On the Subject of Legs

Hey, what’s up guys y’all got legs?

Pink dog wants to know if you Got Legs? Count how many legs.

Use the arrow buttons to scroll through the five pages.

Each page has a count (the total number of the animal type) on the top left screen, an animal on the top right screen (sometimes with a unique quirk) and a quirk on the bottom screen.

Using the animal and quirk tables below, count how many legs the animals have in total and input it using the number buttons.

The button labeled S submits the number entered, and the button labeled C clears the current input.

Quirks are applied per single animal, and then the leg count is multiplied by the number of that animal. The unique quirk of an animal is applied before the quirk on the bottom screen. If the final answer is less than zero, submit zero instead.

Animal Table

Animal	Lgs	Hnds	Wngs	Unique Quirk
Bear	4	0	0	N/A
Bearcat	4	0	0	“but the bear ate the cat” The cat still exists, despite being inside the bear. (There is now a bear and a cat instead of a bearcat)
Blue Foot Baboon	8	0	0	“but it has cold feet” It’s shy and only shows you half of its legs.
Blunt-Tailed Snake	100	0	0	“wait no, that’s just a worm” It’s not a snake at all.
Cat	4	0	0	N/A
Chicken	2	0	2	N/A
Dog	4	0	0	“but it brought you a present” It brought you a pigeon! How kind. (There’s also a pigeon to count now)
Dragon	4	0	2	N/A

Animal	Lgs	Hnds	Wngs	Unique Quirk
Flamingo	2	0	2	“but it’s standing on one leg” Of course, a raised leg is merely a hand.
Hellbender	4	0	0	“but it thinks it’s a dragon” It believes hard enough and becomes a dragon.
Human	2	2	0	“but it’s in a three-legged race” Gains one extra leg for the race.
Kangaroo	3	2	0	“but there’s a joey in its pouch” The joey adds limbs. (That’s an additional baby kangaroo)
Mantis	6	0	0	N/A
Mountain Chicken	4	2	0	“but it’s a chicken on a mountain” It’s a chicken... on a mountain...
Peacock	2	0	2	N/A
Peacock Mantis Shrimp	16	0	0	“but that’s a list of three animals” A peacock, a mantis, and a shrimp walk into a bar...
Pigeon	2	0	2	N/A
Python	0	0	0	“but it’s the programming language” It discovered negative numbers and accidentally deleted ten legs.
Rock Hyrax	4	0	0	“awawa” It go awawa. That’s it, nothing else.
Secretary Bird	2	0	2	“but that’s its job” It works sitting down, that’s kinda like only having one leg.
Shrimp	20	0	0	N/A
Symphyla	24	0	0	“but it wants a hug” Two legs are reaching out for embrace. (They’re hands)
Turtle	4	0	0	N/A
Turtle Dove	2	0	2	“but the dove flew off” Only a turtle remains.
Worm	0	0	0	N/A

Quirk Table

Quirk	Description
“but they’re single amputees.”	-1 Leg
“with an extra limb.”	+1 Leg
“but half their legs fell off.”	Half the number of legs (rounded down)
“but they’re wearing silly hats.”	The hat grants their wishes, and they wish for more legs. As many legs as the first digit of the serial number
“but they’re really, really old.”	Each hand gets a cane, (a cane is a leg). If they have no hands then they are dead :(
“but they’re pregnant! YAY!”	Twice the legs
“but they’re pregnant with twins! Oh no...”	Three times as many legs
“but they’re sad :(”	They have no legs
“but they’re wearing the battery holders as boots.”	Adds number of battery holders on the bomb to legs
“but they’re migrating back home.”	Adds number of wings to legs