On the Subject of Laundry

Sorting and folding is a massive pain, but at least washing isn’t.

  • If B=4, H=2, and lit BOB, just throw in a coin.
  • Otherwise, go through each table from top to bottom, and locate the first row where all conditions are met.
  • Use the instructions on these rows, then throw in a coin.
  • NOTE: keep in mind the special Material (Mat.) in S# rule.
Key
#number, number ofB# of batteries
S#serial numberH# of holders
L# the last digit of the S# Mat.
in S#
the material name
(left table, skip C = 3 row)
shares at least one letter
with the S#.
#solved# of solved modules
#unsolved# of unsolved modules
(excluding needies)
M = (#solved + #ports - H)%6 C = (L# + B)%6
I = (#unsolved + #indicators)%6
Washing
C = 3
Material
M = 0polyester
M = 1cotton
M = 2wool
M = 3nylon
M = 4corduroy
M = 5leather
Drying
M = 2
C = 0
C = 1
C = 2
C = 3
C = 4
C = 5
Ironing
I = 0300°F
I = 1No Steam
I = 2Iron
I = 3200°C
I = 4300°F
I = 5110°C
Special
C = 4No Chlorine
M = 4Wet Cleaning
I = 0M = 0Petroleum Only
M = 1Don’t Dryclean
M = 2Reduced Moist
M = 3Low Heat
M = 5No Tetrachlore
Mat.
in S#
C = 0Any Solvent
C = 1Low Heat
C = 2Short Cycle
C = 3No Steam Finish
C = 5No Chlorine
I = 1No Tetrachlore
I = 2Reduced Moist
I = 3Reduced Moist
I = 4Don’t Bleach
I = 5Don’t Dryclean