On the Subject of Needy Mrs Bob

“What do you mean, ‘I never listen to you’? Wait, which button again?”

  • The module shows a mobile phone messaging screen.
  • On activation, Mrs Bob will send you a text message, possibly with an emoji.
  • Send the correct emoji response to the given text message in accordance with the tables below.
  • Sending an incorrect emoji will incur a strike and Mrs Bob's wrath.
Received Message / Emoji 🐄 ❤️ 😊 🥛 None
Can you pick up milk please?x 👍 🐮 💰 🤔 🤷
Can you pick up some milk, dear?x 🐮 🤷 🤔 😩 💩
We need more milk, dear.x 😩 👍 🐮 💰
Milk’s running low. Can you grab some? 🤔 🐮 🤷 👍
Received Message / Emoji 🤢 😠 😷 💩 None
The bins are full. Again… 🤷 ‍😩 👍 😡 🙇‍
You didn’t take the rubbish out! Tool! 🙇‍ 😡 💩 🤷 😩
You need to take the bins out. 👍 💰 😩 💩 👍
The bin is full again. 💩 🙇‍ 🤔 😩 🤷
Received Message / Emoji ❤️ 🍽️ 😘 🍳 None
Running late - can you put dinner on? 🥡 🍷 🍕 🤔 🤷
Running late - would you start dinner? 🍷 🥡 🤷 🍕 👍
Running late - start dinner. 🍕 👍 🥡 ‍‍😩 🍷
Running late - can you put the oven on? 😩 🤔 🍷 🥡 🍕
Received Message / Emoji 😕 😟 🤔 None
What time are you back tonight? 🤷 🚗 🍺 🏌️‍ 🤔
When are you back tonight? 🏌️‍ 🤷 🤔 🚗 🍺
You said you’d be back by now… 🍺 🏌️‍ 🚗 👍 🤷
What time are you home tonight? 🙇‍ 🍺 🏌️‍ 🤷 🚗
Received Message / Emoji ❤️ 😘 🛏️ 🤗 None
Just texting to say hey.x 👍 ❤️ 👌 😘 🐻
Just texting to say hi.x 😘 🐻 ❤️ 👍 👌
Just texting to say I love you.x 👌 👍 😘 🐻 ❤️
Just thinking about you.x ❤️ 😘 🐻 👌 👍
Received Message / Emoji 😡 😢 🔪 😾 None
You’re a jerk! 💩 😢 👌 👍 ❤️
Your a jerk! 🤷 🤔 💰 🔧 😘
You jerk! 😢 👍 ❤️ 🔧 🤷
You. Are. A. Jerk! 👌 😢 🔧 💩 🤔