On the Subject of Judgement

Those who will not live by the law… shall DIE BY THE LAW!

Phase 1

Take the sum of all letters in the forename and surname of the suspect accused by the court, where A=1 and Z=26.

Enter this value into the keypad and note the crime. The displays WILL clear.

Phase 2

Using the table below, find which condition is needed, as defined by the crime from Phase 1.

If the function is true, press “INNOCENT”, otherwise, press “GUILTY”.

Crime Function
Silliness # < 150
Tax Fraud Surname value is larger than forename value.
Dying Forename value is larger than surname value.
Striking # of Strikes has Changed
Solving There are more SOLVED MODULES than unsolved on the bomb. (including this one)
Living -1 for every letter (including spaces) used in the forename and surname. # < 115.
Embezzlement Multiply # by # of Ports. # < 750
Being Guilty # contains 1, 3, 5, 7, 9
Handling Salmon # contains 2, 4, 6, 8, 0
Minor Larceny # ≥ 147
{CRIME} # * 11 > 1000
Teleporting Bread The teleporter sound has played.