 ## On the Subject of Neutralizing Neutrinos

When the light hits your eye like a subatomic pie, that’s neutrinooo...

Calculate three values as follows. In each row, concatenate the digits abc and take the result modulo m.

a b c m
Battery holders mod 10 Ports mod 10 1 301
Port plates mod 10 Batteries mod 10 2 302
Unlit indicators mod 10 Lit indicators mod 10 3 333

Run each value through the following formula, obtaining T and N. The value for dist can be found in the “Planet distances” table below.

T = floor(round(1000000*dist/round(1000000/sqrt(1000000-round(1000-5/6*abc)^2)))/round(1000-5/6*abc))

For each neutrino, start with N = T mod 10 + 1 and proceed as follows:

1. In the table below, start in the center of the current flavor.
2. If the condition is true, subtract 1 from N.
3. If N = 0, the current flavor is the new flavor.
4. Otherwise, move up (anti-neutrino) or down (neutrino), wrapping around.
5. Repeat steps 2–5.
Planet distances
Planet name Distance
Mercury 387
Venus 723
Earth 1000
Mars 1524
Jupiter 5203
Saturn 9582
Uranus 19201
Neptune 30047
e first time here this is an anti-neutrino serial number contains ‘E’ serial number contains ‘T’ planet is closer than Jupiter more than 2 ports more than 2 batteries serial number contains ‘M’ not first time here

In ascending order of the neutrinos’ T values, submit the new flavors. Anti-neutrinos remain anti-neutrinos.