On the Subject of MAH

Another unity of manuals.

	K	W
Secondary:
POOP?	+1	+1
Else	= unlits + ports	= lits + batts
Submit:
K only		+2
W only	+1
Both	+4	+3
Neither:
MAH in S#	-2	-2
K left	= port types	= inds
K right	= modules

POOP table:

Module Name	Text in MAH
English Test	Do you know the difference between your crap and you’re crap?
Needy Rotary Phone	Here, phone a friend for help. Old school style.
Follow The Leader	If this bomb explodes, you’re following the wrong political leader.
Perspective Pegs	If you can’t do it, try to look from a different perspective.
Plumbing	If you don’t find a way out, try crawling through pipes.
Complicated Buttons	Pressing buttons should be easy, not complicated.
The iPhone	Put down your iPhone and solve this bomb!
Friendship	They say Monopoly ruins friendships. They have not tried KTANE.
The Gamepad	Two kinds of people: those who use gamepad and the boring ones.
Skewed Slots	Well, that’s what happens when your world view is so skewed.

Non-POOP table:

Module Name	Text in MAH
HTTP Response	404. The bomb not found.
Combination Lock	Are you sure this is the combination you need?
Backgrounds	Are you sure you want that background for your photo?
Orientation Cube	Bad luck with your crush? Maybe it’s just their sexual orientation.
Probing	Bad news. You’re actually being probed by aliens.
Wire Placement	Be careful where you place those wires!
Adjacent Letters	Bomb exploded. I was adjacent to it.
Connection Check	Bomb exploded due to bad wifi connection.
Cheap Checkout	Check out this bomb sale! It’s so cheap!
Symbolic Coordinates	Coordination does not exist, it’s only symbolic.
Wires	Cut all the wires!
Complicated Wires	Cut all the wires! It’s not that complicated after all.
Light Cycle	Dark in the room? Just cycle through the lights.
The Moon	Darkness all around, not even the moon is shining.
Emoji Math	Did you know your texts can include words, and not just emojis?
Logic	Do you have at least a pinch of logic in that head of yours?
Resistors	Don’t resist the temptation. Just do it.
Third Base	Don’t tell me you’re already in third base with this bomb?
European Travel	Europe is a great destination for travels.
Who’s That Monsplode?	Fighting Monsplodes? Identify them first.
Laundry	Friends are coming over. Quick, hide all your dirty laundry!

Module Name	Text in MAH
Creation	God created the world and you blew it up. Shame on you.
Two Bits	Here’s my two bits of information: you’re gonna explode.
Maze	I know you feel lost. Sadly, this is not a maze so there’s no way out.
Needy Quiz	I know you hate answering questions, but we do have to test you.
Ice Cream	I scream, you scream, but only I love it.
Game of Life Simple	I want to play a game. A game of life and death.
Chess	I would play even Billy the Puppet if that game was chess.
Murder	If this doesn’t get you murdered, I don’t know what will.
Hunting	If you explode, I’m gonna hunt you down.
Keypad	If you recognize any of these symbols, you’re a smart fella.
Morse Code	If you’re bad with words, try Morse code instead.
Morsematics	If you’re bad with words, try Morsematics code instead.
Tetris	If you’re tired of bombs, you could always play Tetris instead.
Colored Squares	It’s cool to be square but only if your colored.
The Sun	It’s so bright! Who turned the sun on?
Switches	It’s useless. Switch to another bomb.
Semaphore	Just as I expected, you’re waving a white flag already.
Listening	Just got a strike. You need to listen to your experts better.
Turn The Key	Just turn the key and leave the room.
Turn The Keys	Just turn the keys and leave the room.
Number Pad	Keypad here, keypad there. I want a keypad with numbers!
Colored Switches	Let’s switch on these colours.
Game of Life Cruel	Life is cruel. So are games.
Lights Out	Lights are out. Bomb’s unavailable for 10 seconds.

Module Name	Text in MAH
Bitmaps	Lost in this bomb? Here’s a bit of a map.
Tic Tac Toe	Lots of love, XOXO, The Bomb.
Needy Math	Math is hard.
Motion Sense	Moves like Jagger? Not with that motion sense of yours.
Piano Keys	Musical instruments? I recommend trying piano.
Alphabet	Never try tongue twisters before you learn alphabet.
Foreign Exchange Rates	No currency exchange point? You should’ve taken your card.
Astrology	No success? I guess your zodiac was under the wrong planet’s influence.
Memory	Nope, that doesn’t work. Try memorizing the manual next time.
Broken Buttons	Pressing these buttons is useless. They’re broken.
The Button	Push the button. Galvanize.
Square Button	Push the square button. Galvanize.
Filibuster	Remember the title and just keep talking.
Simon Screams	Simon screams at your incompetence.
Hexamaze	Someone must have put a-maze-ing hex on you.
The Stopwatch	Stop the watch! Hammer time!
Needy Vent Gas	Stop venting your emotions. Vent gas instead.
The Clock	Tick tock, start the bomb clock.
Colour Flash	That almost got you dead. Your whole life flashed before your eyes.
Adventure Game	That’s okay. There will be another adventure waiting for you soon.
Braille	The bomb blew your eyes out. Start learning Braille.
Anagrams	The instructions were clear and not in anagrams; you’re an idiot.
Mortal Kombat	The kombat with this bomb is a mortal one.
Battleship	This bomb is a true battle, just not on a ship.

Module Name	Text in MAH
Safety Safe	This bomb is so valuable it should be locked in a safe.
Burglar Alarm	This burglar alarm is distracting me from defusing.
Souvenir	This explosion will leave a few souvenirs on your body.
Simon Says	Too late. simon says you should try again.
Simon States	Too late. Simon states you should try again.
Wire Sequence	Trickier than it sounds; all the wires are hidden behind panels.
Microcontroller	Trust your experts, don’t micro control them.
Mouse In The Maze	Tsk. Poor little mouse, can’t do anything right.
Letter Keys	Wait, now keys have letters on them? What is this sorcery?
3D Maze	Want to see this in 3D? There are special glasses for it.
Forget Me Not	Well done. You forgot it not.
Double-Oh	Who cares about Double As or Double Ds when you can have Double Os?
Monsplode Trading Cards	Who cares about Monsplodes? Trade them away!
Sea Shells	Who cares what she sells? She’s not gonna sell it to you.
Text Field	Who needs fields of gold when you have a field of text?
Shape Shift	Why be a human when you can shapeshift into an owl?
Monsplode, Fight!	Why fight your family when you can fight Monsplodes?
Modules Against Humanity	Yes, this bomb is very inhumane. Deal with it.
Cooking	You blew me up even though I cooked for you!
Big Circle	You blow up, you die. The big circle of life.
Faulty Backgrounds	You bombed that selfie cause of faulty background.

Module Name	Text in MAH
Needy Knob	You can play with this knob even when you’re done with the bomb.
Button Sequences	You can’t just press all the buttons, it has to be the correct sequence.
Caesar Cipher	You dealt with it like a true Caesar.
Silly Slots	You failed. What a silly slot you are.
Word Scramble	You got scrambled by your own sword.
Mystic Square	You need serious help. From a shaman or a mystic, nothing less.
Password	You need to know the secret password to defuse this bomb.
Round Keypad	You spin my head right round with those fancy symbols.
Chord Qualities	You struck the wrong chords. Kaboom.
The Bulb	You think you have a great idea? Nah, that’s just a bulb above your head.
Blind Maze	You’ll feel like a blind man in this maze.
Zoo	You’re an animal. You should be in a zoo.
Who’s On First	You’re clearly the last, but who’s first?
Blind Alley	You’re done. No way out from this blind alley.
Rock-Paper-Scissors-L.-Sp.	You’re fighting a lizard. But don’t use caber, use scissors.
Needy Capacitor	You’re on the dishonorable discharge, Take your capacitor and leave.
Crazy Talk	You’re talking crazy. Get out.
Word Search	You’re searching for a word? It’s the bird.
Coordinates	You’re walking funny. Have you lost your coordinates?
Neutralization	Your goal is to neutralize this bomb.
Cryptography	Your mind is so cryptic, I can’t read it.
Symbolic Password	Your password must be 6 symbols long.
The Swan	Your serial number is 4815162342.