On the Subject of Love Buttons

“Oh I would do anything for love! But I won’t do that!” — Meat Loaf

This module was first sighted on the “Celebombs” of 1954, produced by an obsessive terrorist who planted bombs around celebrities’ houses. The bomb has ten possible display questions and two buttons. One coloured red and displaying “NO!” and one coloured pink and displaying “YES!”.

The module can be solved by applying the information in the table below:

Display Text	Instructions
“Do you love me?”	Check the number of batteries on the side of the bomb, if odd, press no. If even, press yes.
“Do you want to watch a movie?”	Check the number of modules on the bomb. If odd, press yes. If even, press no.
“Do you want to hang out?”	Add the numbers in the serial number of the bomb. If the sum is greater than or equal to eight, press yes. Otherwise, press no.
“Do you need some water?”	If the serial number contains a vowel, press no. Otherwise, press yes.
“Do you want to kiss?”	Check the number of strikes on the bomb. If odd, press yes. Otherwise, press no.
“Do you want to walk?”	Check the number of ports on the bomb. If the number is odd, press yes. Otherwise, press no.
“Are you ready for the luncheon?”	Check the number of indicators on the bomb. If there are three or more, press yes. Otherwise, press no.
“Do you have any plushies?”	Check the indicators on the bomb. If “SALT” or “CHAV” can be spelled using the letters on the indicator, press yes. Otherwise, press no.
“Are you also cold?”	Check the number of lit indicators, if there are more than or equal to two, press yes. Otherwise, press no.