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On the Subject of Looking up Haikus

One of the phrases on the module is going to be in the following list, find and select it to solve the module.

• I have Who's on First. The display word is “HOLD ON”. I read bottom right.
• I have Simon Says. The flashing color is blue. I have to press red.
• I have a Keypad. There is a copyright sign. I must press that first.
• I have Colour Flash. The last color is yellow. I found blue in green.
• I have Semaphore. The flags display north and east. Letter flags are next.
• I have Listening. The sound playing is a cow. Ampersand is first.
• I have a Plumbing. I have seven batteries. Blue is an input.
• I have Safety Safe. I must listen for the clicks. They have all been set.
• I have Turn The Keys. Oops, I solved a Semaphore. This bomb will explode.
• Ignore that strike sound. Soloing Double-Oh. Whoops! That was a real strike.
• I have 3D Maze. My markings are A B C. Cardinal is north.
• I have Monsplode, Fight! I am fighting Cutie Pie. I must not hurt him.
• I have a Shape Shift. The display shows ticket flat. I submit point round.
• I have Hexamaze. There's a circle at F6. The pawn is yellow.
• I have Colored Squares. There is only one blue square. I must press that square.
• I have Simon Screams. Three clockwise colors have flashed. They are red, green, blue.
• I have Number Pad. Answer is four four two eight. …I have some bad news.
• I have Cheap Checkout. Today is Sweet Saturday. Candies are cheaper.
• I have Web Design. There are seven lines of code. I must press accept.
• I have QR Code. I must scan the QR code, and input the code.
• Monsplode Trading Cards. The card has two bent corners. Its value is low.
• I have a Painting. I have five indicators. Tritanopia.
• I have Poetry. The displayed girl is Lacy. I must press “PATIENCE”.
• The code is 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and then 42.
• Forget Everything, Stage 2, Yellow, valid, 6. Stage 3, invalid.
• I have Tax Returns. Time to read many numbers. This is such a pain.
• I have Pattern Cube. The red symbol is the crown. It is pointing down.
• Marble Tumble, now. Red two counter, silver stays. Press it on a one.

• I have Simon Sings. Red, magenta, blue, and black. This will not end well.
• Guitar Chords: B b. Zero, two, two, two, zero. That is not B flat.
• Calendar is red. Date’s November eleventh. I love Guy Fawkes Night!
• I have Coffeebucks. The customer’s name is Ben. Maybe it was Den.
• Kudosudoku. There is a red snooker ball, And an up arrow.
• I have Simon Squawks. It is making lots of noise. WA WA WA WA WA!
• I have Algebra. Two x plus y equals c. I’ll submit 18.
• I have Wavetapping. The color is Indigo. Time to draw a square.
• Time for Tinder now. Jane, 29, is Aries. She likes clubbing dogs.
• In terms of bosses, We have a Forget Me Not. Where’s the stage display?
• The module is pink. E three one C seven nine. Display and submit.
• I have Spelling Bee. Word is “metaphysicize.” I’m on two strike time.
• Here’s your Answering. “Nobody likes toasted nuts.” Roasted or toasted?
• Here’s A-C-B-F. “What do you mean you’re at soup?” I’M AT THE SOUP STORE
• I have your answer. Burgerking Call'd'police That's correct. Great job!
• Here is Dictation. “Never gonna give you up...” I’ve just been Rickroll’d.
• I have Turn the Keys, but the background has turned green. That’s NOT Turn the Keys?
• I have Game of Life. I have checked it twenty times. I hope this is right.
• I have Cursor Maze. Will this module jumpscare me? I have trust issues.
• Isocolored Squares. Spam the buttons to solve it. Avocado toast.
• “Here's a Hand Turkey. Red green magenta red--” “Stop. Submit Latinas.”
• This is a haiku. Haikus don’t need to make sense. Refrigerator.
• 2 plus 2 is 4 Minus 1 that’s 3 quick maths Ha, look at your nose
• To end this poem, I need one more magic line: Abracadabra!
• Your father and I are taking some time apart. Yes, because of you.
• Help me, I am trapped In a haiku factory. Save me, before they
• I see you driving Round town with the girl I love, And I’m like, Haiku.
• We like to party. We like, we like to party. We like to party.
• My name is really Quinnstopher Wuestopolis. I have tricked you all.
• What have I unleashed? I’ve opened Pandora’s Box. May God forgive me.
• “Write a fake haiku.” “It will be easy,” they said. Boy how they were wrong.
• This is a Haiku. Asew54321 And Quinn Wuest made this.
• Ferdinand Johnson. He was not a real person. It was all a lie.
• Lapis Lazuli! Cyan! Azure! Celadon! I am out of blues.
• she strogan me off till i beef! EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
• 3D modeled chip constantly spinning clockwise blasting Funkytown.
• Hello bomb blowers and all my module masters to tutorial.
• Merry Christmas, all. I’ve bought you a marimba and a tortured soul.

• Let's do Coffeebucks. Diabetic-in-waiting. Here's liquid cocaine.
• Someone please help me. I can’t solo Battleship. It is way too hard.
• I have Ghost Movement. Just press the submit button. Oh, the module solved.
• If you wanna get with me then there are some things that you have to know.
• Here's your Samuel Says. Input a red period. Now it's stuttering.
• Oh boy, Matching Signs! Time to randomly click things! That was so much fun.
• Because there were not enough haikus in the mod, we have added more.
• Two Simon Smothers. I will now start both of them. Why did that strike me?
• Here's Triple Vision. I have balloon, scissors, and Dicey Overwatch.
• I have Gyromaze. Material is silver. Lights are blue and green.
• I have Money Game. Oh no! Module sweared at me! File a complaint.
• It is Quilting time. How do I describe this shape? I’m just gonna guess.
• Duck Konundrum stage. Remove vowels from duck name as a punishment.
• Doing Sysadmin? Please enter the flavor text into the module.
• I have Connect Four. I am one away from win. Why can’t I just win?
• I have a Murder. Suspects are Peacock, Plum, Green... Wait, what was that sound?
• Binary is fun. Won’t you count thirteen with me? One one zero one.