On the Subject of Minecraft Cipher

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Translate the first two SGA symbols into English letters (see Appendix: SGA). Convert each letter to its alphabetic position (A=1…Z=26).

For each of the two letters, apply the first matching priority rule: first-letter rules for the first letter, second-letter rules for the second. Add the modifier of the rule to the value of the letter, and turn the result back into a letter.

First-letter priorities (first matching)
  • If the bomb has a lit IND indicator, apply -3.
  • Else, if the bomb has no batteries, apply -2.
  • Else, if the bomb has no indicators, apply +3.
  • Else, if the bomb has The Crafting Table module, apply +2.
  • Otherwise, add the number of ports.
Second-letter priorities (first matching)
  • If the bomb has a parallel port and exactly four battery holders, apply +4.
  • Else, if the first letter after modification is a multiple of 3, apply +2.
  • Otherwise, subtract the smallest digit of the serial number.

If either number is out of the range of 1-26, repeatedly add or subtract 26 until it is.

Find the row that begins with the number of letters in the encrypted word, followed by your two letters.

In each column with an operation token, perform that operation (see Operations table) to the letter above it. Empty cells mean the letter is used as is.

Perform all operations and then convert the letters back to the Standard Galactic Alphabet (Appendix SGA) and submit it.

Decrypted 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
4TE REGENERATION
+H-I-I-I+#+X-I
4WA AWKWARW
+#-I+#
5AR RESISTANCE
+H-I+H+#+#+M-I
5BL STRENGTH
+#+X-I-P+X
5CR BREAD
+X-I+#
5LA EXPERIENCE
-I-I+H-I+M-I
5MA LIRE
+H-I
5ME HEALTH
-S-I+X-S
4TE REGENERATION
+H-I-I-I+#+X-I
4WA AWKWARW
+#-I+#
5AR RESISTANCE
+H-I+H+#+#+M-I
5BL STRENGTH
+#+X-I-P+X
5CR BREAD
+X-I+#
Decrypted 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
5LA EXPERIENCE
-I-I+H-I+M-I
5MA LIRE
+H-I
5ME HEALTH
-S-I+X-S
5MI ELLICIENCY
-I+H+M-I+M
5PE TELEPORT
+X-I-I+H+X
5SU SPEED
+#-I-I
6BR LINGERING
+M+H-P-I+H-P
6CA EISION
+H+H
6DR BREATH
+X-I+#-S
6EN EGG
-I-P
6FA UNBREAKING
+M+X-I+#+H-P
6RA JUMP
+#-P
6SL SHARPNESS
+#-S-P-I+#
Decrypted 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
6SN POWER
-P-I
6SP POISON
-P+H+#
7DI PICKAXE
-P+H+#-I
7DR TRIWENT
+X+H+X
7HY LIGHTING
+H-S+X-P
7LI SILVERLISH
+#+H-I+H-S
7MI NIDAS
+H+#+#
7PH SLOWLALL
+#-I+M
8CR NOWULE
-I
8EN REDSTONE
+H-I+#-P-I
8OB NETHER
-I-I-S-I
8RE AUTOCLICK
+#+X+M+H+M
8SP CREEPER
+M-I-I-I
Decrypted 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
9GU SPLASH
+#+#+#
9NE UNINSTALL
+M+H+#+X+M
10PU BREATHING
+X-I+#-S+H-P
10TO NONWAY
+#
11CO COMPACTOR
+M-P+#+X

Operations

IndexOperation
+#Add the number of digits in the serial number
+XAdd the number of letters in the serial number
+MAdd the number of modules on the bomb
-ISubtract the number of indicators
-PSubtract the number of ports
-SSubtract the number of strikes (counted when the message was generated)
+HAdd the number of battery holders

Appendix SGA:

ABCDEFGHIJKLM
ABCDEFGHIJKLM
NOPQRSTUVWXYZ
NOPQRSTUVWXYZ