On the Subject of Hearthur
All those other modules are so heartless.
I have a giant heart on my module plate and my face in the corner. You probably don’t know me yet. Let me introduce myself. I’m Hearthur.
Once I activate, my heart will start beating. This beating is irregularly because I have a medical condition. When this happens you should not select me or I might get a heart attack and strike you. I hope you understand.
Good luck on your bomb anyway!
~ Hearthur