On the Subject of Needy Mrs Bob
“What do you mean, ‘I never listen to you’? Wait, which button again?”
- The module shows a mobile phone messaging screen.
- On activation, Mrs Bob will send you a text message, possibly with an emoji.
- Send the correct emoji response to the given text message in accordance with the tables below.
- Sending an incorrect emoji will incur a strike and Mrs Bob’s wrath.
Received Message / Emoji |
🐄 |
❤️ |
😊 |
🥛 |
None |
Can you pick up milk please?x |
👍 |
🐮 |
💰 |
🤔 |
🤷 |
Can you pick up some milk, dear?x |
🐮 |
🤷 |
🤔 |
😩 |
💩 |
We need more milk, dear.x |
☕ |
😩 |
👍 |
🐮 |
💰 |
Milk’s running low. Can you grab some? |
🤔 |
🐮 |
🤷 |
☕ |
👍 |
Received Message / Emoji |
🤢 |
😠 |
😷 |
💩 |
None |
The bins are full. Again… |
🤷 |
😩 |
👍 |
😡 |
🙇 |
You didn’t take the rubbish out! Tool! |
🙇 |
😡 |
💩 |
🤷 |
😩 |
You need to take the bins out. |
👍 |
💰 |
😩 |
💩 |
👍 |
The bin is full again. |
💩 |
🙇 |
🤔 |
😩 |
🤷 |
Received Message / Emoji |
❤️ |
🍽️ |
😘 |
🍳 |
None |
Running late - can you put dinner on? |
🥡 |
🍷 |
🍕 |
🤔 |
🤷 |
Running late - would you start dinner? |
🍷 |
🥡 |
🤷 |
🍕 |
👍 |
Running late - start dinner. |
🍕 |
👍 |
🥡 |
😩 |
🍷 |
Running late - can you put the oven on? |
😩 |
🤔 |
🍷 |
🥡 |
🍕 |
Received Message / Emoji |
⌚ |
😕 |
😟 |
🤔 |
None |
What time are you back tonight? |
🤷 |
🚗 |
🍺 |
🏌️ |
🤔 |
When are you back tonight? |
🏌️ |
🤷 |
🤔 |
🚗 |
🍺 |
You said you’d be back by now… |
🍺 |
🏌️ |
🚗 |
👍 |
🤷 |
What time are you home tonight? |
🙇 |
🍺 |
🏌️ |
🤷 |
🚗 |