On the Subject of Overtly Conning Orientation Cube

Its only a stroke, you’ll be fine.

1If the serial number
contains an R
Left -> Top
2Lit TRN or
lit/unlit CAR
Bottom -> Right
3PS/2 port present or
bomb has a strike
Left -> Bottom
Bottom -> Front
4Serial number
contains a 7 or 8
Right -> Bottom
Back -> Front
5Three or more batteries, or eye is on the left
Top -> Bottom
6Otherwise
Top -> Left