On the JoyXXXXXXSubject of Painting

“I believe, I believe every day is a good day when you paint.” — Bob Ross

Unicorn

If you have exactly 2 DVI-D, 1 RJ45 and a lit CLR, change every field into another color of choice.

Otherwise

Take the first rule that applies in the list:

• If batteries + indicators + ports = number in parentheses, use that.
• Otherwise, use the name that shares the most letters with all the distinct letters in all the indicators.
• If there’s a tie, use protanomaly.

Protanomaly (9) {2×A, L, M, N, 2×O, P, R, T, Y}	Deuteranomaly (11) {2×A, D, 2×E, L, M, N, O, R, T, U, Y}	Tritanopia (8) {2×A, 2×I, N, O, P, R, 2×T}
Purple ⇄ Pink	Green ⇄ Yellow	Blue ⇄ Gray
Black → Red	Purple ⇄ Brown	Purple ⇄ Black
Orange → Red	Red → Green	Orange ⇄ Red
Blue → Red	Pink → Gray	Green → Blue
Green → Orange	Blue → Pink
Brown → Green