat” 8/0/0
Blue Foot Baboon	8	0	0	“but it has cold feet” 4/0/0
Blunt-Tailed Snake	100	0	0	“wait no, that’s just a worm” 0/0/0
Cat	4	0	0	N/A
Chicken	2	0	2	N/A
Dog	4	0	0	“but it brought you a present” 6/0/2
Dragon	4	0	2	N/A
Flamingo	2	0	2	“but it’s standing on one leg” 1/1/2
Hellbender	4	0	0	“but it thinks it’s a dragon” 4/0/2

Animal	Legs	Hands	Wings	Unique Quirk
Human	2	2	0	“but it’s in a three-legged race” 3/2/0
Kangaroo	3	2	0	“but there’s a joey in its pouch” 6/4/0
Mantis	6	0	0	N/A
Mountain Chicken	4	2	0	“but it’s a chicken on a mountain” 2/0/2
Peacock	2	0	2	N/A
Peacock Mantis Shrimp	16	8	8	“but that’s a list of three animals” 28/0/2
Pigeon	2	0	2	N/A
Python	0	0	0	“but it’s the programming language” -10/0/0
Rock Hyrax	4	0	0	“awawa” Same
Secretary Bird	2	0	2	“but that’s its job” 1/0/2
Shrimp	20	0	0	N/A
Symphyla	24	0	0	“but it wants a hug” 22/2/0
Turtle	4	0	0	N/A
Turtle Dove	2	0	2	“but the dove flew off” 4/0/0
Worm	0	0	0	N/A

Quirk Table

Quirk	Description
“but they’re single amputees.”	-1 Leg
“with an extra limb.”	+1 Leg
“but half their legs fell off.”	/2 Legs (rounded down)
“but they’re wearing silly hats.”	Add first SN digit to the number of legs
“but they’re really, really old.”	Add number of hands to the number of legs. But if there are no hands, disregard this animal type
“but they’re pregnant! YAY!”	*2 Legs
“but they’re pregnant with twins! Oh no...”	*3 Legs
“but they’re sad :(”	0 legs
“but they’re wearing the battery holders as boots.”	Add number of battery holders to number of legs
“but they’re migrating back home.”	Add number of wings to legs