On the Subject of Quiplash
Finally, it actually makes sense.
Listed largely on the module is a 2 to 5-digit number, representing a prompt from the extensive table below.
To solve the module, follow the simple math listed below to get a number from 1-3 representing the correct button to push. (1 = left, 2 = right, 3 = "JINX")
- Find the average number of vowels in each answer of the prompt and round down. For example, if the first answer had 3 vowels and the second answer had 6 vowels, you would get 4.5, or 4.
- Divide this new number by 15, then multiply by 3. Round this total up, then modulo 3. This is your final number.
Find your prompt below using the numerical ID listed on the module.
|101||beepers||frenemies||reasons to stay inside|
|102||Shhhh... only get the house salad||Would you like to hear my mixtape?||Run. RUN!!!!!|
|103||society||a slippery banana peel||a very average horse|
|127||a cozy caftan||sandpaper shorts||a frown|
|128||tiny stand-up comedian||Nintendo 64||"Chicken Soup for the Soul" book|
|130||the enemy||Gim-Gammy and Paul||Dr. and Mrs. Charleston|
|149||the first hoagie||mindless small talk||our ugliest ancestor|
|15||Invest in bonds||Something interesting for once||Make scrambled eggs|
|154||silos filled with jelly beans||wear a three-piece suit on the tractor||can't spit fer nuthin'|