On the Subject of J

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On the module there will be a yellow letter J. Below the J is a message that sounds like the letter J. Press J when the last seconds digit equals the number you get in Table 1. P is represented as Phrase. V is represented as Value.

Table 1:

P: V: P: V: P: V: P: V:
J 0 Juliett 5 Jooliet 0 Serial Designation J 5
Jay 1 Juliette 6 Julyet 1 Serial Designation Jay 6
Jai 2 Julette 7 Guliet 2 Cereal Designation J 7
Juha 3 Jouleliett 8 Julliet 3 Cereal Designation Jay 8
Juhay 4 Jouleliette 9 Dgeulirt 4 Serial Desijnation Jay 9
Jae 5 Joulelette 0 Jeweleyet 5 Serial Desijnation J 0
Jaye 6 Jewelett 1 Gulyet 6 Cereal Desijnation Jay 1
Jaeigh 7 Jewel-ett 2 Jullyet 7 Cereal Desijnation J 2
Jaey 8 Julie-ett 3 Guli-yet 8 SD-J 3
Jaee 9 Dguli-ett 4 Julli-yet 9 SD-Jay 4
Jaiigh 0 Juli-ette 5 Julli-et 0 SD-Jai 5
Jye 1 July-ett 6 Juli-et 1 SD-Jaye 6
Jey 2 July-ette 7 Jool-et 2 SD-Jeigh 7
Jeigh 3 Juliet 8 Juul-et 3 SD-Jey 8
Jeighy 4 Juuliet 9 Juli-ett 4 SD-Jae 9