On the Subject of Purgatory

Imagine if you died while disarming a purgatory module, hehe... I’m going to hell for that one.

• The module will consist of five stages in which you must decide who goes to heaven and who goes to hell.
• Pay attention to the color of the LED in the top left corner of the module.
• If the module has to wait until the end of the bomb, the current stage will be the last stage.
• If the LED is RED, use Table A.
• If the LED is BLUE, use Table B.
• If the LED is GREEN, use Table C.
• If the LED is YELLOW, do not click anything on the module until every other module is disarmed, and then go to the last list in the manual.
• If the serial number has a vowel, use the left column. Otherwise, use the right column.

Table A
If the bomb has 2 or more batteries, send the person to HELL. Otherwise, if the bomb has more lit indicators than unlit indicators, send the person to HEAVEN. If none of the above apply, send the person to HEAVEN.	If the bomb has a lit SIG indicator, send the person to HELL. Otherwise, if the person’s name has an even number of letters, send the person to HEAVEN. If none of the above apply, see Table C.
Table B
If the LED is flickering, send the person to HELL but ONLY when every other module has been disarmed. Otherwise, if the bomb has less than 4 batteries, send the person to HEAVEN. If none of the above apply, send the person to HELL.	If the bomb has a parallel or serial port, send the person to HELL. Otherwise, if the person’s name has an odd number of letters, AND there are more than 2 batteries on the bomb, send the person to HEAVEN. If none of the above apply, add up all the numbers in the serial number and click either HEAVEN OR HELL that many times.

Table C
If there are exactly two lit indicators on the bomb, send the person to HELL. Otherwise, if the person has five or fewer letters in their name, send the person to HEAVEN but ONLY when the timer has a two in any position. If none of the above apply, send the person to HELL.	If there are more than 3 batteries on the bomb, send the person to HELL. Otherwise, If there are less than 3 batteries on the bomb, send the person to HEAVEN. If there are exactly 3 batteries on the bomb, send the person to either.

If the LED is Yellow:

Use the table below to determine where to send the person.

	No Strikes	1 Strike	2+ Strikes
Parallel port present	+1	-1	-2
> 2 batteries present	-1	-2	+1
SIG indicator	Lit: +1 Unlit: -1	Lit: +1 Unlit: -2	Un/lit: -1
LED flickering	+1	-2	-1

If the result of the number is positive or is equal to 0, send them to HEAVEN.
Otherwise, send them to HELL.