On the Subject of Kicking Terrorists’ Asses

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This cheatsheet will work only if previous solved module is Obama Grocery Store or there are 0 solves at the moment. Otherwise, this manual won’t work.

Use nth item in reading order (counting from 0!), where n is the number from tables.

Weapon (Left Eye)
Batt % 5 Weapon
0 4
1 3
2 5
3 0
4 3
Food (Mouth)
No ports = 2.
Else, (sum of ↓) % 5.
Port present: Add:
Parallel 2
RJ or PS 3
RCA or DVI 4

Sidekick (Right Eye)

Concatenate all indicators' labels and all SN letters into one string. For all duplicate letters, keep only one instance. Take all numbers for every letter that exists in the table and sum them. Take that sum modulo 6:

Letter: A B C E G M O R S T Y
Number: 2 1 1 2 1 1 3 3 1 1 1