On the Subject of Not Crazy Talk

It says nothing. Literally nothing. Blank. Nada.

  1. Text will be shown on a display.
  2. Determine which characters in the text are valid and count the total number of valid characters.
  3. Flip the switch up when the last digit of the bomb's seconds timer is the last digit of the total.
  4. The display will then cycle between four texts, each of which has a value from 1 to 9, the sum of which is value N.
  5. The target character is the Nth alphanumeric character in the text originally shown when the switch was down. (wrapping around to the beginning of the text if N is greater than the number of alphanumeric characters)
  6. Submit the target character in Morse code by holding down the switch:
    • Releasing the switch within the the same tick of the bomb's timer in which it was held will add a dot to the entry.
    • Releasing the switch after holding the switch across at least one tick of the bomb's timer will add a dash to the entry.
    • The entry is automatically submitted if the switch is released for two real time seconds.
  7. If either the time when the switch is flipped up or the submitted morse code are wrong, both submissions are shown briefly before the module fully resets.

First Phase Validity Table

ConditionValid characters
Two or more D batteriesNumeric digits
Two or more unlit indicatorsPresent on the label of any present unlit indicator
Two or more lit indicatorsPresent on the label of any present lit indicator
Empty port plate presentWhitespace
Plate with three or more ports presentConsonants (including Y)
Six or more distinct port typesNon-alphanumeric symbols
Nine or more total portsVowels
No above condition is metPresent in the serial number

Second Phase Value Table

TextValue
1 3 2 41
LEFT ARROW LEFT WORD RIGHT ARROW LEFT WORD RIGHT ARROW RIGHT WORD
BLANK
LITERALLY BLANK
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY PLEASE FULLSTOP FULLSTOP.
AN ACTUAL LEFT ARROW LITERAL PHRASE
FOR THE LOVE OF - THE DISPLAY JUST CHANGED, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS MOD COULD DO THAT. DOES IT MENTION THAT IN THE MANUAL?
ALL WORDS ONE THREE TO FOR FOR AS IN THIS IS FOR YOU
LITERALLY NOTHING
NO, LITERALLY NOTHING2
THE WORD LEFT
HOLD ON IT'S BLANK
SEVEN WORDS FIVE WORDS THREE WORDS THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP
THE PHRASE THE WORD STOP TWICE
THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE THE WORD NOTHING
ONE THREE TO FOR
THREE WORDS THE WORD STOP
DISREGARD WHAT I JUST SAID. FOUR WORDS, NO PUNCTUATION. ONE THREE 2 4.
1 3 2 FOR3
DISREGARD WHAT I JUST SAID. TWO WORDS THEN TWO DIGITS. ONE THREE 2 4.
WE JUST BLEW UP
NO REALLY.
← LEFT → LEFT → RIGHT
ONE AND THEN 3 TO 4
STOP TWICE
LEFT
PERIOD PERIOD
THERE ARE THREE WORDS NO PUNCTUATION READY? STOP DOT PERIOD4
NOVEBMER OSCAR SPACE, LIMA INDIGO TANGO ECHO ROMEO ALPHA LIMA LIMA YANKEE SPACE NOVEMBER OSCAR TANGO HOTEL INDEGO NOVEMBER GOLF
FIVE WORDS THREE WORDS THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP
THE PHRASE: THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP.
EMPTY SPACE
ONE THREE TWO FOUR
IT'S SHOWING NOTHING
LIMA ECHO FOXTROT TANGO SPACE ALPHA ROMEO ROMEO OSCAR RISKY SPACE SIERRA YANKEE MIKE BRAVO OSCAR LIMA
ONE 3 2 4
TextValue
STOP.5
.PERIOD
NO REALLY STOP
1 3 TOO 4
PERIOD TWICE
1 3 TOO WITH 2 OHS FOUR
1 3 TO 4
STOP DOT PERIOD
LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT
IT LITERALLY SAYS THE WORD ONE AND THEN THE NUMBERS 2 3 46
ONE IN LETTERS 3 2 4 IN NUMBERS
WAIT FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID, TWO WORDS THEN TWO SYMBOLS THEN TWO WORDS: ← ← RIGHT LEFT → →
1 THREE TWO FOUR
PERIOD
.STOP
NOVEBMER OSCAR SPACE, LIMA INDIA TANGO ECHO ROMEO ALPHA LIMA LIMA YANKEE SPACE NOVEMBER OSCAR TANGO HOTEL INDIA NOVEMBER GOLF
LIMA ECHO FOXTROT TANGO SPACE ALPHA ROMEO ROMEO OSCAR WHISKEY SPACE SIERRA YANKEE MIKE BRAVO OSCAR LIMA
NOTHING
THERE'S NOTHING7
STOP STOP
RIGHT ALL IN WORDS STARTING NOW ONE TWO THREE FOUR
THE PHRASE THE WORD LEFT
LEFT ARROW SYMBOL TWICE THEN THE WORDS RIGHT LEFT RIGHT THEN A RIGHT ARROW SYMBOL
LEFT LEFT RIGHT ← RIGHT →
NO COMMA LITERALLY NOTHING
HOLD ON CRAZY TALK WHILE I DO THIS NEEDY
THIS ONE IS ALL ARROW SYMBOLS NO WORDS
THE WORD STOP TWICE8
← ← RIGHT LEFT → →
THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP
1 3 TOO WITH TWO OS 4
THREE WORDS THE PUNCTUATION FULLSTOP
OK WORD FOR WORD LEFT ARROW SYMBOL TWICE THEN THE WORDS RIGHT LEFT RIGHT THEN A RIGHT ARROW SYMBOL
DOT DOT
LEFT ARROW
AFTER I SAY BEEP FIND THIS PHRASE WORD FOR WORD BEEP AN ACTUAL LEFT ARROW
TextValue
ONE THREE 2 WITH TWO OHS 49
LEFT ARROW SYMBOL
AN ACTUAL LEFT ARROW
THAT'S WHAT IT'S SHOWING
THE PHRASE THE WORD NOTHING
THE WORD ONE AND THEN THE NUMBERS 3 2 4
ONE 3 2 FOUR
ONE WORD THEN PUNCTUATION. STOP STOP.
THE WORD BLANK

Morse Code

CharacterMorse Code
0-----
1.----
2..---
3...--
4....-
5.....
6-....
7--...
8---..
9----.
A.-
B-...
C-.-.
D-..
E.
F..-.
G--.
H....
CharacterMorse Code
I..
J.---
K-.-
L.-..
M--
N-.
O---
P.--.
Q--.-
R.-.
S...
T-
U..-
V...-
W.--
X-..-
Y-.--
Z--..