On the Subject of Overtly Conning Orientation Cube

No brain haemorrhage today.

1If the serial number
contains an R
FrontClockwise
RightLeft, Counter-clockwise
BackCounter-clockwise
LeftLeft, Clockwise
2Lit TRN or
lit/unlit CAR
FrontCounter-clockwise
RightClockwise, Right
Back Clockwise
Left Clockwise, Left
3PS/2 port present or
bomb has a strike
FrontCounter-clockwise, Left
RightLeft, Clockwise
Back Clockwise, Left
Left Left, Counter-clockwise
4Serial number
contains a 7 or 8
FrontClockwise, Left, Left
RightRight, Clockwise, Right
Back Counter-clockwise, Left, Left
Left Right, Counter-clockwise, Right
5Three or more batteries, or eye is on the left
Front Clockwise
Left Right, Counter-clockwise
FrontClockwise
RightRight, Clockwise
Right Clockwise
FrontLeft, Clockwise
RightClockwise
Back Left, Counter-clockwise
Back Clockwise
RightLeft, Clockwise
Back Clockwise
Left Left, Counter-clockwise
Left Clockwise
FrontLeft, Counter-clockwise
Left Clockwise
Back Left, Clockwise
6Otherwise
FrontCounter-clockwise
RightClockwise, Right
Back Clockwise