On the Subject of Love Buttons

“Oh I would do anything for love! But I won’t do that!” — Meat Loaf

Find the display and press “Yes” if the condition is true. Otherwise press “No”

Display Text	Condition
“Do you love me?”	# of batteries is even
“Do you want to watch a movie?”	# of modules is odd
“Do you want to hang out?”	The sum of the digits in the serial number ≥ 8
“Do you need some water?”	Serial number does not contain a vowel
“Do you want to kiss?”	# of strikes is odd
“Do you want to walk?”	# of ports is odd
“Are you ready for the luncheon?”	# of indicators ≥ 3
“Do you have any plushies?”	Present indicators can spell “SALT” or “CHAV”
“Are you also cold?”	# of lit indicators ≥ 2