On the Subject of Hubert Hrrrs
*Hubert when Emerald*
Simon needed a lifestyle change after experiencing a midlife crisis in his last module iteration. In an attempt to shake things up, of course, Simon proceeded to change his name to Hubert and becoming a villager, hoping to spend the rest of his days farming pumpkins. However, the iron golems defending the village aren’t yet convinced Hubert is, in fact, a villager and are ready to punt him outside the village walls if he doesn’t pass a basic villager language test. Help Hubert pass the test and fully integrate into the village!
- Initially, you can click the rotating buttons to hear the sound they play.
- Press the center button to enter submission mode, which you will stay in until a strike is received or the module is solved.
- While in submission mode, translate the sound heard to the button that would play that sound, find that button’s entry in the 1st row of the correct table below, then press the corresponding button in response based on the true edgework condition.
- Each round, another sound will be added to the end of the sequence with a longer pause separating the start and end.
- Repeat all previous responses before adding on a new response.
- Continue for 5 stages for Hubert to pass the language test.
If the serial number contains any character in V1LAG3R, use the top table. Otherwise, use the bottom table.
| Sound | Diamond![]() | Emerald![]() | Gold![]() | Iron![]() | Redstone![]() |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AAs > Ds | Diamond | Emerald | Redstone | Iron | Gold |
| AAs < Ds | Redstone | Iron | Diamond | Gold | Emerald |
| AAs = Ds | Iron | Diamond | Gold | Emerald | Redstone |
| Sound | Diamond![]() | Emerald![]() | Gold![]() | Iron![]() | Redstone![]() |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lit > Unlit | Gold | Redstone | Iron | Diamond | Emerald |
| Lit < Unlit | Diamond | Gold | Emerald | Redstone | Iron |
| Lit = Unlit | Emerald | Iron | Gold | Redstone | Diamond |




