On the Subject of Literally Crying

When people know you for Literally Nothing.

• If there is a Band-Aid box or Grunkle Squeaky is present instead of a person, you are looking at a different Needy Module.
• This needy module features a sad emoji and a play button.
• In order to deactivate the needy, press the play button to play a random baby insult that will make TracksJo-I mean, the emoji cry to sleep.
• The emoji bends time and space, so there is a barrier around the emoji to prevent it from catastrophic disasters.
• If you do not press the play button, the emoji will cry a river taller than the Nile River, and a strike will be given.